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The Real Names Thread
What is your actual full name? Nicholas(Nick) Roy Miller.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Cool name man, I've never heard a last name like that...here we usually just have the boring typical North American names.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I think you people are dumb for posting your full names on the internet..... 
My name is Matt.
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I don't mind...I knew a lot of people would be hesitant..the good thing about the internet is that people don't know who you are...that's why there is free porn sites!
I just thought it would be interesting,
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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This thread has identity theft written all over it.
Mines Dave, but most ppl know me as "man with gargantuan penis."
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thats y u never post ur full name and always make up a name instead so my name is hooty mcpotsomking
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Everybody who needs to know my name already does. I'm wondering what John Mansley's real name is.
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Why not post full names??? Gays.
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Uh Oh identity theft on a metal tabs site 
Alex. If you want my surname its in a few tabs knocking around. I dont like my surname, is all.
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Uh Oh identity theft on a metal tabs site
Alex. If you want my surname its in a few tabs knocking around. I dont like my surname, is all. |
L0rd of t3h r1ngs!111!1!
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Die in a fire.
Suprisingly few people pick up on that though, so well done.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I have a shitload of names ( doopnamen in dutch ) but i'm not gonna tell them
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I know a few people's real names and their addresses only because we trust each other and I've been known to send them b-day cards and stuff like that thar. There's not many though.
And you guys that are laughing about the identity theft should learn more about it for your own protection. But maybe you didn't put real names anyways. (cue Twilight Zone music)
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Die in a fire.
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pfft my name rules over al of yours
Gimar Yestra LOL
most peeps just call me Kiem though, i prefer that name better.
also, my last name means belly in icelandic  in other words, i rock
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I know a few people's real names and their addresses only because we trust each other and I've been known to send them b-day cards and stuff like that thar. There's not many though.
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The name isn't really the most important thing when it comes to identity theft, anyway.
So, what's everybody's social security number? Grandmother's maiden name?
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NOOCTURRRRNOOOOO
CULLLTOOO!!!!!
IN THE SHADOW OF THE HORNNSSS!!!!
alright, sorry. second time ive made that joke
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Nah its actually Peter (my dad's name)
Giving me the most plain name here, unless my last name was like Jones or something.
Lucky i make up for not having a name like Natas Necro Grimforest, by being so grim 
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I just heard on a NPR radio show that the guy that talks in the Penn and Teller team gave his daughter the middle name of Crimefighter. His wife has no middle name so they figured they'd play around with the kid's name.
I find the wife situation odd since my husband's uncle had to take a middle name for Social Security reasons back when he was in the service.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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mine is a boring biblical name, most everyone (part from work) call me bunny, i answer to bunny quicker than my real name....
....which i dunno for some reason i always feel a bit  about telling people, even just my first real name....
...okay it's ruth....
....means friend....
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...means faithful friend...
...spooky eh?....
....just call me bunny everyone does
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I just heard on a NPR radio show that the guy that talks in the Penn and Teller team gave his daughter the middle name of Crimefighter. His wife has no middle name so they figured they'd play around with the kid's name.
I find the wife situation odd since my husband's uncle had to take a middle name for Social Security reasons back when he was in the service.
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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2006-01-21, 21:12
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Haha which famous dickhead called their kid Apple? i forget who it was.
God i wish i was named after a piece of fruit
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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Haha which famous dickhead called their kid Apple? i forget who it was.
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what like banana?? ROFLMCTO!!!!! 
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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2006-01-21, 21:37
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Haha which famous dickhead called their kid Apple? i forget who it was.
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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltro... poor kid
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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2006-01-21, 22:25
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Andrew.
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Do i have permission to call you Android?
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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Do i have permission to call you Android?
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible |
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Thanks for reminding me of why i don't post here anymore.
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Lo, they do call to me...
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Thanks for reminding me of why i don't post here anymore.
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2006-01-22, 09:56
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Jonathan.
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Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
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Supreme Metalhead
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can we call u johnny? or john-boy
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Sweet merciful Christ it never stops.
Whats more amazing is that I think every post Ive seen by you actually rivals this one in terms of sheer idiocy too. Good Job!
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Jono
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can we call u johnny? or john-boy
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Why not post full names??? Gays.
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I don't like my full name.
Michael Thomas Gerard Cormier.
Laamme.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Lets be humble too...
Of course the jokes when we were little.
Icky Vicky
Vicky likes the dicky
Sicky Vicky
and of course by Highschool...
all the smooth talkin Mac daddys and daddy macs would say...as if they were clever or brilliant..
"So what's Victorias Secret?"
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Everybody who needs to know my name already does. I'm wondering what John Mansley's real name is.
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John Joseph Mansley, although most people just call me Awesome.
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I've often wondered myself!
John Joseph Mansley, although most people just call me Awesome.
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I go by the awesome name of "Timon"
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Pokémon Master
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I have a celtic name, that means wise one.
See if you can work that out (that is if you don't already know)
For a bonus hint, my name is derived from that of an Arthurian Knight.
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
Last edited by BeastOfCarrion : 2006-01-23 at 21:11.
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2006-01-23, 21:17
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Muffin Ass
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2006-01-23, 21:25
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Pokémon Master
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isnt that a girls name?
Either way, no.
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"Press Ctrl+w to enter: The realm of Power Metal!" - a promise from johnmansley
Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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(x.x) (> <)
Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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2006-01-23, 21:48
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Lance?
I like the way you almost managed to get your clue the same as the background colour.
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2006-01-23, 21:56
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Lance?
I like the way you almost managed to get your clue the same as the background colour.
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clue?
oh shit, i'm looking at a laptop monitor
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2006-01-23, 22:01
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Noob lud
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It seems in the only Justin.
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2006-01-24, 13:55
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Senior Metalhead
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2006-01-24, 23:26
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Jono
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I have a celtic name, that means wise one.
See if you can work that out (that is if you don't already know)
For a bonus hint, my name is derived from that of an Arthurian Knight.
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Galahad,Arthur,Lance,Tristan,Percival,Dinadan? |
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Supreme Metalhead
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Noob lud
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I don't think BassBehemoth needs anymore names for his planned heist.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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my Uber dorky name
Gordon Douglas Wilson... also known as Gordy 
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im 50 percent irish and 100 percent pain. (SHAKE DOWN!!!!)
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NECROTIC
Canadian Brutal Death (So you know it's good)
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2006-01-25, 20:14
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Noob lud
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Is it pronounced Gore-don?
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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