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Battlelore is the most dumbest looking band I have ever seen.
Dumbest name is probably Gruesome Stuff Relish or Demons and Wizards.
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Whats your bands name?
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Demons and Wizards was a side project collaboration between blind guardian and iced earth. Very cool music.
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http://www.nack5.co.jp/sc/psycholec.../psychotop1.jpg
Edit: and Battlelore is one of the greatest bands. You should listen few songs.
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I fail to see how Demons and Wizards is a bad band name when you have shitpiles of creativity like Anal Cunt and Disgorge.
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Anal Cunt is an awesome name. Demons and Wizards is fucking nerdy and reminds me of when I was last in that dungeon on the hillside carrying a +2 Broadsword hunting the Mage of the Mountain for his majestically secret and mysterious scrolls of wisdom that will give me +3 spell power, which by coincidence is just enough to beat the Dragon which guards the passage through the valley which leads to the Kingdom of Hope where I can find the Holy Grail which is an 'uber' rare item.
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I agree with infinity; Demons and Wizards is a retarded name, no matter how good the music is. Anal Cunt is a decent name, considering when they started. Now its cliche and doesnt shock at all. Disgorge is just a bland name and unimaginative imo, but not stupid.
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I think Cannibal Corpse is a killer band name. Between The Buried And Me... that's a mouth full. Dimmu Borgir, that's freakin gay, but I'm sure it means something else in another language.
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I think Cannibal Corpse is a killer band name. Between The Buried And Me... that's a mouth full. Dimmu Borgir, that's freakin gay, but I'm sure it means something else in another language.
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Most Death/Gore band names are pretty lame. Dimmu Borgir is a beautiful volcanic formation in Iceland (it's Iceland, right?).
Intense Hammer Rage always pissed me off.
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Dimmu Borgir is a place in Norway. It means 'fortress of fire', because there's volcanic activity there.
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Gwar is pretty weak too
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Fuck... I'm Dead is a pretty stupid name, but that's why I love it haha. Metallica is a pretty shitty band name.. so is Dragon Slayer (Slayer's original name)
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Anal Cunt is an awesome name. Demons and Wizards is fucking nerdy and reminds me of when I was last in that dungeon on the hillside carrying a +2 Broadsword hunting the Mage of the Mountain for his majestically secret and mysterious scrolls of wisdom that will give me +3 spell power, which by coincidence is just enough to beat the Dragon which guards the passage through the valley which leads to the Kingdom of Hope where I can find the Holy Grail which is an 'uber' rare item.
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Forgot, one of the worst band names..
Butcher ABC
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I always thought Cradle of Filth, even without hearing their music at the time, was a stupd band name.
Despite being amazingly kickass, Laaz Rockit is pretty dumb.
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Tremendous terror.ahaha
Sparkle Motion is pretty fucking bad.
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As I Lay Dying....kind of a stupid concept for a name
I'll agree with whoever said Death
As a matter of fact, look at earache's website, you'll find dumb enough band names there:
Addiction Crew
Decapitated
Severe Torture
Shortie (wtf?)
yeah....i mainly think names dealing with either excessive gore involved (hammer smashed face, suicide machine, etc.) or completely retarded concepts (i cum blood) are pointless.
oh and for the record: i dont hate cannibal corpse, so dont assume that.
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Gorgoroth... gore+goth= Gorgoroth haha
Metalica
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The most dumb stupidest(  ) bandname i've heard is maybe Avenged Sevenfold.
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yeah....i mainly think names dealing with either excessive gore involved (hammer smashed face, suicide machine, etc.) or completely retarded concepts (i cum blood) are pointless.
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And those song titles are awesome!!!!! Cuz cannibal corpse are rather good
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Like oh my god you totally incorrectly wrote 'I've'. Also, 'bandname' is not a word. It's 'Band-name' or 'Band name'.
You could use this: www.dictionary.com
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Gorguts, stupid name, but fucking sweet music
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Gorguts' name definitely doesn't suit their music, but I like the name Gorerotted, kinda shows how goofy they are.
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Its a pun on the word "Gorroted" [sp?] not just 2 random words.
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exactly why it shows how they're so goofy
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I gotcha. BTW, don't bother trying to spell it, it's a fake german word he made up when he was obsessed with Jeff Hanneman hah
low-tech: That shitty band name almost makes me never want to hear them.. which I will be doing, because I'm really getting into grind.
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band titles such as decapitated, exhumed, impaled all lack any creativity and are just plain dumb, IMO.
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...being an anagram of "ragnarok" with a "b" added for convenience.
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huh...would you look at that. I never realised...
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2006-02-08, 22:13
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i thought an anagram is a word that reads identical both ways, like racecar or bob
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2006-02-09, 00:11
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Jono
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Nah,an anagram is rearraging letters to make a different word.Cant think of what racecar or bob is though.
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2006-02-09, 00:20
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i'm not 100% sure but i think those are called palindromes..
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each day im reminded how much my shitty c average high school education is wearing off, looks like community college very soon for low-tech
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2006-02-10, 12:23
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Some of my ex-fun-grind-bands maybe:
-God Bless the Hemorrhoids
-P.o.D. (there is a new-metal band called P.o.D., so we gave our band this name as well...but here it stands for Penis of Death)
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2006-02-10, 15:25
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Helloween i thought was always cheesy... Hell + Halloween? lame...
3 inches of blood...
Construcdead...blah...stupid mixture of words to sound like the reason one..."its gonna be allah of fun!" like that kind of
Basically any band with the word Dragon in it...just sounds god damn D&D like or nerdy...period
Severed Savior...
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2006-02-12, 16:58
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The Man Who Is, MGI.
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Dimmu Borgir is a place in Norway. It means 'fortress of fire', because there's volcanic activity there.
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Dimmu Borgir means "Dark Fortress" in Icelandic it isn't a place.
And dumbest looking band is ManOwar flawless.
Shittest Name has to be something like Meat Shits. I don't mind em but it is a shitty ass name.
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2006-02-12, 18:42
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Gory Blister.
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2006-02-12, 19:20
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slack as fuck
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I remember, I made a thread on them before I was a death metalhead and named it 'italian death metal?' or something
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2006-02-13, 14:26
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CATSEXUAL URGE MOTIVATION
Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation(japanese all girl grind)
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2006-02-13, 14:35
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Balzak is a terrible name. They're that Japanese band who's on The Misfits label. Their cover of The Haunting/Don't Open 'Til Doomsday is horrible.
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2006-02-13, 14:53
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slack as fuck
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hey, haven't seen you on much recently
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2006-02-13, 15:03
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Yeah, my computer fucked up so I can only online when I'm at a friends. But as soon as I get things taken care of I'll be back for good.
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2006-02-13, 15:06
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sweet, Dustin (I remembered)
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2006-02-13, 15:07
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Wow, you did. Some of the in my band can't even remember my name.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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2006-02-13, 15:15
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slack as fuck
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hehe,well it's nice to hear you'll be back.. btw love the sig.. Mitch Hedberg kicks ass
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2006-02-17, 07:07
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necrophagia
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necrophagist
only because they confused me for a long time
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