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2006-01-14, 16:19
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Death by Chocolate
Weird Al eat your heart out! Or I'll do it if it's chocolate. I hope whoever reads this can hear what I'm hearing for music with this. It's sort of death metal and old System of a Down rolled together.
Bon Appetit!
"Death by Chocolate"
(Spoken) I pray to the goddess of the darkest
Oh, mighty Serotonia, give me relief from this pain
Lead me to the waters of sanity
Fill my cup with cocoa again
Vs.1
I'll bite your nails down to the quick
If you don't let me have a fix
I'll pull your tongue out through your ear
I can't say this more clear
(Growled and screamed) Gimme chocolate
(Sung) Or you're gonna die
(Growled and screamed) Gimme chocolate
(Sung) In cake or pie
(Growled and screamed) Gimme chocolate
(Sung) Sauce on icecream
(Spoken in low voice) Chocolate covered coffee beans
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2006-01-14, 16:20
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Vs.2
You don't know the stress I'm under
So don't make a foolish blunder
And deprive me of my soul's quest
You can have the jellies
I'll take the rest
Vs.3
Brown rich succulence I need to survive
Like a vampire sinking teeth to keep alive
The touch, the taste, the scent, the sensations
You don't want me a creature of deprivation
(Growled and screamed) Gimme chocolate
(Sung) Or you're gonna die
(Growled and screamed) Gimme chocolate
(Sung) In cake or pie
(Growled and screamed) Gimme chocolate
(Sung) Sauce on icecream
(Spoken in low voice) Chocolate covered coffee beans
BJH
1/14/2006
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-14, 19:26
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My Ass, Your Face
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Awesome!
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2006-01-14, 20:04
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I tell you my lady, you know how to make a man's day.
Only, now I'm beginning to feel some second thoughts at some of the steps I've taken lately... oh well, let's keep a tight control on that chocolate supply and everything should be just fine.
Yes, I can definetly hear that brutal theme. Note - brutal, not br00tal.
Guess it's yet another for the memorising.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2006-01-15, 01:00
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You're going to use this one, too? Well, make sure you tack my name on there. Your friends will think you keep strange company, but that's cool.  Glad you both liked it.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2006-01-21, 02:58
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Senior Metalhead
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that definitely reminds me of system of a down. also resembles my friend's sad scary coffee addiction. Awesome lyrics, death my chocolate is one of the best ways to die.
now if you'll excuse me, i have a face to stuff full of hershey bars
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2006-01-21, 15:11
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...now if you'll excuse me, i have a face to stuff full of hershey bars
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bitch
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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