hey I need a good name for my pet tarantula ,

Nah, try this one.....

"I'm a fucking moron and I can't think of a name for my own band, so I have to go on the internet to ask a bunch of assholes that don't know me or my music."


Or even a good ol' simpson trademark......

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells aaaand I like to kiss my own butt."

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Sounds more like a name for an album track

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how bout...

crotch-creeper?

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Personally, I liked Hard American Drugs because one could say --You been H.A.D.

powers' --you do a darn skippy job, too.

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The only addicting substance that comes from america is fast-food

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#1

Well, if they'd leave out the salt and fat it wouldn't be. The rest of the world is catching up with us though.

Oh no, my hubby and son are bonding again. This isn't good. And now, my son is feeling my scalp... or else muffmaster's tarantula is loose and sitting on my head.

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nonono you misunderstood:

cocaine comes from columbia
marijuhana comes from jamaica
heroine comes from afghanistan
xtc comes from holland
fast-food comes from the US

see? my post wasn't about importing but exporting

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MOE

LMAO

shit, we scared him away

I wanted to post "your music makes me want to stab my penis" after he uploaded his crap...

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I speak perfectly well.
My sentence structure and basic grammar on paper or text sucks.
I was too busy drawing Iron Maiden & Judas Priest logos in my notebook during english or writing classes.
Seriously.
I did pay attention though in science and math.

Well, go ahead and stab away.




















And post pictures!!!

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ohwell, if he gets back i'm going to tell him to stand on all fours and the eat peanutbutter from nHoE's asscrack

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Haha, sounds like a good start for a brutal grindcore song.

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offcoarse..

god knows i love pie..
and grindcore...

well not realy

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Lol, that's actually pretty good, did you come up with that yourself?

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I actually hate most grind, but some of its alright. And what you said made me think grindcore for some reason.

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jes' don't be grindin' in da pie

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Original poster, stay up for about 2 days in a row and your brain will be borked enough for you to come up with a weird name. Or if youve got songs written, take bits out of the lyrics. Something will come up. While everyone is having fun in this thread, thats all we can really do. Its hard to come up with a name for someones band without at least having heard them first, as names should always infer the bands style, too. In my opinion.

Whats wrong with cat food and ass anyway?

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I have a policy on this kind of thing, it goes like this:

"If you are in a band, a substantial creative endeavour involving a number of people, you should have a common direction, focus or purpose to the creation of your music. If you cannot solidify this commonality into something as simple and important as a band name, then you are not a band. You are a bunch of little boys who fondle each other and play power chords."

This is why whenever there is a 'name my band' thread, I perpetually list fucking stupid suggestions such as:

Diesel-Powered Transvestite
Brian Eats The Plate and Leaves The Food
Death Duties For The Poor
Buttered Weasels on Toast
Your Mother's Goitre Wears a Hat
Crooligan is Not A Word
Baited Hook on the Queer-Rod





HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you all missed this one.

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Well said, though I don't think he'll return any time soon. He's probably getting bummed by his bandmates at the moment. And I didn't miss the drop b comment, if you read my posts I flamed him on that one quite a bit I dare say.

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By crikey ,I was gonna ask to help name my band right after you all helped him , We play a spaced out elevator nu metal grind mall , death ,hardcore porn ,old school punk rap R & B type .

btw we play in drop double DD

DAMN IT!! You aren't gonna believe this but this big ole fat spider just crawled out from between a couple booklets i had by my monitor and scared the crap out of me! Before it could hide I smacked it with my big hair clip and then grabbed my flonase bottle and turned it upside down to squish it between the home and scroll lock keys. It's leg flew off, but I got him! I had lights lit up on this thing I've never used before.
One tarantula down the tubes. Man! That startled me.

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Bet that was a, fun, experience.

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No, and I'm not scared of spiders, but I don't want them on my turf in the house.

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I must be an oddball because I tenderly catch and release.
Dad taught me to never kill them....said if you dislike bugs....well spiders are your friend.
"That's what they eat girl."


Since we're so off topic...
check this out...one of my Xmas presents.
Glass Spider...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/biafra/sp20.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/biafra/sb1.jpg

Roscoes Chicken and Waffles

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I wish he would just put his horrible music up on the net so we can get this whole thing over and done with.

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Can you name my band and song titles???

Here are some names I put together off the top of my head...

Bloodvomit-Ejaculating Penis
Demon Hail the Size of Minivans
Kentucky Fried Penis
Al Gore Gored Up My Anus (Agguma as an acronym)
I Shit Out Fire

How about "titty stew" or "fuck hole of the great vengence called shane" or maybe even "dick spray popsickle"

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Thats a cool looking spider. I'm going to have to get one.

Anyway, band names...

"Rump Ranger" would be an awsome name for a band.

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holy shit!! i checked this thread yesterday and it was still on page 1!!!! now its on 7 how can you spend 6 pages on making fun of someone? hehe not bad

when the hell is that guy coming online to post his "music"... i want to listen to what he spent 2 years doing

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Coheed, call your band 'Disgorge'.

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not. If you really want me to name your etceteras, then say so. But I warn you the results will not be pretty.

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Alien Sex Fiend..

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How about "10 inches of greatness"

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(to coheed) how bout Untitled... i still cant believe you and your band cant make up a name for yourselves. or if you did have a name, why care what everyone else thinks about it. if they like it, good, if they dont, they can fuck off.

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I'm gonna hijack this thread and ask FBS to make up some band names for me!

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It should evolve into a penis naming thread.
I mean...some guys do that right? Give their thingy odd names?


hahahaha

Yes, mine's name is Dick.

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Y'all know what would really suck. If this kid actually turns out to be the next Ygnwie Malmsteen, Alexi, Muhammed, Wylde, etc.

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well, I don't. I heard some chicks like to name their boobs or kitty. Is that true?

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I guess it would be as true as guys naming their winky.. :P

I really doubt the best guitarists ever go on the internet to chat rooms....and asking for band name ideas.

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Good point.

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Hah, yep

I can't believe this thread is still open and you're welcome for the cookies and ice cream, L,B'

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Haha, we stretched this thread to 8 goddamn pages, thats quite an accomplishment. Haha, just for kicks here are some interesting facts about the male anatomy

According to the Definitive Penis Size Survey, the average size of the male penis is around 6.4 inches when erect, and 3.4 inches when flaccid.

The largest penis ever recorded by Kinsey was 13 inches long.

The smallest penis was 5/8 inch long. The smallest penis in the DPSS was 1 inch when flaccid.

The chief ingredient in semen is fructose. Apparently it contains negligible calories.

The average amount of semen in one ejaculation is two teaspoons.

Black men do not normally have longer penises, according to the DPSS. The difference may be between sizes when flaccid and erect. White men's penises tend to grow more when becoming erect, and they are smaller when flaccid.

In general, the girth of the penis is considered to be more important than the length when giving sexual pleasure.

Each year, over 200,000 people look up information on penis enlargement.

Smokers have smaller erections. This is because cigarettes reduce blood flow through the circulatory system.

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons.

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 mph. No information given on the speedometer used to measure this.

A man has on average 11 erections each day. 9 of these are during the night.

Priapism is a painful condition in which the penis stays constantly erect. It is named after a Roman god, Priapus, who was cursed with a huge penis.

According to Kinsey, a significantly small number of people can autofellate, possibly under 1% of the male population.

A scientific survey of scents found that certain smells increase blood flow to the penis. These smells include: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie.

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(hides Yardley english lavender hand lotion under computer desk table )

Well, it ain't the meat it's the motion. And I've never named any part of my anatomy except my brain cell and Bob is the one that named it Larry.

And you're a sweetie, nh'. I bought a new Sideshow Bob plant today. It's some multicolored spikey grass thing, but it will be company for my huge aloe plant. Same poofed out shape.

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Cursed?

OK, we're up to penises. I think 150-odd replies of noobclear warfare is about enough.

If Cumheel or whatever his name is wants to post his music, new thread.

If anyone is brave or stupid enough to actually let me name their band or songs, new thread.

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