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2005-12-27, 23:29
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Pandemonium vs. Kalmahswamp Blasphemy contest
Pandemonium and I are creating blasphemous black metal songs for your listening (dis)pleasure. The grimmest reigns supreme. I thought I'd post my lyrics as a little teaser...
incantations in the chamber of demonic bloodbaths
the waning moon shines twilight cascades of pale light
when the hour draws nigh,
a satanic blooddrenched massacre is given flight
BY WINGS OF SCYTHESSSSSS
And fallen unto the forest...
The infernal goat lord drinketh of the virgin blood
through the chalice of gold,
the shimmering grail of things unholy
The corpse lies...
a diabolical sequence of stabs adorns the flesh
as the nectar of blood bequeeth the torn limbs
WE FEAST TONIGHT ON MAN!!!
Thats all I have so far, if you've gotten this far reading it, your eyes are probably burning from the sheer hellspawn grimness of those lines.
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2005-12-27, 23:30
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Cheater! My lyrics haven't even been started yet...but wait until you all hear the music.
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2005-12-27, 23:48
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HES BAAACK
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i smiled
this is a funny idea
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2005-12-27, 23:51
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2005-12-27, 23:53
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HES BAAACK
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that crazy azn is all over the internet
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2005-12-28, 00:17
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Death to all but metal!
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Both of you are rather frostbitten...
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2005-12-28, 00:41
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I've got a couple tracks layed down...now just need to add keyboards, "drums", write the lyrics, then growl them down!
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2005-12-28, 00:59
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Nothing will ever compare to the Happy Birthday song you growled for me with Vman, Pande'.
It's funny that Tranny and I had the same response. I smiled at the lyrics here, too. And rolled my eyes.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-12-28, 03:41
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I think I've managed to get the quality of the recording so bad that I will have to rerecord tomorrow.  |
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2005-12-28, 19:19
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2005-12-28, 19:37
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Death to all but metal!
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Download session is invalid, twice 
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2005-12-28, 19:48
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It's DLing here... got 2 min left....
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2005-12-28, 19:53
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Oh my goatlord! This is blasphemous!
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2005-12-28, 19:56
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Hah, this is actually pretty cool...
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2005-12-28, 22:01
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I'm feeling a bit under the weather so excuse the horrendous vocals  (btw, the song title was too long to let Rapidshare host it, the real name is : The Incantation of Immolation for Desocration and Annihilation with the Exacerbation of the Necromordant Human Race)
http://rapidshare.de/files/10002825/Grr.mp3.html
Final Lyrics:
incantations in the chamber of demonic bloodbaths
the waning moon shines twilight cascades of pale light
when the hour draws nigh,
a satanic blooddrenched massacre is given flight
BY WINGS OF SCYTHESSSSSS
And fallen unto the forest...
The infernal goat lord drinketh of the virgin blood
through the chalice of gold,
the shimmering grail of things unholy
...and for a fleeting moment.......you think the blasphemy will cease....
The corpse lies...
a diabolical sequence of stabs wounds adorns the flesh
as the nectar of blood bequeeth the torn limbs
WE FEAST TONIGHT ON MAN!!!
And now the universe implodes as the celestial spheres collide in an inverted hellspawn masquerade,
Satan's laughter bellows throughout the emptiness
I AM SATAN HAHAHAHAH!
I OWN THE EMPTINESS OF BLASPHEMY THAT REMAINS! |
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2005-12-29, 02:06
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Shit man:
"You have requested the file Grr.mp3 (5856234 Bytes). This file has been downloaded 0 times already.
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Rehost it! I'm going to rehost it for MTM.
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2005-12-29, 02:18
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2005-12-29, 06:50
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Ok Im getting Pande right now, hey you guys when I can record again we will hold another comp I will enter it will be fun  |
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2005-12-29, 08:06
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Now I get Kalmah
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2005-12-29, 13:00
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Ok Im getting Pande right now, hey you guys when I can record again we will hold another comp I will enter it will be fun |
You are quite welcome to post any demonically frightening incantations you may create...mine took about 10 minutes. |
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2005-12-29, 13:04
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2005-12-29, 15:45
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Wow, going more for the old-sk00l incantations, aye Paul? Those vocals were shrieked from a tormented soul on All-Blasphemer's Eve. The music was too low in the mix, but the vocals made up for it. Why didn't you add keyboards and drums? Keep inverting!
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2005-12-29, 16:16
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Why didn't you add keyboards and drums? Keep inverting!
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I had keys in my first song, Frostbitten Necrofjords of Nordic Wastelands Unholy, which I'll finish some time (but not today) its a 20 dollar keyboard also for extra blasphemy. Drums: I'm coming down with a bit of a cold and those vocals really hurt my throat so I wasn't feeling too diligent. Frostbitten Necrofjords of Nordic Wastelands Unholy will be a more orchestra/symphonic incantation. I may even add an inaudible, over-driven, fuzzy guitar solo ala Ulver- Wolf and Fear. |
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2005-12-29, 19:32
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Hahahaha, are those words for another challenge? I don't see how I can top what you're about to do though.
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2005-12-30, 01:35
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Pande' told me to listen to your piece tonight so I did. You've got some pretty good sounding vocals. The music seems secondary to the vocals in this piece, but they had a pretty good balance. The actual vocal volume I toned down a bit in my headphones, but they meshed well.
I do the same thing as Satan with the lyrics. hahahaha I just can't take them seriously. That's just me.
Keep writing guys.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-12-30, 05:19
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I'm brewing up another contest for after Kalmah posts his "real" song.
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