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Just got the COD: Modern Warfare 2 for XBOX...it's pretty badass.
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Damn all of you! This thanksgiving I will kill all of you... "Hvarf Heim" hit me up on MW2 and the battles will commence...
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-11-21, 05:16
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PS3. I have both. Demon's souls is only out on PS3. And since you like crazy difficult Japanese shit, it's right up your alley.
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A buddy of mine is all about that damn game, he bought the Japanese version before it even came out for everyone else. All of the menus were in Japanese so he had to memorize what was what, haha. I tried playing it a few times but it was too much of a pain in the ass to get into, maybe if I owned it myself i'd accomplish some of it.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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The chinese and korean version have english menus. I waited for the US one to come out. I love it. I don't really get into first person shooter games though. I'm a fuckin' dork at heart.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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I bought a 120gb(thank you 24-hour Wal Mart..I think?) PS3 slim last night because my 40gb PS3 died for the second time, and this time it wasn't under warranty. Pain in the ass, but the PS3 slim is pretty sexy.
Also, Dragon Age: Origins. I'm only 10 or so hours into it, but this game is very, very good. I'm a exiled dwarf prince and I've already had sex with two dwarf wenches and have made out with a hot witch. How cool is that srs.
However, the game is full of glitches and hiccups, yet doesn't take much away from amazing story/dialogue and gameplay.
Anyone else playing this?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-12-06, 19:12
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My roommate is playing Dragon Age all day right now. I think recently he pulled an 8 hour streak or something?
The animations are kinda choppy and the voice acting is mildly retarded, but this is to be expected in BioWare games. It's the old-school D&D layout that makes their games so awesome, and the hundreds of upgrades and items.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-12-06, 19:20
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I'm getting a flatscreen sometime this month and I can't fucking wait. I've given up playing Oblivion, Uncharted 2, and Prototype because my tv sucks so bad and I can't read the blurry texts! I've been playing MW2 Online mostly, but it is hard as fuck. I'm having trouble keeping my kill/death ratio over .70
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I'm getting a flatscreen sometime this month
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Welcome to the 21st Century!
Yeah, ever since I got my 37inch LG LCD in my room last year, life has been complete.
I pity anyone playing a PS3/Xbox 360 on a CRT television. *cough*FagFrost*cough*
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2009-12-07, 06:53
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I'm getting a flatscreen sometime this month and I can't fucking wait. I've given up playing Oblivion, Uncharted 2, and Prototype because my tv sucks so bad and I can't read the blurry texts! I've been playing MW2 Online mostly, but it is hard as fuck. I'm having trouble keeping my kill/death ratio over .70
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Dude when I go back home after school we should kill each other.
And after you get that flatscreen Oblivion should look more beautiful than this girl
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-12-07, 13:27
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d00d.... WHOA DUDE FUck you man
This is probably the most disgusting thing I saw on here
You are such a son of a whore whoa....
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2009-12-07, 16:39
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Dude when I go back home after school we should kill each other.
And after you get that flatscreen Oblivion should look more beautiful than this girl
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I took that literally for a second haha. Don't you play on a 360 though? I'm on ps3, otherwise i'd be down. And judging by Gomli's response to your link i'm not going to click on it
edit: fuck my life.... curiosity prevailed
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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come on guys...that is not really bad at all. you've seen worse.
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come on guys...that is not really bad at all. you've seen worse.
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come on guys...that is not really bad at all. you've seen worse.
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You don't want to continue this attitude man, you'll be fucking gross fat chicks in no time. She grosses Gomili and I out because we'd never want to be near that, and your thinking leads me to believe that she has a greater chance of seducing you than either of us.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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they've got a point... and fuck yea I have a 360, that sucks that they aren't compatible online damnit.
That makes me mad enough to kill one of these
Oooo ooo who will click it?! who will click it?! It's not bad I promise... oh boy is he lying? Am I lying?! only one way to find out...
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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I just had my most fulfilling round of MW2 yet, haha. 29-6 in free for all, I was talking so much crap to everybody predicting how i was going to kill them over the mic before i actually did, laughing at people as I dropped missiles on them hahaha. I had people laughing, instead of getting pissed, which was the best part.
Am I the only one who likes going into random character in online games? I love acting like an egotistical douchebag whenever i'm in first place, which isn't often. but yes, i am that guy
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Anyone play SSBB? This game is pure win.
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I am playing FFX way too much. Actually, just RPG games too much. I beat Mass Effect and moved right along into FFX.
Both are great games, though.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2010-01-11, 11:28
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Fallout 3 = epic win
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tr00 that.
I also loved Oblivion, Morrowind, KOTOR, KOTOR II & Jade Empire to name some other RPGs. Oh, and Deus Ex: Invisible War... I've played through that 3 times and it still hasn't gotten old.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Fallout 3 = epic win
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yeah dude, it's crazy addicting. i got stuck on it for a few days, then switched over to the new call of duty for something different. I'm afraid to get back into fallout cause i can't stop playing the fuckin thing when i do
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Yeah same here. Oblivion is one of my all-time favs
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wanna go out?
okay but seriously, now I have Borderlands and FF7 in my possession... this is out of control there is no fucking way I have time for this shit.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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I went to GameStop lookin for a ps3 game to buy cause i got some extra money and i didn't really see any that grabbed my attention. What else is good out there currently other than Call of Duty MW2 and Fallout 3?
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Can you get the expansions for Fallout on the PS3?
Honestly, if you haven't beaten Fallout yet I suggest you save your money and just dive deep into that. It'll easily keep you occupied. However I almost never play two different games at once so maybe you like to have more.
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I stopped playing fallout cause i couldn't stop playing fallout haha. it was consuming my life so i had to break away for a bit. I'll get back to it, and when i do, i'll get consumed again. But in the mean time i wouldn't mind having something else to play around with.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Yeah, I was missing a lot of work because of that game which is weird because I never thought I'd get addicted to a non-online game.
I rarely smoke pot as I always have bad experiences with it, but a few months ago I did and was playing the game (Point Lookout expansion) and was doing a mission where you happen to inadvertently get drugged by some intense psychedelic plant. As the game play became really fucked up, and I mean really fucked up, I started to think I was hallucinating all of this. Zombies would charge at you and disappear, changing color hues covering everything, random bombs would explode but had the audio replaced with a baby's laughter, random sounds when you'd shoot a gun, etc. I had to stop playing and go online to make sure that was suppose to be happening. It was pretty hilarious and awesome after I made sure I hadn't finally cracked. Fuck pot though, I've had worse trips on pot than acid.
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dude that's fuckin hilarious hahaha. Pot can be crazy like that. I'm generally good with it, as i smoke it basically every night, but sometimes it can catch you off guard and be intensely overwhelming, especially if you don't smoke often. I've spent a lot of hours playing Fallout and hitting the vaporizer haha
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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You should check out Prototype, TD. In a nutshell, it's like a Spiderman video game(you can run up any building you want and jump across to other shit), a GTA game(you have all of Manhattan to run around with no limits), mixed with crazy awesome villain powers that you can unlock as the game goes on. It basically just keeps getting better as you get more powers. It's one of those games where you can play it for 4 hours and knock a bunch of shit out, or just throw it in for a quick 20 minutes and cause complete chaos everywhere.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-01-15, 14:37
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i think i might have played that over my friend's house a few months back. or at least something similar. I just remember sliding across powerlines and down traintracks collecting electricity to build up your powers. Is that the same game?
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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that was an awesome trailer! that looks like it'd be so much fun to play high. Only thing about those kind of games, like the GTAs, is they don't have much replay value, at least for me. I get sick of the GTAs pretty quick, and although this is like GTA on steroids, i dont know how long it would hold my interest, but there's some awesome shit in that video
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I have heard a few people complain about the replay value, i'm fine with it though because I don't like playing just 1 game at a time. All of your powers are upgradable too, so it usually just keeps getting better every time you throw it in.When I got my new tv and hdmi cable, I played this game for 3 days straight though. The graphics are the shit and there are tons of fun side missions to do. It's one of those games that's good to have because you will get random cravings to play it. It's got a pretty good story line as well, unlike GTA. And yes, it is a great game to play while high
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Myeaaah got bored with prototype pretty fast.
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Borderlands... so addictive...
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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i bought a black wii & wii fit yesterday (it was a bundle)
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What a waste of money! Surely all of that hot heterosexual sex with your boyfriend is enough exercise!
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I think I'm going to pick up Dead Space. I heard this game was incredibly scary. Anyone here play it?
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I played it on the PC. It certainly has its moments, some pretty gnarly looking monsters and the like. Nice and gory, too. You have to literally dismember many of the creatures to put them down haha. Always a plus! I got stuck in the game though, about half way through, and haven't gone back to it. I really must give it another whirl. My one criticism of the game is the over-the-shoulder view. That sort of view is fine in most games, but it feels too "closed in" in Dead Space; it takes some getting used to, because it feels like you've got a massive blind spot, or that you're not able to manoeuvre as smoothly as you'd like, or something like that...it's just uncomfortable for the first hour or so of gameplay.
I think the creepiest game I've played to date is Condemned: Criminal Origins. I'm about half way through playing it for the 4th or 5th time actually, and it still has the power to fill me with panic every now and again. The audio is utilised perfectly, I think games generally make the mistake of overdoing it in that department, but in Condemned you might hear a slight rustling sound or a bucket being knocked over, and then quickening footsteps, and then the grunt as a psychotic drug addict swings a metal pipe at you from the darkness with everything he's got. It's not even supernatural horror (although the game does contain that element) it's just quite a realistic sense of brutality, which is splendid
Condemned 2: Bloodshot was out on consoles over a year ago and I'm still waiting for the fuckin' PC version! I watched my wee bro play it on his Xbox though, it looked alright, not quite the same atmosphere as the first. In other words, I can wait haha.
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Yeah can't go wrong with Dead Space. But one of the scariest? Naaaah. Although especially in the beginning gets the hairs in your neck right up quite a lot. It IS a really good and engaging game though. (oh and don't worry, you'll have your load of HOLY FUCK WHERE DID THAT BITCH COME FROM-moments)
Paddy, I really suggest you finish it.
And as for the blind spot thing, I thought that went quite well with the game.
(one of) The scariest game(s) I've played still has to be the first Silent Hill. Okay, I was like eleven, but holy fuck what the fuck fuck fùck fuck fuck. It also helped that I had no idea it was a horror-game (it was borrowed in an unoriginal box, and God bless you anonymously black PS1-discs).
It really constantly had me wishing I hadn't started it, cause I wanted to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. Really quite a fucked up atmosphere. Never really had that in a game since. Any suggestions?
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Ahhh Silent Hill! A classic game. I remember the first time I played it, when you get to the part where there's a mandatory "lose game" scene during which demonic midgets start bearing down on you, and nearly shitting myself. I haven't played any of the sequels, though.
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Silent Hill 2 is great, truly great, despite having retarded controls and interface. After that the franchise started a long, slow descent until becoming indistinguishable from Resident Evil. It's a shame.
But play 2. You won't regret it. There's a man with a pyramid for a head (nicknamed 'Pyramidhead' for reasons unexplained) who runs around raping things. That should pique your interest.
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I feel so left out, I haven't played any of the Silent Hills. This is probably because I never had a Playstation and got a Playstation 2 late in the game. Seeing that I can't run Dead Space on my computer, looks like I'm about to do an ebay run.
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Wait wait wait you can run Crysis and CoD but can't run Dead Space?
Something's wrong.
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Silent Hill 3 is really good too. Lots of great dark imagery.
haha yeah paddy, that scene where you mandatory 'lose', i remember actually getting mad and reseting the system the first time it happened, being that I was an angry 12 yr old with no patience.
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I need to find a copy of SH3 somewhere. SH2 was one of the coolest play-throughs I've had in a game. Hard as hell at some points!
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No, I could never run Crysis and I can only run the first CoD Modern Warfare, not the sequel. Oh, no. No. no.
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No, I could never run Crysis and I can only run the first CoD Modern Warfare, not the sequel. Oh, no. No. no.
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Buuullshit, I remember reading your CPU was much better than mine and I could run those games juuuuust fine.
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Whaaaat? Post your specs. I will post mine when I get home. I remember you saying that.. but I think your video card was much better than mine (I have an older computer than can only take PCI cards so what's available to me is very limited). Now, to be honest, I never actually tried to run either of those games, I'm just going off of what http://cyri.systemrequirementslab.com/srtest/ says I'm capable of.
EDIT: Actually, post them in the PC thread so we can get out of these fag's console thread.
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Battlefield: BC2 and FF XIII are coming out in March. Too many good video games nowadays!
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I bought SH3 and encountered the first puzzle... WHAT THE FUCK WHAT FUCK?! Shakespeare fucking references are you serious?! That was the hardest damn thing I've ever encountered in the video game FTW. I had to get hints from online just to figure that shit out.
s o c r y p t i c i t w a s j u s t r i d i c u l o u s !
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hahahah. what level did you set the puzzle difficulty on?
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I put it on hard looking for a challenge... but little did I expect it to be an English Literature Analysis class!
Luckily I have this awesome website that "hints" you towards solving puzzles. It'll have 15+ different hints you can choose to view (in order) for different puzzles.
Making it further along, though. Some stuff is just SO weird in Silent Hill games, though. Like how was I supposed to know that the little piece of metal lying upon a bloody hospital bed was the ONLY thing that could open up this little friggin' walnut I picked up earlier?? Smash that shit open, bitch!
Anyways, by the end of the games it's always fun and you learn how to play them.
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I love that game. I wish they'd release a Silent Hill for the PS3 that lived up to the original trilogy. Homecoming was alright, but it wasn't anywhere near those 3.
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Yea, one thing that I love & hate is beating a really good game. Unless it's one of those games that you can play through again (Deus Ex: Invisible War, Oblivion, KOTOR).
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any of you lot playing MAG?
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I think my brother is playing that at the moment, pity it's a console-only game. If you hear a voice which sounds like it belongs to a N. Irish sex offender you're probably on his team.
Has anyone played Street Fighter 1? The only time I've seen it was in an arcade in Portrush, which is a shitty little depressing holiday spot near the coast. The game was a bit shit, if memory serves. Just popped into my head there for some reason.
I think it's fair to say that discussion of arcades machines belongs in here, so honk if you remember these muthafuckin' classics in their arcade form:
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Street Fighter 2
Hammerin' Harry
Toki
After Burner
Ridge Racer (I hate racing games, but I liked the big car seat)
SPLATTERHOUSE!!!!!!!! (being remade, I think)
Mortal Kombat
Unfortunately the arcades in my town were as old as dirt and you'd be lucky if you found a machine with a complete button set, and the owners clearly set the games to the highest difficulty, but I still pumped all of my cash into the fuckers like an Asian businessman at an under-age brothel.
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Never played it, son. Well, not that I can remember anyway!
Does anyone here own an arcade machine? Back in the day this was one of my main fantasies, along with touching a girl's fanny and watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3. Given the sheer anticlimactic gut-punch of disappointed the last 2 bestowed upon my person I eventually reasoned that an arcade machine of my own would most likely bring similar hollow misery, so I gave up the dream and instead focused on willing my pubic hair to grow, to great effect; my nether regions are now a veritable Sasquatch of pubescence.
There was a top-down, vertical scroller shooter game I quite liked in an arcade in Belfast, and I thought it was called Contra until I looked it up and saw that it was a completely different game. I wish I could remember what it was called. You could collect power-ups which gave you 3-way bullet streams and the like, and you were a military sort of chap fighting robots and machinery. I think it was in the late 80s/early 90s when I last played it, although it could be much older than that.
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I`ve been playing Red Dead Redemption like crazy since it came out Tuesday..any one elseÉ
..I can`t use my question mark key..fucking french Canadian key board.
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lol how do they type question marks then?
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An alternative way to type questions marks:
Hold ALT and type 63 on the NUMPAD, then release ALT.
Red Dead looks fucking amazing, and I'm hoping the cunts will release it for the PC eventually.
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haha, I don't! I was fucking around with my keyboard months ago and I switched it..I don't know how to switch it back. lolz. Although, sometimes it works fine.
Yes, the game is fucking sweet though. BUY IT.
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Can you probably just tell me in a short sum-up what the game is about and how many explosions there are?
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I'd have no qualms about signing up for this service, but I think when the woman sees how committed I am to my Farmville potatoes she'll most likely refund my money and have sex with me right there in my mum's basement. It's not good for the economy, and it's not good for the woman's livelihood, and Christ knows I ain't having no free-loading whore leeching off of me and my seemingly limitless supply of hot chowder. So I say NO to you, cyber-whores. NO!
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Grand Theft Auto Wild West. Not that many explosions in my game(yet), but I know you do get fire bombs and you can shoot TNT boxes. Who cares about explosions when you can lasso prostitutes, hogtie them, and then take them horseback to the forest where you blow their brains out with a sawed off.
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Grand Theft Auto Wild West. Not that many explosions in my game(yet), but I know you do get fire bombs and you can shoot TNT boxes. Who cares about explosions when you can lasso prostitutes, hogtie them, and then take them horseback to the forest where you blow their brains out with a sawed off.
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Sounds fucking sweet. Anyway for my next explodeorgasm I`ll simply play Split/Second
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PS3 + Heavy Rain + Little Big Planet.
I am so happy with Heavy Rain... 26 different endings... cinematic experience the whole way through... and a VERY detailed shower scene with lots of tits and ass that you control the length of.
I will be occupied for a while.
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Heavy Rain was legit. Starts off painfully slow, but it's a good story and ends up being quite addicting. i was happy with it.
Bioshock 2, on the other hand, was very disappointing after all the hype. I wasn't familiar with the original but was told I could jump right into this one. Starts off fun, but bores very quickly.
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Never beat the first Bioshock but I loved what I did play. My roommate loved Bioshock 2, but I don't think he beat it... so I suppose he got bored as well.
oh wait both of our Xbox's broke, maybe that's the problem.
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I finally beat Dantes Inferno, it was worth the play through. I may try and beat it again on a higher difficulty. Finally prestiged on MW2 and completely lost interest in playing it haha. Prototype and Uncharted 2 are next on the list, then I'll finally take a stab at Oblivion.
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My god, you've never played Oblivion?
You'll need this: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Oblivion
If you are going to play Oblivion, you have to treat it like a part-time job. If you've played Morrowind successfully then you'll be fine. If not, PM me any nerdy questions you have.
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2010-06-07, 04:17
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Ohh man, I was heavily into Morrowind haha. I played that game consistently for an entire year straight. I bought Oblivion last summer and played only maybe an hour into it. I was more interested in playing my friends in MW2, so it was hard to focus on it. I'm stuck on one of the first missions the last I know of.
Thanks for the link dude, looks really helpful And please do expect some pm's from me haha
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2010-06-07, 04:30
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i haven't touched MW2 in forever. fuuuuck that haha
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2010-06-07, 07:14
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Online Shooters have now become "addiction" games. They are like really good and quick highs from uppers. And then you randomly suck and turn bipolar. And then suddenly everybody is out to get YOU. You are the only person being shot at, and it just simply "isn't fair." Then you have a great game and laugh maniacally because you are a God with the new gun you just earned.
Then you try to stop.
And all you can see is the game. All you want is more.
Choose life, Mark.
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2010-06-07, 15:14
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I was soooo in love with Oblivion, almost the same as this asian dude who married his pillow. The most nerdiest (?) time of my life was when I installed the game and started to play.
One of my favs along with Bioshock.
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2010-06-07, 16:16
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i haven't touched MW2 in forever. fuuuuck that haha
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haha, the end of my obsession was about the time that we started playing games together. I wanted to get my k/d up to 1.0, but that's about 400 kills away... And I don't have the patience for that shit anymore.
I may just skip beating Prototype for now and jump right into Oblivion tonight. Uncharted 2 can wait a little longer, which may end up being a year longer haha.
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2010-06-07, 16:57
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I need to check out Oblivion as I've been meaning to for awhile.. people tell me if I loved Fallout 3 I'll go rock-hard for Oblivion. (although it'll be for PC).
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2010-06-07, 17:04
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haha, the end of my obsession was about the time that we started playing games together. I wanted to get my k/d up to 1.0, but that's about 400 kills away... And I don't have the patience for that shit anymore.
I may just skip beating Prototype for now and jump right into Oblivion tonight. Uncharted 2 can wait a little longer, which may end up being a year longer haha.
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My k/d ratio sucked, and i'm pretty sure yours wasn't too far off haha so to get it to 1.0 would have taken fuckin forever. I actually started getting pretty good at it, but i already have high blood pressure and that game would have been the death of me. Smoking crack is probably healthier.
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2010-06-07, 19:48
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I need to check out Oblivion as I've been meaning to for awhile.. people tell me if I loved Fallout 3 I'll go rock-hard for Oblivion. (although it'll be for PC).
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Oblivion is boner-inducing, yes. If you loved Fallout 3, imagine a game with 100 times more shit to do.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2010-06-07, 21:40
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Oblivion is boner-inducing, yes. If you loved Fallout 3, imagine a game with 100 times more shit to do.
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.
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2010-06-07, 21:46
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.
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Good lord.. I need to stop and think "do I really need this in my life? Don't I procrastinate enough?". I won't, but I should. I'll probably check it out when I get some cash flow my way. I usually don't get too fixated on video games anymore anyways, ever since Diablo 2 at least, as when I'm done with a long marathon I feel really weird with a general malaise that takes me awhile to shake off.
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2010-06-08, 17:25
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My k/d ratio sucked, and i'm pretty sure yours wasn't too far off haha so to get it to 1.0 would have taken fuckin forever. I actually started getting pretty good at it, but i already have high blood pressure and that game would have been the death of me. Smoking crack is probably healthier.
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Hahaha, I know exactly what you mean. Having the mic on doesn't help either, it's like a whole new section of game where oral pwnage comes into play. The main reason my k/d is up to .95 is because I played a lot of Free For All games which i'm good at. If I played Team Deathmatch games only i'd honestly be in the high .7's early .8's at best haha.
On a side note, I've got nothing to do until 8pm tonight. So the bowl is packed, coffee being brewed, and Oblivion is being popped in right now
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2010-06-09, 05:50
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.
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Awesome. That's gives you a big +1.
The only thing I didn't do was the Dark Brotherhood, but now I started a new file. In one evening and morning I got to level 8 with perfect leveling... because I can be nerdy.
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2010-06-09, 07:16
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I actually think Fallout 3 is a better game than Oblivion - there's less content, but what there is is more focused (and better). I think they built a better world there, too. Though I guess they partially inherited it from some of the best RPGs ever made.
Dark Brotherhood's one of the better guild lines. Though I suppose my favorite would have to be the big heist that finishes up the Thieves Guild line.
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2010-06-09, 12:37
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I wasted an entire summer maxing out all my skill levels, climbing to the top of every guild, and filling every display case in Rosethorn Hall with bling. That game fucking rules.
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I had a similar experience with Shaq-Fu.
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2010-06-09, 13:45
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The only thing I didn't do was the Dark Brotherhood, but now I started a new file
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DUUUUDE?! YOU HAVEN`T PLAYED THE DARK BROTHERHOOD MISSIONS?!?!?! z0mF(a)G!!!
Now go play this game, kill a dude and go sleeping for an hour
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2010-06-09, 18:09
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So the bowl is packed
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2010-06-09, 18:25
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I actually think Fallout 3 is a better game than Oblivion - there's less content, but what there is is more focused (and better). I think they built a better world there, too. Though I guess they partially inherited it from some of the best RPGs ever made.
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Even though I haven't played Oblivion, that's how I feel - the idea, world, and concept of Fallout 3 is just so kick ass and a more "fantasy" genre (one I'm not really crazy about) would be hard pressed to beat that. You ever play any of the expansions? Also greatness.
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I had a similar experience with Shaq-Fu.
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Holy. Shit. I totally remember that game and renting it often for my Sega back in the day.
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2010-06-09, 19:22
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Holy. Shit. I totally remember that game and renting it often for my Sega back in the day.
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Voted one of the worst games ever made, apparently. I don't even remember what I thought of it at the time haha. I was probably too whacked out on SNES sickness to think straight.
My lil' bro just downloaded the HD version of Earthworm Jim on his Xbox 360. I fucking adored that game on the SNES when I was a young'n, and I remember getting it for Christmas the year it came out, and the fucking thing cost about £60 (about $120 at the time). Scandalous. I got my money's worth, though; played it non-stop until I eventually migrated to the Playstation.
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2010-06-09, 19:59
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You had to pay $120 for a fucking Sega/SNES game? What kind of rape is that? Holy christ! I MUCH prefer EJ 2 over the first one, but the first one is still fun. I have it on my phone and it provides me with much entertainment.
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2010-06-09, 23:16
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You had to pay $120 for a fucking Sega/SNES game? What kind of rape is that? Holy christ!
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Haha tell me about it. I think you have to keep in mind that these were pre-internet days, and the town I live in was pretty much a hollow husk at the time with no industry whatsoever, so I'd either have to order the game from an overpriced catalogue or buy it from an overpriced high street shop in Belfast. Either way I was getting shafted. Well, my mum and dad were. Hmmm, kinda wish I hadn't evoked that image so close to bedtime.
I undoubtedly played Earthworm Jim 2, but I can't really remember much about it. Which one of the two games had the level were you have to escort a puppy or something by removing obstacles and bridging gaps as the fucker walked along without looking where he was going like some sort of cunt? Hated that shit haha.
The first game is where I first experienced Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Do you remember that underwater level where you're in a bubble and have to avoid smashing it against the walls? That piece was playing throughout the level, and I remember feeling very weird because of it; I wasn't sure if I wanted to cry or have a wank, not that the two are mutually exclusive around these here parts. It was a pretty frustrating level, too. The whole game was fucking frustrating. My brother told me today that the new HD version of the game has several difficulty settings, with easy, normal, hard and original. Apparently "original" is the hardest setting, and that was the setting you and I played the fucker on when we were kids! Fucking brutal.
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2010-06-09, 23:31
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DUUUUDE?! YOU HAVEN`T PLAYED THE DARK BROTHERHOOD MISSIONS?!?!?! z0mF(a)G!!!
Now go play this game, kill a dude and go sleeping for an hour
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Well I played through it for a while, but then found out that the best rewards you can earn in the game from DB come from level 25+ characters.
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2010-06-10, 17:27
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I undoubtedly played Earthworm Jim 2, but I can't really remember much about it. Which one of the two games had the level were you have to escort a puppy or something by removing obstacles and bridging gaps as the fucker walked along without looking where he was going like some sort of cunt? Hated that shit haha.
The first game is where I first experienced Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Do you remember that underwater level where you're in a bubble and have to avoid smashing it against the walls? That piece was playing throughout the level, and I remember feeling very weird because of it; I wasn't sure if I wanted to cry or have a wank, not that the two are mutually exclusive around these here parts. It was a pretty frustrating level, too. The whole game was fucking frustrating. My brother told me today that the new HD version of the game has several difficulty settings, with easy, normal, hard and original. Apparently "original" is the hardest setting, and that was the setting you and I played the fucker on when we were kids! Fucking brutal.
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I don't remember the first scenario, so it must be from EJ1 as I barely remember the first few levels. The second example is from EJ2 though, and your not in a bubble but a Salamander (and it says, hilariously, JIM IS NOW A BLIND SALAMANDER!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGm7FKWgsTs. That's probably one of my favorite levels of any game ever. I especially like how the more it goes on, the darker it gets until you can barely see anything around yourself adding to the loneliness of the game/score. And the near-ending of that level where you have to play in the game show is so freaking bizarre. None of the questions make sense or have a right answer. Loved it.
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