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2005-12-18, 07:38
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The story of a little homeless guy!
there once was a man
who lived in a can
he gave head for bread
so he could be fed
one night that man smoked too much crack
and he had himself a heart attack
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2005-12-18, 07:59
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Pretty fucking dumb
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2005-12-18, 11:19
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First thing I read today. wow. I can picture someone walking onto a stage with a banjo and singing this and then playing a mad fast banjo song.
I think I'm still dreaming.
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2005-12-19, 18:38
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
First thing I read today. wow. I can picture someone walking onto a stage with a banjo and singing this and then playing a mad fast banjo song.
I think I'm still dreaming.
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yeah that was my intention!!!! 
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2005-12-19, 20:29
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Awesome! Have you ever heard Steve Martin do his banjo routines? That's what I was thinking.
And there's so many other music/verse forums that don't allow humor. AND THEY SUCK SUCK SUCKITY SUCK SUCK!
metaltabs rocks!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-12-20, 02:51
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hell yeah..... except for that douche that left the first comment 
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2005-12-20, 02:54
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Well, I didn't say it wasn't dumb. It was. But I thought it was funny dumb. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-12-21, 00:53
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i didnt
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2005-12-21, 05:18
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i got bored in class..... damn add. 
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2005-12-21, 11:22
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I wrote a lot in school due to boredom and distraction and look where it got me. Nowhere, but I had fun!
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-12-22, 04:28
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haha!
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2005-12-23, 04:54
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