I fucking hate fat people.

No, really. I do.

I like ONE fat person, and that's because he's the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD who is a bigger cunt than me. That kind of achievement cannot go unrecognised, and transcends state of mind, health and public ugliness issues.

(And yes, I still make fun of him.)

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only in the US

haha thats fucking hilarious...santa with a toilet seat!

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after losing so much weight i hate fat people more than i ever thought i could. weightloss isnt hard if you have a wee bit of self restraint.

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Watch it brains'.

Believe me I can vouch for the panic factor when a seat is loose and you think you're gonna fall in. It's a good thing you're on the pot in the first place cuz it will scare the shit outta you.

fbs --you're the king of crude.

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I think that's impossible for people who have to continually add holes to their belts.

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haha big john toilet seat? thats hilarious

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everybody whos fat knows their fat and is reminded of the fact more than 20 times hourly. everybody whos fat hates being fat. as long as you dont turn the shame into eating binges (which is completley retarded and i never did, my problem was simply lack of exercise) there should be no problem at all in weightloss. not everyone needs to have 3% body fat and be completely healthy but no one should ever have to get seat belt extensions, big toilet seats, etc to adapt to their slovenly ways

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I love fat chicks, more cushion for the pushin'

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I'm a size 32/33 in waist, so I'm good.

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You wouldn't be saying that if you acually saw a naked fat one.

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Sorry, what I said was supposed to be a joke on self restraint....

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Apparently you guys have never heard of slow metabolism, thyroid, or menopause. There's more than eating that causes weight gain.

Thin wasn't in until Twiggy in the 60's. If you don't know who she was then look her up. I'm more a Jane Russell fan myself. Not that she was ever fat. Just curvy.

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Monroe was a size 14 and considered good-looking.

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fat people dont deserve to live.

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Yeah, those fuckers are eating all our food, getting all our women, and stealing all our jobs. Oh wait, those are immigrants...

Just out of curiosity....how big did you used to be transient?

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I think I'm actually a 30.

Hating someone for their weight?

Thats pretty funny. I prefer to judge people by their personality but thats just me.. I'm a bit loony I've been told.

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yea no shit. I got many friends that are obese and some that are way obese. I don't hate fat people cause they eat every fucking thing. It's the ones with the asshole personalities that I don't like, and that goes for thin people too. But that toilet seat is fucking hilarious!

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Haven't you heard that all fat people have bad personalities though?

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Being obese shows laziness and a lack of self-respect.

Anyone see that show on TLC or something about the 1000 pound man? It was disgusting.

I'm with trans, fine if your chunky, but there is no reason to be so big you need specialty items.

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obesity is the wave of the future, americans are now evolving into shapeless bloated amoebas. jabba the hut aint shit man, i gotta ride with these fucking people on the bus, these people bound to wheelchairs literally eating themselves to death

I don't mind "big" people, but once something hits the market as special toilet seats, you know something is wrong with your country

THAT! THAT!

BASTARDS!

BIG BOUNCING BANELY BEASTFUL BRUTISH BIG-TITTY BEHEMOTH BBBBBBBASTARDS!

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yeah, i fucked a fat chick once, i regret ever doing so because i have that memory of her naked burned into my brain for life, the sex wasnt bad at all, on the other hand.

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190 was about the max, now im 151. size 38 to size 34 (which is one inch too big. why the hell dont they make jeans in variables of one inch? i cant ge the damn legs right either)

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Damn...thats a lot of weight to lose. My sister was overweight...but she didn't do much to counter-act it so she had a gastric bypass done....now she's weighs
like 115....and used to be around 230+

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My boys both have big legs and so does Denny just because of the muscles. Try the relaxed fit jeans in the same waist/length size. They're cut a little different in the leg and a lot more comfortable.


Those gastric bypasses are somthing else. My old boss had one of those because she was overweight and diabetic.

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i dont like looking at fat people, but some of them are pretty ok by me...

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Some people have medical conditions which prevent them excercising and thus keeping control of their weight. And people need to eat to live, so they can't lose it, and can't help but gain it.

It's pretty harsh to hate someone for their physical size.

Yet the original poster likes a fat person who's a cunt? Seems pretty backwards to me.

Ah well, at least the original poster admitted that he himself is a cunt.

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Haha i said to my mate today that i hate fat people for reasons already mentioned on here so i wont go through it.

Although fat people are funny to laugh at.

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I have a very hard time seeing a fat person in the same light as a cancer patient or someone with cerebral palsy, though it seems that fat people want me to view them like that .... its a fucking PREVENTABLE condition. We don't give smokers 'special' treatment of any kind, I don't see why fat people deserve it.

some of the most brutal metalheads out there are fat fucks. Just look at fintroll...

Yeah that is true like fat bikers or George "fisher!"

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Yeah, but I guarantee you that none of those fat fucks are whining and crying about being fat, and are'nt demanding that we refer to them as 'pleasantly plump' or anything like that.

I guess that's true aswell.

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You don't know him and love him like we do. That's just too funny given who he is.


Hey, fat people stay warmer in winter. There's more timber to shiver.

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that alone makes me laugh

those type of fat people piss me off though, not the ones that are justfat cause of their family or somehing, but the poeple who eat, and eat, and eat, then say "im not fat!!!! im just big boned!!!!" YOUR A FUCKING FAT-ASS YOU BLACK HOLE OF SHIT-MUNCHING CUM STAIN!!!

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Yeah, well I had to be on top when I did it. For a guy, that's immensely uncomfortable.


My human development book says that more than 60% of Americans are either fat or obese, inasmuch as obese is 30 lbs overweight or more.

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my deffinition of fat is "one who is bulging or of a round figure"

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One day I might tell you guys my 'having boned a fat chick' story. Its uber-disturbing.

i never had a relationship/had sexual relations with a fat chick

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One day you will :



About a year ago, I was spending a week at the practice building that my band jams at, and in the middle of the week I decide to do weed, salvia and alchohol, A LOT. There was one point before I crashed out that everything just kind of went blank. Well, I wake up the next morning on my couch ... I go outside, and the owner of the venue I was partying at, told me that Burt Reynolds was looking for me. "Who the fuck?" "I mean Morgan. One day she had sunglasses and she looked just like Burt Reynolds, so we've been calling her that since." "Whatever ... "

As I turn around to go back inside, there comes Morgan, just over 6 feet tall and perhaps several hundred pounds ... resembling Burt Reynolds. I turn to her and ask her what her business is : Evidently I was supposed to meet her at a coffee house earlier that day, but I don't remember agreeing to that, ever. I finally asked her, "What the hell do you want?!" And she said ---

"We ... uh, .... did it ... last night"

And I turned around and punched a door, hard.

At the time I did'nt have a vehicle, so when I went to go get some food, it was a short walk to a conveniant store. As I turned around to go back in, she said : "Meet me tomorrow at Cottonport at 12" And I turn around and give her a death-stare --- "How dare you imply that we have any sort of relationship, you fucking pig." I even heard her mumble, "god he's so hot" as I walked back in

The next day I go to the conveniant store, and she is FOLLOWING ME in her vehicle, and offers me a ride. This bitch was seriously crazy. She states that its "ok to talk to me" ... which then I made it clear to her that if I could get away with it I would seriously kill her. Then I think she finally got the message.



Zerton, whenever you get drunk or fucked up in the future, MAKE SURE there are no ugly females around, because they WILL try to put something in your drink or something to that effect. As I found out later, Ms. Reynolds has always gotten men that way, and there was a controversy with her and some other guy a long time ago about her putting something in his drink. Be fucking careful!

I take my beer with me when I go to the bathroom or leave the room.

I can relate. NEVER leave a beer or drink or whatever unattended at a party or social gathering.

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il remember that story

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scarey story john.


i dont want relaxed fit i like tight jeans, i just want them longer and tighter by 1 inch in the waist. screw levis!


and regarding the people who have "conditions". america is getting fatter and fatter. where were the people who had "conditions" 100 years ago?

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I blame foxnews! the media has sublimley feeding you fat over the years!

100 years ago, everyone was shorter and fatter and lived less. So basically, nothing has changed with those talking tubs of donut batter, except that now the rest of the world population has slimmed.

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You know I bet if you actually figured it out the only reason those other people are possibly slimmer is because they have a lack of convenient things or a lack of food. There's fat French and Italians and Japenese and Samoans and the whole 9 yards. There's a big stink going on about the BMI being screwed up, too, because all those huge football players are considered obese. Even wally has had problems and had to watch his weight because his weight and BMI are real tight by Navy standards. Give it a few years and they'll throw that shit out the window. It's time for a new scale to measure people. Like I told my doc when I said i was walking and exercising and he said we'd see how much weight I'd lost, I told him i wasn't interested in losing weight but just feeling better. If I weigh 155 pounds and feel better and have more energy than when i was 118 I'm darn certain I'll never do that again. And yes I did and no I won't ever again. And the funny part about it is my measurements are not much different than they were at 118. I'm a lot more muscle than I was then though.

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And if you guys don't want to be waking up from an ugly contest then don't be getting so fried you don't know what you're doing. Duh!!! It's very simple. You may end up with more than just an ugly chick. It might be a guy!


Bet you thought I was going to say std's.

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You can't confuse obese men with muscular men. Most football players have large bulky muscle rather than flapping fat around.
Those Navy regs are there most likely because if you're too big, you won't fit through submarine doors. Same with the army--they require a certain size of person to be in--there are no 7ft tall 250lb people in the army, no matter how good their endurance might be.

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But with the football player it's the same thing as with the Navy thing. If you don't fit into the standards whether they're civilian ratio between height and weight or military it's still considered obesity. I'm not that fat, by any means, but according to charts I'm 24%. Yet for my height. weight, and bone structure I'm right where I'm supposed to be. That's why I think the charts are dumb.

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It's not really submarine doors so much. As far as size overall I'm definitely one of the largest guys on the boat, and there are only a couple areas that are easily accessible that are hard for me to get through, and most of those are going into the lowest parts of the engine room.

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this is all convienient and loving ways to make fat people feel accepted rather than motivated to lose weight. and i disagree with all of it.


id say implement a fat tax if it could be done properly. as in taxing you for howeverm any pounds you are over weight. in an ideal world that would be a fantastic way to keep people in shape AND make up for the cost of having such a fat nation. also , id support the ability for a company to not hire or pay for the health insurance of smokers and fat people a like. now THAT would be a society

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I dont think weight is the issue,fitness and general health are more important.

weight is essential for the two

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People can officially shut up about thyroid conditions and the like which are medical reasons for obesity. Firstly, those people with medical conditions are a tiny minority. Even a conservative estimate would be less than 5%.

Secondly, they're usually treatable and not just with medication. It's a very common and very bad thing for someone to say "I have a thyroid condition, I will always be fat" and then PROVE IT. Support group culture bullshit has a lot to answer for. It's hard to work on the body in these prevailing conditions, but by no means impossible.

Example: I have a friend with the opposite thyroid condition to fatties (hyper, not hypothyroidism) whose life is a continual struggle to gain and maintain weight. She was my height (6'1) and fully HALF my weight (45kgs). Solution? I threw out her doctor's advice (fucking cretin GP wanted to medicate her) and fixed up her diet. It worked - she now looks like a human being instead of a clothesline. But it's a continual and ongoing battle, as all chronic conditions are. A battle, it seems, that Captain Blubbzors is incapable of stepping to.



And it's pretty harsh to hate anyone at all, let alone a really big group of people (LOLZ, pun!!1). But somehow I manage it, and I still have time in the day to go to the gym. Aren't I special? Don't you feel the desire to choke down my man-beef starting to flood you?

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just when i was starting to feel out numbered, fbs comes in with the heavy artillery


hey by the way, my weightloss was the result of simply eating my meals at home and exercising for like 5 hours a week. nothing weird or over the top

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Blame McDonalds all those other fast food places. They make it too easy for us lazy americans to just get a cheap ass double cheeseburger (yum!) for a fucking $1. Who wants to cook? It's too expensive in comparison to McDonalds and such. Sons of bitches! I hate fat peoples farts! Those bitches stink so fucking badly, and they come one after another like a machine gun!

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More often than not, in the ground.

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Having weight be the measure in a fat tax is a tricky proposition. Like L,B'XXX was trying to say, that's the practice of the BMI, which has determined virtually any non-endurance athlete to be 'obese' by their standards. As everybody in the fucking world knows, muscle ways more than fat, and a pro linebacker is considerably more fit than a regular old fat guy, even if they're both 6'2 and 265 pounds. Most people I know who've made a decision to get fit end up weighing more than when they were fat. Weight is extremely relative, and should be qualified as measure of health, especially if we're going to make people literally pay for their extra pounds.

On the other hand, fat is not relative. It just can't be thought of as indicated exclusively by weight.

I would also like the record to show that I have never nailed a fat chick, though girls I've dated have definitely gained some during our time together. But drunkenly nailing a fat girl's nothing to be embarassed about; you people need to take a page out of Chuck Bukowski's book. Getting date-raped by a big girl's another story, though, John. You stud.

Oh, and one last thing: the American human is a scary and rapidly-changing mutant. In the 1920's the average shoe size for a woman was something like 2; now it's up around 9 or higher. I don't know what we're turning into, but it's not looking pleasant.

realy, I agree most people are obese not for medical reasons. tough, I don't care. If people are fat by their own livestyle, its their problem, not mine. I can accept those people as they are. We all have our porblems and weaknesses. Its when someone keeps on bitching about it, but is too weak to make an effort to change it that makes me tick.
And not all fat chicks are ugly. But maybe my definition of obese is not the same as it is overseas, since we do have a lot of overweigt people, but hardly any "morbidly obese"

it is EVERYONES problem that people are fat. fat people are walking hospital visits that have to be paid for by SOMEONE

and this is the best thing i've ever seen pst say:

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Yup, there's just as many married skinny ones as fat ones.

When McDonald's and places like that were starting out around here when I was a kid, it was a treat to get a McD's burger or one from Red Barn. But then life got more rapid paced and there were more families with working parents and other things to do so fast food became a normal part of diet. The consequences of that diet didn't show up at first so some got into the habit and never got out of it. And to some I suppose it's like a comfort food only mom isn't making it.
You also have to remember that a lot of people used food to comfort their kids. Cookies and sweets were something mom's gave their kids to make them feel better. And the old adage that a lot of my friends grew up with to "clean up your plate because there's starving kids in China" didn't help either. I was a picky kid, but we used whole milk all the time and I can even remember it in the glass bottles with 3 inches of cream on it. Although that was skimmed off for coffee.
There's a lot of changes made in eating habits the past 25 years and it's going to take some time to reinvent dietary habits. As a former school food service person we were supposed to help teach good nutrition to the kids we came in contact with. But I also found it stupid that the commodities we were offered were many times convenience foods that were being preached against. Some of the stuff we never ordered due to that.

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the fact that fast food is easily availble and cheap is no excuse for obesity. you can get a loaf of whole grain bread and a gallon of skim milk , an apple and a clementine for the same price you can get a big mac. and im pretty sure grocery stores are meant to be convienent in terms of location. another thing, if you do your shopping weekly its even MORE convenient. as opposed to going to a fast food restaurant every single time you want a meal, you can pack a 3 lunches a day in advance and be able to just throw it in a bag.

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And how many have gone to a get together where if you didn't eat something and eat heartily the host would seem insulted? I know some of the mediterranean Americans I've had dinners with are that way and they're second generation Americans. Granted that's not a constant thing, but it's part of it, too.
There's a lot of factors that can go into obesity and eating.

And you guys preaching thin, I wonder what kind of potbellies you'll have when you're 40!! Light or not, you're putting other things in your body that's gonna pack on the pounds later on when you're drinking all that brew.

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that would be one of the many reasons i dont drink alcohol, lbxxx. like it or not, im not going to stuff myself on unhealthy food to make a host feel better about them selves. as long as im polite and appreciative of the food theres no problem.

another thing about general fitness is that you CAN gorge if you feel socially pressured or just really want to eat a lot (i dont get taht feeling often). if you eat 4 pieces of pizza one night you dont gain 10 pounds. but becuase we all know americans are so fucking bad at moderation ,its best to tell them "never!" and let them weasel their way into "sometimes!"

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That's fine if you want to have something sitting in the fridge to possibly cross contaminate over that period. Do you know what lunchmeat or even jelly does to bread after 3 days in the fridge? I don't because I'd chuck it in the trash before then. And that little menu you came up with is fine for a snack, but there's no protein in it at all. I'm sure you weren't meaning to eat naked bread alone though.
Gallon of skim--$3.00
Clementine --not sold in singles around here so $3.00 for the little wooden crate
(I have those in my fridge , btw.)
Apple--About 50 cents --not sure because I never buy just one.
Whole grain bread--Not just wheat breat because that has no grain value--$1.00 to $4.00 depending if you get it at the grocery or the discount bread store

Although they last a little while longer than the Big Mac, to make the initial purchase is still more. I'm not saying you're right or wrong, but sometimes dine and dash is the only way to go unfortunately.

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That's cool that you have that as the motivator to not drink. That frees you up to avoid a lot of other situations, too. And yes, when I do dine with other people I usually am picking my own portions and I rarely ever go back for seconds anymore. My family will say that they got stuffed and I won't be. I don't like that feeling so I don't do it. Whatever I put on my plate is my meal period.

I'm kind of torn right now due to my cholesterol problem because my mom is baking like crazy, but I have to really watch what I'm eating. I don't want to have to go on some darn pill to keep me from having a heart attack due to clogged arteries. So my red meat, cheese, and white flour and sugar is minimal generally.

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a growing percentage of wieghtlifters take steriods and its not something just used by elite athletes, hasnt been for quite some time. even being a muscle bound freak with or without steriods can have the same effects on your heart as being fat. when you wieght too much in proportion to your cardio, youre still at risk for heart disease further down the road as the heart works double time to keep up with your "bulk". granted this isnt nearly as common as the us having more than half its population estimated to be overwieght, but its essential the same type of health problem that obese people face

for middle aged women its very hard to keep all your shit in proportion...

our solution to the christmas cookie problme this year was sipmle. bake some, eat some on one day, send them all home with friends! although we have af ew lying around and i had two molasses cookies yesterday with my coffee
tastey

and yes i eat my bread plain. so there! i have gorp which gives me the protein i need

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I'm back on my walnut thing again. I'll see if that's what's getting my nails back in shape. I ran out and about 2 weeks later they started peeling. powers' said his mom said it helped hers so I'll see. I had to deal with cramps in my feet last night after i went to bed. They woke me up twice, doggone it. I'm slacking in the water department though.

I've started drinking cajun coffee once in awhile. Actually I think it's quite tasty and gives me an iron boost. It's about a teaspoon of molasses in my coffee. I just have it in an old ketchup bottle by my coffee maker so I can just squirt some in. When i get to the end of a jar I put some milk in it and shake that up and drink it. My grandma used to make me molasses milkshakes in a hand pumped blender so it's a sort of comfort food to me, but a healthier one.

My shit is still all in proportion only they're just lower proportions. I'm in good shape for an old broad. Must be all my clean livin'.

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ahaha you eat some weeeeeird shit lbxxx

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Why do you think wally is so weird! I trained him! Hey, it's on the Grandma's molasses bottle about putting it in the coffee. I didn't get that idea myself and I was skeptical, but pleasantly surprised.



gorp-eater

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awesome. I've always thought that many years from now, humans would be bald, very large, very smart, and the retards will all become pets to play with.

In my opinion, everyone should get their body compositions checked annually, or biennial. That should be enough to oversee your health on the long run.

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I was going to the doc monthly to get my lungs checked for my asthsma for the past 2 years. I yet yearly mammograms due to lumps of various natures, and I get an annual pap test since I've had a polyp removed. I get blood work for cholesterol and sugar done annually at least. And cholesterol tested more frequently if it's too far off. My low is too low and my high is too high, but they're improving.
And the "pinch an inch" thing only got me assaulted by walpurgis and his dad. The idiots.

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hahaha, that's a lot of shit.

The only thing I do consistantly is have my speech and hearing examened anually.

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what the hell for powers? i get a yearly phsyical and yearly spine visit

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For a musician, my hearing is very important to me.

I should probably get a physical....haven't had one in many years.

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whats your body fat %

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post deleted gay pic

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Yours?

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yeah it was me flexing but too homoerotic to post on here

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Oh my! I was just teasing, too! lol

Okay, gotta do it. Tis the season.... RALPHIE!

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Exactly!

Easy access is hardly an excuse.

Oh no!!!

Only John is allowed to do that and not get busted on for it.

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out, out with you! back to pending tabs!

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I'm going to try and get hired as a nude figure model for the university art department. When I get pics of it all, I'll be sure to post them






































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I just ate.

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You just ate old people food.

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Porno food.

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what the fuck..

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I had ham and pierogies and a piece of cake with butterscotch frosting. How is that old people food?
Although when I carved the ham it did look like a bronzed butt sort of.

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That sounds good. . I had sausage and eggs for supper tonight.

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Pffft.

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wow. there hasn't been much talk on the toilet seat itself, now has there? oh well...



SLAYYYYERRRRRR!!!!

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Back on topic---
Tune of "Oh Dear, What can the Matter Be? "

Oh Dear What can the matter be?
Seven old ladies locked in a lavat’ry.
They were there from Sunday to Saturday.
Nobody knew they were there.

Verses:

The first was a lady named Eleanor Humphrey.
Who sat herself down just to make herself comfy.
And when she got up she could not get her bum free.
And nobody knew she was there.

The next to come in was dear Mrs. Mason
The stalls were all full so she pissed in the basin
And that is the water that I washed my face in
And nobody knew she was there

The third old lady was Amelia Garpickle;
Her urge was sincere, her reaction was fickle.
She hurdled the door; she'd forgotten her nickel,
And nobody knew she was there

The forth to come in was Elizabeth Bender;
She went there to repair a broken suspender.
Caught up in the site of the feminine gender
And nobody knew she was there

The fifth to come in, it was old Mrs. Draper
She sat herself down, and then found there was no paper
She had to clean up with a plasterer's scraper
And nobody knew she was there

The sixth old lady was Emily Clancy;
She went there 'cause something tickled her fancy,
But when she got there it was ants in her pantsy
And nobody knew she was there

The seventh was the Bishop of Chichester's daughter
She went in to pass some superfluous water
She pulled on the chain and the rising tide caught her
And nobody knew she was there

The janitor came in the early morning.
He opened the door without any warning,
The seven old ladies their seats were adorning,
And nobody knew they were there.

alt:
(The __ old lady was Abigail Quimm
Who crossed her legs on a personal whim,
But her thigh got caught twixt the bowl and the rim
And nobody knew she was there.)

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Thanks for reminding me of this, nh'. I was listening to it earlier. The first verse is especially perinent to the thread topic.

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