I'm Fucking Emo

Four days ago I ate
My last stick of gum
So sad that everyone dies
I cry a mountain of tears

My love where are you
Dumped again? Oh, no
Face it I'm a loser baby
I mopped the floor today

Here I am so hungry
Nothing to eat at all
Mom's fig newtons are gone
And I'm out of cereal

Wah fucking Wah
I just gave my English
Teacher a suicide note
She graded it I got a C

My hair is so black
Maybe I'll go goth
Kill myself today, finally
A good night's sleep

I hate you honey
You just pushed me
Down the stairs at school
It hurt so bad I cried

You're the wind that
Rides up my crotch
Uh oh, I've just voided
In my girlish pants

I play acoustic guitar
All my songs suck
I look gay and stupid...
Sorry, I gotta go potty now

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But please man... this thing is like kicking something small, furry and pathetic on the ground.
Besides, you haven't watched that emo-vid lately, have you?

The sarcasm over the usual teenage-poetry works, but I miss that real punch. Though I wouldn't be surprised if some hours more work would produce someting quite laughable.
If you enjoy kicking small, furry and pathetic things on the floor, that is.

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All I got to say is ---

" Response to powersofterror's emo song "

Rarrr Rarrr Rarrrrrrr

Baby, that's the last straw
I've had all I can take
You're a pitiful loser
And I want your heart to break

You can't even cause my emotions
To climb or fall down low
You suck at being my boyfriend
But you suck at being emo more

Rarrr Rarrr Rarrrrr

I hope you choke on your gum
Til it causes your skin to turn blue
I hope the fig newton's constipate
That would make me laugh at you

I'll kick you so hard when you're down
Rolling on the floor
You little wussy, shit of a boy
I'm kicking you out the door

Rarrr Rarrr Rarrrrr

Your speech it makes my ears ring
You're the scum below a turtle's ass
You have no right to breathe my air
And give me back my pants

The pyre is burning in my back yard
An effigy of you is there
So take your sucky emo shit
Or you'll be next, I swear

BJH
12/13/2005

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rofl You're such an inspiration powers'!! I loved that line --You're the scum below a turtle's ass. lol

Your piece was DISGUSTINGly funny. Mine is a growled metal piece done by a chick, of course.

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L'b'xxx? Feeling well? Well, who am I to ask?

Power's piece was funny and potentially a lot more funny, but that thing was brutal. I would like to hear some chick growling that thing to something truly aggressively metal. In a sense it even makes me think of someone I know... don't worry, I'm not emo.

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L,B'xxx wtf was wit that RARRRR stuff is it supposed to be a dog? or a fat person trying to get up?

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It's supposed to be you in your cage. Get back in there.

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OhOhOh I can see it now! powers' and I can do those things like Meatloaf and the woman that always sang with him. Sort of like "Paradise By the Dashboard Light" only better cuz I HATE that song. It's f*cking stupid.

Amadeus and metalbabboon-- Why whatever do you mean?

No, it's not a fat person or dog. The rarrrr's are growls. "Mine is a growled metal piece done by a chick, of course."

I think besides walpurgis, powers' has been one of the best inspirations here for my writing.

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ooooooOOooOoOo so thats wat it is growls not a fat person trying to get up

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You got it! Although a fat person stuck in that extra heavy duty toilet seat might growl a little.

Where the heck is powers' anyways?

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Can't speak for him, but I mean that was I of another disposition, you would have scared me to hell with that. Not that you did, but it gave me a bloody good laugh; it was good.
Or if you refered to that it reminds me of someone I know... well, I don't think she would be fully so brutal - probably draws the line at that pyre - but she would appreciate the piece. Mind if I...?

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Go right ahead. But if at anytime you make a million on it or even $100 I want a couple bucks. And I probably don't have to tell you that I want credit for writing of it, but I tell eveyone that.
Let me know how it turns out and if you have a way of letting me the finished products I love hearing them. I think "Baby, You're Like Hot Fudge Sunday" was one of the funniest semiblues pieces I'd heard someone do and I lost it in a reformat. There's been a few other people have written music for and sent them to me.

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Damn woman, what do you want? I'm not here 24/7 ya know..

I only liked those rawwr, cause they were like an old lyrics of mine......if you remember it lbxxx, it was called "Undefined Satchel Maggot Fuck."

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Why does everyone refer to me as "woman?" I guess that's better than other things though. Heck, I know you aren't here 24/7 especially with that diet you're on! Been to the cemetery for pizza stuff lately? Hmm?

I looked for that piece you mentioned and couldn't locate it. Was it listed as something else or didn't you post it? Maybe it was one you sent me? I dunno.

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good job both of you (powersofterror and l,b'xxx) the rarararrrr's made me laugh

It was around the time I first joined, so it's not even on the server anymore after Nomad changed the site to the current vB. When I get the chance, I'll pm you.

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Cool! Or just repost it.

Thanks cw'! Glad you got a giggle.

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[QUOTE=L,B'XXX]Why does everyone refer to me as "woman?"[QUOTE]

Shut up woman.

I think the "Rarrr" part comes from the episode of South Park that has Korn in it, where Cartman's talking about sticking a stick up Kyle's dead grandma's ass to use her to scare the fifth graders.

"Rarrr rarrr I'm scary grandma"

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I never watch South Park. I don't know what you're talking about.





Jew.

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