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Girlfriend present question (?)
HI!
I was wondering waht didi you bought to your wife,s , girlfriends, etc for her birthdate.
The day is coming and I don´t know waht to buy her.
Have you got any idea?
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2005-12-09, 17:27
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I don'y buy them anything i just shag them rotten.
Lol
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2005-12-09, 17:30
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speaking as a lady (can a slayer fan be termed as a lady?? ) what does she like? meaning what are her interests? anything she really into? we all are different and what one of us likes the other will go "yuck"
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2005-12-09, 17:38
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Exactly, it really depends on what kind of chick your girlfriend is. Or how much money you got.
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2005-12-09, 17:42
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Cds, dvds, clothing, cheap jewlery, take her out for expensive dinner, buy a dozen roses..ect.
I've bought my ex gf who is now my gf again lots of cool shit, from music dvds to metal cds. She likes the older heavy metal(among other genres), Metallica, Slayer, Pantera...but I have not yet fully converted her to death metal.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2005-12-09, 17:44
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Cds, dvds, clothing, cheap jewlery, take her out for expensive dinner, buy a dozen roses..ect.
I've bought my ex gf who is now my gf again lots of cool shit, from music dvds to metal cds. She likes the older heavy metal(among other genres), Metallica, Slayer, Pantera...but I have not yet fully converted her to death metal.
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Get her onto Gore Grind just get her some Rompeprop
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2005-12-09, 17:48
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Get her onto Gore Grind just get her some Rompeprop
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I don't listen to that shit, I have some musical taste. lol, I hate grind..and anything resembling like Nile.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2005-12-09, 17:49
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teddy bearz
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2005-12-09, 17:51
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I don't listen to that shit, I have some musical taste. lol, I hate grind..and anything resembling like Nile.
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Alot of it is shit but also alot of it is good.
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2005-12-09, 17:57
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2005-12-09, 17:58
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Elephant sized dildos!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2005-12-09, 18:25
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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2005-12-09, 18:29
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Humour=acceptence! lol, see it's what all the ladies want!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2005-12-09, 19:04
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I bought my girlfriend a mouse and everything she needs to keep it alive
But I still feel sorry for the little thing. I know it's gonna die within 3 weeks
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2005-12-09, 19:11
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I don'y buy them anything i just shag them rotten.
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All 500 of them?
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2005-12-09, 19:14
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All 500 of them?
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That would mean he shagged twice the amount of people that live in the town I live in
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2005-12-09, 19:18
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in just a few posts, an innocent question got turned into talking about dildos & shagging!
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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2005-12-09, 19:28
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Buy you...er I mean her the Slayer - Reign In Blood: Still Reigning DVD. That's sure to be a hit. And go ahead a get her a dildo with that too.
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2005-12-09, 19:31
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would make me happy!
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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2005-12-09, 19:52
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go make her a custom bear at the "build a bear" workshop that'll do the trick
EDIT: o you live in old Europe
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2005-12-09, 19:59
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Well, BassB' has an advantage getting those retreads now.
But yeah, humor and acceptance are givens, but a kiss on the cheek may be quite continental, but diamonds are a girl's best friend. I've gotten those and other jewelry, flowers, candy, plants, wine, meals, cd's, cards, long drives, so it depends on what she likes really.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2005-12-09, 20:00
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Get her a dildo, or some anal beads.
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2005-12-09, 20:02
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BassB' ---Spencer Gifts has those inflat-a-dick things. Maybe you should get one so you don't have to get the elephant dildos. One of these days the girls will figure out they don't need you if they have those and cut you outta the picture.
You're so much fun to pick on!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-12-09, 20:12
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girls are so damned hard to buy for..
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2005-12-09, 20:24
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I think girls who say size doesn't matter are shallow!! Haha!
If she's into certain bands hunt down some rare stuff or bootleg DVD's of concerts. This will show you taken notice of her interests and made an effort.(this she will like lots )
If she has fav film or genre of film find related gifts such as books about the director/actor etc
If you've got the nerve, buy some nice underwear(that doesn't mean S&M corset and peep hole pants, unless she's big on that kinda thing!! )
If your unsure of the size take a peek at the labels when she leaves the room and has left clothing behind(Try not to peep into a drawer to find said item and label because it could be awkward if she comes back to find you scrabbling through her lacey smalls!)
Failing that, flowers are always good or a meal out!
Remember:-Underwear departments in shops are great fun but doen't soil the merchandise!
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2005-12-09, 20:27
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Remember:-Underwear departments in shops are great fun but doen't soil the merchandise!
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2005-12-09, 20:36
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my fella says am real easy to by for! his words not mine...
...anything rugby union related, heavy metal, horror film, tarot cards all that kinda area, crystals he knows what i like, and he did buy me a lovely gothic style clear zironca cross for my birthday this year (and we were still friends at that time), i not fond of diamonds myself
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2005-12-09, 20:53
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BassB' ---Spencer Gifts has those inflat-a-dick things. Maybe you should get one so you don't have to get the elephant dildos. One of these days the girls will figure out they don't need you if they have those and cut you outta the picture.
You're so much fun to pick on!
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We don't have Spencer Gifts this side of the pond..however we have stores called "San Francisco" which is similiar, with all that cheap shitty garbage.
Ok, she broke up with me and came back to me ok...she loves the cock!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Well, heck, you're getting elephant dildos for your women so that tells me you're failing in that department. Or else they're.....nevermind. You better change your strategy. heehee Or maybe they aren't really women and are really female elephants.
Leave it to you canucks to call a store the "gayest" of names.
Denny got me some pale mint green satin pj's one year. I love those things. He said he knew I didn't go for the other stuff, but he hit the money on those. He ordered me something very skimpy once when he was on a long cruise and I laughed so hard when I go it and ran over to my friend's house to ask her how the heck you were supposed to put it on!! She was about 20 years older than me and we laughed like crazy. It wasn't around very long. I think he learned from that.
But I made him karate style black satin pajamas after we got married the first time and a long brown velour robe before we did. The black ones ended up becoming an embellished wizard Halloween costume for wally many years later.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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girls are so damned hard to buy for..
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anyway, i would never know what to get a girl, its so damn hard, id buy, euhm, sumtin id know shed like, like pretty coloured candles or sumtin (probalty very lame). LOL
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2005-12-09, 21:38
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Sometimes it's best to come up with clever insults..but in this caseFUCK YOU YA OLD CUNT!!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2005-12-09, 21:47
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We don't have Spencer Gifts this side of the pond..however we have stores called "San Fransisco" which is similiar, with all that cheap shitty garbage.
Ok, she broke up with me and came back to me ok...she loves the cock!
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2005-12-09, 21:55
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in just a few posts, an innocent question got turned into talking about dildos & shagging!
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pfft, have you checked any other threads? at least every second thread is turning into or is already a talk about dildos and shagging. Thats why mt is the greatest
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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Sometimes it's best to come up with clever insults..but in this caseFUCK YOU YA OLD CUNT!!
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Perhaps I should defend her, cuz I'm pretty sure you were addressing my mom with this, but to be honest, I laughed when I read it, so fuck it. Preach on, brother BassBehemoth
I bought my woman a plane ticket, well, most of it at least, she hates me buying her shit. (confusing as hell, huh) So she spends a week away from the snow out here with me, breaking in my new thousand dollar bed. I'll probably get her some other random shit too.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
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Lingerie
that way you both can enjoy it, but it is important to get the right size:
Too big: she thinks that you perceive her as fat, she bitches at you and goes on a diet, which means you are on a diet too.
Too small: she thinks she is too fat, same again happens.
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Lingerie
that way you both can enjoy it, but it is important to get the right size:
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That happened to me once, she thought I had bought them for someone else and given them to her accidently.
Stupid women.
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I was thinking about getting Mrs Soulinsane a Vader cab
She doesn't really play guitar as much as me but this would be a great cab for her to play through What do you all think?
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2005-12-10, 16:11
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y'know thats a good idea!
and whenever shes not using maybe you could, i dno, use it yourself!
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Perhaps I should defend her, cuz I'm pretty sure you were addressing my mom with this, but to be honest, I laughed when I read it, so fuck it. Preach on, brother BassBehemoth
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haha, sorry wally, the old women is enough to make a young man cry..
I do get a kick out of her insults...but usually they suck and I get a kick out of HOW LAME THEY ARE!! ZING!
Ok, if you guys think girls are hard to buy for...JUST FUCKING ASK THEM!! Jesus!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2005-12-10, 18:37
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or just buy them a dildo
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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perhaps, but i think we'll agree that it fits the theme of the thread quite nicely.
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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I heard you could get a cast made of your very own unit with vibration included. That could be a nice gift Just give them to every hot girl you see. It would be like a sampler of what the real thing could be like, plus you get the satisfaction of knowing your precise form is being enjoyed by many.
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I heard you could get a cast made of your very own unit with vibration included. That could be a nice gift Just give them to every hot girl you see. It would be like a sampler of what the real thing could be like, plus you get the satisfaction of knowing your precise form is being enjoyed by many.
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I doubt a chick would want a dildo that's "normal" size.
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Why?
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It's kind of garish, to me it is anyway....I mean, handing a moulding of your cock out to women? I hope you don't mind me rolling my eyes in pure cynicism
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Arn't most normal sized? Seriously?
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2005-12-10, 21:39
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I thought chicks always got dildos that were like 8-16 inches in length....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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I mean, handing a moulding of your cock out to women?
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lol, You don't see the pure humor in that?
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2005-12-10, 21:42
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I thought chicks always got dildos that were like 8-16 inches in length....
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Not any female I've ever known with one. I don't think most actually like monster sized members.
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Ah, alright then, now it's witty.
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I mean, I wasn't saying give them to your sister or mom or anything. Just to random or known hot chicks.
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There was a group called the "plaster casters" back in the 60's or early 70's who's sig others were in Nam so that's what they did. I don't remember if they were vinyl or anything, but there was an article in either Look or Life Magazine about them.
I'd rather have the real thing attached to the right man.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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There was a group called the "plaster casters" back in the 60's or early 70's who's sig others were in Nam so that's what they did. I don't remember if they were vinyl or anything, but there was an article in either Look or Life Magazine about them.
I'd rather have the real thing attached to the right man.
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Imortalised in the KISS song 'Plaster Caster'
I recall it was a groupie clique from Chicago and they took casts from all the big(no pun intended) rock stars of the day!
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That is true..I beleive she said Hendrix was the biggest....because he was probably the only black musician she sampled.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I thought chicks always got dildos that were like 8-16 inches in length....
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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"You can never go wrong with jewellry" was what my girl said.
But I'm completely ignoring her and for christmas I'm gonna draw a big coloured pencil drawing thing of us n then I'll frame it...
But if you don't have any idea what to do, jewelry is the way to go
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I thought chicks always got dildos that were like 8-16 inches in length....
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Jewellery is the way to go. I've got my girlfriend a silver necklace off an ebay shop, and some new nipple rings.
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HI!
I was wondering waht didi you bought to your wife,s , girlfriends, etc for her birthdate.
The day is coming and I don´t know waht to buy her.
Have you got any idea?
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Give her some extra good lovin...
you know....dont be selfish....make her head spin.
heh heh
Jewelry sucksass.....as do the types of people that demand jewelry.
IMO
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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did someone mention a huge dildo yet?
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Jewelry sucksass.....as do the types of people that demand jewelry.
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that's a generalisation. I don't wear jewelry but I know pretty cool girls who wouldn't mind getting some more.
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Hey, I don't just like jewelry. I like shiny. I used an American Racing hub cover for a flower vase for years because it was bright chrome. Denny bought me a new vcr/dvd player and when I took it out of the box the first thing I said was --ooo shiny. It was polished silver and chrome colored. Ask wally. If it's shiny I'll like it.
And yes, we've already discussed elephant dildos, Def. Get with it, guy. This is metaltabs and it's not the first page.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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God I hate buying presents for my girl...she'll always get something for me that makes mine seem like I don't give a shit about her.
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someone's a little behind
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Well how about writing a song for her? She will know how hard you worked on it and that does mean something.
I can't believe that no one here hasn't said that yet. This forum is full of talented musicians. Write her a metal song!
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haha...i was thinking of that. one step further though, she wants something that'll last. so...i'll record her a song.
goddamnit soul; you sir are a genius
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someone's a little behind
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I'm getting old, Bobbi..
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Aw, Def, you're aging like fine wine. Age ain't nothin' but a number.
You know, seriously, I can't believe me of all people didn't think of the song writing thing. durrr..... I've had a few of those done in everything from romantic to comedic and they've all been cool to me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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God I hate buying presents for my girl...she'll always get something for me that makes mine seem like I don't give a shit about her.
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hah, seems like a girl thing. Since I opened a can of "wtf?" on my ex, does she also do that thing buying you a present on some day of minor importance when you least expected (maybe even agreed not to buy presents) and she gets totaly dissapointed when you didn't buy annything?
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(maybe even agreed not to buy presents) and she gets totaly dissapointed when you didn't buy annything?
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Learn this now. I mean right now. NEVER EVER fall for that trap
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hah, seems like a girl thing. Since I opened a can of "wtf?" on my ex, does she also do that thing buying you a present on some day of minor importance when you least expected (maybe even agreed not to buy presents) and she gets totaly dissapointed when you didn't buy annything?
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not yet...can't let her get THAT idea into her head, that would be baaaaaaad fucking news
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I had done that before even if i just got a card for him after we agreed not to get each other anything. That didn't happen too often, but I don't do that anymore. It's not fair to the other person and makes them feel awkward or disappointed. Maybe at some random time for no reason I'll get him something, but he gets me flowers or something special once in awhile for no reason. That's completely different though.
You have to understand that women and giving is different than guys and giving.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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i love my girl, she hates being given flowers...no flowers = less hassle for me
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someone's a little behind
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I'll take you from behind!
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Funny someone should mention Rompeprop for a birthday present, I got that from my CD collection and pretended I purchased it for her last birthday.
And now, she's 22 in a few days. But I am safe. I got her a new computer.
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It does comes with pre-installed custom made spyware to spy one her right?
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that's a generalisation. I don't wear jewelry but I know pretty cool girls who wouldn't mind getting some more.
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I said demand.....not like
Was just being opinionated......sorry.
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Your opinion is about as important as a butchered decaying prostitute.
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I thought you might say something like this......being afraid of girls and all.
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Well how about writing a song for her? She will know how hard you worked on it and that does mean something.
I can't believe that no one here hasn't said that yet. This forum is full of talented musicians. Write her a metal song!
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I often get asked to write songs for girls i usually don't though i write songs for my band not anything else
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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i made my fella a cross-stitched celtic bird bookmark, and two bunnies for a keyring, one bunny in the team colours in plays rugby in, the other bunny the team colours he supports...was gonna get a photo of me "proper" gothic style for him too, but that was called off, cause my mate had to go to a funeral today....now am stuck at what else to get him, i dunno, lol but he is easy to buy for....just dunno what...if that makes sense and yeah will take piccys of the cross-stitched stuff if you want and show you
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Sure. Cross stitching is cool and I love celtic designs.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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what ur supposed to do is ask her about 2-3 months before the day, what she may want. to supprise her, u would be suprised how people forget stuff. it will be, one of those how did u know moments. heres a good hint, girls like suprises. hope this helps some. and if u really cant think of anything, just do a scrapbook.
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
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I thought you might say something like this......being afraid of girls and all.
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I'm not afraid of girls, I've had the same girlfriend for over 2 years now.
Don't take offence to any of my bickerings, i feel it as my responsibility to my rude, asshole comments every once in awhile...I have nothing against you.
wtf is a pit man?
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I like Bacon
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FUCK OFF.
and yea really, whats a pit man?
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
Priceless!
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hell if my girlfriend coocked me a bunch of bacon, or breakfast or sumthing id be happy. thats an idea, breakfast in bed. i tried sending flowers to school but they wont accept them. or they wont deliver them.
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nah man, nah, I had an itchy ballsack!
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forget wall of marshalls look at this wall of engls!
http://www.engl-amps.com/pics/newsp..._stevemorse.jpg
www.tdiclub.com
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wtf is a pit man?
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The fag that stands in the center of the circle jerk.
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Cant go wrong with gold jewlery and shit like that
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What do I give my gf for christmas?
Nothing...
I don't have a gf
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Sanasta sana tulevi, kipinästä maa kytevi
Gallowmere
Our Stuff
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I do.
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R.I.P. Mieszko Talarczyk
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someone's a little behind
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I'll take you from behind!
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hahaha..he's been passed around more times than gravy at Christmas Dinner.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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hahaha..he's been passed around more times than gravy at Christmas Dinner.
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Hahahaha
Gravy is good
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Originally Posted by ImBored
I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
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2005-12-21, 10:06
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Maastricht, Netherlands
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gravy pisses me of
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