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Old 2002-08-09, 18:27
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ohh man, why cant u just tell me, i thought u forum deamons were supposed to be helpful.
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Old 2002-08-09, 18:34
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I just told ya in the thread you started about it.
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Old 2002-08-09, 18:37
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yeah i just made that after i put that cos atifman was bein a bitch

cheers wal
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Old 2002-08-09, 18:43
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No problem man

Hehe, you just have to wait for the right mod sometimes

Don't be a memnoch, atif!!!!!
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Old 2002-08-09, 20:21
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Someone say memnoch?





The internet sucks and so do all of you. There is NO band but Immolation, any topics involving other bands will be immediately deleted by me. So, fuck you and have a nice day,

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Old 2002-08-10, 01:21
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Another Friday night home alone...
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Old 2002-08-10, 01:29
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same here man, was gonna go to a movie but got stuck here somehow.





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Old 2002-08-10, 01:36
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Fuck man, this memnoch gig is gettin hard.
 
Old 2002-08-10, 01:37
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What the hell is that all about?
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Old 2002-08-10, 01:37
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what is what all about? the pic?
 
Old 2002-08-10, 01:38
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Yeah dude...
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Old 2002-08-10, 01:40
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Its the first thing I'd say to either of them.


don't believe I've ever voiced my opinion on Ozzy being a puppet and a fraud yet, have I? another time maybe, i don't feel like getting flamed by all the useless fuckheads that lurk on this board.
 
Old 2002-08-10, 01:41
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Ahh...um...ok.
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Old 2002-08-10, 01:42
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come on wally, don't give me the um ok bit.




you drinkin tonight dude? if so hook me up, i'm poor.
 
Old 2002-08-10, 01:42
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gotta run, be back in a few.
 
Old 2002-08-10, 01:44
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Nope, no alcohol for me tonight actually. Slowin down. Got a gallon of water sittin next to me though if you're that thirsty

See ya in a few bro.
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Old 2002-08-10, 04:08
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Shit man, a few minutes turned into a few hours. Sorry bro.
 
Old 2002-08-10, 04:43
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Don't worry about it man, it happens.
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Old 2002-08-10, 06:11
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i done changed my signature now 'cause MetalPoldi quit drilling pigs.
hmm......do you think i should change back to my old signature minus the MetalPoldi part?
actually i don't really care.
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Old 2002-08-10, 06:19
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Don't be a memnoch, atif!!!!!



MMOOOOOOOSSST GAAAARRBAAAAGE EVEEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Old 2002-08-10, 17:54
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The internet sucks and so do all of you. There is NO band but Immolation, any topics involving other bands will be immediately deleted by me. So, fuck you and have a nice day,

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I just have something so say about this.....

Slayme rules!!!
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Old 2002-08-10, 17:56
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MMOOOOOOOSSST GAAAARRBAAAAGE EVEEER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


WWWWWWWW000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MMMMMMOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSST BEEEEEEESSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-08-10, 18:46
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Old 2002-08-10, 19:40
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Oh yeah......by the way, i'm back everyone.
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Old 2002-08-10, 22:21
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I like people who are always in either a good mood or a totally psychotic mood.


You must hate me...
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Old 2002-08-10, 23:18
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Old 2002-08-10, 23:27
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I went to visit someone for about 5 days.
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Old 2002-08-10, 23:40
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Old 2002-08-11, 01:24
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Sweet! Memnoch's back!

(and I'm actually not being sarcastic)

I missed ya man, in a totally hetero way

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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-11, 03:42
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Sweet! Memnoch's back!

(and I'm actually not being sarcastic)

I missed ya man, in a totally hetero way



Awwww....i missed the forums.....but i missed you most of all wally. (hetero...of course)
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Old 2002-08-11, 03:44
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You're the fuckin man memnoch!

Gotta update my signature for ya!!!
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-11, 03:47
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Done and done
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Old 2002-08-11, 03:56
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Oh wally.......that's so touching.....that alone almost outranks all the happiness i felt this passed week.......almost.....
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Old 2002-08-11, 03:57
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After the traditional "fuck you" I'm mostly partial to the Surfer Nazi thing, because it's actually true
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-11, 04:07
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Old 2002-08-13, 03:04
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Old 2002-08-13, 18:39
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Money's good.

Speaking of money....my friends at work and i have been discussing this subject for the past few days.....it revolves around money.


Alright......would anyone here be with and fuck an old lady (say 70 years old) in order to get about 88 million dollars out of it??
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Old 2002-08-13, 18:45
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Hell, I'd do it for free. Senior citizens're hot. Male or female.

But definitely for $88 million.
 
Old 2002-08-13, 18:54
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that's gross.
just think of all that nasty wrinkly skin falling off
you can even see through it and stare at her blood flow
ewwwwww!
but for 88$million.......
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Old 2002-08-13, 19:59
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...not for all the tahini in riyadh.......
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Old 2002-08-13, 20:02
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The who in the where?
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Old 2002-08-13, 20:11
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tahini is a sesame seed paste enjoyed by middle-eastern folk (like me). usually it's white and creamy, and mixed with water into a sauce with a milk-like consistency, and served with most middle-eastern dishes. it has a slighty nutty flavor similar to peanut butter.
and riyadh is the capital of saudi arabia. i just wanted to mention a name of a middle-eastern place.
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Old 2002-08-13, 21:33
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Oh.......i like ketchup.
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Old 2002-08-13, 23:09
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that shit is badass, i love it!!!!
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Old 2002-08-14, 01:15
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ketchup is the best stuff EVAA!!!!
 
Old 2002-08-14, 15:25
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yeah ketchup is bad-ass!
 
Old 2002-08-14, 17:05
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ever had green or purple ketchup? it sucks. it like.....tastes weaker. but red ketchup is cool. i hate those Heinz commercials though Sometimes i just wish reach through the tv and strangle the hell out of the guy with that dumbass voice. yard!


and mustard is good too.
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I think the Green ketchup tastes the same....just looks different.
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In america i hadd the green purple, teal and pink tomato ketchup, the only wierd one was the green, it made me thi9nk of unripe tomatoes
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yes, mustard is also good.

DOWN WITH MAYO!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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dude, green ketchup that's just plain sick..

in overall the quality of Heinz ketchup is really good... they even use real tomatoes!!! (wauw)
 
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hey remember that one simpsons episode where bart and lisa competing in hockey, and he was at the dinner table and bart and lisa passed him the wrong thing, and he was like, "i asked for ketchup, i'm eatin' salad here!"
hehe




so powersofterror, i understand you're a asst. manager at TCBY? how's that like.
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Old 2002-08-15, 19:53
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man wally, i'm impressed by your signature. it's got TWO fuck you's. Two is better than one
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so powersofterror, i understand you're a asst. manager at TCBY? how's that like.


so you read my profile, eh?
its very cool, i get free food
my mother is the owner and its exclusive
because tcby's owned by different people
can't have their shops within 5 miles of
each other, and the entire town is less than
5 miles,
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-08-15, 20:30
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man wally, i'm impressed by your signature. it's got TWO fuck you's. Two is better than one


You're a nice person, I'm not...probably accounts for it.
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Old 2002-08-15, 20:33
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CEPHALIC CARNAGE TONIGHT!!!!!!! WWWWWWW000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GONNA GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWW000000000000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT GONNA GET LAID!!!!!!!! WWWWW000000000.........oh wait......FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-15, 20:40
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you got kazaa memnoch?
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As we place this wretched waste of a man into his final rotting place.
We pray for his soul to be stripped and tormented
of all that is proper, to burn his sins,
In the witness of the Father, the Son and the Holy
Ghost, his soul will fall below the valley of death.
Left to rot forever, to never be free, never return.
 
Old 2002-08-15, 20:53
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oh well...

never mind.
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As we place this wretched waste of a man into his final rotting place.
We pray for his soul to be stripped and tormented
of all that is proper, to burn his sins,
In the witness of the Father, the Son and the Holy
Ghost, his soul will fall below the valley of death.
Left to rot forever, to never be free, never return.
 
Old 2002-08-15, 22:30
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I used use it but got rid of it once i started using audiogalaxy.

I have Grokster now, which is just about as shitty as kazaa.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-17, 05:59
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nothing
 
Old 2002-08-17, 17:17
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rope tight, around her throat
her body twitches
as she chokes
 
Old 2002-08-17, 18:32
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what happened to the original thread topic?!
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Old 2002-08-17, 19:04
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It's RTT...what the fuck are you talking about?
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-08-17, 19:09
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so u can basically post any shit in this thread?!
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Old 2002-08-17, 19:22
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Pretty much.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-17, 19:24
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oh right i just didnt get the title ''cthulu dawn is a crotchrobber''..sorry i still need to learn a little bit about the forums...


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Old 2002-08-17, 19:32
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Haha, that's alright.

Yeah you can talk about your day at work, donuts, or getting assfucked by an eskimo here, it doesn't really matter
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-17, 19:45
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ok i had 3 pieces of cheese on toast for tea..etc yah..lol

oh yeah wal are you gonna have a shot at tabbing ace of spades, i got quarter way through it in the tab posting forum, i will edit it when i can do most of it..if i can..but your good at tabbing right so go for it!
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Old 2002-08-17, 19:48
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Haha, I've actually never tabbed anything. I don't even really know how, aside from doing it from scratch and making all the numbers and 6 lines of "-" and that kinda thing.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-17, 19:51
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ahh dammit!!..i dont know any other motorhead fans around here....??
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Old 2002-08-17, 19:54
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Sorry dude, I'm sure someone will turn up though.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-08-17, 20:21
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they say that i'm alive........i still feel dead.......

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Old 2002-08-18, 05:28
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i like my name......alot
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Old 2002-08-18, 07:09
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Me too. (my name)

I like yours too atif.
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Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-18, 07:44
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2002-08-18, 08:43
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i done 7 flat-out farts when i woke up this morning
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Old 2002-08-18, 14:14
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did you know that the average person does like 13 a day?
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Old 2002-08-18, 14:56
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dammit, my farts smell like peanutbutter
 
Old 2002-08-18, 16:15
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why are we talking about farts?
but speaking of which...why is it ok for guys to fart or burp, but not for chicks?
 
Old 2002-08-18, 17:06
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because its a guy thing, I think..

but I think it's okay for a girl to burp, but farting is just ugly for girls..
 
Old 2002-08-18, 17:18
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yeah u like see this real hot girl just walking along the beach topless, sweaty, really nice legs, tits, tan and everything, shes got blonde hair, and she bends down to pick up her sunglasses and she comes back up again and swivels her hair, and your like ''oohhhhhh yeeeeeahhhhh'' and then she farts..like a fat ripping stinky smelly mouldy fart..thats very off putting.. and....ugh!
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Old 2002-08-18, 18:14
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hahahahaahaa, yes, you nailed it perfectly
 
Old 2002-08-18, 18:42
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"guys are disgusting, so it's okay for them to do disgusting things. girl's aren't disgusting"

well actually i personally think it's disgusting for both sexes.
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Old 2002-08-18, 19:25
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i dunno, its preferably normal for a male to fart, i mean i excuse fat ugly bald females doing farts, but not lush, fit, swedish, blondes doing it, thats just like shit man...fuck...i lost my boner!....
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Old 2002-08-18, 19:47
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I fart a lot......but i try not to when i'm around someone like the beautiful women you've described. Why? Respect....and i don't want her to think i'm a disgusting slob.

I don't think i've ever heard a girl fart that wasn't related to me.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
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Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2002-08-18, 20:12
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You're a loser
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At everything you do.
 
Old 2002-08-20, 21:19
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hey, we found it! it was on the 4th page for some reason.......
well.....now we gotta close it
do your stuff wally!
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Old 2002-08-20, 21:21
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Will do atif


The final thing to be said is GOD I FUCKIGN HATE INCUBUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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