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Old 2005-11-03, 11:44
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Cool parody about forum death

I read this at guitar.com and thought it was pretty amusing so I'm sharing it with you.
It was written by xarkzila in a thread that folks were talking about part of the forum dying. He said, "This post seems to cry for a slightly creative touch" and proceeded with this parody of American Pie by Don McLean. I like the song "Vincent" much better, but this is great. Hope you enjoy it, too.

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember how
That misc board used to make me smile.
And I knew if I posted pics,
The mods would all turn into dicks,
And maybe they'd just band me for a while.
But this September made me shiver,
With every post that I'd deliver,
Bad news on the forum...
The admin was a moron.
I can't remember if I cried
When I clicked the link and found it fried,
The whole damn site was hacked inside,
The day the misc board died.
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Old 2005-11-08, 00:05
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haha thats pretty clever
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Old 2005-11-08, 00:30
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I thought it was pretty neat. What crazy beasts these forums be.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-11-08, 10:40
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holy SHIT metalmom you post on guitar.com? XARXILA I REMEMBER THAT NAME TOO HAHAHAHAHA

thats the first forum i ever posted on, i was seriously 11 when i started going there
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Old 2005-11-08, 11:39
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No, I don't post there. I was just reading there because I know a guy online that runs it and I'd never read at their forums before. I'm not registered there or anything. I just liked that when I read it. Some of the people there said they'd been there since 1999 from what I remember.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-11-08, 17:55
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I guess that is a nice piece of work.
 
Old 2005-11-08, 20:56
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yeah a lot of the people at the misc forums have been there for 7 years or so haha. im damn near one of them. misc makes me nostalgic like seasame street does for normal people
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Old 2005-11-08, 22:10
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Yeah, I know the feeling. I'm missing tabcrawler even though metaltabs is good. I was on there 4 or 5 years.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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