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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"The 'Tabbies" - Metaltabs Awards '05
Hell yeah, it's halfway through October, it's THAT TIME AGAIN!
Could you win a 'Tabbie? Hell, they sound a bit gay, but we had to call them something and you have nothing to say in the matter, you fleshy gimp, because it's everyone else who votes. Hah! Suck crevice, muttpoke! Here are this year's categories:
Members:
* Most Irritating Member
* Least Irritating N00b
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole
General:
* Best Avatar
* Best Signature
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005
* Biggest Cunt
Vote, you!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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* Most Irritating Member: ---
* Least Irritating N00b: I'll vote for myself
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Tranny 
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: FBS!
* Best Avatar: k1em
* Best Signature: Never really read them...
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award: Dissection...?
Best Flaming of 2005: FBS of course
Biggest Cunt: Rapture 
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ahem, i think my avatar is pretty spiffy. i'm pretty damn irritating though.
running through the town screaming about power metal and what not.
BWHAHAA NEW DRAGONFORCE!
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yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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* Most Irritating Member-me
* Least Irritating N00b-nhoe
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch-dissection
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole-fbs
* Best Avatar-me by a long shot
* Best Signature-
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.
* Best Flaming of 2005-foxguitar's constant immaturity wins him this, as did his esxcessive use of "  "
* Biggest Cunt-DEAD
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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Weren't there a lot more categories before?
Members:
* Most Irritating Member - Gooch fucker
* Least Irritating N00b - zionist
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - tranny
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - me, def, fbs...can't decide 
General:
* Best Avatar - Def's heandbanger.....still going??!!
* Best Signature - Walpurgis
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. -darko
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - Mine, when I banned that 12 year old for a year, because you actually have to be 13 and up to be a member. http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...ghlight=norther.
* Biggest Cunt - fbs
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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2005-10-18, 00:43
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* Most Irritating Member - Dissection
* Least Irritating N00b - sqol
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris Rezendes
General:
* Best Avatar - SARS (If he still has that dancing Chewbacca one)
* Best Signature - OpethFan
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Mordor
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - The Foxguitar series
* Biggest Cunt - Bia
Where are your votes FBS?
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2005-10-18, 01:05
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Here.
Members:
* Most Irritating Member - The eternal recurring Gooch. If we could find a way to kill his kids, we would.
* Least Irritating N00b - Anyone I haven't ever yelled at.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection, everyone's favourite seven foot tall, one foot wide Dictyoptera-dicker!
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris Rezendes, by a long, long way. That man shot down so much stuff you'd think he flew a Spitfire. Anyone who says me has a fucking short memory and is mean.
General:
* Best Avatar - k13m still has the devil-cunt. None better.
* Best Signature - PST's nasty little quote "WAAAAAAAAH!!! I'M SO PICKED ONNNSS!!111" - Every time someone PMs me after I close their stupid topic, I send them that.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Slayme, of course. Who isn't ever coming back because he hates you. And me. And himself.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - No really good ones stand out, damn it. And there have been so many.
* Biggest Cunt - Hard call... but goes to Timedragon, for the Biggest Hissy-Fit In Living Memory, from which he has not returned. That was special.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2005-10-18, 03:15
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I think we should have an award for most entertaining spammer/troll.
That one would definitelly go to the Gooch-meister, hands down. Especially in his latest incarnation, he administered some admirable pwnage.
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* Biggest Cunt - Hard call... but goes to Timedragon, for the Biggest Hissy-Fit In Living Memory, from which he has not returned. That was special.
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Most Irritating Member - Gooch
Least Irritating Noob(since I've been here) -sqol
Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - newHellonEarth
Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Def,anyone remember the ban on'+1'? or you could just ask foxguitar.....
Best Avatar - Medicine Man
Best Sig - Powersofterror
"Where Are They Now?" - Kylito and Smotpoker
Best Flaming of 2005 - ?
Biggest Cunt - Chris,in a good way.
Nihilist..... http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24628
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2005-10-18, 04:04
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2005-10-18, 04:05
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and a question:
how does this work exactly
is there a dead line and who decides who wins?...and what not...this is a first for me
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* Most Irritating Member - Was foxguitar, but hes cool now.
* Least Irritating N00b - AutumnCurve
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - NHoE
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris
General:
* Best Avatar - i cant remember who had it, it was a while ago. But it said "My Avatar Sucks" and was real budget.
* Best Signature - Soul's RAN thiing, thats the shiz
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. Umm, i havent been here long enough to notice anyone gone. Dissection has buggered off somewhere lately.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - MT.com, toward Cathy Angus
* Biggest Cunt - Why, K13m's cunt of course
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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Alright I'll give it a go,
Members:
* Most Irritating Member: -
* Least Irritating N00b: Haven't been paying much attention to new members.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Goes without saying. Dissection.
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Again, haven't been paying much attention to moderation since I gave up my duties. Oh wait, I'm still a mod of 1 section. Uh.. Chris? He'll do.
General:
* Best Avatar: That one dude with the wookie avatar. Or was that a different forum.
* Best Signature: They're all awe-inspiring. No, really, most of the signatures here are quite shite. None spring to mind.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence: PST. He's totally disappeared from the internet. Where are you, my friend?
* Best Flaming of 2005: FBS always manages to construct a flame that leaves me in a puddle of piss on the floor.
* Biggest Cunt: -
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* Most Irritating Member - Rapture, every now and then he gets a hissy fit and its dumb but sometimes he can be cool/
* Least Irritating N00b - newHellonEarth [my defintion of "n00b" is someone signing up in 2005, right?]
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection, that little bugfucker is alright
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris
General:
* Best Avatar - brainsforbreakfast. man that avatar is so damned kvlt i wet myself.
* Best Signature - walpurgis'. the one about the sexing, that deserves a good ol
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - CreditToDementia, i think that was his name. where has that dude been at?
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - man there were too many, just nowhere to start
* Biggest Cunt - Courtnry Love's twat
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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* Most Irritating Member - oh the choices - foxguitar
* Least Irritating N00b - sqol
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - dissection
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - fuck it, chris
General:
* Best Avatar - me, now fuck off
* Best Signature - fbs
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - smotpoker
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - foxguitar - the tit (damn you people are stupid, did none of you fuckin' notice I had orginally put firefox?)
* Biggest Cunt - I'm the cunt.
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* Most Irritating Member: NHOA or whatever, manages to make shitloads of posts without saying anything usefull. quite a feat!
* Least Irritating N00b: Autumncurve, he sneaked in. Brains for Breakfast, oh and ofcourse Transient.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Has to be Dicksucktion!!! 
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole : we're a friendly fluffy bunch of cunts.
General:
* Best Avatar: the chewbacca one. don't know which member has it.
* Best Signature: all of your signatures suck.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: ummm PST?
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005: foxguitar that kept railing dissection. and that went on and on till I suspended them both. haha.
* Biggest Cunt: too many to list here.
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* Most Irritating Member - that cold_blooded666 fucking moron.
* Least Irritating N00b - nohe? lol...just because he's a maritimer!!
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - CC(Deathcs..does not deserve that title) and DICKSUCKON!!!
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris I guess...just because I don't think he liked me saying nigger or nigga..and made me feel guilty about it.(HE USED TO BE COOL!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!)
General:
* Best Avatar - The guy with the demon tattoo vagina(sorry about the name nigga)
* Best Signature - Mine because it's my lifestyle. 
* The "Where Are They Now?" - Trendkill, sanderinos, PST, slayme and MetalPoldi
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - When I was ready to go to Dissection's house and kick his fucking ass for being so fucking stupid.(Actually this was like over a year ago...but still)
* Biggest Cunt - DeathCS
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* Most Irritating Member - foxguitar...but now hes cool
* Least Irritating N00b - Sqol...fucking dude
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - NHOE
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris...but in a good way
General:
* Best Avatar - SARS...definately the best
* Best Signature - Zionist's recent one (Bill Hicks quote) or Def's (because it's so true).
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - dunno
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - Def
* Biggest Cunt - Vardan...In a good way
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1974 - 2004
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* Most Irritating Member - newHELLonEARTH
* Least Irritating N00b - Vardanstalt
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - DeathCS, I mean c'mon, isn't that just a given?
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris Rezendes
General:
* Best Avatar - ki3m
* Best Signature - Me
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - ?
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - The timedragon incident
* Biggest Cunt - Tie between Rapture and DeathCS
* Gayest Thread - "Double Your Dating"
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* Least Irritating N00b- Vardanstalt's pretty cool
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch- NHOE
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole- Far Beyond Sane
General:
* Best Avatar- Brains for breakfast
* Best Signature- ...
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.- Atif
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005- The serveral flames against foxguitar by serveral members...Good times!
* Biggest Cunt- Tulvox
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* First Person to Complain About Not Being Voted- I believe it was Nihillist
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* Least Irritating N00b - there's to many of 'em.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dissection, who else?
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Chris
* Best Avatar - Kiem's
* Best Signature - err, I like the quote in Blizard Beast's
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award - Atif? 
* Best Flaming of 2005 - FBS
* Biggest Cunt - fox 
*Smallest penis - Nihilist
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Well, here goes:
Members:
* Most Irritating Member- Gooch fucker
* Least Irritating N00b- autumncurve
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch- Take a guess...
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole- We rule, and therefore we are...
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* Best Avatar- guitar_demon's Thundercats logo!
* Best Signature- It has to be Powers'
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.- Darko - where are you, ya cheap whore?!
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005- Yep, this goes to FBS for his numerous rants at imbecility
* Biggest Cunt- Haha, this has to go to DEAD - keep it up!
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* Least Irritating N00b - like brains said "there's to many of 'em. "
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Dicksucktion
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Father Death
* Best Avatar - Def without a doubt
* Best Signature - Tattered's quote
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award - Fearfrost....havnt seen him post for sometime
* Best Flaming of 2005 - way too many to mention
* Biggest Cunt - corroded
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This'll be fun
Members:
* Most Irritating Member: Rattler for his over use of orange type
* Least Irritating N00b: Any that haven't gone 'hello notice me I'm new, so who is best Slipknot or Carcass and which singer do you hate and wish would die etc'
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Good old Foxguitar God bless ya.
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Ha ha, bowing to peer pressure....Chris
General:
* Best Avatar: Sars' moonwalking wookie is pretty cool, Young guitarist used to have a break dancing Family Guy!
* Best Signature: Don't really read 'em
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Ezurate, never did return with those KISS tabs
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005: Double your dating thread or the Cathy Angus mayhem, oh yeah Halfmasttrousers 'Rate everything in my life thread'
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* Least Irritating N00b - Autumncurve, don't think he's argued!
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Transient
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris
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* Best Avatar - Defs' headbanging
* Best Signature - IlikeRiffseveryone
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. - Probably Dissection, he was always around.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - I think its gotta be HalfMastTrousers 'rate my life' thread, that was carnage
* Biggest Cunt - either Def or xdx for their gear
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The Freedom of Chaos
The Secret of The Secret
The Truth of The Truth
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Happy now?
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* Least Irritating N00b: Transient.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Has to be Dicksucktion
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* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole :The Flying Dutchman LOL with Powers a close second , Oh shit Im going to get banned again dammit
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* Best Avatar: I like Def's head banger , LBXXX 's is cool
* Best Signature: Mine
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* Best Flaming of 2005: mine of course. you little bitches LOL
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* Least Irritating N00b - nohe? lol...just because he's a maritimer!!
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - CC(Deathcs..does not deserve that title) and DICKSUCKON!!!
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris I guess...just because I don't think he liked me saying nigger or nigga..and made me feel guilty about it.(HE USED TO BE COOL!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!)
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* Best Avatar - The guy with the demon tattoo vagina(sorry about the name nigga)
* Best Signature - Mine because it's my lifestyle.
* The "Where Are They Now?" - Trendkill, sanderinos, PST, slayme and MetalPoldi
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - When I was ready to go to Dissection's house and kick his fucking ass for being so fucking stupid.(Actually this was like over a year ago...but still)
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Best bass - Tattered
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Biggest Cunt - Dissection, Rapture, Transient and DEAD and I are going to start a band called "Biacide". Foxguitar is a close second.
Biggest Nazi - TRANS !!!1 ARYAN SOOPREEMACY
Biggest Gear Whore - Do we even need contemplate this? xdislexicx of course.
Most rhetorical and unnecessary questions about guitar asked - User 01, none other.
Most questionable relationship between posters - NHOE and LB
Least annoying newb? I'd say ILikeRiffsEveryone.
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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* Least Irritating N00b: IlikeRiffs', Autumncurve
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Chris.
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* Best Avatar: Def's
* Best Signature: Powers'
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: Dissection, PST
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005: not best but funniest. the Rate Everything in my Life! one
* Biggest Cunt: Vardanstalt, but not in a bad way
EDIT: changed most irritating member.
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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* Least Irritating N00b - Beats the fuck out of me.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Deathcs
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris. BRING BACK ANDREW!
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* Best Avatar - Def's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
* Best Signature - None.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. Trendkill420. I was in PEI and i didn't get to see you... CUNT!
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - Hmmm... when that fox cunt got raped... Verbaly
* Biggest Cunt - DICKSUCKTION!!!!SHITF+1!!!!!!
* Best Custom User Name - MINE!!!
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* Most Irritating Member - I wanna say Rapture, but he hasn't given me any shit in a while, so he's allright by me.
* Least Irritating N00b - New Hell On Earth. The guy made me a b-day thread. Come on.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - I don't know. I don't have one, mainly because I don't spend enough time on here to slap anyone around.
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - FBS, hands down. Very entertaining, too.
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* Best Avatar - this has long been decided. Kiem.
* Best Signature - Me, of course.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence - shimbolla. I really liked that guy, he was funny as hell.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - foxguitar - hmmm. That's a tough one. Probably one by FBS, using big words.
* Biggest Cunt - That chick from that vid where a guy shoves his head, (his actual cranium), in her vagina. "OK, I'm going in!" That's what he said, too.
And once again, for the coolest and most creative troll - the Gooch himself.
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* Most Irritating Member - TOO FUCKING MANY! So I'll Just say "black metal fans" in general.
* Least Irritating N00b - Beats the fuck out of me.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch - Deathcs
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole - Chris. BRING BACK ANDREW!
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* Best Avatar - Def's DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
* Best Signature - None.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence. Trendkill420. I was in PEI and i didn't get to see you... CUNT!
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005 - Hmmm... when that fox cunt got raped... Verbaly
* Biggest Cunt - DICKSUCKTION!!!!SHITF+1!!!!!!
* Best Custom User Name - MINE!!!
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* Least Irritating N00b: How the hell would I know? I'm not even sure who the new members are.
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: Transient's really been on the decline as a little bitch from what I can see. Dissection can't possibly lose this prestigious spot, unless somebody's been practicing in my absence.
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Chris, but Bob's right. We were worse, and he was the worst of the worst. You limp-wristed, mewling, fairy-drawing pussies have no idea how easy you have it. '+1' would never have been allowed to take root, nor would the e-gangs or the apparently widespread belief that you all have the right to express your opinions and sentiments. You should just see my advice in the mod forum, or in personal conversation with other mods. But you can't. So enjoy your sanitized version of 'overmodding,' with all the sharp corners worn down or encased in foam and all the wood removed to ensure safety from splinters, you mollycoddled marys.
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* Best Avatar: Mine
* Best Signature: I enjoy the Nabokov quotation in Jim's, though Alex's signature has been good of late.
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence.: I have no idea
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005: The one that scared timedragon off seems fairly entertaining. Even if it wasn't the one of the highest quality, rarely does a flaming have such an effect. A triumph for the written word, if we ignore td's responses and, for that matter, everybody but Jim.
* Biggest Cunt: This question's unclear. Is it who has the biggest cunt or who is one? For the first it would have to be L,B'XXX, seeing as she's given birth to something as monstrous as the bobpurgis, and as for the latter I'm not sure I'm qualified to say. There are so many cunts of such magnitude that it seems pointless determining which is, in fact, the indisputable champ of cuntitude. So, rather than pursue this inquiry further, I'll simply allow myself to be amused by the fact that I've just written a word in which both 'cunt' and 'tit' are embedded. Go me.
I don't have the internet and only log on during dull hours in my college library. I also have Chicago's many high quality South Side jazz and blues clubs to patronize, classes, work for classes, reading for classes, readings for myself, films to watch, and so on. So expect my absence to continue again shortly.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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I just noticed, why is everybody a fucking noob whore these days, you're a bunch of fucking fluffy bunnyrabits, where's the anger? where's the flames? it's time to welcome noobs the old way guys, this is just fucking gay! you're all a bunch of cocksuckers!
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And yes, my absence has been kind of odd.
PST is currently in washington state persuing his education, or some family thing. He has no internet.
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STOP FUCKING UP OUR RITUAL HUMILIATION THREAD, YOU DEAD CUNTS.
Take your pointless inane babble elsewhere! Fuckpiles! I have cleaned more than SIX PAGES of your giggly Teen Girl Squad crap out of here. If that means I deleted your votes, post them the fuck again. The mass-delete function is kind of crude.
Oh, and next person to piss me off in this thread gets two days so I don't have to edit this fucker again.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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* Least Irritating N00b: ehhh....I don' know. Whoever is new and isn't retarded I guess....yah-Fuck you cunt
* Everyone's Favourite Little Bitch: hahaha....Either NHOE, DeathCS, Rapture,
or Dissection....isn't E-drama great?
Moderators:
* Most Unreasonable Fucking Nazi Arsehole: Well, FBS cracks me up because I just picture a drunken Aussie....but I'm sure he's cool in person.
How about that guy that complains about tab headers....yah...You KNOW who I'm talking about.
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* Best Avatar: FUCKIN DIME!!!!
* Best Signature: Me
* The "Where Are They Now?" Award, for the most conspicuous absence: I know Soulinsane sure does dissappear quite a bit....and Nihilist...even though I don't really talk to him.
And the Big Ones:
* Best Flaming of 2005: Jeez.....Fox and Diss
* Biggest Cunt: hahaha I would say Cloaca...poor aussie cunt is jealous because I'm an older american with a huge cock.
Don't worry son, one day your testicals will drop too.
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 Long live DIMEBAG
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Oldest Bastard that legally is not allowed within 500 meters of underage boys but still get's off, using MetalTabs as an excape of perversion - foxguitar
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Someone deleted my sized 7 post....I'm looking at you Def!!
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"STOP FUCKING UP OUR RITUAL HUMILIATION THREAD, YOU DEAD CUNTS.
Take your pointless inane babble elsewhere! Fuckpiles! I have cleaned more than SIX PAGES of your giggly Teen Girl Squad crap out of here. If that means I deleted your votes, post them the fuck again. The mass-delete function is kind of crude.
Oh, and next person to piss me off in this thread gets two days so I don't have to edit this fucker again."
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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One thing I hope all you Cunts knows, That all my flaming with Diss and tranny and all the rest of you twats was done in fun. all you guys are all OK , well all except that lame ass Exec, Nah kidding.
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What happened to the best new tabber catergory?
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First off Id like to thank jesus lord and saviour   and the Metal Tabs Forum cunts for making me the most annoying cunt on the MT forum .
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First off Id like to thank jesus lord and saviour and the Metal Tabs Forum cunts for making me the most annoying cunt on the MT forum .
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FBS DELETED ALL THE BULL CRAP YOU LOT WERE POSTING
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HE ALSO SAID ANY POINTLESS POINTS AND YOU WILL GET 2 DAYS
Do I really need to size that up to get someone else's fuckin' point to you?
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Bottom of page 3 folks.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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* Best Signature - euhm, cant remember who it was, but he quoted me, it sayd sumtin like, i dont like it for solos, but i guess its ok for leads (wich is the same i finaly realize (i think it was necrobutcher, but im not sure)
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whatever, alsong as a female wins, then let them fight who has the biggest cunt. although i think lbxx should win (NO OFFENCE AGAIN) since she has a kid (if i remember right) so squeezing that out must have strectch the whole thing i guess
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I should send you a stink bomb in the mail you drunk punk.
oh brother... Just cuz someone has kids doesn't mean they have "problems" down there. Denny said he told the doc to give me a couple extra stitches anyways and I've done kegels for years.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Bullshit! If you exercise a muscle it strengthens it. Any muscle. She's just young and ignorant.
I like being old and wise.  So does the old man.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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LB, your creeping me out here
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not the best for a long shot, but its reasent and i liked it lol
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I should send you a stink bomb in the mail you drunk punk.
oh brother... Just cuz someone has kids doesn't mean they have "problems" down there. Denny said he told the doc to give me a couple extra stitches anyways and I've done kegels for years.
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im sry im sry im sry im sry, pleeeaaase forgiiivveee meeee
i didnt mean it, i mean, it did sound kinda funny didnt it???
but im only a 21 year old perverted bot, so i cant help it, blame my parents for wanting me, blame god for makign humans, blame alcohol for makign wm say that, but dont blame me
ur the best metal mom a yeti could want (or is this gonna piss u off aswell
! zionist, yes my signatuer rules, i made it myself i got drunk and then thought of that.. damn i get good ideas when im drunk, lets have some more, ill stop posting i soon wont be able to anyway
goodbye cruel world, welcome lame happyness and laughter bout nothing
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Oh heck, I'm not mad. I send stink bombs to all my friends.
I'll let you guys in on a secret. I saw the infamous Daemon's Lair once when Bob and I were road tripping.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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huh what the only words that made sence to me were stink (cuz i stink a lot) and tripping, but ive gotten over that period
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