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Old 2005-10-15, 19:30
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Beat the Pic...

Saw this on another forum. Searched here to see if we had one but couldnt find anything....anyway.

Someone posts a pic, and the next person has to post a pic of something that will beat the pic above. A few examples...

http://www.eurocosm.com/Application...GB/HJ-P16lg.jpg

is beaten by...

http://cip.uni-trier.de/adams/download/fat.JPG

is beaten by...

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3372/treadmill6nk.jpg

...and so on.

try not to post invulnerable things like meteors or nukes and shit all the time. Think laterally.

beat the treadmill...
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Old 2005-10-15, 19:38
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Old 2005-10-15, 19:42
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ok could end this thread right now by posting a pic of hate eternal. But I won`t, so http://images.google.no/imgres?imgu...6lr%3D%26sa%3DG
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Old 2005-10-15, 19:45
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ok could end this thread right now by posting a pic of hate eternal. But I won`t, so http://images.google.no/imgres?imgu...6lr%3D%26sa%3DG

If you posted Hate Eternal I would just post Fuck I'm Dead and win.
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Old 2005-10-15, 19:47
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ok could end this thread right now by posting a pic of hate eternal. But I won`t, so http://images.google.no/imgres?imgu...6lr%3D%26sa%3DG


http://www.bear-hunting.com/images/Russell%20pond.jpg
 
Old 2005-10-15, 19:53
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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Old 2005-10-15, 19:56
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Old 2005-10-15, 19:57
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2005-10-15, 20:00
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:02
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:20
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Priceless!
 
Old 2005-10-15, 20:20
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:22
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Ouch, you're stabbing a hole in that couch.
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:30
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:31
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a pic of a dead emo kid would beat that.......
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:33
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Bottle of Vodka, $25

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Priceless!
 
Old 2005-10-15, 20:34
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hmm, that one will be hard to beat....
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:37
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try this one on the ladies
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:46
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Old 2005-10-15, 20:46
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try this one on the ladies

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Bottle of Vodka, $25

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Priceless!
 
Old 2005-10-15, 20:58
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Old 2005-10-15, 21:12
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i know this has nothing to do with this thread but it never gets old
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...7&q=guitar+solo
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Old 2005-10-15, 21:38
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...7&q=guitar+solo



my rig > your link
 
Old 2005-10-15, 22:20
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Old 2005-10-15, 22:47
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Old 2005-10-15, 22:50
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Old 2005-10-15, 22:50
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looks like paintshop to me....I'll post mine when it is completed.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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Old 2005-10-15, 22:52
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looks more like 'fucking nasty'
 
Old 2005-10-15, 22:55
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TOOB AMPS R BETT3R. TEH TONE IS TUBULAR


BROOOTAL

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Old 2005-10-15, 23:06
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screw your rig, this guy doesnt need one to egt his awesome tone

http://www.ektopia.co.uk/ektopia/images/airguitar.jpg
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Old 2005-10-15, 23:18
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I bet this player could Kick all your asses!!!!

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Old 2005-10-15, 23:24
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nah my rig > all your rigs
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Old 2005-10-15, 23:31
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Nice
 
Old 2005-10-16, 00:21
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-10-16, 00:31
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Old 2005-10-16, 00:32
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Old 2005-10-16, 00:38
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2005-10-16, 00:40
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-10-16, 02:38
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beat this!

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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)


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Old 2005-10-16, 02:43
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beat this!

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Old 2005-10-16, 02:45
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the michael jackson halloween mask
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Old 2005-10-16, 02:46
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Old 2005-10-16, 02:51
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nope I think that wins

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That reminds me of the worst joke my dad ever told :



Dad * in girlish voice * "C'mere boy!"

Me - "What are you doing?"

Dad - "Its my impression of Michael Jackson, HAHAHAHAHA"

 
Old 2005-10-16, 03:27
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HAHAHHAAHAHAHA john i can only imagine your response to that
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Old 2005-10-16, 06:33
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That was just wrong
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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Old 2005-10-16, 07:05
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HAHAHHAAHAHAHA john i can only imagine your response to that


If I could have said what I wanted to, it would have been :


Me - "Oh, Rush Limbaugh, pee in my mouth!"

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Me - "That's my impression of you trying to get a hard on "
 
Old 2005-10-16, 13:49
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You guys get me so flustered with some of your pictures, I hit the "x" instead of the back button and end up having to log in again. STOP THAT! And it wasn't Ben's penis that did it. It was ole Sly.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2005-10-16, 16:11
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you guys do realise that the pictures were meant to relate...like in the first 2, the fat woman can be beaten by a treadmill...and the one after that could've been like a powercut or something...

anyways, still pretty funny...
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Old 2005-10-16, 19:09
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hmm now what would beat and relate to that?
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
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Old 2005-10-16, 20:12
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
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yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:20
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:21
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2005-10-16, 20:27
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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how does mike tyson strangling a tiger beat scissors?
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
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Old 2005-10-16, 20:39
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how does mike tyson strangling a tiger beat scissors?

I don't think many of the people get the point of this game.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:42
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LOL...Mike Tyson strangling a tiger should beat everything.
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I don't think many of the people get the point of this game.


its supposed to relate to the pic before, but has to beat it. er, i dunno how else to explain it really...
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:45
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Old 2005-10-16, 20:46
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yeah i thought so to

oh well, some of them are pretty funny...i tried to explain [shrugs]
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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:47
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Agreed...well with the scissors I was going to get a bald Mike Tyson with his insane face tattoo...but I mean I saw the tiger and I was sold...sorry to your your panties in a bunch autumncurve.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:49
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:50
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:52
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:55
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 20:56
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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
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yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:00
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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:05
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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
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Old 2005-10-16, 21:07
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:08
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:11
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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Old 2005-10-16, 21:13
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:15
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:17
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Old 2005-10-16, 21:19
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this is getting awfully technical.


fuck yeah, im stuck on this one...
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:23
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Do I need to post Mike Tyson STRANGLING A FUCKING TIGER??!!!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:23
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
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Old 2005-10-16, 21:25
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
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someone's a little behind

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Old 2005-10-16, 21:26
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Old 2005-10-16, 21:27
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:28
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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
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You're ruining this thread by making some kind of stupid story. The pic shouldn't need an explanation to be relevant
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:31
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RIP moe.
 
Old 2005-10-16, 21:31
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yeah but otherwise some people mite not get them (like me)
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