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Old 2005-10-14, 18:57
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It Came From Beneath The Sink....

It came from beneath the sink
And boy it sure did stink
it was scary
and hairy
and tasted like berries
and made me take a leak...


boy it sure did stink
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Old 2005-10-14, 22:01
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How did I miss this? Boy, I'm not real with it lately.
Not bad. You should keep going with it. Have it eat the cat or something. I'm into all this gorey morbidity lately. I don't know why. And gorey morbidity has the same number of syllabuls as Silent Lucidity, but I'm parodied out presently.

Cool to see another humorous piece. Cute. That must have been what was under my mom's sink. It was smelled fungal.
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Old 2005-10-18, 18:48
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i got bored in class..... hahahaha
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Old 2005-10-18, 19:50
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Well, many good things have sprung from boredom. Let me ask you one thing though... whenever did the pigs hold sway over the skies?
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Old 2005-10-18, 20:10
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Have you never seen "Pigs in Space" on the Muppet Show?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-18, 23:17
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Well, many good things have sprung from boredom. Let me ask you one thing though... whenever did the pigs hold sway over the skies?


hahaha......... u know when the dinosaurs got extinct?..... that was the pigs
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Old 2005-10-19, 00:03
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A porcine perdikamint if I ever heard one!

Sue-EEEEE Here pigpigpigpig
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-19, 01:38
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Old 2005-10-19, 04:31
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You guys are fucking weirdos.
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Old 2005-10-19, 10:29
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We're weirdos? Did you see that thing called A Love Song that some chick called OpethFan wrote? Now that's a weirdo. And believe me, I know a weirdo when I see one.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2005-10-20, 15:49
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Weirdo? Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but other than that, straight on dude. Just consider the subculture I'm currently identifying myself with...
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Old 2005-10-20, 16:33
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Have you never seen "Pigs in Space" on the Muppet Show?


Oh YES I have. ("I have big bones"... how could I forget?) It's just that I've never really seen them as the type to control the skies; other than by sheer accident, befalling the rest of us...
But as for eradicating the dinosaurs, I have no doubt whatsoever that Miss Piggy & co is up to the task!
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Old 2005-10-20, 18:11
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Oh YES I have. ("I have big bones"... how could I forget?) It's just that I've never really seen them as the type to control the skies; other than by sheer accident, befalling the rest of us...
But as for eradicating the dinosaurs, I have no doubt whatsoever that Miss Piggy & co is up to the task!



LMAO!!!
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Old 2005-10-20, 18:39
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You guys are fucking weirdos.


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