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Old 2005-10-07, 00:39
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Black metal: "cult or not"

Something thats really been bugging me is this whole "True" black metal thing..whats the point? in order it be true you cant play shows or put out albums....WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF BEING IN A BAND!...just seems so pointless to me....Emperor, Mystic Circle and Immortal(Though more thrashy then black metal usually is) are still fuckin kick ass Black metal bands in my book.....
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Old 2005-10-07, 01:46
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just seems so pointless to me.

exactly man, BM has some cool bands but thats it, most of their ideology is fucking stupid teenage bullshit
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Old 2005-10-07, 01:50
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exactly man, BM has some cool bands but thats it, most of their ideology is fucking stupid teenage bullshit

Yeah,bm is my favorite genre but I'm getting really tired of the scenery and the assclowns in the scene.
 
Old 2005-10-07, 08:43
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everythings being done and done again...the scenes becoming stagnant. unless you go for wierd shit like the meads of asphodel, thats different
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Old 2005-10-07, 09:01
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100% "Tr00" black metal is bullshit. Its usually just a bunch of hyperactive kids who need an excuse to play in the snow.
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Old 2005-10-07, 10:54
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...their ideology is fucking stupid teenage bullshit



and they know that as well. Isahn from emperor said this himself
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Old 2005-10-07, 12:32
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Don't dislike the music but I do find the corpse paint sillyness a bit much. I also find this elitest attitude crappy. What's with only releasing something silly like five copies of an album and then being ostracized by your peers because you sell three of them! It tries too hard to be a masonic lodge for music and there is too much far right politics and ideology immersed in certain segments.
 
Old 2005-10-07, 13:44
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Blakk metal is uber gr1m an kvlt. Shut up.
 
Old 2005-10-07, 14:05
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if they don't publish any music, or even play live for that matter, who cares?
it's just idiots wanking over their "coolness"
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Old 2005-10-07, 17:40
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Who cares? Every big movement with fresh ideas always turns back in on itself when it breaks huge, and the original seed of the idea seems gone because it's spread amongst a huge amount of crap.
My stance is: If being cult and grim and necro and whatever is very important to someone, that's fine by me, but don't expect others in my position to give a shit.
 
Old 2005-10-07, 18:38
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Most black metal is shit, i don't care at all.
 
Old 2005-10-07, 18:56
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I dont think black metal bands do that or are like that anymore. If they do, who gives a shit? Let them be as they want.
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Old 2005-10-07, 21:16
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if they don't publish any music, or even play live for that matter, who cares?
it's just idiots wanking over their "coolness"

hahaha Best post in this thread.As much as I like bm you are so right it hurts
 
Old 2005-10-07, 22:09
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ultimate TTA list of decent black metal bands (don't kid yourself, there no such thing as "good" black metal):

Old Man's Child
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no, i didn't forgot any bands.
 
Old 2005-10-08, 00:54
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How can you not have Bathory at the top of that list??
 
Old 2005-10-08, 01:18
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and they know that as well. Isahn from emperor said this himself

yea the older guys that were there first realise this, sadly many of the modern day bands dont
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Old 2005-10-08, 01:19
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How can you not have Bathory at the top of that list??

cause they turned good!
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Old 2005-10-08, 20:28
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There are more people joking about the "tr00 kvlt" thing than people actually practicing it. Of course, there are some bands trying to stay as underground as possible, but it is mostly a myth.
 
Old 2005-10-08, 20:37
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Everyone go metal archives and search for gravethrone
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Old 2005-10-08, 20:49
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man fuck you alll!!!!!! i am tr00 gr1m & n3cr0!!!!!1!!!!1!1!! my face paint is so frostbittingly TR00!!!!!!!! BLEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!





























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Old 2005-10-08, 20:59
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Everyone go metal archives and search for gravethrone

You have to type: Grave throne, unless it wont work. But indeed, it is funny as fuck.
 
Old 2005-10-09, 02:02
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how is that funny...honestly that is like all i see in black metal bands nowadays. Its retarded.
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Old 2005-10-09, 03:36
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yeah thats ass pretty bad...Inno a Satanna, DIVA STANICA....hail...Satan?
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Old 2005-10-09, 09:45
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I dont care how the musicians look. This is not pop. You dont have to have a perfect look to gain credibility. I just like the bands because of their music.
 
Old 2005-10-09, 13:59
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Anaal Nathrakh is great black metal out of UK imo, and they just look like plain clothed people.

They dont do any of that Dimmu borgir top hat bullshit. ; p but DB had some good stuff.
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dimmu indeed has some nice songs, but you can hardly call them black metal
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Old 2005-10-09, 15:17
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Of course it is cult. Would YOU fuck with these bad dudes?! They mean fucking business!
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Old 2005-10-09, 16:04
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+1

None of its shocking, and its just boring now. The scene is going to be dead by 2010. People are just going to wake up and say "what the fuck."
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Old 2005-10-09, 17:19
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Of course it is cult. Would YOU fuck with these bad dudes?! They mean fucking business!


Oh shit..... will ya look at that. I thought my old black metal band picture was bad cause we were outside in the hot summer FL sun... but a trailer-trash black metal band wearing masks to be corpse paint and having those gardener tools as weapons, is sad. Those are the kinda idiots the screw BM up.
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Old 2005-10-09, 18:27
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Old 2005-10-09, 18:35
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Old 2005-10-09, 18:37
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how bout you suck my dick you fuck face. maybe when you get more than 100 posts someone might consider your opinion
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Old 2005-10-09, 18:39
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how bout you suck my dick you fuck face. maybe when you get more than 100 posts someone might consider your opinion


Buuuurrnn!

I dont get why he hates you. Is it some kinda joke or real?
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None of its shocking, and its just boring now. The scene is going to be dead by 2010. People are just going to wake up and say "what the fuck."


i definately agree with that...its sad because i really love BM and when things are like they are now...well theres no hope for it. where can it go next other than die?

and its gonna end on a shit note too with all these fucking terrible darkthrone and dimmu rip off bands (excluding a few of course).
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Old 2005-10-09, 18:43
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I dont get why he hates you. Is it some kinda joke or real?



no hes just a douch
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Old 2005-10-09, 18:57
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Why does he hate ya though?
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Old 2005-10-09, 20:42
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how bout you suck my dick you fuck face. maybe when you get more than 100 posts someone might consider your opinion

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah kisses bob

No its a joke, bobs the bitch of the band, so I'll find him to stick a pike u[ his ass for no reason....love you bob
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Old 2005-10-09, 20:56
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this is as retarded as the american elections.
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I haven't read any posts in this thread, but how could something with this title still be open? I'm sure its full of stupidity.
 
Old 2005-10-09, 21:16
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this is as retarded as the american elections.


Yes.
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Old 2005-10-09, 21:31
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Those are the kinda idiots the screw BM up.

Yeah, them and 95% of the rest of the scene
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Old 2005-10-09, 21:58
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Oh shit..... will ya look at that. I thought my old black metal band picture was bad cause we were outside in the hot summer FL sun... but a trailer-trash black metal band wearing masks to be corpse paint and having those gardener tools as weapons, is sad. Those are the kinda idiots the screw BM up.

ever hear of a joke? retard
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Old 2005-10-09, 23:39
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ever hear of a joke? retard


Really? That was a joke? I'm actually surprised, because I thought that was real... You know how stupid wannabe's could be these days.
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Old 2005-10-09, 23:40
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I haven't read any posts in this thread, but how could something with this title still be open? I'm sure its full of stupidity.

Oh it is..
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Old 2005-10-10, 00:02
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None of its shocking, and its just boring now. The scene is going to be dead by 2010. People are just going to wake up and say "what the fuck."


Extremes are integrating to the whole at the moment, of course - the entropy. However, I can't see this happening to Black Metal and other such styles which has that particular theme. Since, as always, humane thinking has been quite limited when it comes to matters that are so calledly "non-real" ie. "idealistic". Normally, and in the past, Black Metal has handled satanism and death in their lyrics and theme, but only as how they affect on real life. But now those matters has, as pointed out, sort of faded away. It seems, or at least I feel that we are reaching a certant consensus in those matters.

But

When it comes to the "idealistic" thinking, we face new problems. Things like space, God as itself, existion and such are matters that are now causing same kind of "paradoxes" as these "real" matters caused before. Sort of confusion, misunderstood and therefore depression - thence a need for expressing those emotions through, for example, music and in this case, Black/Death Metal or any other such style of music.

The point here is that there are still "nutrients" that could feed music styles like Black or Death Metal, and if those nutrients disappear, usually the genre dies aswell (Like: how this movement in the 70's in music styles (like punk) disappeared because the need for rebellioness decreased).

Of course the music might and most likely will change (to the direction of these "new paradoxes"), but the theme, sort of, stays same.
 
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I'll be damned if I read all that.
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Old 2005-10-10, 00:43
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Yeah, haha, I read the first paragraph and just stopped. Fuck it.
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Old 2005-10-10, 00:57
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the suomi guy just made me glaze over.....................................perkele!
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Old 2005-10-10, 01:08
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I'll be damned if I read all that.


Fuckin A. And it was directed towards what I said.
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Old 2005-10-10, 01:18
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Just read it you lazy shitheads. Everything else you are doing is less important.
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Old 2005-10-10, 01:31
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I did read it, ass, I was being sarcastic.
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Old 2005-10-10, 02:59
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Well, yes. Have you ever met anyone who took it seriously?

Black Metal? Gay. Everything else? Gay. Water? Gay. Cologne? Gay. This thread? Gay.
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