These girls weren't noticeable either. One was about 23 at the time and the other going to college after being cheerleading and dance team captains for years. She went off to college and messed around, came home to her old b/f who was broke up with his g/f, and then she left and the other girl that was 23 had gone back to her old b/f temporarily. That's 5 people right there all exposed. Only one I don't know if he was infected, but all the others were.

Wear a raincoat. It does help somewhat wherever you're doing it. Bassb' isn't too far off.

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haha come on bobbi, my advice was dead on! Yes, condoms are good...well they don't feel good as without one, but I mean it's better than pregnancy(if the girl isnt on the pill/needle) and getting std's.

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Yup, that's what we used for years and they don't always work. There's a lot to be said for monogamous relationships whether anyone wants to believe it and there's a lot more std's out there than when I was younger.

I don't disagree with you at all, bassb'. I said you weren't too far off meaning that you were pretty right on with what you were saying. Language problem here maybe? I seem to recall you getting a bit confused about Canadian bacon at one time.

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lol..yah it's cause your an american!!

I've known only a hand full of people to get an std(mostly the clap)...and by their descriptions..they don't sound too appealing.

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Go work at a receiving home for awhile. You'll be amazed what's out there std and otherwise. Std's, pinworms, roundworms, tb, all sort of fun stuff. And most of them were sexually active.

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haha I grossed YOU out? wow. You should have worked with me awhile.


I think it was pinworms that were going around that you can pick up off doorknobs and stuff like that. And one staff member said that when he had them as a kid they had to take him into a dark closet and have him bend over shining a flashlight on his behind because other than have stool samples done that's the way you could tell if a person had them.
You never seen so many people disinfecting things after they disinfected stuff.

And the times we'd ahve to bag up the clothes kids would bring back from weekend visits where we'd have to spray everything with delouser and leave it in garbage bags overnight to kill whatever was in there.

And I miss the darn kids.

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And of course, the ones with headlice always wanted to give you a hug for some reason. lol

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You should of pulled out the flame throwers!

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We weren't allowed flame throwers at the Home. heehee Heck of an idea though!

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hehe i've banged like 600 women and i don't have any Std's

Play safe people

Just fuck her in the ass. Problem solved. I should write a book, too.

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Well, if you think that makes a difference you're wrong. Go look on a real health site like WebMd and you'll find out wherever you wander you're suseptible. They don't make oral condoms for the flavor and body fluids are body fluids. Especially if you're dealing with blood.

I don't remember if it was here or the forum I mod at, but someone was talking about wrestlers getting herpes of one type just from physical skin contact on the mats.

Robbie--Some don't show up for years. You best get yourself checked sometime for yourself if no one else. That's nothing to brag about and probably not true anyways.

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Your barely 15...the only thing you've banged is a drum!

ihatenumetal...you have a great idea there!! Cheers!

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Har.Har.Har. Anybody that claims that,is in desperate need of vagina.

EDIT: I was talking about Rob Filth by the way,claiming he has 'BAnGed 6,000,000 CHicKs!!1'.

You're very right my friend...with that maturity he probably can't even count to 600.

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if by saying you have fucked 600 chicks, you mean wanked 600 times... well i'll believe that. that would mean what... discovering your cock at age 13? 13 1/2? one wank a day since then.

The math ads up

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only ONE a day?

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I can't believe you were that interested that you'd figure it out. That says something about you, too.

Hmm...


BassB'--

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you should!

this thread is hilarious!

Did you pick up any pointers, Def?

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I don't need any honey

Just pay for hookers. It's cheaper in the long run, with the gneral benefit that I assume most of you are seeking, without the drawbacks of long term relationships.

If you are seeking companionship instead, then that is a different story, but lets face it, you are all horny nerds, that is why you spend all your time posting on this site. Especially Transient.

I agree with BoC and it's a common fact that most metalheads are ugly long haired nerds

On another note, going to the hookers is legal here. I haven't done it though, I don't have to pay for it.. and to me it just doesn't seem right, paying a chick to fuck you?
then you must be pretty hopeless... and ofcourse there's no real love involved there.

Then again there's sex tourist and shit, I understand them, they just go around the world and fuck everything they can, they're just perverts. There's complete trips beeing organised to fuck teens in Thailand and crap, that's just fucking sick. 'buy now, the catch-an-std-trip to Thailand, just 159 dollar!!!'

Hmph! I'm an ugly long-haired nerd that can't get laid? I must have done something right for the ole guy to remarry me after all those years.

Yeah, Def, there's a lot of sick people in the world. A lot of poor people in the world and some people that don't have a choice if they want to survive. It's pitiful, really.

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[QUOTE=L,B'XXX]Hmph! I'm an ugly long-haired nerd that can't get laid?
Are you talking about transient again Dam

Sounds more like you, fox'.




I didn't say Ralphie. There is a really cute Ralphie bobblehead in the latest "What on Earth" catalog with Yoda dressed as Santa on the cover.

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haha i take it you've seemn boc's pic?>

To the OP:
I've noticed you always say "wemon". Is that perhaps because switching the vowels makes the word 1 letter shy of "demon" and you fanatically hate women or are you just dyxlesic?

PS. thanks for trying to get me a date, but I think a shower a shit and a shave would work better than some cheesy book. I mean if Mr. Know-It-All "author" dude had all the answers, surely he'd be out boning fine assed ladies all day instead of writing a book?

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[QUOTE=L,B'XXX]Sounds more like you, fox'.

Not quite , my problem , I need to toss some of these gals aside.
Any one can get laid .

Talk to 100 girls ,99 might say fuck off but the law of averages say at least one will say wow ok .

Whereas is the problem is its much harder to find a lady that ,you want to keep around , some you can hang out with , be a companion as well as a lover.
Getting laid is the easy part .

Oh, I know! How well I know! You've got more loves than Helen Trent!
Well, at least you're a little bit smarter than Dreyfuss.

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Whose that Oh its miss Oyl as in Olive Oyl
I wish I had Dreyfus's money u silly lil LB

That would be physically impossible seeing as how there is no condom in the world that can prevent the spread of genital warts(which eventually could turn into cancer on females) which would mean that you would whether you like it or not you would probably be responsable for someone's being diagnosed with cancer.
...The More You Know!

Words of wisdom

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back at ya

dude, WHAT is your avatar

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didnt have a license up untill a few weeks ago, so now i can and have been dating more

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Looks like a diseased nipple to me.

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Yeah, it is hard picking up hookers on a skateboard....

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Its a severed digit.

This seems like a good post for me to up my post count. Haha, anyways, I don't you guys should be so hard on him, I mean, it doesn't seem like its really spam because the links don't have referal url's from what I can see, but oh well, still seems like bullshit to me.

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No ones really bashing him cause they think its spam, its just a pretty damn retarded thing to make a thread about.

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i dont know what "OP" is but, i think you are talking to me because of the "wemon" bit. as i mentioned before i am a tad dyslexic. not serious or anything but all through school i have always switched letters in certain words. i hate some people on this forum, but overall, i like it alright. i pretty much stay away from here now due to the comments in this very thread. like i said before, i posted it in hopes of helping someone, and maybe getting a story of success, but nothing quite like that happened. instead, i got a bunch of assholes who seemed to somewhat be bragging about their current situation with this matter. saying they needed no help, implying that they were doing wonderful on their own, when in fact i believe they are probably quite poor in the matter. i dont give much of a fuck about the whole thing, but the initial purpose was to help. and i think the author of the book(s) meant well, as i, and he wants to share his tips with anyone willing to listen.

hey looks like he came back

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it isnt always bad around here.

This one? These? Or these?

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meh, i like it here. 'cept rapture.

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eh?

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You've never heard of fingers being referred to as digits?

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gee , I guess they don't teach that in School

He's from Texas. You know how that goes.

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Fuck the both of you. Fuck Ohio, and fuck New York, you guys speak with the dumbest accent in the world.

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[sarcasm] They only teach information in schools, god forbid they teach common sense to kids.[/sarcasm] Yea, if only they taught common sense to kids at school maybe we wouldn't have so many kids die in weird accidents.

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Yeah, schools today are crap.



oh I see it now.

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I bet ya he voted for Dubya too

I'm not even registered.

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DAMMIT! PARENTS are supposed to teach common sense to kids, not schools!!! Provided a kid has a parents parent, legal guardian, or whatever. Schools, last I knew, were for increasing one's knowledge towards success in their future. If people who didn't care about children's futures would keep their pants on there wouldn't be so many disruptive assheads in the schools ruining it for the ones that are there to learn! Teachers aren't supposed to teach manners and respect and they shouldn't have to.


powers' I still think you're the bee's knees.

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And your proud of that , Get out and Vote boy , Men have died on the battlefields across the globe so people like you could vote, Now go do your civic duty son

Yah, powers...you could have stopped George Bush going to War!!

I'm not registered either...I will for the next election...but I mean, even Canadians don't give a fuck about Canadian politics!!

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What I really want to know is, HAS ANYONE DOUBLED THEIR DATING YET???

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the other day I doubled my brandy and coke then x20'd them and past out on some woman (most action ive gotten in ages). that count?

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by the way, as far as this whole thread is concerned, i was not defending the dating site or anything concerning it in any of my posts. the only reason i gave such fuss was due to the amount of asshole replies. its not like i helped write or create these dating tips, and i really dont care about them as much as it may have seemed that i did. in fact, i dont give much of a fuck about them, but i argued my side the way i did because i couldnt believe the responses i was getting. i actually dont believe/give a fuck about it any more than all of you. but if you could understand, i wasnt arguing the side of the site, but rather, myself. because i couldnt believe the reactions of some of you. maybe this will make sense

yeah yeah ok, now someone just lock this before some new fucking war starts.

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bla bla bla no need to get so emotional about it, if you wanted to come back you could've done it quitely without posting again in this thread. And if just came back here to post that reply, that just further proves the point that you are an whiney over-defensive emo.

Welcome back cunt.

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hah, that post up there of mine, i think i made it yesterday, and i was drunk on rum. thats pretty stupid. i said i wasnt defending the site or tips, hah, i guess i meant that it wasnt my real intentions to do that. like you said "bla bla bla". anyway, i am over defensive/emotional waaay to much. i know it. its a flaw. ok, i too believe this thread should be locked, if not deleted. but i wouldnt think that would happen. ...your post counts would go down

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We can't delete this. It's too beautiful. You were so special.

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