i really cant remember how i found this stuff, but i did and it actually helped!!! its just some really good information on how to talk to/get with wemon. read, and try for yourself. im not sure if you automatically get emails once you enter on that first page, but TRUST ME, the emails are the best part. they are "success stories" of guys who try these "techniques" and it is great. Ive even experimented myself, and it has changed everything! i wouldnt share this if i didnt find it surprisingly helpful. so read, and maybe youll get the results so many others, apparently, have.http://www.doubleyourdating.com/google/

haha, i feel like a fucking spamming piece of shit, but trust me, im just trying to share something i feel lucky to have found. good luck!

Psh...I don't need help.....

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How gay.

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+1 fag

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What?! you dont know what your missing. I now know by experiece that this shit helps. and in fact, its quite the opposite of "gay" if its helping men get attractive wemon.

I don't need help from the internet for women, I'll just rely on myself.

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what the fuck is wrong with you assholes. i posted this to help some of you. i thought you might find it useful. fuck you dickheads.

Me either. Seriously, a guy my mom introduced me to today looked at me, took my hand, and asked if I was married! I did look damn fine though since I'd just gotten out of CHURCH, and was kind of dressed up hair down, and a little makeup I told him I am married and today was my first anniversary. He told mom he was hoping to be her favorite son-in-law. I told him next time maybe. Then i told him who I'm married to and he didn't believe it. He's known my husband a long time.

Hey, I'm just gorgeous all the way around. I can't help it!

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Just because you need help getting women doesn't mean we do.

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how can you be such a dick about this, you dont have to "need help" to use some good information. its fucking good advice, and no matter how "good" you are at getting wemon, it just helps.

Not to be dissing you or anyone else specifically, but mostly just the male population. You guys can land girls just fine, but it's the stuff afterwards that really needs mega work sometimes. Most guys don't have a clue!!! That's what you need volumes about.

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Maybe that is because you are!

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I am naturally a dick.

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Confidence, charisma, compassion, empathy, humility, and humor are all triggers to getting noticed.

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oh yeah, i have a friend who hasnt had a date in 2 years, i shared some of this stuff with him and he is now talking to a decent girl who i find attractive.

and fuck you too. so sharing a band around here isnt spamming, but sharing a little advice is?

Talking to an attractive girl he met on the internet? I'm not down on net relationships, but I'm real curious as to what transpired.

And what you said is the initial thing. What's going on 6 months later? 2 years later?

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Yes, you should realise by now that this place is full of eletist, hypicritical cunts.

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A little bit of marijuana is all I need to get an attractive woman, believe it or not.

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WHAT?! he met her at a grocery store. "double your dating" is a book/dvd that gives you typical situations men confront with wemon. it tells you what you should avoid doing as to not scare them away. as confident as most of you guys are, you are probably doing plenty of wrong things, thus turning some of the girls youd like to get to know away.

Rufies all the way!

Or a shovel.

Oh, and timedragon, I am fairly certain that refreing to women as wemon is not particuarly apreciated. Im sure that somewhere in your advice thing is something saying "remember important shit like names". Well, correctly remembering the gender is a good step in the right direction.

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What are "rufies"?

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it explains that in the book/emails. see, the initial conversation is a lot more important than many people realize. that is when a girl sizes you up and decides wether or not she likes your personality. if you start of wrong and she doesnt like you from the beginning, your chances are very slim. she wont have time to like you if you make a bad impression in the beggining. this is not bullshit. like i said, i have witnessed, first hand, what many men are doing wrong.

It's true, it works! Try it for yourself, but don't do it if your a first time user.

That's why I questioned you. I wasn't sure of the where's or how's? I suppose some guys do need some pointers. A lot of ladies do to.

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Date rape drugs.

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It's like that in job interviews and business deals, too. But does that not go back to some of the very things I said?

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yes, they do. and i cant believe this shit i have got from trying to HELP! its rediculous. well, outside of all these bullshit comments ive recieved, i still hope someone swallows their pride and actually finds this information useful.

Oh, you know how these guys are. They like to belittle and antagonize. There'll probably 40 of them scoping it out from a hidden or guest mode. then they'll go to the mall, hang out at the food court, and try it out.

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why would they have to do that? its on a different site and MT cant see what theyre looking on beyond its own server

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I learn something new everyday. No, I was just thinking that if they were on this particular thread for a lengthy amount of time and there are spies that like to pay attention to how long people are on a particular thread whether they're posting or not --like the boob thread!--so that's what I was thinking of.

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ah, damn some people really dont have fucking lives huh

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I just went to your profile and it said you were looking at this thread.

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well i gotta come in here to post now dont i

well, im signing off now. but like i said, all of you swallow your fucking pride and learn something. it doesnt hurt to try new things. especially if you havnt had a date in months. or the last pretty girl you talked to wasnt into you. she very well could have been if you hadnt given her a bad first impression. if any of you should actually benefit from all of this, you neednt share it here, for the sake of your ego anyway.

I get chicks all the time, I have it down to an art. My main strategy is driving by preschools when they're on recess and start handing out candy. You'd be suprised at how many hot chicks will get in my car!

Hey timedragon,


I'm not fucked up about it, I'm interested in reading this information. I went through the site, but didn't find the information. Trying to 'download the trial' wanted credit card information. Do you have double your dating information saved on your comp? Be willing to post it?

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TIMEDRAGON


MITHOTYN >>>>> WOMEN

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"Hey sweetie, I'll put the gun down when you get in the back of that van right there." My favorite pickup line...

Anyway, I guess someone should thank you for attempting to help those who can't get women for shit. I haven't had problems, and I'm not looking anymore, but I think just finding your own groove is the best thing to do, as opposed to using a bunch of methods from others. Perhaps those who are despised for who they are shouldn't procreate...

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Where do I get one of these 'womens'?

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I find Rohypnol works, either that or get a job in a mortuary, there's not much difference apart from body temperature!

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dating advice is lame. i'm listening to depraved.

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wally? Are you posting under 2 names? That sure sounds like something my kid would say. lol

wally, you've got twinkly eyes like your mom so you have an advantage. nh' you have cool hair. There's fascination in some visuals that don't mean flashing wemons. heehee

Why isn't it spelled like that when it sounds like that??

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The problem with dating advice is that it generally relies on you pretending to be someone you're not. Yes, it might get you a shag, which is fine if that's all you're looking for, but I doubt these 'techniques' will result in lasting relationships.
I have always been more interested in women who can see through that kind of thing anyway.

On the other hand, it could get your foot in the door.

I know a guy who uses all these techniques. All sorts of chat up lines, body language, he even memorizes (or at least claims to) the more popular womens perfumes, so he can initiate a conversation by correctly guessing a girl's perfume. If you ask me, he's painfully insecure about himself. He gets laid now and then (which he proudly broadcasts to anyone who may or may not care). I've never seen him with the same girl for more than one night.

I have never bothered with any of these magical ways of getting women to go for me, and I am now in a long term relationship.

Just depends what you're looking for really, a quick fuck or a girlfriend.

i read some of the samples on the site. It does seem to make sense. It's more some pointers how to read certain signs coming on to you, etc.
It's more an look into the psychology of dating than an guide, if you will.

even tough i don't need advice a.t.m, thanks annyway timedragon. I don't think you deserved so much flak for posting the link.
But next time, make your post a little less spammy aye?

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I had a relationship that started on the net, she lived in Bristol, on the otherside of the country... lasted for nearly 2 years.

Yea, you wanted to know that

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http://www.robrob8.com/dating-seduc...ecret-files.htm

sorry that first link wasnt too helpful. this link has a part at the bottom of the page that you can sign up for the newsletter on, which are the emails i was talking about. they are very informative emails. and they arnt like annoying spam at all. that page also has a little info itself.





yeah, it was a bit spammy

but i did overreact to the comments, im not sure why. i was a little buzzed and a little angry at the time, i guess. my poor mom catches horrible anger from me . anyway, your description of these dating tips is right.

So anyone else here who is interested, go to the link above and get on the newsletter. you get a couple of emails a week, and thats it. its pretty cool actually.

Aww, try to be more civil with your mom. I know how the anger issue goes. I had my own when I was young and it took me a long time to friends with her really. Same thing with others in my family, but now they're deceased and I have some regrets about the way I was sometimes. Hopefully some you'll outgrow, but if you have a mom who loves you that's what matters. I knew that, but it was really hard to show it because of all the fighting I did with her.

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Dating tips has got to be the silliest thing ive ever heard. Weve had women for how long? Getting them in the sack is no hard task, all you do is have one sit next to you at your house when nobody is home and then BUST out your wang. The results are glorious.

I still fight with my mom sometimes...I"LL KICK YOUR ASS, WOMAN!!!

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Ooo a lighthouse You're a big pain in my butt, ya snot nosed little wimp. That's okay. I like your brother better.

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Ha, I had sex with an internet friend. Before the day we met face to face, we only knew each other from myspace.


Once, I forgot who, I growled the lyrics to "fucked with a Knife" to some chick. She had no idea what I was saying!!!

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Those are simple Jedi mind tricks that only work on simpletons.
Wait! Those are the type of chicks guys like hooking up with.....nevermind.

My GOOD son is engaged to a girl he met on the net at one of his gaming sites quite a few years ago. They've known each other in person for a couple years and she's great. She's just as ornery as him and they're so cute together. They seem perfect for each other.

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No I'm not.

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not really. they are ways to initiate conversations and help with the confidence most guys dont have. maybe with some girls you dont have to be confident and funny when you first meet, but you dont know till its too late.

Step one - Buy a guitar

Step two - Practise, resulting in getting good

Step three - Get poon



Now that is fucking foolproof help that someone can actually use.

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if annybody is intrested, i found the pdf file somewhere

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I looked at the website and decided: Man this looks like Bull shit, but if it has worked for you great!

good luck in meeting more women in the future,

but I don't need this!

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Yeah, the dating advice is simply put there for people that never got poon. I suppose that site is giving you the same advice that our forefathers and others have used for years. How you give a chick a bad impression is beyond me, that proves even more that you probably were never playing it smart. In fact, my current girlfriend, i hardly had to make an impression, i just saw her and BAM, busted out my wang and you know the rest.

she gave you herpes?

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I was told by someone that's they're amazed I don't have sex with a different girl everyday, because I'm good at guitar and vocals.


....Jesus, last night I was able to sing along with the chorus to Run to the Hills without falsetto.

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Hahah

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hah, seriously anyone who is hopeless enough to buy this is pretty pathetic...

face it, just be yourself and see what happens, for fuck's sake, it allways works for me. This is just a fucking scam to buy some books full of stuff you allready know. Maybe you don't control every single thing to be the perfect chick magnet, however that's not the point. Be yourself, only then you'll know if she'll really appreciate you for yourself and not some figure out of a book that you're trying to display. Smart girls see right through that anyway!

This kinda shit pissed me off, that guy is making serious money out of ugly mofo's who can't get laid, it's that simple. There is no such thing as beeing 'bad with woman' you're just beeing your fucking self. sure, it may just takes ages before you meet someone you'll spend the rest of your life with, but that's all part of the deal.

I feel like Dr. Phil now.

Well, I know if I went by the advice or actions that my friends subscribed to back in school I would have gone threw guys like socks instead of sticking to my own principals and following my own drummer. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and its just a fact that some people need a little reassurance in the relationship department.
I told someone tonight that has a webcam I saw him on for the first time that his photos didn't do him justice. I told him he must be a dork because he's not that bad looking . I can talk to him like that though. We have an understanding. lol

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Wrote something about this once.

There's nothing like confidence. So you got 'a system'? Faux-self confidence. You'll blow into a conversation like Katrina because you'll think Captain Happy Slappy's Fuckability Techniques will be the shortcut to some poor sappy woman's cooch. Confidence is the absolute be-and-end all of meeting people.

I've read many similar things (I have the internet, I get bored) - how to succeed, make people like you, love you or sexually pillage you - and can't remember any advice that was worth a pinch of horseshit. I've never heard of this though. Be curious to read it.

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step 2½ - Grow long...untamed hair
Then try for step 3.

youre all stupid for getting so bent out of shape! timedragons just trying to spread the love

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Well, damn, mine is quite untamed...

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ive always hated your comments, and this time youre talking to me. listen asshole, the advice given by the author talks a lot about cofidence. it doesnt give you "shortcuts" to anything. it explains how beautiful wemon hear the same bullshit from guys all the time, and how they dont go for it. its not a bunch of pick up lines to try out or some bullshit like that.

Heres a fucking exerpt from the newsletter. its a guy who is leaving a comment after reading some of the material. i think its a pretty good example.

A few months ago I was introduced to this really
hot lady and I said all the "nice to meet you"
stuff to and she seemed to be annoyed at my
existence. Well I crawled away in disgrace and was
told she had no interest in me. Read some of your
stuff and ran into her a few weeks later and
started talking your language to her. I mentioned
to her that I might have taken an interest if she
exercised once and a while and picked up some
fashion tips. Well, that worked especially well
because she is a health and beauty pro to boot. I
kept it up and no kidding, SHE asked me out!

And by the way, I kept it up on our date and she
couldn't leave me alone, Amazing.

R.D. in CA.

her first impression was bad because he acted like a shy/nice guy, which many girls apparently arnt too attracted too. it makes you look weak and easy to control. there are tons of real examples like these.

you wouldnt have had time to figure that out though, your fingers are faster than your brain.

fucking rediculous huh.

God damn it. If you want to meet people of the opposite sex timedragon, give them the fucking credit they deserve.

It's spelled women.

People who look that shit up have no confidence. You, obviously, have none--because you made this thread. The rest of us are in pretty good shape because we don't really care about idiots who don't know how to act like gentlemen. You know what you need?? You need to go to your mother and ask her to teach you some basics, because she obviously didn't when you were growing. Good mothers know. If you are depraved or ashamed to ask her, ask lbxxx because internet can be anonymous. She can give you all the pointers you need.

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funny how you guys start throwing around remarks to bring me down when the only reason i posted this stuff is cause i thought it could make someones life better. if you dont want to give it a chance, and think its stupid, just say no thanks, and quietly piss off.

and Powers, that last bit wasnt cool.

so what if i dont great life full of happines and love. i cant believe i still visit this forum. you guys are stressing confidence, then in the same post drag mine down to the fucking ground. maybe if i had had more confidence when posting the thread . excuse my misspealing of women, im dyslexic.

To hell with metaltabs.

double your pleasure fuck twins

The thing you quoted said --"I mentioned to her that I might have taken an interest if she exercised once and a while and picked up some fashion tips."

Honey, if a guy said something like that to me when we were just barely acquaintences I'd have told him that he should "grow one" and walked away. I'm all for joking around and being playfully rude, but if that wasn't the context it was done in that would be a major turn-off. That would be like me telling a guy that if he grew taller and got some hair plugs I might have given him a second thought.

fox' --I bet you loved those beer signs with the twins in them a few years ago. heehee

powers'-- That was nice of you to say about me, but I'm only one opinion. And not all kids have open discussions with their parents even though they are good parents. I was like that.

timedragon-- You can only let someone put you down if you allow them to control you. I learned that from Al-Anon about 10 years back and I wish I'd known that 100 years ago. You're also dwelling on the negative comments and not realizing that there are a few positive ones in the mix. Those are the ones to think about. People are very prone to strike when they think they're attacked when in reality it's not a battle that needs the energy of fighting.
If you are dyslexic and were serious about that more power to you. It can be rough sometimes.

My sis-in law sent me some funnies yesterday and this was included. I thought I'd share a little insight into women's attraction to men.

"Subject: Fw: Study on Attraction of Men

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive
can differ, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more
prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he's on fire."

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Rest assured, you partially retarded dickshit, that I do not give one tenth of one shit what you think of me or my comments. Sew your spastic frontal lobes back together, buy a Mirriam-Websters and save your E-slaps for someone who actually has a problem with you and your romantic philanthropy.



Someone buy him a fucking ice cream.

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The best advice is just be your self and have the courage to initiate the conversation , Usually a simple hi, will do.
Leave the lame pick up bullshit home.
And remember if you approach 100 girls 99 will tell you to fuck off but even for you loser types there will be one lass who will be interested.
The long and short of it develop a personality and the ladies will approach you.

hahahahahahaha

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Your self esteem was lower than I thought, haha.

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you people realy need to relax.
I kinda expected this thread to turn out this way when I first saw it.. it's kinda a sensitive topic I guess?
Everybody reacts as if THEY are pointed out with having 'dating troubles'.

You people all post as if your having periods.

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and you only found that out right now? jeez.

'many' girls, yeah, so you need to fool them and act like someone you're not? believe me, smart girls will see through it.
I think they're a girl for everyone out there, there's heaps of shy girls, there's heaps of girls who don't go out and there sure are heaps of girls who are fucking retarded! just to name some examples...

I'm serious, maybe some people DO need tips on the subject, that's fine. But I honestly think the guy is just out there to make a buck.
Experience helps more if you ask me. but hey, if this helps you to get in touch with women, that's just fine! whatever turns your clock but I honestly don't think anyone would need this if they just used their healthy mind instead of donating cash to some guy who thinks he knows all about chicks.


Timedragon, don't be such an emofag about it, everyone has an opinion about it and we've got all the right to speak our minds about it.

If you're saying you don't want to read all that, then please do leave, or say something usefull about it. don't take it so personal, allright?

Hahahah .

I actually downloaded this book two years ago (for free, mind you), and it turned out to be a pile of shit. Do this, and do that, stop being yourself, blah blah blah.

Well, well, well. The login information says a particular person who left in a huff is BACK IN MTABS ACTION!

As a token of our appreciation for not going off in a huff forever, here's a site on how to pick up women.

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Hey, thanks, FBS. I have read the entire site, and am gonna go get laid now.

I did, actually read a couple of things on there, there's some decent common sense shit, but most of this stuff you already know. Some of the stuff is fucking dumb though.

Here's a sample pickup line. If this doesn't get one laid, I don't think anything will.
"You have good atmosphere."

Priceless.

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Ahahaha, this thread should be stickied.

I don't think i need this i got a pretty steady girlfriend right now so it's not a problem getting some tits n ass.

Ok, all you need to do is get a girl drunk and act cool...there...I should write a book.

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Well actually my girl is being kindof annoying now she just doesn't seem to wanna talk to me, now's the time where i go out and fuck random slutty bitches.

And as for her:









A BIG FUCK YOU!!!!!

I like slutty bitchs

Yeah me too

Go out for a and some slut fucking

Timedragon, come back. We love you

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Yeah sluts are kewl eheheh

Naw I really hate sluts...I really do....for example, there is a girl who is obsessed with me...and she has GENITAL WARTS!!
(no joke...her best friend who i've known for years told me...they showered together before)

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thats disgusting...make sure to stay at bargepole length away from her

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haha yes for sure...Sluts are Great, Until you get Herpes!

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and genital warts.


Not me. A kid I know. 2 different girls in a month's time.

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wow! can you tell the future? how do you know it'll be in a months time?

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So remember boys and girls, remember to have hot, filthy, dirty sex with the lights on so you can see the blisters before you taste them!!

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oh my god that is the most disgusting thing i've heard for a long time

im now gonna have to keep the light on! luckily my current girl is amazing and not a sick fuck with a pussy like a warzone.

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