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Sorry, I just had to post her thoughts on our much beloved metal bands. I love how she just looks at things and jumps to conclusions like a good christian should.
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God Forbid (the name alone indicates a hatred for christianity)
Immolation (the name is disturbing)
Lord Gore (there is a picture of women pleasuring each other, this is beyond filth)
Venom (the devil's face is glorified on the cover)
Repulsion (the devil's face is also beign glorified on the cover)
Agalloch (I don't know what the name Agalloch so I would be surprised if it was a satanic verse)
Immortal (this seems to be another band that has Marilyn Manson, the name of the album is "Sons of Northren Darkness", is is sickening)
Mr. Bungle (the name is pornographic)
Frightmare (the Cd depicts a woman murdered by a satanist)
Between the Buried and Me (I do not like how the name disrespcts the dead)
Ghoul (the cover depicts three demons covered in blood, I threw this in my garbage instantly)
Children of Bodom (I assume Bodom is another name for Satan. Why not "Children of God?")
Nile (there was a picture of a snake, it is glorifying the serpent/devil that made Adam and Eve eat the apple that doomed the world)
As I lay Dying (the album cover depicts a vile demon and the name reflects our death obsessed society)
Slayer (I could not believe the blatant blasphemy the album cover had)
Impaled (the cover depicts a toilet with pooh, why is it that today's youth is worshipping feces instead of God?)
Mayhem (the logo of the band appears to have inverted crosses)
Carcass (see how the world is obsessed with death, no wonder Terri Schiavo was assassinated)
Death (all these Marilyn Manson influenced metal bands keep enjoing death and destruction)
Devourment (there is a dead nude man on the cover, it is homosexual necrophilic pornography at its worth)
Dying Fetus (it is sad how our children today approve of abortion)
Aborted (another pro-death/abortion band)
Morbid Angel (I was outraged by the name, this is pure blasphemy)
Iced Earth (Satan is being pornographic on the cover, it's sickening)
Rigor Mortis (more praise for dead bodies in our death-obsessed culture)
Blood Freak (all our children want to do these days is kill and make people bleed)
Necro (it depicts satan wearing a skull mask)
Bloodbath (yet again, more blood and murder)
Exhumed (I'm getting sick and tired of death being praised)
Godflesh (the name is disgusting, God's flesh is sacred and should not be spoken about)
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I just found this under her, "I not Judgmental" rant.
"These faithless people are a true danger to our society. Again, these are the people that embrace rape and murder for no real reason. Just look at the looting scum in New Orleans, why don't they jsut pray for food isntead of stealing it, I'll tell you why, because they're atheists and don't know how to pray."
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"Godflesh (the name is disgusting, God's flesh is sacred and should not be spoken about)"
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I see those fish on cars with people driving them like complete fucktards...
When did God get a fish anyway? I never read that shit anywhere in the Bible or is that some nu-Chirstian made up bull shit?
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She's a tard...
A majority people in US prisons claim Jesus or Christianity.
FBI pedophile profiles show 92% of admitted child molestors consider themselves "good christians"
That's the problem....a religion that forgives anything.....is shallow and weak and it's no surprise it's extremists are shallow and weak too.
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I see those fish on cars with people driving them like complete fucktards...
When did God get a fish anyway? I never read that shit anywhere in the Bible or is that some nu-Chirstian made up bull shit?
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To: www.haywired.com
This is a petition to remove the page at the address "http://www.haywired.com/goldchrist/" . The site is an extremist site which is not only hateful towards homosexuals and non-christians but also slanderous towards movies, television, comics, and other websites.
The site also offers extremist views such as "christianizing the world" and responds to any email or comment to the site that is not in 100% agreement and praise in a damning fashion(Accusing the writers of doing the devils work and saying they are on
the path to hell).
The site also would have the potential to cause a blacklash towards regular christians who do not hold the same extremist views as the writer on the site.
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The "Isthmus" fish has a very speckled story. A few mainstream symbologists claim that it was the Roman church's efforts to overthrow the astrological symbol of Pisces. Christians say of course, that it was an esoteric symbol used to identify other christians. You have as many different opinions as you do questions.
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The "Isthmus" fish has a very speckled story. A few mainstream symbologists claim that it was the Roman church's efforts to overthrow the astrological symbol of Pisces. Christians say of course, that it was an esoteric symbol used to identify other christians. You have as many different opinions as you do questions.
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19. GOD. Comment: I want that soul back Cathy.....I'm going to make 2 more Chinese girls for people to adopt....
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Though, looking at her picture I wouldn't be suprised if any kids she planned to have are still in there.
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Jesus Christ, how many people must be banned before we learn!?!?
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Fuckin' hell
Jesus looked like a hick-hippy cross over, put that arguement to her. Join her forum too, I don't think she has the mental capacity to know how to ban people from there without making a petition.
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Oh, I'm joining her forum, just you wait and see  I'm going to slowly destroy this fantasy extreme Christian idealism from the inside out, like Satan himself. This post will be the only link to my doings there so I'm not without heart. Lets just see if she really reads enough here to know to band me there. Don't blow my cover. I'll keep you posted.
*Goes under cover*
Edit: Actually, now that I'm in and reading, this lady has some serious mental health problems. This web site is just a stepping stone from one problem behavior to the next, I've seen it before. I think she is trying to deal with some serious guilt issues, imo. None the less, her view on the world is very wrong and far beyond what a sane Christian might ever hope to understand. This is her world, not the christian veiw of the world, but people with mental disorders sometime resort to religion for security. This can be dangerious because, depending on how you believe in the Word of God, people that become fixated on religion will reationalize any action or behavior for the sake of religion; sometimes with very chismatic and desastrous results. It has happened with people in the past and this lady is going through it right now. She needs professional help.
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Ah, so all you guys have discovered the joys of Cathy too? My oh my is she popular.
EDIT: Seems as though I can't get onto her site anymore.... maybe the petition worked???
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Dude, soul is right. This woman has some serious problems. After joking around on the board - (with some insightful posts) - I read some more of the stuff she has written and she does seem to have some deep-seated problems coping with modern society and the commercialism of the world. I can't understand her goals in trying to find satan in every media form.
I really really do hope this is just some bored kid and not an actual state of this Cathy Agnus' mind.
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I do believe this site is serious, and that the person writing all this shit, Cathy, is serious as well, as far as her crazy little mind believes. She actually has a very distorted view on the world right now. VERY DISTORTED! Why I don't know but people have tried to reason with her but nothing comes from her accept, EVIL ONES MUST AND WILL DIE, and for her that means just about everyone that doesn't agree with her 100% or those that farther add to her evidence against those that need to be punished. WTF is that about?
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"Children of Bodom (I assume Bodom is another name for Satan. Why not "Children of God?")"
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See responce to Godfish, bro. Doesn't matter to her anyway cause it's all influenced by Marilyn Manson, including Black Sabbath and Death. Just ask her.
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Hahahaha I'm gonna have fun with this.Whoever "Baronvonbadguy" is is the shit.I'm assuming its Soulinsane.
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"Immortal (this seems to be another band that has Marilyn Manson, the name of the album is "Sons of Northren Darkness", is is sickening)"
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Haha I signed up to her forum. Nevsky be my name.
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Well folks your missing the point . The bitch feels all this wrath for one reason and one reason only, She never got the dick . I mean looking at her her fat lard ass , its easy to see. she feels angry .im sure as a kid she never got the dick and im sure as hell sure she certaintly dont get the dick now.
I think one of you brave metal dudes should give her a taste of the dick and she wont be so uptight and will be more open to ideas other than her own
I say give her the dick and she will be ok.
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Dude. Fuck this. This is some metal head who is bored out of his fucking mind, i would not be suprised if they frequent this or one of the bands listed forums.
There is no way on earth someone can be like this.
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Haha it could be a joke, but I'm still having fun on the forums. Oh and yes Sars, I am taking the piss. If she is real, I want to make her feel like she has a e-buddy and then crush her hopes at the last moment. Hahaha.
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"As an european citizen (Netherlands) i ws highly shocked about this website, in my country such a website which spreads forth such hate against homosexuals and endanger the freedom of speech would NEVER be approved and shut down in a matter of days, sincerely, Wigger Bosgraaf, Kollum, Netherlands"
This person is a man after Cathy's own heart. Freedom through repression!
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why are you guys trolling an obscure christian site? who cares, if anything you'll bolster thier paranoid, conspiratorial feelings of importance
christiany is all about being persecuted, being under attack, you guys know the deal. you give them shit and it feeds the ethos, this lady is the type of person who wants to be fed to the lions, wants a validation of an actual struggle, want to at least know that her little site is important enough to be given shit about
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join with me now.
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WHEN (S)HE RELVEALS HIMSELF
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Haha it could be a joke, but I'm still having fun on the forums. Oh and yes Sars, I am taking the piss. If she is real, I want to make her feel like she has a e-buddy and then crush her hopes at the last moment. Hahaha.
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2005-09-10, 21:55
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Meh, I don't care. It soon got boring and I have better things to do.
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This is probably a joke, but I do know people like this in real life ( I live in Louisiana, mind you ), so I'm actually ready to believe this is an actual xtian.
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2005-09-10, 22:22
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I take it they haven't seen the cover for 'None So Vile' yet.
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2005-09-10, 22:48
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what would she say if someone showed her that site on convincing a christian to anal?
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Hahaha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
This is my band's page
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I am a tax on the world..
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why are you guys trolling an obscure christian site? who cares, if anything you'll bolster thier paranoid, conspiratorial feelings of importance
christiany is all about being persecuted, being under attack, you guys know the deal. you give them shit and it feeds the ethos, this lady is the type of person who wants to be fed to the lions, wants a validation of an actual struggle, want to at least know that her little site is important enough to be given shit about
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And if we quit bitching and sending "sinmails" (god that's not even a real fucking word), her christianity will expand.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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2005-09-11, 02:28
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And if we quit bitching and sending "sinmails" (god that's not even a real fucking word), her christianity will expand.
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I doubt that dude, she is too much of a crazy hobo with a home for any message to expand.
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Bah, i'm having a ball trolling, Look out for electricSexBeanie and his buddy Satan
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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Holy fuck, i just saw the picture of kirby blowing jesus.
I think i laughed so hard that i just stopped. i broke a funny fuse.
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i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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2005-09-11, 03:09
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I think i laughed so hard that i just stopped. i broke a funny fuse.
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I think I have too, but in the Stan and Kyle sense of the word.
If this is a real person, then we are kind of destroying whatever shred of sanity she had left. But then again, if it isn't a real person....then all this humour and piss taking has been for nothing. Dang, what a pickle.
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I'm LAMBOLA on there.....hahahaha
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2005-09-11, 03:14
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Thats right sars! theres nothing bad that could possibly happen! and cathys on too!
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i read some of her articles. shes so far out about the devil, shes wrapped soooo tight about her faith that average christians, even evangelicists probably wont see shit eye to eye. this lady smokes crack thru jesus. and she probably will attract the same lot, which i wouldnt really call expansion, more like a huddle.
religion,political stances,ideologies,etc:some people get into it and take it way too far.then live in a world so narrowly defined, holding society, people at such a impossible standard that they alienate everyone they encounter, even people who into the same stuff. then are more than happy to endlessly bitch when someone calls them on thier shit, its what i like to call "marytr mode". lets poorly define a problem then apply the self-brainwashed mantra thats more of a product of being neurotic,paranoid, and unable to cope with reality than a reasonable criticism based on religious ideals. shes like the varg of christianity
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I could'nt stop laughing while I read what some kid wrote to her:
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...I didn't think your god liked fat, lazy, disgusting sows such as you.
Your fat a*s won't even be able to fit thru the pearly gates. For f*ck's
sake, you are so big you would be considered a planet,by NASA!
Has your jumbo a*s ever heard of a diet?
I would say look in a mirror but I doubt you could find one wide enough.
Quit sucking down the twinkies lady.
You are probably a man hater too. Upset because no one wants your fat,
lazy, ugly, psychotic a*s. I bet not even a ni*ger or wet*ack would want
you and those pieces of sh*t will fuck anything.
Fat face, nasty hair, quadruple chins, saggy tits, gigantic ass, and I
bet your cunt smells like an anchovie's a*shole.
I bet you finger f*ck that mangy mutt of yours too, and then suck the
finger clean.
Do you molest children too? Isn't that what christians do? I haven't
seen you condemn catholic priest for molesting boys. That makes them
sinners, and F*GS! F*cking c*nt bi*ch!
So you're upset about Terri Vegetable Shaivo? Big deal. I think it's
funny. I'm glad she suffered. She was an ugly whore! I bet the hospital
staff took turns f*cking her dried up p*ssy, fucked her in the a*s,
fingered her, jacked off in her mouth and on her face. I hope they
p*ssed in her mouth and rubbed sh*t on her.
I also am glad to hear your retarded, monkey faced cousin died. I hope
he suffered. I hope it was painful. I hope he was as*raped in the
mortuary. Why were you sad? Did he used to f*ck you? Isn't that what
inbred white trash do, f*ck your relatives? When I saw his picture, I
started laughing. What a gay looking piece of sh*t. What a pathetic
looking moron. I bet he gave rimjobs to homeless n*ggers and licked
their balls clean.
I hope I find out where the lousypieceof sh*t is buried so I can tell
all satanic friends. They will be glad to dig him up, cut himopen, skull-fuck
him, cut off his tiny c*ck and shove it up his own a*s, piss on the
corpse, and leave it out to rot. I hope the maggots and worms are
feasting well on his rotting corpse, just like they are doing on Terri,
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2005-09-11, 07:13
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But that would make such a horrible mess!! 
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible |
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Thats the ideal. I will become a mod then I will ban Cathy and make every Metaltab member a mod there.
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hehe, it can be metaltabs' sister site
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible |
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I'm actually going to take a picture of my little girl wearing my Slayer shirt and e-mail it to her. She might just fall off of her throne, land on her poor dog, and break her fat Nazi leg.
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After long and careful consideration, I still can't decide if this site is real or not. My well honed Internet Bullshit Detector is going off.
1) Cathy Agnus is almost too perfect a headcase.
2) Her list of metal bands is too accurate for comfort. Her nephew has a quite remarkably "metal" taste in music to be related to the chief hosebeast.
3) The following comments:
"I also noticed there were many gangster black people there. You see, God does not approve of rap music. I have heard rap music and it is nothing but people talking about murder and rape as if it is healthy to murder and rape. Thank the Lord that vile gang scum and slut women have been wiped away from their destructive hometown."
* Too deranged. Poor malnourished black people in faded t-shirts covered in oil slick and shit are most likely not 'vile gang scum'.
"Death (all these Marilyn Manson influenced metal bands keep enjoing death and destruction)"
* Deliberately designed to be annoying. I bet this one made you foam at the mouth. Could a comparison more offensive to a metalhead be made?
4) Her picture is too ugly, fat and annoying.
5) Michael Moore and MoveOn.org are up there with all the gore sites. MoveOn? They're about as offensive as the Smurfs.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is an amateur metalhead sociologist having a big laugh at everyone else's expense.
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I'm going along with this one, view my replies.
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2005-09-11, 09:18
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2005-09-11, 09:19
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noooo no, still my usual name
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ha ha i don`t care if this is a joke anymore. This is so funny it`s worth it, even if it`s actually some metal head who are sitting behind a screen laughing at us. The list of bands was a little too impressive though.
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2005-09-11, 09:25
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2) Her list of metal bands is too accurate for comfort. Her nephew has a quite remarkably "metal" taste in music to be related to the chief hosebeast.
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2005-09-11, 09:33
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I got that Jerry dude fooled. I'm going to be a Mod in no time, then everyone is invited and I will make you Mobs so we can ban everyone else.
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2005-09-11, 15:50
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ha ha i don`t care if this is a joke anymore. This is so funny it`s worth it, even if it`s actually some metal head who are sitting behind a screen laughing at us. The list of bands was a little too impressive though.
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2005-09-11, 16:00
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I wouldn't be surprised if this is an amateur metalhead sociologist having a big laugh at everyone else's expense.
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suspicious looks to that comment do arise.......Oo
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2005-09-11, 16:39
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If this is all fake, then why would this person spend so much time on that website, and barley anyone's gonna read it or find it?
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2005-09-11, 16:56
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Those dudes From 40K and AAHC forums are trying to take over the forums right under Metaltabs noses. Get in there and be like Metaltabs everything you see. Make metal threads, Gear threads, Tab threads, Band threads...
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hahahahhaha good idea soul! Lets metalize the bitch`s site |
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2005-09-11, 17:12
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I'm trying to be under cover but I do slam on Slipknot a bit there.
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Metalize, eh? Sounds sexy...
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Others are still claiming they have hijacked the forum. We can not let this happen.
Start a thread with something about it being 9/11 and Metaltabs has offically hijacked and is taking this site on a crash course.
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I'm a member on the site, I just haven't posted yet. You'll guess who I am...
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So its like a bunch of forums fighting over control of it? Damn, this is epic. For metaltabs!!! harharhar!!!
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
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Everyone go to the honest debate! i posted the "christian sex" thing and she replied!!!
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
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