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Kill yourself.

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and hes back again!!

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Not this twat again, one of the worst joke accounts ive ever seen.

The embarassing part is that you couldn't type a 2 word reply without having to edit it, Einstein.

I took out the quote of your gay post in my reply. Fuckin troll.

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Sorry, had to take out the quote of your gay post.








Kill yourself.

hahahaha, will you ever learn

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Who?

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You, just relax, this gooch guy comes by here all the time. You argue too much.

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welcome back goochie i love your threads

for the n00bs this guys a troll who comes back like once every few months to make a few posts about gooches

i have no idea how he continues to sign up...but its hilarious and he usually gets banned after like 2 threads

hes not a real menace, just a goofball

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Yea, your right, i do. Haha

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Never noticed his threads before...... Seems like he really loves gooches though haha

this guy is stupid and his threads are not fucking funny. someone should drill a hole into his gooch.

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Don't listen to him, his late grandma just turned him down when he tried to finger her.

see? this guy's a fucking idiot. go munch the pope's balls.

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Maybe his late gran is more fussy than yours! I've lost count of how many people have defiled her grave.

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See, this guy is a man who should be idolized in the same way that my gooch should be, nay, is idolized. All of you g00ch n00bs should have your balls/cunts covered in naked mole rat jizz and then have a member of the dog family lick it off and then puke that jizz into your mouth.

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Only you could lose count when the final number is zero.

My, your winter evenings must fly by

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hmm someone ban this troll. Again.

You'd have to remove your mouth first.

you pretty much just said you're going to suck the pope.

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I in no way said that. I was saying should the situation arise where I wanted to "munch" on the popes balls, you would have to remove your mouth first. Indicating that you are in the process of "munch"ing his balls.

That's strange because last time I tried to get a taste of your sweet dead gran's tush the casket was so crowded your poor grandpa's cadaver was pushed to one side, not being one to waste an orifice though I used his mouth. I was respectful and removed his teeth first, plus it kinda feels better too, you know gum on foreskin!

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Someone`s wanna bet on how many posts this guy gets before he`s banned? I`ll say around 20
Edit: Chris Rezendes`s on. I`ll guess the guy has made his last post for now then.

That's nothing compared to the theme park like lineup at your grandmas "burial" ground. Of course there were no holes left on such a necrowhore, but we still took dumps on her as she used to adore that when she was only half decomposed.

And so are you.

God to dark usurper: You may want to pay attention, I know it's tempting for you to take a glance at your five year old brother bending over to pick up that pen you "accidentally" dropped.

this guy ain`t really any fun. Please die.

boy all this stuff is gettin me excited...
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cough cough
mm hmm...

I would call you incredibly gay, but it would only encourage you.

I like the fact that you couldn't think of anything quickly or dare I say 'quick witted' enough first time so you had to go back and edit your post.
Yes my gran theme park is open till the end of the summer season but alas there are height restrictions on the ride so I'm afraid you'll not be able to have a go this time. Never mind you will be banned shortly(ho ho get it?) but hey you've got the pope's balls to suck on and if you're really lucky he might return the favour and for that extra special treat he may take his teeth out for that real gum on scrotum sensation you've only ever dreamed of!

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Disliking spammers ain`t really gay man.

I like the fact that you think anything you said has any affect on me. I am typing this response only to tell you what a tool you are for taking even that amount of time to respond to a troll like me. It shows that my job is truly being completed, because of people like you.

No it isn't, but various other acitivites you do are.

Actually no. Well im out of this thread now, i guess i shouldn`t feed the troll

Forced out of a thread by his own inability to generate a comeback. Can't say I'm surprised.

Are you not guilty of the above as you're doing the same thing, using up a lot of your time to reply to my activities in your thread? Has the troll become the trolled? I think so!

What I've said has had an affect on you because your edited post said 'eeew you're gross'

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He doesn't wind me up, I think it's fun to piss with twats like this, maybe we could have a special troll thread where he can go and we can abuse him.......ok maybe not.

Why can you not log a complaint with his Internet Service Provider?

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Nomad might do if he persists - this Gooch cunt's been at it for months with his constant bedaubing of these fine forums. It'd be good to be a fly on the wall when his daddy calls him into the dining room and asks him to explain why they've been booted out from their provider and the rest of the yearly subscription retained.

Seriously, it's no good trying to play with trolls as they don't get wound up.

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What the fuck is a gooch?

Graham Gooch was a Test cricketer for England in the mid-to-late 80's and early 90's. It's also, apparantly, the stretch of skin between your nutsack and your anus. This gooch guy loves to explore down there and get a real feel for it.

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Aaahhh now I get it.

haha fuck yes the gooches are back!

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thread still open?? hmm....well might as well post a meaningless comment.

Keep on goochin' in the free world

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hahahahahahahaha hell blaster im almost in tears


john cmon, if we promise not to get mad at him ,cant we reply to him? admit it, he is the master of all trolls

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Ah damn. He got banned already, Gooch-meister, create a new account so we can relive these fun times!

All we are is gooch in the wind

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ahahahaha oh man you gotta stop

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No, he's still a troll. I'd rather post in threads about bands, etc, than have to deal with losers like him.

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This guy rules

I hope he comes back again, it's always funny

Dear me. And again?

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