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They are seriously the only animals I encounter that freak me out, I'd probably be alot happier with a tiger outside my room, if I had a shotgun handy.
I'd definitely consider this a phobia.
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I fear: Heights and spiders, curiously if fear more small and medium size than tarentula...i cannot explain why...and i live in Quebec, i think there are some Black widow here but im not sure.
dont worry xgrafcorex, i dont kill them all the time i see one, only when my girlfriend see one, she is rly affraid of them.
I fear the heights too, i discover it when i went to C.N Tour!!!
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I fear: Heights and spiders, curiously if fear more small and medium size than tarentula...i cannot explain why...and i live in Quebec, i think there are some Black widow here but im not sure.
dont worry xgrafcorex, i dont kill them all the time i see one, only when my girlfriend see one, she is rly affraid of them.
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I don't really have any phobias. Although, the only bugs I usually kill are earwigs, I hated those since I was a little kid.
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haha yes i was on the glass lollll
well for black widow, im not sure but i think someone told me there was widows here, in Ontario i know there are some
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They are the most disturbing things I encounter every few months or so. Killing them is always a relief.
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These animals are completely harmless. I have no idea why I react this way to them, especially given my comfort with other animals that really bother people.
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I just had one crawling across the wall about 5 inches from my face. scared the shit out of me. Reacting quickly i grabbed the family cat and tossed it by it. Never seen the cat have so much fun. Something that can scare the shit out of me, is a cats favorite toy. Man that helps the ego  |
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I usually see about one per month in my apartment/basement during the warm months. I've already killed six in my apartment so far this year... including two in my bedroom. Goddamn. I saw one in the sink at about 4AM while taking a half-asleep piss and turned on the water. I left the water running for about 30 seconds.
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I read it's pretty rare for them to bite humans in the first place, and ontop of that if you do get bitten, it's probably not too much worse than a bee sting. Although I've never been stung by a bee.
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I'm bringing this thread back to life because I just fucking figured out that I'm cardiophobic. It goddamn sucks. I get tons of unnecessary anxiety about my heart, and imagine pains, and freak out if it beats too fast... which makes it beat faster, of course.
Fortunately I read about how it's becoming more common. Even after a visit to my doctor it persisted, but now I'm reading about how to tone it down. It's all mental, and even though I know that, I can feel the phobia lingering in there.
So... how are the rest of you lot fucked up?
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haha yes i was on the glass lollll
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When someone slices at me with a butcher knife I tremble in my tracks. Guess that is a phobia. My primary phobia is- arachaniphobia. Though I've watched and read that a spider doesn't bite the ground it walks on. So if you encounter a spider and it manages to crawl on you, stand completely still.
I remember in first grade when my teacher said "if you stand still when a bee flys bye you it won't land/sting you". Five minutes later, a bee flew in my shirt and stung me! What a bitch!?
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i used to be uneasy with heights... working on rickity 30 foot ladders all summer painting houses 8 hours a day 5 days a week fixed that.
Used to be afraid of stinger bugs (wasps, bees, whatnot) and then i was stung, it felt like a mosquito bite... so not so bad... i also killed 75 in one day during my painting job. 
spiders no... i got used to them from... PAINTING what do ya know
I dont know, i have no unreasonable fears that i know of. Maybe a fear of awkward moments... ...
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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maybe, but it stills pretty stupid...i mean, if a black man freaks you out, just dont go out...they are everywhere
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Half the shit everyone's posting aren't even real phobias. This is a phobia, if I ever did know one.
Ideas are raging in my head about what might have caused this phobia when she was younger. 8::::::: D
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Did you get molested by Shrek?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Lordsofstorm: LOL, even in quebec we still have little tarantula, big like your palm, and its no jokes, i saw 2 ones in the forest.
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I'm bringing this thread back to life because I just fucking figured out that I'm cardiophobic. It goddamn sucks. I get tons of unnecessary anxiety about my heart, and imagine pains, and freak out if it beats too fast... which makes it beat faster, of course.
Fortunately I read about how it's becoming more common. Even after a visit to my doctor it persisted, but now I'm reading about how to tone it down. It's all mental, and even though I know that, I can feel the phobia lingering in there.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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hahaha OMG i had no idea totally forgot!!! damnit blitz you caight my retardedness 
haha well yea i still kinda have that problem but i'm waaay over it now i hope you're happy to hear
anyways... what's the weirdest fuckin' phobia you guys know of? (and i don't mean go on some website and look it up) But do you know anybody with one? wtf is it like?
basically i "diagnosed myself with cardiophobia and STILL can't sleep at night sometimes because of it, however, I think I've fixed it a lot.
but yea i'll do search next time haha I'm still a n00b
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Haha. Good to hear you're doing better. I still have severe arachnophobia, but I'm not really ashamed of it, as it is one of the most common fears in the world. I don't really know anybody with unusual phobias though. My mum is afraid of moths, which I don't think is too common, but it's not really strange.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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I absolutely hate it when Mosquitoes are flying 1cm in front of your face. Not really scary but I swing my fists around the air then.
I`m scared of having sex with 3-legged horses when it`s thursday and on the weekend 
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I guess you can't ever spend a Thursday/weekend with me and Paddy then... that's all we do!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I don't exactly know the guy, but I have met a person who has an unreasonable, well, I have to call it fear, of unfolded plastic shopping bags. Seriously, if you'd put a hundred plastic bags in front of him he'd be welded on the spot all day, drenched in sweat, working feverishly to fold the damn bags. Needless to say he has other issues, but this one is one hell of a drag anchor on his social life.
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I don't exactly know the guy, but I have met a person who has an unreasonable, well, I have to call it fear, of unfolded plastic shopping bags. Seriously, if you'd put a hundred plastic bags in front of him he'd be welded on the spot all day, drenched in sweat, working feverishly to fold the damn bags. Needless to say he has other issues, but this one is one hell of a drag anchor on his social life.
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I`m a bit sad right now...I was looking forward to this 
When I was a kid I was scared of moths too. We were in some kind of wood-house somewhere in the forest and one of those flying bastards flew under my glasses. But now I think they`re just damn fuzzy
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I don't exactly know the guy, but I have met a person who has an unreasonable, well, I have to call it fear, of unfolded plastic shopping bags. Seriously, if you'd put a hundred plastic bags in front of him he'd be welded on the spot all day, drenched in sweat, working feverishly to fold the damn bags. Needless to say he has other issues, but this one is one hell of a drag anchor on his social life.
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Haha wow, that is very peculiar. Wouldn't that be considered OCD though?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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OCD?
Yea, it doesn't really qualify as a phobia I suppose, but the reaction sure reminds of it. I only saw it once myself, we'd brought in the food for lunch and of course just thrown the bags on the table. And then the poor sod came into the kitchen and he just couldn't leave it. Thank goodness there were only four of the things.
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My brother is deathly scared of moths. I don't fucking understand why, but it sure is funny.
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Someday you have to take your brother along to the movies and record the reaction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4P7VPx2zM
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OCD?
Yea, it doesn't really qualify as a phobia I suppose, but the reaction sure reminds of it. I only saw it once myself, we'd brought in the food for lunch and of course just thrown the bags on the table. And then the poor sod came into the kitchen and he just couldn't leave it. Thank goodness there were only four of the things.
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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Haha, you should save up every grocery/lunch bag you can get over four or five months, then go over there and throw them everywhere! And crumple them into tight balls first to make it that much more difficult for him
It would definitely get quite a few hits on YouTube if you filmed it haha.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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You know, I might come off as a mean bastard at times, but I really don't have it in me to do something like that. Damn, I felt bad just for those four on the table.
I met this guy working at a homeless shelter, basically he's a prime example of the colossal failure of Swedish psychiatric care. I haven't been around there for two years or so, I don't even know if he's still alive. Those junkies/basket cases can be tougher than cactuses when it comes to sheer survival, but I wonder.
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 Jesus fuckin`Christ dude hope you get well soon
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You know, I might come off as a mean bastard at times, but I really don't have it in me to do something like that. Damn, I felt bad just for those four on the table.
I met this guy working at a homeless shelter, basically he's a prime example of the colossal failure of Swedish psychiatric care. I haven't been around there for two years or so, I don't even know if he's still alive. Those junkies/basket cases can be tougher than cactuses when it comes to sheer survival, but I wonder.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Haha the fear of being afraid!
That made my day 
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that wins the prize 
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Haha wtf? That didn't make sense.
I also completely forgot to mention that my sister is dead scared of ceiling fans. Does that count as a really weird phobia?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR WORDS MOAR CAREFULLY!
haha i got fuckin' scared for like half a second reading that man
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Haha oops. I didn't consider that when I was posting
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I'm afraid of cat claw's STICKING IN MY LEGGGGGG OWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm afraid of everything and everyone to a certain degree. My dad used to say "There's nothing to fear but fear itself." I was so disappointed when I found out it was an old president like Truman or somebody that said it and he didn't make it up.
Hmmp...
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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His sister is dead by the hand of a ceiling fan... jeez, that's actually a little bit grim. Gr1m. And rhymie.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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