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Old 2011-10-14, 20:59
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Or maybe he realised that proving his claims to a bunch of thick-necked, repressed homosexual steroid-junkies is actually a waste of both his time and his self-respect and decided to instead have sex with his wife and eat something for breakfast other than powdery milkshakes.

He said provokingly!
 
Old 2011-10-14, 21:04
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Hahaha.

I wish I could see his Google search history. I imagine its like this:

10/10/2011: how 2 get really big and strong in a week
10/10/2011: how to lift heavy things good
10/10/2011: weight lifting tricks
10/12/2011: how 2 impress ur online friends
10/12/2011: how 2 not come off as a virgin
10/12/2011: showing people how strong you are
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Old 2011-10-14, 21:25
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Or maybe he realised that proving his claims to a bunch of thick-necked, repressed homosexual steroid-junkies is actually a waste of both his time and his self-respect and decided to instead have sex with his wife and eat something for breakfast other than powdery milkshakes.

He said provokingly!

I used to be nice to reqtum too, just wait, one day he will piss you off
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Old 2011-10-14, 22:15
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Or maybe he realised that proving his claims to a bunch of thick-necked, repressed homosexual steroid-junkies is actually a waste of both his time and his self-respect and decided to instead have sex with his wife and eat something for breakfast other than powdery milkshakes.


lol!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2011-10-16, 22:51
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I like the idea of him never showing up again. That sounds like comedic genius.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-10-17, 01:05
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Well then he definitely will come back.
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Old 2011-10-28, 03:53
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Where the fuck is this video?
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Old 2011-10-28, 05:05
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He's probably looking for a bigger camera. His other one couldn't fit his massive build in frame.
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Old 2011-10-28, 06:12
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I'm with Dylan on this one. Who could disagree with the world's 5 greatest rappers of all time?
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Old 2011-10-28, 09:05
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He's probably busy with that "baby" thing. I have faith... the video will come.
















HA! Not a chance in hell. He's ditched us. We'll never see him again.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-10-28, 18:36
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I'm with Dylan on this one. Who could disagree with the world's 5 greatest rappers of all time?

This is how I win most arguments.
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Old 2011-10-29, 00:09
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Old 2011-10-29, 00:42
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I spit hot fire, too. Granted, that's mainly because I continue to cunnilise your mother despite her chronic cystitis, but it still counts.
 
Old 2011-10-29, 02:16
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I thought you spit hot fire because of syphilis? Igneous ejaculation!
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Old 2011-11-10, 23:53
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HEY GUYS WANT TO WATCH ME TURN OVER A CAR?!
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Old 2011-11-11, 04:27
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Only if it's onto yourself. I've always wanted to see someone do that.

On second thought, I've changed my mind. We don't want Paddy posting his weird shit gore vids to which he pumps his pisstube. He probably HAS seen exactly what I described.
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Old 2011-11-12, 03:04
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Since Req is a lame bitch, here is a a recent pic of my sexy man meat. 210 lbs of rape.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...hemoth/red1.jpg
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2011-11-12, 09:48
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Old 2011-11-12, 13:19
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I could probably flip a Midget. An MG Midget that is.

Okay, BB', what bra are you using. It's got good lift.
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Old 2011-11-12, 13:21
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lol And I find it extremely amusing that Gomers and I both noticed that!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2011-11-14, 04:15
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haha! I just built a little shelf under them.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2011-11-14, 12:11
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I guess so! Why didn't I think of that?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2011-11-14, 23:45
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Requiem emailed me just now, he can't get onto the site for some reason but wanted me to post his video for him:

http://www.youtube.com/v/watch?H67tgC0CKdDF
 
Old 2011-11-15, 01:43
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Oh my god, did his fucking arm burst open?
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Old 2011-11-17, 02:51
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Synthol is an absolute joke on bodybuilding. You shoot oil into your muscle, and it just stays there for a length of time(several months I believe). There are pro's that use synthol, but in very minimal doses(touch-up spots).

It's hugely popular in Brazil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDPSVriEqxQ
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Old 2011-11-17, 04:24
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Speaking as an amateur, that sounds like, well, basic stupid.

Did that guy just try to make sixteen push-ups sound like an important part of a body builder's training program?
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Old 2011-11-17, 09:01
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I don't know, but the subtitles were added as a joke and don't actually represent what the synthol guy was talking about. You can even tell by the slang used in the subtitles that the jokester was probably from somewhere in the UK. The video was hilarious, by the way, so thanks for sharing.

I never did get the appeal of synthol. It almost always looks faker than a stripper's tits and doesn't give you any sort of functional strength.
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Old 2011-12-22, 21:43
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Just a reminder that Reqtum still needs to post his bench video.
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Old 2011-12-22, 21:47
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Hey Req, where's that video you promised months ago? Please feel free to either ignore this.
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Old 2011-12-23, 12:05
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Maybe that will be our Christmas present.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Old 2011-12-23, 16:19
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Synthol is an absolute joke on bodybuilding. You shoot oil into your muscle, and it just stays there for a length of time(several months I believe). There are pro's that use synthol, but in very minimal doses(touch-up spots).

It's hugely popular in Brazil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDPSVriEqxQ


What in fucks name is wrong with him? That was hilarious. Does he not see how unnatural and retarded he looks?
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Old 2011-12-31, 22:24
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2012 goal is achieving 1279 raw @ 185>.
 
Old 2011-12-31, 23:00
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2012 goal is achieving 1279 raw @ 185>.

no one is taking you seriously until you post that video
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Old 2012-01-02, 05:49
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2012 goal is achieving 1279 raw @ 185>.


I gotta admit, there's something impressively masculine about fabricating goals you never intended and are incapable of achieving, then pretending to having achieved them to impress roughly seven people who post in the workout thread on a relatively low-traffic message board.

Balls out, Req. You da man, nigga.
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Old 2012-01-02, 11:26
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My 2012 goal is achieving 1279 raw @ 175.

Hey, I didn't want to lie. Bob's thinking about entering a competition in Pa. this spring. I'll get more details later. He has a buddy that competes so it's something he's interested in. I wish he'd devote more time to his guitar. He's careful, but we worry.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2012-01-02, 13:52
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2012 goal is achieving 1279 raw @ 185>.


I don't even know what this means actually
 
Old 2012-01-02, 13:54
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Maybe he wants to lift that at the weight of 185. That's how I meant mine. Or maybe that's his caloric intake at that weight.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2012-01-03, 01:29
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1279 weight divided between S/B/D @ bw of 185 and under.
 
Old 2012-01-03, 14:08
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The question to ask here is "why?". As trolling go, it's pretty lame. As being serious go, it's just vaguely saddening.
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Old 2012-01-03, 22:33
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Saddening to set goals to achieve in the near future?
 
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Its saddening to see some little chump try to impress everyone with how much he can lift, get made fun of, promise proof, never even get close to delivering, and then shamelessly continue claims while still expecting people to believe him.
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Old 2012-01-04, 09:15
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Yeah, guess that does make sense.
 
Old 2012-01-08, 04:21
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Old 2012-01-08, 06:34
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OH MY GAWD! BB', WOULD YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TAKE THE PURDY PICTURES? Or get a camera with a timer on it? Jeepers!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Reqtum's post about his physical progression will now be edited until the video he promised has been delivered. Thank you.

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Old 2012-01-15, 00:16
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hahahahahaha

I worked my abs extremely hard last tuesday. I could barely move my torso and so the next day I decided to do some more ab workouts. I felt like a block of concrete the next day.

MODERATION IS KEY.

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Moderation, yea. I'm moving to a new apartment. Now, I live on the fourth floor (did until a few hours ago) and the elevator in that building has all the speed and agility required to hunt down a piece of lettuce. So, I finally grew tired of it and just started lugging my stuff down the stairs. Two hours later and I can only concur with moderation being key. Ouch.
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haha yup. Eventually you will have legs of a machine, though. MUSCLES win.
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
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You should have put your stuff on the elevator and run downstairs to meet it. Less weight, but good workout.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Yea. Well. See, this elevator won't move unless you're actually pressing the button constantly, all the way down or up. They don't really put more effort than needed into building accommodations for students, I guess.
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Joe, if we had karma points here I'd give them to you. That was funny.
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Whoo hoo! Bob was in his first competition today and won for bench pressing in his weight class. He did 340 pounds and just missed 370. I know what's going on his mantle tonight. His first trophy.
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Old 2012-05-06, 01:50
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I think it was just bench pressing, but I'll ask him.

Yeah, he said it was just bench pressing and it was a comp in Virginia.
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Are you training for the Olympics? It's always good to shoot high... the higher you shoot the higher the failure rate however

ps I haven't been to any of those Metal Militia meets lately, but if I remember correctly most of the 1200 club dudes were pushing 240+ gl though
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Old 2012-05-27, 18:30
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Are you training for the Olympics? It's always good to shoot high... the higher you shoot the higher the failure rate however


Nah not for the Olympics just 1279 total on bench, squat and deads which is probably a little high. 1200 is more realistic at this point.
 
Old 2012-05-27, 22:20
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I've pretty much stopped doing weightlifting, I'm a 165 lb twig now. I can do 10 mile runs and carry an 80 lb pack for miles though. Also, shitloads of push-ups, pull-ups, etc.
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I actually have a gym membership now. I will always be very twig-like, but I'm just using it to stay in/get in better shape. I want to maintain the muscle mass I have, maybe build it up a little, and do a bunch of cardio to make my heart proud. Eventually it would be nice to be a cardio freak who can do crazy hikes and runs without pain.
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Yea i'm sure I'd miss it if I did it every day. Being in shape feels good.
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Old 2012-06-03, 09:06
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It does suck. I have a recurring injury in my left wrist and I've taken to wrap it up in bandage even when it's not that bad, because if I don't I'll be a moron and start training before it's healed. Guess it's true you can get hooked on endorphins or whatever the hell it is.
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Old 2012-06-03, 17:53
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Endorphins sounds about right. After exercise I have felt anywhere from great to absolutely horrid, though.
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After exercise I have felt anywhere from great to absolutely horrid, though.

Hmm, I've never felt bad after, I have felt really bad during exercise though.

Today I got stung by bees on my ankles about 15 times total, I'm not even allergic and I feel sick as fuck, and now I really can barely walk. I went to the doctors and they looked at me like I was a giant vagina.
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haha. damn dude just ONE sting hurts. It is like a needle going into your arm IM but then it just kinda stays there and doesn't get pulled out lol...
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Hmm, I've never felt bad after, I have felt really bad during exercise though.

Today I got stung by bees on my ankles about 15 times total, I'm not even allergic and I feel sick as fuck, and now I really can barely walk. I went to the doctors and they looked at me like I was a giant vagina.

How the fuck did you get stung 15 times in your ankle? I can see that making one sick, that's a lot of venom (its venom, right? poison has to be ingested?).

My girlfriend has been doing volunteer work with bee keepers. I don't know why but it seems pretty cool. She said they literally picked up a fresh honeycomb rack-thing, brushed off the bees, poked it, and let the fresh honey drip onto bread to eat.
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How the fuck did you get stung 15 times in your ankle? I can see that making one sick, that's a lot of venom (its venom, right? poison has to be ingested?).

My girlfriend has been doing volunteer work with bee keepers. I don't know why but it seems pretty cool. She said they literally picked up a fresh honeycomb rack-thing, brushed off the bees, poked it, and let the fresh honey drip onto bread to eat.

Well, my dad has a bee-keeping hobby, and owns two hives. One of the hives birthed a new queen, so the hive split up and moved to the top of the tree. We were working on getting it down, my dad wanted me to climb up the tree and shake them off the tree and into a box so he could start a new hive. I had a beesuit on but forgot to put on boots so my ankles were exposed. Those little fuckers found the weak spot right away. I dont think I ever climbed down a tree that fast, or ever told one of my parents to go fuck themselves before this.

Usually they are very non-aggressive, you can walk right in front of their hive and they wont give a shit, the problem is when you start shaking them.

The honey is usually worth it for the amount of work bees require. (not very much) I dont think they are expensive either.
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I love fresh honeycomb. Maybe with all those stings you'll develop an immunity. They do bee stings for pain relief which is kind of weird, but supposed to wrk if you aren't allergic. I hope you feel better soon. That could have been tragic.
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I love fresh honeycomb. Maybe with all those stings you'll develop an immunity. They do bee stings for pain relief which is kind of weird, but supposed to wrk if you aren't allergic. I hope you feel better soon. That could have been tragic.

Thanks, I recovered fairly quickly. The doctor said you could develop allergies from being stung a lot too.
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What are yalls vertical jump? Aiming for about a 48" this year.
 
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What are yalls vertical jump? Aiming for about a 48" this year.


Idk what mine is now but probably moderately high. Definitely higher than 12 inches, Bass, haha. My brother just did a report about this for his senior project. He raised his vertical 5 inches. Really difficult to do even with the best programs.

did you know Shaq had a 36" vertical?? Jesus... that is scary haha.
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Reqtum, the day you have a higher vertical than Shaq is the day I believe you're not a virgin.

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I think he meant he is looking to grow to 48" tall this year.
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Idk what mine is now but probably moderately high. Definitely higher than 12 inches, Bass, haha. My brother just did a report about this for his senior project. He raised his vertical 5 inches. Really difficult to do even with the best programs.

did you know Shaq had a 36" vertical?? Jesus... that is scary haha.



If this wasn't a fitness thread........
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Guy I talk to on BB.com has a 54" vertical jump. Couldn't find the video though, he embedded it in some thread. Youtube 54" vertical jump, quite a few results.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CebpLs0_oFw

Also, Mark Henry had a 43" vertical jump at over 300lbs so fuck yall.
 
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Guys and girls, this is a dear friend of mine who is competing for a goddess bicep pose. If she gets enough likes on her photo she will win it. If you would be so kind to follow her instructions we'd both be very appreciative. I think she could probably kick Bob and BassB's butts arm wrestling. Thanks! (And she's a guitarist and singer, too! ) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...&type=3&theater
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Reqtum, the day you have a higher vertical than Shaq is the day I believe you're not a virgin.

Mine is 38". That's me lying on the internet, though.


First off: Bobbi.... you are dirty haha. that made me LOL.

and Dylan, that made me laugh, too hahaha. Damn, today is a good day for MT already... better than the last month has been.

Reqtum I will seriously need a video if you get to 48". Mugsy Bogues had a 42" vertical and he was 5'3" haha. Nuts. That would be so awesome to be able to dunk when you're that short... still wouldn't get you any girls, though. That isn't enough.

Anyway, train those fast twitch muscle fibers, broseph.
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Guy I talk to on BB.com has a 54" vertical jump. Couldn't find the video though, he embedded it in some thread. Youtube 54" vertical jump, quite a few results.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CebpLs0_oFw

Also, Mark Henry had a 43" vertical jump at over 300lbs so fuck yall.

There is a difference between a vertical jump and a box jump. I think a vertical jump is only the measure of the jump, and not how high you can lift your legs after you jump. So when you jump up and keep your legs straight, its measured from the floor to the bottom of your foot.
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First off: Bobbi.... you are dirty haha. that made me LOL.
...

Anyway, train those fast twitch muscle fibers, broseph.


And you talk about me?
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What with one thing and another, the preceding few posts had my thoughts combine Tripple-X, a dominatrix getup and Req having to answer for the veracity of certain posts. I wouldn't wanna go so far as to say that I feel dirty now, but it's strange.
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There is a difference between a vertical jump and a box jump. I think a vertical jump is only the measure of the jump, and not how high you can lift your legs after you jump. So when you jump up and keep your legs straight, its measured from the floor to the bottom of your foot.


This is EXTREMELY true. I hope reqtum wasn't confusing the two because they are VASTLY different. Box jumps are pussssy shiiiiiit.
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Old 2012-06-13, 18:13
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What with one thing and another, the preceding few posts had my thoughts combine Tripple-X, a dominatrix getup and Req having to answer for the veracity of certain posts. I wouldn't wanna go so far as to say that I feel dirty now, but it's strange.


That's called mental exercise. You can stop now.

My friend and I cleaned out her shed that has about 100 years of accumulated stuff in it. She was a body builder at one time, but she has COPD. Thank goodness it was cool out today because we put in a good 8 hours working today. Snow blowers and lawn mowers are heavy stuff. I feel strong like bull.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2012-06-13, 22:32
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There is a difference between a vertical jump and a box jump. I think a vertical jump is only the measure of the jump, and not how high you can lift your legs after you jump. So when you jump up and keep your legs straight, its measured from the floor to the bottom of your foot.


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Old 2012-06-22, 23:46
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Reqtum kinda inspired me to start weight training. I figured "heck if this guy can out lift people who have been doing it for half his time on earth in just a year, I can too!".

Two weeks into training: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK7m6I5m6gY
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Old 2012-06-23, 10:47
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I can do a 72" vertical jump with an 800 lb barbell on my back, lol noob your shit sucks. but then again you have only been doing this for two weeks.
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Old 2012-06-23, 11:06
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My husband said he squated down to pick up a box at work and couldn't get back up again. There wasn't anyone around to help him so he had to struggle. That's from his avf though. Just throws a little different light on it for me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2012-07-24, 12:25
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395x3 deadlift if anyone cares. and I did a 375x1 squat awsell, 4 plates is getting close

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