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That's from bending over with his feet close together and holding his ankles for 25 seconds.
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AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Where's yer drawahs d0od!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2011-08-07, 05:12
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hey BB, ever do any research on peptides? I've been particularly interested in IGF. Specifically IGF-1 DES and IGF-1 LR3. IGF is a fairly common peptide in recent years, but there's plenty of others which haven't really been tested much, but show very very promising results.
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2011-08-07, 15:22
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Yes, here and there. I bought Anabolics 10 ed. by William Llywellyn several months ago..not only does it include solid steroid profiles, but has peptide and GH info as well. I haven't read a great deal about them, other than dabbling into IGF-1 and HGH. I would definitely recommend the encyclopedia. It's fairly easy to follow even for the average meathead lol.
My understanding is that insulin is best used in conjunction with GH for maximum results.
Starting a run of test, eq, and tbol in a few months. Kinda like a lean bulk type diet. Can't wait.
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2011-08-07, 15:26
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IGF-1 DES and IGF-1 LR3.
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Aren't those peptides just insulin? I know they have a quite different composition of amino acids though.
So what exactly do they do in comparsyion to normal insulin? Faster cell reproducing?
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It stimulates growth. From Wiki:
"IGF-1 is a primary mediator of the effects of growth hormone (GH). Growth hormone is made in the anterior pituitary gland, is released into the blood stream, and then stimulates the liver to produce IGF-1. IGF-1 then stimulates systemic body growth, and has growth-promoting effects on almost every cell in the body, especially skeletal muscle, cartilage, bone, liver, kidney, nerves, skin, hematopoietic cell, and lungs. In addition to the insulin-like effects, IGF-1 can also regulate cell growth and development, especially in nerve cells, as well as cellular DNA synthesis."
A lot of guys that use it with HGH to look like this in their 60's:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QtH2zTVl7...one+%287%29.jpg
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2011-08-09, 05:13
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from all the research I've done, HGH is extremely overhyped and not worth the price at all. Not when you have IGF-1 and GHRP peptides out here for a fraction of the cost and greater results when used properly.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I've thought about HGH..but it seems you have to spend thousands over the course of several months to receive any results.
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2011-08-09, 17:05
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and the results you receive are fairly minimal. You can get the same response using GHRP's
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Start adding swimming to my work out routine on Tuesday, over the course of the next few weeks I'll tell you guys how it works out.
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Swimming is one of the best training forms around. I friggin love swimming. Provided that there aren't too many old geezers and other tugboats breaking your tempo. Usually, around here, there are way too many old geezers and such. Fuck.
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I was trying to find swimming classes at my university to improve my technique but I guess I have to improve via internet...
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We all know you're lying. You can stop now. Nobody cares that much.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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When I hit 3 plates I'll post a video. So in about 4-6 weeks.
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2011-09-02, 13:16
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I used to think weightlifting made a man tough also
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It's not about being tough, it's about being strong as shit. Which is what I'm aiming for. I'd love to be able to compete in the future.
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Lol...Actual MMA training can make you tough...
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What's your stance on cheap shots over the internet?
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Personally I find them to be more entertaining to read than posts about how someone was able to lift a heavy thing. Makes life as a moderator significantly more interesting if nothing else.
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How tough does that make you?
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"Keyboard toughness" and wanting to take the piss out of someone who seems to invite it don't necessarily go hand in hand.
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It's the fucking Metaltabs fitness thread. He's a powerlifter. The goal is to lift as much as possible. If he wanted to be a fighter, he'd train MMA.
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If he wanted to be a pastry chef he'd go to pastry chef college, but even after a full pastry chef college education and 40 awards for fine pastry chefmanship most of us still wouldn't trust him to dust our doughnuts with icing sugar despite any credible evidence exonerating him of incompetence. It's just the way things have turned out between Requiem and the rest of the forum, mostly because Requiem apparently likes it that way. Don't upset the delicate equilibrium by defending him! You'll break reality!
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What's your stance on cheap shots over the internet? How tough does that make you?
It's the fucking Metaltabs fitness thread. He's a powerlifter. The goal is to lift as much as possible. If he wanted to be a fighter, he'd train MMA.
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Maybe if you actually read the past 10 or so pages of this thread you would actually understand.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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That wasn't even to req. It was merely to dq on what he said about weight lifting makes a man tough, even though I know it was a slight joke to req on his part.
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Looking good man, your biceps are bigger than my rims.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Fuck sake, you'll buy into anything if it vibrates.
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It looks pretty cool, I don't see it becoming a norm in commercial gyms though.
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Thanks. I find with arm growth = lesser weight/10-15 reps. I've been focusing on this for the past year or more and they have gotten bigger and more defined. As well as to switch up your exercises and routines. I hate seeing guys throwing weights around(using several back and shoulder muscles) while doing primarily curls.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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It looks pretty cool, I don't see it becoming a norm in commercial gyms though.
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I can see how it would add another element to a work out. The body would constantly change and if the vibration was extreme it would probably improve co-ordination, too. I know when I'm on the tractor a couple hours the vibration makes my legs half numb so doing anything after that is more difficult which is probably making the muscles work more.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Again I need an advise.
At the moment I don't have any weights at home but I want to train my neck more (y'know rugby and all that stuff). So can anyone of you recommend me a no-weights homeworkout for my neck, upper back?
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5 sets of 50 rep dicksuckers
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Alright Mr. Sensitive. But you really are going to have a hard time just training your neck with no weight sets or gym equipment. If you deadlift heavy things with right technique. you will get a strong back, hamstrings, neck and traps. More productive for sport training than isolating your neck anyway.
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I've got one exercise for you. The clean and press.
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Fuck all of you skeptical cunts. 315 x 1 x 2!!!!(bench)
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Fuck all of you skeptical cunts. 315 x 1 x 2!!!!(bench)
I'll post a video next week.
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I'll eat my own foot if you post this video and it's a legit rep.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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2011-09-29, 10:32
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Please post that video. I'm going to record sunday or tuesday depending on when my wrist is better.
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Yea he'll definitely post a video... of gay German scat porn.
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gay German scat porn.
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If you say that into a mirror five times Gomli appears behind you with a hard-on.
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Well, keep that in mind when you need some place to hang your towel.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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so his bench went up over 100lbs in the past year? yeah, ok.
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Around 135 to max of 315-320.
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lol. Where is the video kiddo?
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I'm still wearing a wrist brace. I'll do it once my wrist is better. Was really anticipating Tuesday(today) but that isn't likely, now I'm hoping for Thursday/Sunday. You'll see fat boi.
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yea sure. there's a higher chance of me shoving a pencil down my pisshole and taking pictures than you posting that video.
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I have faith in Req. He'll post the video, he'll prove that his claims are genuine. I'm not even being sarcastic either. I just can't wait to see you all eat your words, ya fuckin' playground bullies.
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I'm still wearing a wrist brace. I'll do it once my wrist is better. Was really anticipating Tuesday(today) but that isn't likely, now I'm hoping for Thursday/Sunday. You'll see fat boi.
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Pretty sure it's not even physically possible for your bench press to go up 180lbs in a year, even if you were on all the juice in the world. Your joints would crumble. You can't even make your lies believable. Even if you post a vid of someone benching 315, I still won't believe that it's you. I'd have to be completely braindead to believe that.
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Well, there's an easy way to get semi-proof: He can just hold up today's newspaper and a separate piece of paper with "Requiem loves TD" or something written on it.
Of course, this doesn't rule out collusion with a fellow lifter but it's about as good as you'll get.
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I have faith in Req. He'll post the video, he'll prove that his claims are genuine. I'm not even being sarcastic either. I just can't wait to see you all eat your words, ya fuckin' playground bullies.
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Sincerity from Paddy! I like it.
I'm gonna side with Requiem also, just to make things interesting. The newspaper idea is a must, or else the video doesn't count.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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I could easily have my friend hold up a newspaper before he benches 500 and claim it was me too
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Even if he does or does not bench that, Reqtum has once again succeeded in stirring up a giant shitstorm of attention directed at himself, which is what I am sure he wants.
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I'll put $20 on never seeing it. Also, to ensure its you, Reqtum, you have to draw a penis on your hand and show the camera.
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And you don't think it'd be possible to find at least a few dozen random videos of people showing a hand with a penis drawn on it in gyms because...?
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There must be some way to prove it is real. I appoint DYLAN and WAYLON in charge of figuring this out. With Waylon's fitness intelligence and Dylan's something they'll have to come up with an idea.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Holding a recent newspaper in a photo/video is to prove that the photo/video is recent. The chances of Req having an OLD video of himself benching 1400lbs are pretty slim and would only prove his claims further, so why bother with it at all?
Besides, we all know what Req looks like, so I'm not sure how he could fake it, unless he plans to use fake weight equipment whilst wearing a muscle suit. I don't think even Req is that desperate to impress.
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Besides, we all know what Req looks like, so I'm not sure how he could fake it, unless he plans to use fake weight equipment whilst wearing a muscle suit.
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Hmm we all know how he/she looked as a chick or how he/she still looks like a chick and not the manly beast he/she's now
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There will have to be SOME resemblance. Can somebody go grab an old pic from the photobooth thread?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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he also has to prove that he's not just sticking (3) 10 lb buffer plates on each side of the bench.
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There is no way to prove it. It's not hard to get someone else to do it for you and pretend it's you. I actually know a few people myself that that resemble me enough that i could record with a cell phone camera and you might think it's me, especially considering most of you guys don't really know me, and none of you actually know me in person. There is no full proof way to prove it, but post the video anyway. I wouldn't mind making him go out of way to falsely prove himself to a group of people who don't give a shit about him anyway.
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You're right, there's no 100% way to prove it, but he can get pretty damn close if he gets some good footage.
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You guys just want to see if he's a pretty as he says he is. Gotta go a ways to beat Pipecrusher though.
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What the fuck are you all talking about? Req has posted dozens of pics of himself on here, we know what the fucker looks like! If he was actually prepared to go to the extreme of finding a look-a-like that wouldn't make the task any easier - what are the chances of him finding someone who a.) looks like him, b.) happens to be a body-builder who looks like he has only recently been able to bench whatever Req claims he can bench and c.) would tick the previous two boxes AND be willing to let himself be filmed lifting weights with the knowledge that the video will be posted online? CAUCASIAN, PLEASE!
At least he doesn't photoshop his face onto images of models from Men's Health magazine and passes them off as his own. Not talking about anyone in particular, POLIO BOY. BACK IN YOUR SHOPPING CART! YOU MAKE THE PLACE LOOK UNTIDY!
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Yea, since there are pictures of him on here I'm pretty sure that if he posts the video and then walks up to the camera to show his face it'll be pretty believable. Not 100%, but if he was pathetic enough to go through the trouble of faking all that... well I'd rather just not know lol.
Anyway, Waylon can just bench press a small house in response and then nobody will care.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Put it this way, if he's actually able to make a convincing fake video clip using a body double and motion superimposition techniques for the face I'll be more impressed with that than seeing him move a heavy thing. It'd be easier to wank to if nothing else.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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x (1+2)
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1 + 2 x (1 + 2)
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WHATEVER YOU WOULD FUCKING LIKE.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Ok, I have reconsidered.
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I had some cold bacon this morning, it was great. Then I had 2 chorizo and egg tacos and a chorizo quesadilla. AAHH YEAH COME AT ME, FAT!
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Cool another video I can show in medicine class for shitsngiggles
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Am I a horrible person for starting to laugh even before the video had loaded?
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Peanut butter is supposed to go up 35% soon because of the less than perfect peanut crop this past year. Boy, does that ever suck.
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Did you just complain about the price of peanut butter?
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Yes, she did. That just happened.
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Yes, because I know that's a staple of bodybuilders, and it's also something near and dear to my heart. I eat it almost daily for its health benefits and because I like it. Nice to know you were paying attention.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Peanutbutter was invented by blacks. Still near and dear to your heart? DIDN'T THINK SO, RACIST.
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Yes, because I know that's a staple of bodybuilders, and it's also something near and dear to my heart. I eat it almost daily for its health benefits and because I like it. Nice to know you were paying attention.
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I love natural peanut butter However, I've seen that link before and do not like that lol.
Where's the video Req? Too busy benching 400 lbs this time?
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whatchutalkinboutwillis? It was on the tv type news yesterday. Natural pb is good, but it's so bloomin' hard to stir if it separates.
Paddy, GW Carver was awesome and not Irish either.
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Where's the video, Req? WHERE'S THE VIDEO, REQ?! I SEE YOU CREEPIN' DER FORUMS WHERE'STHEVIDEOREQWHERE'STHEARUAHRRAAAA
I bet we never hear from him again.
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Or he's actually training super hard now to achieve his goal until he realises it's just plain impossibru and will never this place again, sinking into a lake of depression, sorrow and peanutbutter-jelly sandwiches.
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