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Yeah but if I die when I'm 30 doing a 900 lb deadlift from an aneurysm, it will totally have been worth it, as long as I got the weight up first 
Damn it woman quit being a sissy.
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900 pounds? You mean like lifting your dad, brother, and me all at the same time? I'd pay $5 to see that! Buttwipe.
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Ahh shit I dunno, I love tuna fish and it has a shitlode of protein in it, if it is harmless I will probably eat that stuff every day. I'm definately going to do some homework on it though.
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A 'mother lode' is the main vein in a mine, which supplies all the other veins ('lodes'). Consider your understanding of the homonym 'load' and the way in which 'shitload' is generally used.
(of course, a subterranean vein of shit (a 'shitlode') would likely have a lot (a 'shitload') of shit in it, splitting the difference between the two words. I'm not sure how Steve meant it.)
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You're always there to explain things in a way that normally manages to make them more confusing than they originally were, and for that, I thank you.
Oh, and back on topic. Fuck babies. Lift weights.
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Are you talking to PST or me? I've heard that a lot, too, you know.
EDIT: Robert says:
what the hell are you talking about?
And that confirms it.
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What the hell out of what you posted wouldn't anyone be able to understand?
Of course I meant PST... Jesus christ...
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I looked on dictionary.com, it's "shitload" 
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Yeah, it is. Until we find a mountain with shit veins running through it like mineral deposits.
More on topic, I realized the other day that no workout I have ever done is more challenging or exhasuting than moving my books from apartment to the apartment, especially as I never live on the ground floor.
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not tue. my uncle is a bodybuilder and he knows alot about what to eat and when he was in competitons, he would eat a case of tuna a day. he said those rumors about mercury are not true.
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Of course. Bodybuilders are famous for their expert knowledge of health and their prudent, consistent, sensible outlook.
A "shitlode". I like that. Impacted fecal matter, maybe. Or Ann Coulter.
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I had the shitlode of all shit in my body last night. It's called Bacardi 151.
Pushups are the coolest nosebleed exercise in the world.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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I had the shitlode of all shit in my body last night. It's called Bacardi 151.
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I max deadlifted again yesterday, and at every lockout with weights 305 and over, I did anywhere from 5-6 reps of shrugs. So basically I did short sets of shrugs with 305, 315, 335, and 365. My shoulders hurt so damn much.
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i should take a class on boxing or something. id get my ass kicked in a fight
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Haha, I've thought about taking boxing lessons. I think I'd like it, but it would cost $$ and time.
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I max deadlifted again yesterday, and at every lockout with weights 305 and over, I did anywhere from 5-6 reps of shrugs. So basically I did short sets of shrugs with 305, 315, 335, and 365. My shoulders hurt so damn much.
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Cunt. My last squat was 450lbs. 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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i wonder how much they cost?
my left lat popped or something when i was shrugging on my last set, put an end to that fun. i was doing 70 each arm too :/. it popped twice so i stopped
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You should probaby just not get into a fight.
What does a squat weight have to do with a shrug weight?
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yes i have avoided a fight for 18 years. nevertheless, being able to defend myself is probably a good idea
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Sure it is. But, if your options are learning to box or just avoiding fights, you'd still be better off avoiding fights if you don't want to lose them.
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its not exclusive one way or the other
this conversation is over!
ive done a lot of pushups today in honor of powers.
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You don't get to decide when conversations are over, monkey, and the next time you do that when you don't want to continue a discussion, with me or anyone else, because you don't like thinking about anything you've said, you're taking a week off.
If you take boxing lessons you're definitely (and you especially) going to get a sense of confidence that doesn't translate to the real world - no real fight goes like a boxing match and hasn't for decades if it ever did at all. In general, learning to fight at 18 is a poor idea, since you really have to have taken a good beating to understand certain things about the reality of a fight, but learning a skill set applicable to a sport with very particularly prescriptive rules makes it virtually useless. However, if it will part you with some of your money it might be fine.
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I said DEADLIFT, wanker 
But yeah my heaviest squat was around 250 - 260 I think :/
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I just tape measured myself....still at around 14 inch biceps, 42 inch chest, and 16 1/2 inch neck, so you're beating me there MTM, as usual.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I think I hear the sloppy flapping of a human vagina...
GET BIGGER YOU SISSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I remember that guy...he should start a metal band.
Does anyone know of that strongman from the UK with the HUGE ball-like shoulders?
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Why don't you lose weight you shit. You almost crushed me with yesterday's lap dance.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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And cuddly, too! You're still the best hugger, kiddo.
I'm going to Curves as a guest on Monday with my walking partner. That should be interesting. I won't join, but I'll go see what it's like and learn the machines. It's all resistance training. I guess there's only been 3 to 5 people there when she's gone in the morning and that's fine with me. They take weight and measure BMI and come up with a target heartrate so I'm real curious to see how that compares with what I think it is.
Seriously though, I'm having trouble with water retention near my ankles. I don't know what's up with that. Of course, Denny and I came up with a solution of foot elevation, but I won't get into that. I don't know if that's a circulation thing or what, but it's so bad by evening the skin feels itchy and it almost looks like red bruises on my inner ankle. Would anything specific circulate from that area better?
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10 BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT
20 GOTO 10
Target heartrates are stupid.
Also - you're asking teenage boys about your old woman edema... do you really think that will help?? Any normal doctor would ask a million questions...
When you push it, does the skin indent or does it spring straight back?
Got a family history of heart disease?
Sodium in your diet?
Hydration in your diet?
Medical condition or medication?
Blood pressure normal?
Do you have varicose veins?
You post-menopausal yet?
Take HRT?
Got edema anywhere else?
Is your son a big fatty fat-fat?
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And as we all know, FBS is the epitome of a normal doctor. I would happily, and with confidence, address him with any problems concerning my body and soul. Cross my heart, and help me God. Help.
By the way Powers, since you seem so keen on getting a good dimension on your arms, do you make sure to exercise the triceps as well?
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well i maxed out the leg press machine, 505 lbs, two days ago. now im on forced respite from exercise for a week due to wisdom teeth removal
whatever, this is the first time ive taken off more than 4 days in a year.
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Take a kick in each testicle with a glass of water before bed, and don't call me in the morning. Bastard.
I should also add that you hurt my feeling.
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Want to really test your endurance? Keep on working outdoors with manual labor, as you watch the temperature trickle higher and higher, day after day, starting off at a measly 22 degrees on Monday morning. 6:30, measured in the shadow on the north side of the building.
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Done it. That was last year. Actually, it was much worse than that for me last year, as it was closer to 32 in the shade at 6:30, and, naturally, rose throughout the day and throughout the summer (unsurprisingly, Texas is hotter than Sweden). On the plus side, I got the best tan I'm likely ever to have.
He's only got one left, and if you keep hurting it you'll help kill it off. So, please, try not to.
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fbs--Well, my doc did give me a target to shoot for heartrate. around 160. I go by how I feel. It doesn't mean I'm going to do that.
Springs back
No family history, I's an orphan really
Don't use salt. Wally says my cooking is bland
Drinking more water than I ever have because of wally
Asthma, good cholesterol lower than normal and high a little higher than it shoud be
Pretty much normal
Not really, just a couple small ones
Peri-men
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Nope, not that I know of
He's built like a brick shit house (don't let that excite you)
And I was hoping you'd see that and answer. Most of those I thought of, but I didn't know if there was something I could be doing that would make it worse. Never been on the pill or anything like that either.
Thanks doc, send wally the bill.
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You horrible cardigan-wearing muppet. I will now cry with great force of anguish.
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That flaccid meatsack couldn't afford me.
By the way, I diagnose you with 'being old'. Edema is usually concomittant to circulation problems one way or another, but it's also common in the normally wasteful senescent pensioner population.
I should add at this point that I am NOT a doctor (or even sane enough to become one) and this is not an official diagnosis and if you have right heart failure in two days time it is incredibly not my fault.
Pinched this from a hack medical website:
Call your doctor right away if:
* You have decreased urine output.
* You have a history of liver disease and now have swelling in your legs or abdomen.
* Your swollen foot or leg is red or warm to the touch.
* You have a fever.
* You are pregnant and have more than just mild swelling or have a sudden increase in swelling.
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Want to really test your endurance? Keep on working outdoors with manual labor, as you watch the temperature trickle higher and higher, day after day, starting off at a measly 22 degrees on Monday morning. 6:30, measured in the shadow on the north side of the building.
It must be feeling pretty lonely in there.
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muscles that never seen inside of a gym, i was close to he-man like 3 years ago doing nonstop demolition/renovation of industrial space and restaurants. its not so much you look real cut like a body builder an the platform, you more look like the powerlifter in almost looking fat but meanwhile can lift 4x8 sheets of plywood,concrete bags,steel beams all day long. demo is the funnest job on earth
today me and a friend move someones entire home. couches, table, bureaus,armiores,more boxes of shoes and clothes than emelda marcos. i got my ass kicked, i can barely move. i miss the 3 years ago low-tech power i once possessed.
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2006-07-09, 06:09
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And as we all know, FBS is the epitome of a normal doctor. I would happily, and with confidence, address him with any problems concerning my body and soul. Cross my heart, and help me God. Help.
By the way Powers, since you seem so keen on getting a good dimension on your arms, do you make sure to exercise the triceps as well?
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I only do pushups twice a day. My triceps are good enough for my eyes.
I take all that back....when work ends and school starts...I'll be in the gym woking out like a machine, drinking protein shakes, and eating tons of meat again...........
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2006-07-09, 06:16
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Want to really test your endurance? Keep on working outdoors with manual labor, as you watch the temperature trickle higher and higher, day after day, starting off at a measly 22 degrees on Monday morning. 6:30, measured in the shadow on the north side of the building.
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I did residential trash for 2 weeks in Gainesville Texas, running 2,000 houses per day in immense heat with trash cans that weighted.....very heavy.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2006-07-09, 11:30
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Sounds fun.
The thing about push-ups is that, all aside from the normal stomach down style, there is a whole bunch of masoschistic variations that all affect different parts of the body and has a very appealing effect, taken together. For example, lie on your side and hold yourself up with the arm that is furthest from the floor and do push ups from this position; make sure that your elbow is going straight backwards. A real treat for the triceps, not to mention the total diameter.
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2006-07-09, 13:10
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Good call, Jimmy Carter - side pushups! Hardest fucking tricep exercise in the world for the long-limbed.
If you're true horsemeat you can hold a plate on your chest with the other arm.
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8 or 10"? Round or oval?
Hey, really, thanks fbs. I wouldn't hold you to anything concerning my health, but just use it as food for thought. At least it has no calories. hurrhurr And all the stuff you listed had "no" answers. If a little foot elevation midday doesn't help I'll get on the horn to my doc. Thanks again.
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2006-07-10, 04:27
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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what about doing push-ups really slow, same with situps. a friend showed me a way of moving where you ease up in a slow sequence of 3 to 5 movements,stopping to quickly exhale between each slow movement the same way a boxer exhales hitting a bag.
i equate it will benching a bar where you stop 5 times in the duration of getting your arms fully extended all done painfully slow. is this type of resistense/endurance techique effective providing you really max out doing it
"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOJjnFqB7k" monster vid
whoa,i didnt mean to say i actually looked like one of those guys, moreso resembling the some of the powerlifter olympic dudes who deceptively appear kinda out of shape but are the really strong. just falling under that same principle but not being a 300 pound monstrosity.
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOJjnFqB7k" monster vid
whoa,i didnt mean to say i actually looked like one of those guys, moreso resembling the some of the powerlifter olympic dudes who deceptively appear kinda out of shape but are the really strong. just falling under that same principle but not being a 300 pound monstrosity.
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My point was actually "Look at these monsters".
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I started lifting again a few months ago with one goal. Huge fucking upper body. My legs are already very well built.
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I just got home from my first Curves workout. That was fun! I LOVED the machine to do squats on. My face was red for awhile afterwards, but I don't feel too bad. I think I can incorporate a lot of the stuff onto walpurgis' machine in the garage so I'm gonna do that. They use resistance, but I can still adapt it.
And then I came home and threw some skim milk, whey powder, cottage cheese, vanilla yogurt, and a tablespoon of blackstrap molasses in my blender and drank that.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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2006-07-12, 01:20
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Ehhh, I think I'll quit for the 200 pushup goal, I'll just go to 100 normal ones. Once done with those, I'll use another 40-50 days to get 100 pushups in another form....so on and so forth. Then school will start, pushups will fucking end, and I'll do protein shakes, beef, and gym workouts like the good ol' times....I feel like beating my squat record.
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2006-07-12, 01:30
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I haven't lifted in two weeks. This job is going to be the death of me.
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Ha, I haven't lifted since the middle of May.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I think I'm gonna go bench right now, I just watched that powerlifting video and realized that I have some work to do :/
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not lifting is KILLING me , i feel so unproductive. its one thing to not lift because of a job or something, but just to have to sit around and not lift...damnit
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a midget with a hammer is KILLING me , i feel little girls. its one thing to not lift because of taking the stairs or something, but just to have to sit around and not whine like a nancypants... damnit. give me my lungs.
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Better.
In fitness related news, the university said they don't mind if I take my kettlebell in and leave it in the office. They have no idea what they're in for... what will I smash first?
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fbs, maybe the Dean? If I ever decide to tear my barn down I'm calling you.
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In fitness related news, the university said they don't mind if I take my kettlebell in and leave it in the office. They have no idea what they're in for... what will I smash first?
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Persistently leave it in spots where it is exceptionally inconvenient... or have you done this already?
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Oh, that's evil! I love it.
After the gym yesterday I feel a bit used in a few places, but nothing that is pain. (and don't call me a wussy!) The sides of my knees was about the only place that I'd say I felt any real discomfort and that went away after I got more mobile today.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2006-07-12, 20:00
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did 100 pushups (5x20) and a ton of curls with two fifteen pound dumbells
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20x5 ya mean 
But yeah that's good sometimes, take like 15 pounds for curls and do a ton of reps.
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hahaha i wondered when i typed that, which was the lame way (20 sets of five)
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Perhaps you could explain why in God's name you would ever have to do something as stupid as a 15lb curl.
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only dumbells i have in this house, and it seems to have helped in maintaing a baseline of strength. incase you havent notcied from my incessant bitching over the past week i was told not to lift for a solid week but i decided to do some minor stuff at home to try to prevent major atrophying. did another 100 pushups today. i think ill just add that to my morning stretches, in honor of powers
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I bought Muscle Milk yesterday. It's supposed to be one of the top protein shakes on the market. I'll let ya's know what I think.
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Why you so crippled, anyway? What's wrong with you that keeps you out of the gym for a week?
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i can't stand it when i miss a workout. i makes me feel guilty. if i havn't worked out in a week, i would probably kill myself (Exageration).
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Exaggeration? Awww.
Transien's mouf hu-uh's. I'd like to take this moment to note that nobody I know who's had his (or her) wisdom teeth taken out has had the same restriction Tranny got. Jealous dentist must've thought he's getting too diesel.
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haha what now?
lifting messes with bloodpressure which messes with clots. id like to avoid a dry socket
anyways back to the gym tomorrow, yayyyy
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Well, if he's back at the gym that means he won't be here for awhile. And no, I won't go with him. The 13 year old neighbor girl just had hers out and her younger brother said she looks like a chipmunk and she was cleaning her room. And when they clean they really clean.
My running speed is determined by what's chasing me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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ohhhhhh godDAMN that felt wonderful
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Now change your underwear before you get a rash, Mr. Poopypants.
I'm just kidding. Getting back in the groove does feel pretty good.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Death to all but metal!
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Lifted for the first time in weeks, some sets of deadlifts - 315, bench - 185, hip sled - 555, curls - 115... my weights have suffered significantly 
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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New Rocky!
And he's training with kettlebells so the movie must be good.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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isn't he around 60 years old now?
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Make your signature smaller, would you? It rapes the screen. Cheers.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Well, those will get more popular and the price will go up on them. It's probably good you got yours when you did.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Not quite that old.
Make your signature smaller, would you? It rapes the screen. Cheers.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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Good call, Jimmy Carter - side pushups! Hardest fucking tricep exercise in the world for the long-limbed.
If you're true horsemeat you can hold a plate on your chest with the other arm.
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I need help with abs.I've been doing crunches for a long time, but now, it seems useless.Like I gotta do 200 of them to feel anything, and this is way too long.
Any other exercises that work faster?
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Improve your posture standing and sitting and every conscious moment pull your belly button toward your spine.
What exactly are you trying to do with your abs? Lose fat? Tone? Strengthen? Do you have a spare tire? How's your eating habits?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I am a tax on the world..
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2 days ago I did 100 normal pushups. Now time to change the form....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Im a healthy person, I can barely do 10 pushups
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I need help with abs.I've been doing crunches for a long time, but now, it seems useless.Like I gotta do 200 of them to feel anything, and this is way too long.
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha yes. Crunches are as gay as can be.
Got weights or not?
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I need help with abs.I've been doing crunches for a long time, but now, it seems useless.Like I gotta do 200 of them to feel anything, and this is way too long.
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If you're not doing at least 800 a day, then there's no reason to do them at all. Trust me, I read that somewhere. Promise.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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I had a anxiety/small heart attack last night while I was sleeping(I actually woke up from it)...it was pretty fucked up, it was basically a crippling grip on the left side of my chest..causing almost a seisure. I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and she was completely freaking out. Maybe the next time I see my doctor I'll receive more than "heart burn medication"....which is what he gave me before.
I guess five years of 85% of KFC and Wendy's can even catch up to a 20 year old.
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Thats not healthy at all man. You better do something about it or you are going to have a rough life when you get older.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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You are right, not to mention I've been smoking pretty heavily for five straight years. I'm comtemplating a gym membership with my next pay check. I've been putting it off because I'm not getting the hours I thought I would be.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Improve your posture standing and sitting and every conscious moment pull your belly button toward your spine.
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Tone and strenght.Maybe I'm wrong but I don't think you can lose much fat with crunches.Anyway I don't wanna lose fat at all.
Yes I have a lot of spare time right now since all my plan for the summer fucked up, and it doesn't seem to get better.
My eating habits are not bad IMO, i eat vegetables/fruits a lot, I also eat a shit load of fat-free yoghourts (sp?)and drink a lot of water, but I'm also an heavy beer drinker.And I drink a lot of milk.I try to avoid chips, cookies and sugar-chocolate-whatever-things and all that stuff, but I of course eat a few some times.I don't eat fast food at all.And I NEVER drink things like coca-cola or pepsi.It feels like I drink chemical waste.
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I had a anxiety/small heart attack last night while I was sleeping(I actually woke up from it)...it was pretty fucked up, it was basically a crippling grip on the left side of my chest..causing almost a seisure. I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and she was completely freaking out. Maybe the next time I see my doctor I'll receive more than "heart burn medication"....which is what he gave me before.
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I'm just telling you it's cool to live on the edge of death.
I just thought I'd share my heart attack with you, you don't have to throw rocks at my eyes.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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youre obviously reaching out for a little bit of help and motivation by posting that story, so im trying to get your ass in gear.
ill be gentler next time, baby
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You are right, not to mention I've been smoking pretty heavily for five straight years. I'm comtemplating a gym membership with my next pay check. I've been putting it off because I'm not getting the hours I thought I would be.
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Quit smoking and use the money you save on the gym
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