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Old 2006-04-18, 20:40
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powers-- If there's any health food stores around there or bulk stores that repackage into smaller portions you could find a lot there as far as nuts. That's where I get my whey powder, oatmeal, oat flour, unsalted almonds, walnuts, and all my dried fruits. Some are sweetened or salted and some aren't. I got some dynamite little spicy flaxseed sticks to munch on. They're great, but one doesn't want to eat too many. I did a lot of stair climbing the next day!
If you'd like me to investigate your area for one, pm me with your city location and I'll see what I can dig up around there for ya. Or anyone else that's interested.

I did a full hour long workout today. Part was arms, back, and shoulders and since I didn't have weights in the living room I used a restaurant mayo jug I put change in that's about a fourth full. I don't know how much it weighs and I don't care, but it was heavy. I drank 3 bottles of water and made an eggbeater, oj, skim milk, and aloe juice shake afterwards and took a flaxseed oil pill and vitamin.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2006-04-18, 20:41
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Naw...i like to keep away sugar and sodiums. That's what beer is for.

Yeah, from what you said first, sane, that it was just food of fat and protein...it didn't sound very appetizing.

I'm making a nutritional list of what today's food brought in.......so far, I've had: a whole can of fruit, protein shake, and an animal pak supplement for breakfast around 7am; ham sandwich for late morning around 10:30am; 2 baked potatoes (nothing on it) for a lunch; I also had a glass of water for each meal.

Wow, I just bought a bag of red kidney beans......there's 9g of protein, no fat, and 22 carbs or so in 1 serving...badass.
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Old 2006-04-18, 20:43
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Far out. This banner came up on my last post so I checked it out a bit. http://www.purcellmountainfarms.com/ If you click on the nuts list you can go to individual ones and it will have the nutritional breakdown as well as different quantities and their prices.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-18, 22:26
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Old 2006-04-18, 22:47
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Don't worry, honey. I'll do it for ya.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-19, 00:22
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DRINK AND KILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drinking? You bet your ass I am.
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Old 2006-04-19, 00:40
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THIS IS A RECIPE FOR FATTY FAT FAT FAT FAT! That is more than a whole day's carbs for me.


Teeha, I know. And I only get rice, steak, hot sauce on mine. The burritos are that big.

Why is brown rice better than white rice? When doing cardio I've heard that its better to do slower paced things for longer amounts of time rather than, for example, reaching your goal faster. Is this true and if do, why?
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Old 2006-04-19, 01:07
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Why is brown rice better than white rice? When doing cardio I've heard that its better to do slower paced things for longer amounts of time rather than, for example, reaching your goal faster. Is this true and if do, why?


Less refined, so produces better blood glucose profile.

If you mean cardio to lose weight, that's not at all true. If you mean cardio for a certain training effect, it depends on what you're training for.
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Old 2006-04-19, 01:19
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DRINK AND KILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the Robert Heil guide to slaughtering and banging scandalous bitches that will get you in shape.

Drinking? You bet your ass I am.


Your father told me he'll be really impressed when I can crack a walnut with my glutes. Can you do that, Bob?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-19, 02:59
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why pistachios over peanuts?!!??!
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Old 2006-04-19, 03:39
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Alright. I go 3 times a week. I'll do 2 different things for chest. 3 sets of dips, along with incline flys is a typical one. Each set of dips to about failure. 7-8 reps with incline flys. 3 sets of standing curls, about 7 reps each. Then I'll do a few sets of preacher curls. 3 sets of cable tricep pull downs, about 7 reps each. 4 sets of leg presses, 6 reps each, increasing in weight. Either t-bar or seated rows, 3 sets, 8 reps. 3 sets of military presses, usually 6 reps unless I can get a few more out on the last set. Then i'll do 3 sets of both seated calf raises and seated wrist curls with the palms up..

I don't know man.
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Old 2006-04-19, 03:46
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HAHAH you fucking idiot. Why do people post shit like "I don't know" and "this has nothing to do with me"

JUST DON"T FUCKING POST!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2006-04-19, 03:55
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Hahaha. I was actually responding to my post. Bumping it up incase fbs didnt see.
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Old 2006-04-19, 05:34
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why pistachios over peanuts?!!??!


They taste better, you tit.
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Old 2006-04-19, 14:13
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hahahahha, I bet he didn't see that coming.....

Yesterday's nutritional facts:

2555 calories
151g fat
56g sat fat
4.5g trans fat
1.5g polyunsat fat
.5g monounsat fat
485mg colesterol
213g carbs
3195mg sodium
13.5g dietary fiber
85.5g sugar
1440mg potassium
132g protein

...from:

1 can (3.5 servings) of mixed friut
1 protein shake
1 ham sandwhich, 2 slices of cheese 2 slices of ham
2 potatoes
monsterous 1lb hamburger with 2 slices of cheese and ketchup (I'm sure you can take off some of the fats from the list because I always squeeze the fuck out of a burger between paper towels before I eat it....

By the way, this is a day that obviously I watched my eating so I ate less and probably better. However, this is still somewhat close to how I eat every day of the week--besides the burger of what is sometimes substituted with other dinners like hamburger helper boxes or spaghetti, or eaten with hotdogs or pizza.

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And I squatted 3 reps of 450 fucking pounds last night
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-04-19, 17:54
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151 grams of fat? Christ...you're killing your body.
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Old 2006-04-19, 18:32
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hahahahha, I bet he didn't see that coming.....

Yesterday's nutritional facts:

2555 calories
151g fat
56g sat fat
4.5g trans fat
1.5g polyunsat fat
.5g monounsat fat
485mg colesterol
213g carbs
3195mg sodium
13.5g dietary fiber
85.5g sugar
1440mg potassium
132g protein

...from:

1 can (3.5 servings) of mixed friut
1 protein shake
1 ham sandwhich, 2 slices of cheese 2 slices of ham
2 potatoes
monsterous 1lb hamburger with 2 slices of cheese and ketchup (I'm sure you can take off some of the fats from the list because I always squeeze the fuck out of a burger between paper towels before I eat it....

By the way, this is a day that obviously I watched my eating so I ate less and probably better. However, this is still somewhat close to how I eat every day of the week--besides the burger of what is sometimes substituted with other dinners like hamburger helper boxes or spaghetti, or eaten with hotdogs or pizza.

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And I squatted 3 reps of 450 fucking pounds last night

That is not a very good diet.
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Old 2006-04-19, 21:15
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this guy claims to eat 6,500 calories a day and has trouble reaching the 100lb weightmark...wtf? Does that medical condition he have really have the potential to do that?

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/a...S00010000000001

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Old 2006-04-19, 21:28
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I'm pretty sure that somewhere out there there's a guy who's metabolism is so high that he has to consume that many calories a day just to stay three dimensional. Guess you found him.
 
Old 2006-04-19, 22:39
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Haha, that's crazy. That's insane he can bench 130. I can't bench much more than that.
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Old 2006-04-19, 22:47
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He looks a lot like the kid that was in my refrigerator!! Wow.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-20, 01:50
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Based on a 2,000 Calorie Diet
Code:
Nutrient DV %DV Goal Total Fat 65g = 100%DV Less than Sat Fat 20g = 100%DV Less than Cholesterol 300mg = 100%DV Less than Sodium 2400mg = 100%DV Less than Total Carbohydrate 300g = 100%DV At least Dietary Fiber 25g = 100%DV At least


Yup....too much of the bad stuff, and not enough carbs and dietary fiber......But you obviously didn't read the part about how much fat and grease I get out of the beef before I eat it--try about half (or more) of a coffee cup of saturated fats not getting eaten. Now guess what, I can probably take off about 50g of saturated fats from that list. If that's down, I guess the total fat also goes down. The other fats are mainly from the buns.

I don't know how the hell people can eat 25g of dietary fiber, and from what foods......?
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Old 2006-04-20, 04:19
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not too sure, but I think oats and whole wheat bread have a decent amount of fibre
 
Old 2006-04-20, 04:28
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i read in the paper the other day pectin, the white stuff between peel and flesh of an orange has the most fiber you can get from a fruit
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Old 2006-04-20, 17:38
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Pectin is also used in jelly.

Whole wheat bread itself isn't necessarily any different than white breat nutritionwise, but if you get the kind that's whole grain wheat it will have more nutrients in it. Look at the labels and compare. I had to do meal nutrition evaluations for breakfasts and lunchs for the state when I worked. Some of the labels I just pulled off the websites of the food companies for ease.

powers' if you make your own burgers you can get 90% lean ground beef or sometimes 95%. You just have to be careful you don't overcook it. It's quite good and you aren't paying for all that stuff you're draining off.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-20, 22:57
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whats wrong with overcooking?
 
Old 2006-04-20, 23:38
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It's already dead! But if you like eating charcoal bricks and breaking your teeth it's fine.
I think you're funnin'.


lol Someone from the bar just called Denny to get his Mexican Meatball recipe. Those are good stuff and you could use lean burger in those easily.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-20, 23:48
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Lean beef is costly. I would rather buy 5lbs at 8.40 than 1 lb of 93% lean (that's usually the amount of lean here) for 3-5 bucks.

What about cereals? My current daily breakfast is 3.5 servings of mixed fruit with a ham sandwich.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2006-04-20, 23:57
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I was gonna get a pound of each sometime and see what gets poured off, but durr..., it should be the approximate % of fat in it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-21, 00:03
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hahaha, you slow old woman....But I think I understand that you atleast wanted to "see" how much gets taken off...


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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-04-21, 02:23
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i have been having massive cravings for meat lately. i even ate cold chicken which i DESPISE yesterday
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Old 2006-04-21, 13:24
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hahaha, you slow old woman....But I think I understand that you atleast wanted to "see" how much gets taken off...




Yeah, sometimes it takes me awhile to understand simple things. Part of my genius. I still might do it since I know that all of it can't be removed. It'll keep me out of trouble for awhile anyways.

Tranny, your tastes change all your life so that doesn't surprise me at all. I even like beets now and I was never crazy for them. And I can tear up on some plain ole squash and sweet potatoes now, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2006-04-21, 14:37
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i have been having massive cravings for meat lately.

Are you pregnant?
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Old 2006-04-21, 15:18
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Old 2006-04-21, 15:20
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Hahahah


I'm just saying, a craving is a strong chemical thing that pregnant women typically get... more than just, "I'm ravished, dammit."
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Old 2006-04-21, 15:41
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haha i know it is very odd, but its partially because im not eating dinner with the family much lately so im really not getting much meat at all


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two pieces of wheat bread, cheese, 3 eggs and a glass of milk. 50 g protein
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I was shocked to find out that a 2 ounce serving of the no yolk noodles I made last night have 8g of protein.Of course, we both had more than just 2 oz. apiece so it was more. We had turkey and gravy with it and homemade applesauce. I'm not real heavy on protein, but I try to get more than I used to.

I wondered if your craving was because of your lack of protein in your diet. It sounds like you had some good for breakfast, but there's certain things you can only get from meats.

The only pregnancy craving I ever had was a Wendy's burger before each doc appointment and it was always the same kind and once I had a craving for a donut. That's it.
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Old 2006-04-21, 16:44
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FBS tip of the fucking faggot day:

Fitness, more than most other things in this half-arsed world, suffers from the tryranny of low expectations.

It's raining outside? Go running anyway.

Your muscles hurt? Get under the bar.

You're not hungry? Shuddup and eat.

Waaaaah? Waah waah waah get stuffed, you dead cunt.

Soft never got anyone anywhere.
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Old 2006-04-21, 17:15
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today rules! shoulders and back around 4 pm (experimenting with lifting times to see what gives best results, plus i dont have a car until then)
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Bah, my wrist is fucked, I can`t do any exercises involving wrist too much for atleast a week. This sucks.
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whatd you do
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Old 2006-04-21, 18:35
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Not really sure, but as fucked as it might sounds, I think it might have started with me writing tons at school ( examns). It first started as just a small thing 3 weeks ago, but I didn`t care much about it, and continiued to work out, and that of course made it worse. I guess that was rather dumb. Oh well, it be all good in not too long, I hope.
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yeah that happens to everyone

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Old 2006-04-21, 19:26
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FBS tip of the fucking faggot day:

Fitness, more than most other things in this half-arsed world, suffers from the tryranny of low expectations.

It's raining outside? Go running anyway.

Your muscles hurt? Get under the bar.

You're not hungry? Shuddup and eat.

Waaaaah? Waah waah waah get stuffed, you dead cunt.

Soft never got anyone anywhere.

Ha...stating the obvious for your own enjoyment eh?
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Old 2006-04-21, 21:12
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Yeah, he needs motivation. I have his picture on my fridge to motivate me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2006-04-22, 02:47
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You're weird, lbxxx.



Just to piss you guys off, I did roughly 20 minutes of straight curling. I started with about 4-5 sets of 20 reps of a 40lb bar, then 30lb bar, then 25lb bar.
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Old 2006-04-22, 06:55
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Just to piss you guys off, I did roughly 20 minutes of straight-up being gay. I started with about 4-5 sets of rectal thrusting with a 40lb bar, then self-sodomy wearing a dress with a 30lb bar, then dancing to a Richard Simmons video with a 25lb bar.


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Old 2006-04-22, 13:08
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Hahaha yeah that sounds like good old powers...
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Old 2006-04-22, 16:39
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Oooo, Oooo, Oooo, I wanna be like youuuuu...

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Hahaha, that was great.
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Old 2006-04-22, 21:46
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I believe when I showed Jim (sane) that, his response was "hahahahaha you look like a cranky doughnut"
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Old 2006-04-23, 14:46
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So.....wally.......what's all that shit on the mirror?
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Old 2006-04-23, 15:19
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Toothpaste residue and probably just general dirt. I dunno.
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Old 2006-04-23, 21:59
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He told me it wasn't his mirror. I don't think it is. I taught him better than that.

I had a great workout yesterday. I went out and did some transplanting and then picked up and broke sticks for about an hour. I also cleared out all the overgrown crap from behind my barn--mostly mullein stems from last year. I cleaned my peony cages and removed all the weeds and put the cages back. The most fun was taking up all the rocks from around one of my big maples. I was afraid they'd eventually kill the tree and they were sinking into the dirt a lot. I really had to dig my fingers in or beat them with a stone to get them out. And then I'd fill up one of those milk crates that says "Thou shalt not steal" on it about halfway with the rocks and squat properly to lift and carry them over by the house. It took 3 or 4 trips, but it was fun. Then just for shits and grins I power walked all around the back field and back up to the house. It felt really good. I came in the house and took my vitamin and glu-con-msm and flaxseed pill --gave the dog hers, too. I'm more sore today from the abs workout on Friday than from yesterday. And I desperately need some sleep.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-24, 19:43
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Old 2006-04-24, 21:56
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My oral surgeon said I shouldn't be lifting until next Sunday, but fuck him, what does he know. Today I go back under the bar dammit.

What the....?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-04-25, 01:06
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wisdom teeth out, high blood pressure could mess with the stitching (that shit falls apart without the addition of blood pressure caused by dead lifting a small cow in weight)
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Old 2006-04-25, 01:13
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Ah. I should probably get my wisdom teeth out soon enough.....my back ones are already poking out, and the front ones are right behind them.

I've missed out on about 3-4 weeks of the normal deathlifting. All I've been doing lately is stiff-legged deadlifting....up to 270lbs. I could probably do more but my grip isn't strong enough

On the other hand, I'm going to try and beat my 450lb max on squat tomorrow. I did 2. On the third rep, I went down and somwhat up a little, but required help from two spotters who helped lift 449lbs...the bastards.....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-04-25, 10:27
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i would suggest not getting your wisdom teeth out, just because they are out doesnt mean that they are a problem. maybe see a dentist , preferably one that wouldn't be removing them so their judgement isn't skewed by the huge amount of money at stake
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Old 2006-04-25, 16:04
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There's not a soul in the world I know who has a large enough mouth to have their wisdom teeth out. I have to get mine pulled or else they'll push my front teeth forward even more than they already are.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2006-04-25, 17:45
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I was told long ago that I had plenty of room for mine and the xrays I had about 2 years ago showed that 2 are fine and straight, but the third is growing a bit crooked and possibly into the bone where it shouldn't be. The fourth one is the only tooth I ever had pulled. It had rotted from the inside out, but the roots were perfectly straight and healthy. So like Tranny said, go to a dentist and get the xrays done and go from there. Mine have floated up and down for years and the only problem I've really had other than that one was wanting to gnaw on things like I was teething to help them poke through.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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i would suggest not getting your wisdom teeth out, just because they are out doesnt mean that they are a problem. maybe see a dentist , preferably one that wouldn't be removing them so their judgement isn't skewed by the huge amount of money at stake

Yeah, consult a dentist or orthodontist Powers. If they need to be removed, it is very fucking worth it to get them out in the long run. But if they are fine, that's always good too.
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Old 2006-04-25, 20:12
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Hey, if you do get them out, get hold of a Dremel rotary tool and drill holes through them, put them on a necklace and wear them when your band plays. You can tell people you pulled them yourself and give them an evil stare.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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There's not a soul in the world I know who has a large enough mouth to have their wisdom teeth out. I have to get mine pulled or else they'll push my front teeth forward even more than they already are.

incorrect, my father has his in and so does bia. infact my dads teeth are so straight his dentist once asked him who did his braces
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Old 2006-04-25, 20:32
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transient, I swear, sometimes you can be such an idiot.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-04-25, 20:39
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sounded like a generalization not a legitimate pondering


BACK TO WEIGHT LIFTING


erm, didnt do any today. shoulders and back tomorrow
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I did back, shoulder, arms, legs, and everything in between this morning. I weeded, pruned, raked, and pitchforked my mom's whole front yard! A year ago I could not have done that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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I did so many dips and bench presses that when I did my squats, I did 180lbs and got light headed after the first set of 20. I ended up only going to 360lbs....
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yes.


YES.


YES !!!!!!





I lifted super-heavy for the first time in a long time ... I was doing shrugs with 90 ib dumbells ... I thought I was going to die or something afterwards. But that eventually went away.
 
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I don't even have 90 pound dumbbells haha, I usually shrug around 275 with an O bar.

I think I'll do back today, I'm still a little wary with deadlifting and squats.


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haha nah its really just about whatever gives you that extra nudge. but omg its devourment for me


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I like shrugging dumbbells better than barbells. Barbells never feel right to me when doing them, but I've found that taking 110s and doing shrugs with a slight cheat and a pause at the peak contraction for one second, and doing that for four sets to the point of not being able to hold on to the dumbbells anymore, seems to completely destroy my traps, and it's a great feeling. I can usually get 8-12 reps per set depending on how strong I'm feeling...
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The only weight set I have for dumbbells is seperate from my olympic set (the bars are smaller in diameter). Maybe I'll try some one armed shrugs today, one arm at a time. That would be good for my torso...
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steve i take it your face didnt explode?
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Ahh yes, I deadlifted 275 today, and one arm shrugged 105 and I'm just fine, thank god. That could have turned out to be one hell of a mess.
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if by mess you mean awesomely fun time


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I may do legs tomorrow as well depending on how sore my back is. Sam, do you do calf raises with an olympic bar? Standing on a block on your toes with 245 pounds in your hands is a BITCH.
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hahaha no i dont, i can picture what youre doing though

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Deadlifted 315 today. Not bad for an 18 year old thats over 6' tall.

I've been able to do full sets of dips as well (I couldn't go all the way down before) and they kick my upper body's ass. They're a great exercise, everyone should do them.
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How many pullups can you do MTM? (I mean going from a dead hang and all the way up.)
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They're a great exercise, everyone should do them.

this somehow lacks FBS' zest
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How many pullups can you do MTM? (I mean going from a dead hang and all the way up.)

I don't think I've ever tried to do as many as possible, but I know I can do at least 10 (keep in mind I am 195 pounds) good pull ups.
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210 on the chest press machine today

somewhere around 80 on preacher curls
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somewhere around 80 on preacher curls

Nice!!
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preachers pump up my biceps like no other exercise possibly can



BEHOLD: THIGH

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dont click that if you dont want to see my suprisingly hairy bulbous thigh. call my crazy but im almost proud of it
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Last time I tried I did a ton of dips before I had to quit. Now, I just do somewhere around 7-10 sets of 10 and 8 at the beginning of each workout.

Yesterday I did a bunch of sets with 180lbs of stiff-legged deadlifts, damn I love those....

Some advice, never eat dinner before doing clean and jerks for the first time ever.....which is exactly what I did yesterday, with 10 sets of 10 on each arm with a 65lb dumbell.
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dont click that if you dont want to see my suprisingly hairy bulbous thigh. call my crazy but im almost proud of it


Love your heels, guy. You need to braid them legs to look like stockings though. I nice herringbone pattern would be flattering.

Very little working out and no mall walking this week. The ole guy's on vacation so I took the week off. Today I was the bitch on the back of the Harley for the first time in about 3 years at least. I've done enough inside and outside work to make up for the lack of exercise and it's lasted longer than an hour or so.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Yeah it is. At least you're starting to get ripped though. Losing all that fat lets you see muscle growth a lot easier.
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yeah it is, tons and tons of very high resistane biking and some pretty decent leg activity led to that. thats more the result of my biking than my lifting. whats REALLY odd is to compare my thigh to my lower leg i look like a drumstick

ive noticed in the past few months i have shoulders now, that is to say, on a cut off shirt something actually sticks out
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these should help

me pre-surgery (i guess 03?) and me after prom (may 05)
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Well, the jacket and hair add to the roundman idea. And you're young and you'll change shape. Most all guys do as they mature. It's just that some help it along with physical activity. I'm amazed when I see some of wally's old friends and how they've shot up or out now that they're in their 20's.

I walked an elderly friend to her car today where her husband was waiting. She asked him if he'd gone running while we were in the meeting. He said he did more walking than running, but he'd been to the track at the high school nearby. He's in his mid 70's. That's pretty awesome.
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