Seeing as how there are so many cool and badass guitars thrown around on this site....I figure its time to post pics of guitars that look fucking retarded....ones you should never lay hands on retarded.....


May the bashing begin!!!!!


Retardo ESP.....owner has issues

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Stupidest fucking guitar I've ever seen IMO:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...tachmentid=6220




Hahaha j/k. But seriously I think these are the worst; I don't see why anyone would want a fish guitar or why Dave Mustaine would design this piece of shit after his awesome KV's.

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resou...zoraxe011-m.JPG

http://www.jrrshop.com/images/espaxxion.jpg

I was wondering how long it would take for that.....

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super lame...

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He shoulda just got 'I love slipknot' on the inlays

Thats fucking discusting, and whats more discusting is that its his 'dream' guitar, and whats EVEN worse is that people actually said it was cool down the bottom of the page in the forum


Each to their own i guess

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http://jugedredd95.free.fr/wangcaster.jpg
http://www.carverdoug.com/1.jpg/SAM-BONE.100.jpg
http://www.hagstromusa.com/Kent/hag13.jpg

The neck is lame

Please don't make your own TV show.

www.jacksonguitars.com

Dumbass.

The ESP was lame.

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thanks for showing us all that your an immature 13 year old fag

That paint job is fucking beautiful though. I'd like something like that, just darker.

And to the person who posted the ibanez link?

Jackson RULE!

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Get the wangcaster out of here. The only honest guitar ever produced is in no way dumb.

whAT!? I'm confused on what just happened here...

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whoops sorry I wasn't thinking what I said. I'm not saying that ibanezes are not-good-guitars, bui I think that the brand is.

No, i don't care if you don't like them. But don't post stupid shit like that. If you hate Ibanez, fine. But brand praising is stupid, whorish, and belongs on another forum where 13 year olds belong.

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http://www.edromanguitars.com/guita...Fcustom_950.jpg

Just what the hell is this anyways?

it looks like anus, bob.

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It looks like an ESP AX that had a shave in the nether regions...

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i think telecasters are some of the ugliest things (cant even call them guitars) to ever be mass produced, i mean there will always be the occasional custom guitar that looks like crap but telecasters are wide spread pure concentrated crap. They are a sorry excuse for crap, they are the epitome of worthlessness. They are a waste of materials, think how many awesome guitars could be made with all of the wood and metal used on building telecasters.

No need to post a link, i would hope you all know what a telecaster is.

Edit: IMO

If I actually owned a telecaster (i was going to get one), I'd be highly offended, and probably slap the n00b out of you. Granted, its your opinion. But they are not THAT ugly...

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well, at least there is a contradicting opinion. i believe that if there is no one to argue against what i say, there is no point in saying it, and i suppose it is good you didnt get a telecaster then isnt it? Congrats for picking something else

Ummmmm. . . . I don't exactly know what to say. . . Is this a metal tab forum/thread or a bipolars anonymous meeting? Besides that telecasters aren't exactly made from buckeye wood with platinum so it isn't exactly that big of a waste. If they were. . . then I could understand all the whoo haa. . . . until they are made of like the most precious woods and metals who cares. Plus telecasters don't have all that much on some of the new BC Rich bodies. . . or the wannabe BC Rich brands. . . . Some people try to hard to make something "original" meaning just because something has more crazy of a body or more sharp points doesn't mean the guitar itself is better.

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to tell you the truth, i agree with everything right there. I was more just using the "Waste of Materials" bit more as a hyperbole than a true statement, something just to prove my extreme dislike of telecasters, although i dont like B.C. Rich, i would rather have a BC than a telecaster (sadly enough)

Ehhh, glad you didn't take those comments like a bitch. . . for some reason computers don't convey emotion very well and everything seems so sarcastic. . . .

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Tele's are okay. Their more significant with the blues/country/folk/gospel music, and not too imaginative with metal. Ooh Ooh Slipknot plays one!!!11 ...waits for flame... ~~~ whew... thanks. On that note. As big of an Ibanez fan as I am, .. I fuckin hate this body of a guitar. Looks like a giant tick! ESP has some really nice guitars, but this one sucks mine and your balls. What a wretched body shape. And on my final note bust a nut!

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Im sure someone will disagree, but on the Ibanez JEM guitars, I really think that hole in the body for carrying the guitar looks like shit.
They are fuckin beautiful, especially the inlay, but I think the hand shaped space ruins it

Its definately not a 'dumb guitar', but its a dumb addition to a guitar IMO

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I absolutely hate the AX series. So disgusting. They should not exist. And that cock guitar is just not even cool. That is the most disgusting thing I may have ever seen.

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Only a good player with skill should even attempt to play a telecaster , so emo that leaves you out. I guess if it aint a 200 Dollar POS with HZs you aint with it.
You couldnt handle a Telecaster or a ES 335 either>

If you can explain to me where you get off calling me emo, and being a belligerant cunt, then you can. But you need to just shut the fuck up, and stop ruining threads with stupid crap like that.

And insulting my skill proves how much of an immature little boy you are, reguardless of how "old you are." Stay on topic, and quit your shit, because I'm tired of seeing all of it.

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Eye Of The Beholder?

Whatcha think?










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Dissection....you're AS guilty.
Take it to RTT like the staff asks so often please.
You ordering people with insults, brings it around and around.

Fox....you gotta take that arguing stuff to RTT too.

Thats just disgusting. Some of the shapes that people come up with are horrendous.

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I kinda like this....
ODD
Never seen pickups shaped like this

Actually I think your emotionally disturbed. Dorkasaurus , you talk like you know what your talking about , I bet you never even held a telecaster , So how can you comment.
besides nits, you interjected in my post , TFB , I tried to be civil to ya, I congratulated you on your POS guitar that you got from Ebay , but you had to be you , It was too hard for you to keep it respectful , well EMO , you reap what you sowed.

Emotionally Disturbed does not make you emo. What makes you emo is your style of dress, the following of rock music dubbed "emo," as PST has put it. The senseless bitching and whining from those who follow the scene is a mere coincidence, and a generalization, because I know many 'emo kids' who are perfectly happy, and do not bitch. And as for my "POS guitar," thats your opinion.

P.S. - My dad used to have a tele, until his dumbass brother broke it. I have a picture of me "holding it" (i wasn't even a year old). So lets not assume, shit for brains. Lets not ruin another thread.

Bia: Wow, thats another one of those really odd customs. To each their own with the style...

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u should've called it cock rock. u know that BK band

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Respect hits rock bottom...

Would you please shut the fuck up and stop filling every crevace you enter with your bullshit?
People arent picking on you, if there were someone else here who did it just as bad then i would say the same thing to them.
You just took a shot at Dissection for no reason about the telecaster thing.


Bia - I think that 'Odd' guitar looks pretty cool aswell

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[QUOTE=Dissection]Emotionally Disturbed does not make you emo. What makes you emo is your style of dress, the following of rock music dubbed "emo," as PST has put it. The senseless bitching and whining from those who follow the scene is a mere coincidence, and a generalization, because I know many 'emo kids' who are perfectly happy, and do not bitch. And as for my "POS guitar," thats your opinion.

P.S. - My dad used to have a tele, until his dumbass brother broke it. I have a picture of me "holding it" (i wasn't even a year old). So lets not assume, shit for brains. Lets not ruin another thread.

Jesus Fox....can you and dissection stop arguing in these threads!!!

I made this thread so me and other members of metaltabs could post pics of retarded fucking guitars....not so you could bash someone about telecasters.

Are you a fucking drama queen or what?

besides, teles are dumb anyway.....they are hideous!!!

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ahhh wrong I refer you to Vetta Vs 5150 in the gear section, read his lovely post to me , it went something like FOX SHUT THE FUCK UP . I dont know how to do quotes otherwise I put it up. I was talking to someone else had nothing to do with him, Im just returning the medicine , And I didnt see you tell him that when he started with his emo bullshirt , make it fair

[QUOTE=philkilla666]Jesus Fox.
Cool you called me God ,
If you think teles are shit thats fine , its your right.
I hate B.C richs ,

later

This is what i'd consider 'starting shit'. Its fuckin un-nessecary, its just a statement to piss his off more, resulting in more bullshit. But thats obviously what you want, at least we know what kinda person you are.

Now to try sway back on topic (sorry)

hahaha homemade or what?

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Now to try sway back on topic (sorry)
I did stay on topic I said If you dont like telleys thats cool , I dont like the way BC richs look , That is on topic correct.

This is Ontopic....
Stella Stereo

hehehe

Imagine taking that to a tech and getting him to replace the wiring

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Probably a great twang for surf guitar of the 60s .

Beauty or Beast?

Wellson Belltone



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Thats sorta cool but not nearly enough to call it a beauty, if i could get it for like $50-100 then I wouldn't complain.

fox quit emo hunting. that was so last year

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sorry but I can't resist but jesus ain't the same as god...

now, holy fuck these guitars are bloody awful, how the fuck does anyone even think of making these things? some of them are kind of ugly in a cool way thoug I guess

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Not a guitar but still atrocious.

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AHaahaha, i was thinking as the picture loaded "whats so bad about this" then it got to the body, and uh...

Ps, that dream guitar is quite possibly the gr1mmest thing to be immagined. Especially the spare 'bucker

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haha did seth putnam do that dream guitar?

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I imagine he dreamed it up while in his coma.

Off topic but:

Seth Putnam is starting up a new local band in the boston area. Anal Cunt is no more, and his new band is a parodic black metal band (NOT Impaled Northern Moonforest) that is apparently extremely bigoted and not afraid to show it in the least. A friend of mine knows where their first show might be and i'm gonna try and get in.

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