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2005-08-15, 18:47
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slack as fuck
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Goddamn maritimes..
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Originally Posted by John Holland
Staying on topic :
Conversation between me and a homophobic redneck ---
Redneck : "Well, gawddamnit, I hate me some mutherfuckin' fags!"
Me : "So you hate gay people?"
Redneck : "Hell yeah I hate gay people! Them and their fuckin homo buttsex bullshit is screwin up America!"
Me : "Let me ask you an off-question : Have you ever once enjoyed taking a shit?"
Redneck : "Kind of a weird question, but yeah. Does'nt everyone?"
Me : "I am going somewhere with this, I promise. So you do like taking a shit."
Redneck : "Yeah."
Me : "Exactly. Inside the anus are feely receptors, and whenever something rubs against them, they send 'feel-good' signals to the brain."
Redneck : ".................................."
Me : "What's even better, ever notice how the bigger the long turd you're pumping out, the better it feels?"
Redneck : "..........................................................  "
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Originally Posted by Soulinsane
Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2005-08-15, 19:50
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
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JH --You're awful!! That guy probably either is paralyzed with fear, hitting on one of his buddies, or going through the crisper drawer of the fridge looking for corn or a carrot.
There's a Navy saying --"If you're on top you're not gay."
Also -- "What's queer on the pier is okay underway."
 Right, Souli' ??
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-08-15, 20:51
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: 19713, Delaware
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Originally Posted by Bia
they are simply boys...venting their sexual frustration.
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That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard come out of anyone's mouth in a very long time. yes, right, I feel the need to mock you for the sole fact that I'm not getting any, because that makes sense, right? You fucking idiot. I think I'm going to use the "block member" button, and see how well it really works.
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Originally Posted by Frozen Soul
Wow, that was really clever. I could have never done that. I mean, it's amazing how you took my quote, put in your own little touch of senseless fabrication and tried to be funny with it - However, you sucked at being funny.
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I enjoyed that.
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Originally Posted by John Holland
Staying on topic :
Conversation between me and a homophobic redneck ---
Redneck : "Well, gawddamnit, I hate me some mutherfuckin' fags!"
Me : "So you hate gay people?"
Redneck : "Hell yeah I hate gay people! Them and their fuckin homo buttsex bullshit is screwin up America!"
Me : "Let me ask you an off-question : Have you ever once enjoyed taking a shit?"
Redneck : "Kind of a weird question, but yeah. Does'nt everyone?"
Me : "I am going somewhere with this, I promise. So you do like taking a shit."
Redneck : "Yeah."
Me : "Exactly. Inside the anus are feely receptors, and whenever something rubs against them, they send 'feel-good' signals to the brain."
Redneck : ".................................."
Me : "What's even better, ever notice how the bigger the long turd you're pumping out, the better it feels?"
Redneck : ".......................................................... "
I think I caused him quite a bit of mental anguish with that one. |
You make me giggle, boy.
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Originally Posted by Nihilist
The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-08-15, 21:06
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My Ass, Your Face
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Michigan
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Originally Posted by Frozen Soul
Wow, that was really clever. I could have never done that. I mean, it's amazing how you took my quote, put in your own little touch of senseless fabrication and tried to be funny with it - However, you sucked at being funny.
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Hahahahahaha!!!
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2005-08-17, 08:56
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Banned
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Angelskingarden
Posts: 2,395
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Originally Posted by Dissection
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard come out of anyone's mouth in a very long time. yes, right, I feel the need to mock you for the sole fact that I'm not getting any, because that makes sense, right? You fucking idiot. I think I'm going to use the "block member" button, and see how well it really works.
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Um .... I know what to do ...
I'd say that this internet forum post of yours indicates your frustrated libido.
Yeah.
That's it.
That's legitimate.
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2005-08-20, 18:13
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Dorchester, MA
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I dont like anal 
Now Blowjobs and fingerbanging...that's some good shit.
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with my own time role your own innocence by
grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
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2005-08-20, 18:37
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Muffin Ass
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Sugar Britches
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Originally Posted by HalfmastTrousers
I dont like anal
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hehehe
Isnt life grand? |
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2005-08-20, 18:55
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Dorchester, MA
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abso-fuckin-lutely. My life is the greatest it's ever been. Hot girlfriend, full scholarship to my school, kickass guitar gear, and im getting better at playing.
Finally my youth is worth something to me 
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with my own time role your own innocence by
grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
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2005-08-20, 19:07
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
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Next thing you know you'll be on your own getting screwed right and left by everyone and their brother and not even a kiss first. Then ya die.
Have a happy day.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-08-20, 19:13
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Dorchester, MA
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Which is why im holding onto my youth like grim death.
later's gonna suck so i'm gonna have fun now.
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with my own time role your own innocence by
grab on to my sleeve the one that grabs at your ankle
debate to understand that we all have a flaw
then fail to represent your life as you know it
god grant you one wish to turn back the time... correct and create
me and my star
matthew good night
you know by law when you'll be forgiven
maria my star
matthew goodnight
you know my lord when you'll be forgiven
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2005-08-20, 19:19
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Home is where the <3 is
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Well, actually, mine hasn't been as bad as some people's has. And I'm still alive and I still feel pretty young except first thing in the morning trying to get out of bed or if I sit too long. I'm starting to get a little frost on the pumpkin, too. I'm pretty healthy, got a good ole man, and some good kids. I can't ask for much more.
(walks off singing "Life's Been Good to Me" by Joe Walsh)
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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