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Old 2005-07-31, 23:03
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fav. funny song

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steve vai-fuck yourself
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Old 2005-07-31, 23:09
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that one bls where theyre just fucking around and jamming and shit. not sure if its an actualy song or a hidden thing, or even what album its on, i think blessed hellride
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Old 2005-07-31, 23:22
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anything crotchdusters ever done
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Old 2005-07-31, 23:26
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Old 2005-08-01, 00:17
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any tenacious d song. in some songs they have some serious guitar work, man.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 00:47
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Most Primus. Les and his crazy antics, they make me chuckle.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 00:55
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Old 2005-08-01, 02:25
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Green Jelly does a pretty good rendition of The Three Little Pigs.....clever.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 02:48
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I love Maynard : NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN !!1!1!1



Surprises me, Bia, that you'd be down with the Green Jelly.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 03:58
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anything crotchdusters ever done


ditto or anything by GWAR

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Green Jelly does a pretty good rendition of The Three Little Pigs.....clever.


I've heard that it is cool
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Old 2005-08-01, 04:02
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Old 2005-08-01, 04:04
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Most Primus. Les and his crazy antics, they make me chuckle.

wtf is your avatar.im pre-emptively grossedo ut
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Old 2005-08-01, 05:24
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The kristet utseende and onkel kånkel but both bands sing in swedish so doubt you guys have heard them(except the swedes on the board) anyway thats some funny shit
 
Old 2005-08-01, 06:37
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anything by the rugburns, and all of adam sandlers work, who can forget piece of shit car
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Old 2005-08-01, 06:43
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Hidden track on one of the Osmose-compilations, probably done by Gehenna, totally drunk, with a trumpet.
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Old 2005-08-01, 09:20
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Old 2005-08-01, 10:05
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The hidden track on Between the Buried and Me's 'Silent Circus'.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 12:24
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Old 2005-08-01, 14:49
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Old 2005-08-01, 15:16
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Satan's Ice Cream Truck, Strapping Young Lad.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 17:43
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Anal Cunt and Impaled Northern Moonfrost.
 
Old 2005-08-01, 20:04
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Old 2005-08-01, 21:24
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Green Jelly does a pretty good rendition of The Three Little Pigs.....clever.


A classic if ever i knew one

I find a lot of funeral for a friend quite funny
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Old 2005-08-02, 01:46
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Crispin Hellion Glover, bitches! He's an absolute nutcase. You need the songs "Clowny Clown Clown" and "Auto-Manipulator"

Also Lazy Boy- Underwear Goes Inside the Pant. Very good song, makes a lot of sense too. Talks about issues in the world today.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 01:47
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Motorhead - Dont Let Daddy Kiss Me..

Lemmy singing it is just halarious!
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Old 2005-08-02, 02:00
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If not my cover of "Hit me baby one more time" then Between the Buried and Me's hidden track on "The Silent Circus" at like 14 minutes and some shit. . . "I ain't no god damn Womaaaaan". . . . How great is that being that I live in Texas and hicks love that song because they don't understand that it is making fun of them.
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Old 2005-08-02, 02:20
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just looking at Gwar makes me laugh.

i dont mean to sound sterotypical, but i think wierd al is pretty funny, but listening to some old megadeth covers makes me chukle.
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Old 2005-08-02, 02:24
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frank zappa, paul gilbert, and steve vai make me laugh.
and on malmsteen's new album a song called tokyo flight made me laugh for a long time
 
Old 2005-08-02, 03:41
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Tenacious D, man. They rock my balls in ways my balls have never been rocked before. I bet they'd love to hear that, tool
Also, Green Jelly, the Three Little Pigs, see the video, it's funny as fuck.
ICP also used to crack me up a lot. Haven't listened to 'em in quite some time, I'll have to get back on track with that.
 
Old 2005-08-02, 05:20
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If not my cover of "Hit me baby one more time" then Between the Buried and Me's hidden track on "The Silent Circus" at like 14 minutes and some shit. . . "I ain't no god damn Womaaaaan". . . . How great is that being that I live in Texas and hicks love that song because they don't understand that it is making fun of them.

HAHA fuck yes,I love it at the end where he says"I ain't no lil' dang ole boy".
 
Old 2005-08-02, 09:20
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Satan's Ice Cream Truck, Strapping Young Lad.

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Old 2005-08-03, 21:23
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It's sad though. . . I love that song because it makes fun of hicks and rednecks but I treasure things that rednecks have created such as any type of whiskey(mostly Jack Daniels.) And because smoking smells I decided to pick up dipping again. . . And I live in Texas. . . I am not helping my situation by my activities.
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Old 2005-08-03, 22:13
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bruce dickinson's cover of bohemian rhapsody with the opera singer
oh and that song on the spinal tap movie big bottoms

EDIT: why is this on the guitar zone?
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Old 2005-08-07, 23:29
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Adam Sandler's Hawnika song (i dont know how to spell it), Cigaro and Ddevil from System of a Down... thats all i can think of...

"my shit stinks much better than yours,
my shit stinks right down through the floor!"

so damn stupid...
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Old 2005-08-07, 23:43
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Old 2005-08-08, 04:03
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Satan's Ice Cream Truck, Strapping Young Lad.


That's quite good.

Most Blood Duster tracks but what's awesome is Richard Cheese. He does Jazzy Frank Sinatra-esque covers of popular songs. He's covered Slayer's War Ensemble, which is funny hearing this guy sing about rotting corspes and killing people.
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Old 2005-08-08, 05:52
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Anything by Dark Throne...The lyrics are sooo bad it's funny...
 
Old 2005-08-08, 05:52
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Anything by Dark Throne...The lyrics are sooo bad it's funny...


Yeah, thats you, Ed. WTF.
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Old 2005-08-08, 06:03
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Old 2005-08-08, 06:06
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its Darkthrone* btw. Just so you know how to make fun of a band properly; getting their name right, for starters, helps alot.

I should say Bleeding Through just to spite you. And in an effort to play my part as a senior member of the forum, cut down on the chit chat. Thats why we have a seperate forum dedicated to small talk and dicking around.

Which is why I'm going to get suspended again. Ahem. Now, lets all shut the fuck up and talk about shitty music.
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Old 2005-08-08, 15:22
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any tenacious d song. in some songs they have some serious guitar work, man.

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