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Old 2005-07-26, 23:04
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Old 2005-07-26, 23:11
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mm mm, headbangingly good
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Old 2005-07-27, 14:02
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I saw the commercial about 3 times now and I thought it was the most annoying music I ever heard. The last time I saw it I noticed coqroq.com in the bottom-left corner and I said to myself, "This couldn't be a real band." Well I'll be damn if it is, at least it will give the Slipknot fans something to whine about so I can have a good laugh.
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Old 2005-07-27, 14:26
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yes, check the comments posted on blabbermouth, some of the "maggots" are really having a fit


but i actually dont think this is a real band
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Old 2005-07-27, 14:50
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Sounds a good deal. Spend a few bucks and start a faux-band of annoying mass produced cretinism, get a slab of free publicity. Even if it is the screaming whingy kind.

Read those comments if you want to hate teenagers more.
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Old 2005-07-27, 16:33
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i just saw the commercial last night.. i only really laughed cause i heard about it here first
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Old 2005-07-27, 19:12
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This is undeniable proof that the apocalypse is fast approaching.
 
Old 2005-07-27, 19:21
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hahahahahahaha


i hate teenagers enough, but i still read all the comments.
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Old 2005-07-27, 19:59
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5$ says PETA tries to counter this somehow in a like-minded fashion.
 
Old 2005-07-27, 20:13
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hah.. i heard a funny joke at PETA's expence..

"i'm fine with vegitarians, but its the animal rights people that shove it in your face i dont like, like PETA. People for the Ethnical Treatment of Animals. i'd like to start my own organization and call it PETA too "People Eating Tasty Animals"
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Old 2005-07-27, 20:18
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Its not too uncommon for that ... Da Vinci was a vegetarian, yet designed war machines


As for the 5$ bet, my paypal can be reached at ... eh forget it. We all know they're going to do it.
 
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5$ says PETA tries to counter this somehow in a like-minded fashion.
Like 9 guys wearing masks of regular people eating actual human fingers instead of chicken? Because I swear sometimes it seems like PETA would rather kill someone else than to hurt a fucking animal.
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Old 2005-07-27, 20:28
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PETA supports organizations such as the ALF (yes, Alf), and other 'animal terrorists' financially, so yeah, they're pretty much on the record as prefering to hurt people. But the funny thing is that they killed a lot of animals they 'rescued' from the streets, themselves.

The funniest thing about this band for me is that 'chickenhead' is black street slang for an easy fuck. Every time I see that commercial, I mute the sound and shit myself laughing.
 
Old 2005-07-27, 20:29
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Old 2005-07-27, 20:46
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PETA supports organizations such as the ALF (yes, Alf), and other 'animal terrorists' financially, so yeah, they're pretty much on the record as prefering to hurt people. But the funny thing is that they killed a lot of animals they 'rescued' from the streets, themselves.

The funniest thing about this band for me is that 'chickenhead' is black street slang for an easy fuck. Every time I see that commercial, I mute the sound and shit myself laughing.
I'm sure we've all heard the rumors that PETA supports any kinda of terrorism or something like that. Like I needed more reasons to hate them.





Wow it got off subject quick.
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Old 2005-07-27, 20:51
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Wow it got off subject quick.


I think its fair to say that anything that could have been said about Coq Roq has been said.
 
Old 2005-07-27, 20:55
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Old 2005-07-27, 20:57
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No need for rumors. Their tax returns are a matter of public record due to tax exempt status, and they've made open gifts to people convicted of such things as research lab bombings, etc.
 
Old 2005-07-27, 20:59
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The single most aggravating and annoying person I've ever met or talked to was a vegan. And she/he/whatever was aggravating because of his/her/its vegan beliefs.



*to explain the "she/he/it" pronouns being flung about, she was a transexual who believed she was a gay man, and acted as if she were a gay man, and would berate you incessantly if you failed to acknowledge it when referring to her.

"I want to come out of the closet and tell the world I'm gay."

"But you're a female, that would make you hetero ---"

"YOU INTOLERANT PIECE OF MALE HOMOPHOBIC CONSERVATIVE SHIT !!!!!

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Old 2005-07-27, 21:42
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The funniest thing about this band for me is that 'chickenhead' is black street slang for an easy fuck. Every time I see that commercial, I mute the sound and shit myself laughing.




HAHAHAHAHAH
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Old 2005-07-30, 05:56
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