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Ballad of John Holland
He's such a nice guy I couldn't resist. I don't know if this is more irish jig or Johnny Cash-like. How about a headbangin' irish jig?
"The Ballad of John Holland"
He went to the dentist the other day
To get his smart teeth yanked away
To ease the pain from the holes that remained
He was given an elixir that was a quick pain fixer
And he found that he couldn't complain
(Chorus)
Oh, John Holland was his name
He put all the other guys to shame
His noggin' was muddled, his wording was puddled
But he will be remembered for his infamous fame
Oh, John Holland
Oh, John Holland
Oh, John Holland
Was his name
He had a religious confrontation
When driving his car from being the patient
The car said "A door is ajar" so he didn't get far
He wondered if he should stop for mayo and bread
Then he offered his words of wisdom
Funny since those were the teeth he was missin'
But one of these days he'll come down from his haze
And for different reasons his pants he'll be pissin'
(Chorus)
Oh, John Holland was his name
He put all the other guys to shame
His noggin' was muddled, his wording was puddled
But he will be remembered for his infamous fame
Oh, John Holland
Oh, John Holland
Oh, John Holland
Was his name
BJH
7/25/2005
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-07-25, 22:36
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2005-07-25, 22:47
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2005-07-25, 22:54
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I dont' think I've ever gotten a reply like that before!!!!! rofl You're immorally immortalized now.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-07-25, 23:58
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hahahaha that was great.
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2005-07-26, 00:14
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HES BAAACK
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wow...
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2005-07-26, 00:50
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john holland was his name indeed  i think he also went to pick up some blueberry jam to match his car
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Bottle of Vodka, $25
Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....
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2005-07-26, 03:25
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bugfucker strikes back.
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Man, he was so fucked up when I talked to him the other night. 
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-07-26, 05:07
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I'm sober now ...
hhhhhoooooolllyyy shit.
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2005-07-26, 05:35
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hahahha
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2005-07-26, 16:42
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I bet you're not too happy anymore either, as your teeth are probably exorbitantly in pain |
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2005-07-26, 17:44
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When he smiles he looks like ---> A little green around the gills.
I'm glad you thought this was okay.  I'm still pondering more verses.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2005-07-26, 20:45
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I bet you're not too happy anymore either, as your teeth are probably exorbitantly in pain |
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