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Yeah, worth a minute of anyone's time, those girls. Even yours, as it happens. You big crazy lesbian type, you.
Please no-one complain about how there isn't any death metal in the clip. That's just what it's called.
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Yeah, worth a minute of anyone's time, those girls. Even yours, as it happens. You big crazy lesbian type, you.
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I don't think Jim's fantasies involve girls looking at porn. Even if the Lenny Bruce quote thread didn't suggest it, I've had enough conversations with him to know he's got a more creative and unusual libidinal imagination than that.
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I don't think Jim's fantasies involve girls looking at porn. Even if the Lenny Bruce quote thread didn't suggest it, I've had enough conversations with him to know he's got a more creative and unusual libidinal imagination than that.
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That was my only retort to the "big crazy lesbian" comment I had at that moment.
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Shhhhhh
That was my only retort to the "big crazy lesbian" comment I had at that moment.
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Oh sure, you say that now. But in twelve margaritas time, and you'll be upside down on the pool table playing the "5th Billiard Ball Game" with Candy the lingerie waitress.
Who said I'm any kind of perv? Horsefuck. I'm lovely.
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I just watched a special about Suicide Girls on Showtime last week.
Let me know if you need a photographer (and by photographer I mean a hot and scummy sex partner).
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I just watched a special about Sucide Girls on Showtime last week.
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Holy shit, bia has nothing on you! haha...what does your boyfriend think of it?
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flattered and blushing am i, and yes i am beaten by that girl, but anyway once my profile goes up on SG (shameless advertisement here) you should all join up for only four dollas a month. http://www.suicidegirls.com its basically pin up girls, except they have tattoos , piercings, and they're just downright awesome.
word.
and my bf loves the fact that i'm soon to be on SG. he gloats about it and its quite amusing lol.
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Chewbacca haha.
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nice pics Pineapple  . im pretty sure thats a first on Metaltabs. well done. your tits dont suck, they are quite nice . the only sucking here would be me on them.
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flattered and blushing am i, and yes i am beaten by that girl, but anyway once my profile goes up on SG (shameless advertisement here) you should all join up for only four dollas a month. http://www.suicidegirls.com its basically pin up girls, except they have tattoos , piercings, and they're just downright awesome.
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can you just send me the pics instead i dont really want to use $4 every month that could be used on other things
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can you just send me the pics instead i dont really want to use $4 every month that could be used on other things
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why you twatty little backwards evolution.
Why would she do that when it is her way of making money? Go learn to walk up right and think at the same time before showing how retarded you are.
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why you twatty little backwards evolution.
Why would she do that when it is her way of making money? Go learn to walk up right and think at the same time before showing how retarded you are.
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word. i mean sure i will be getting 300 dollas every photoset that gets put up there, but i mean, yeah those photos immediately become property of suicide girls, i am their property . well its shared between them and my fiance, but every inch of this scrumptious flesh is owned. lol. slavery= less responsibilities. ^_^
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Post the pics from your shott when you get them cuz your well hot. init.
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i might. i mean i can post some of them here once i get them on the SG site. cuz then they will have the SG logo printed on them, so at least i am using them fior advertisement. yay!
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word. i mean sure i will be getting 300 dollas every photoset that gets put up there, but i mean, yeah those photos immediately become property of suicide girls, i am their property . well its shared between them and my fiance, but every inch of this scrumptious flesh is owned. lol. slavery= less responsibilities. ^_^
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i might. i mean i can post some of them here once i get them on the SG site. cuz then they will have the SG logo printed on them, so at least i am using them fior advertisement. yay!
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I just didn't know that hot girls were into hanging about metal forums. 
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Could i ask what made you join metaltabs?
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I joined like years and years and years ago because i was raised on metal and rock music. While my mother was desperatley trying to turn me to jesus (who i found, and promptly locked in my trunk to rot) my father was raising me on tool, rob zombie, Led zepplin, black sabbath, ac/dc, and all sorts of ridiculous hair metal from the eighties ( can you say Dio? lol)
but yeah i really like alot of different types of music and metal just happens to be one of them.
I found this site when i was searching for some tabs....but i cant remember what.
satisfied?
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Yes i am thanks i feel enlightened. 
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Well i've had 34 pm's and i've been here ages.
But no-one here likes me.
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I would send you a pm.
But unlike alot of these people i have hot girls around my area i can use. Ask Kiem he knows.
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Not necessarily...
The PM box holds 70 messages....in one year I have had to clear that box at least 5 times and havnt shown any boobs yet.
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Shit...I post fully clothed and am called a WHORE and a SLUT.....and you want nudies?
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they called you that bia? what a shame.
Have you ever listened to Margeret Cho's standup routine where she says "I hate talking to stupid people. I mean, I would rather blow somebody than talk about the weather. I'm not a slut, I'm a time saver."
nobody called me a slut or a whore. funny cuz thats what i was expecting, but i wasnt pleasantly surprised by flattering comments, and the most interesting come ons i have heard.
still no one has used my favorite,
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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they called you that bia? what a shame.
Have you ever listened to Margeret Cho's standup routine where she says "I hate talking to stupid people. I mean, I would rather blow somebody than talk about the weather. I'm not a slut, I'm a time saver."
nobody called me a slut or a whore. funny cuz thats what i was expecting, but i wasnt pleasantly surprised by flattering comments, and the most interesting come ons i have heard.
still no one has used my favorite,
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Post more nude pictures!
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Not necessarily...
The PM box holds 70 messages....in one year I have had to clear that box at least 5 times and havnt shown any boobs yet.
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I lost count of emptying my pm box, too. Not as much as you, Bia, but a few times for sure.
Robbie, I would, too! SHOW US YOUR MAN BOOBS!!!!
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i dunno if you could handle more nudies of me, i think its robbie's turn.
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well umm......nice armpits.
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they called you that bia? what a shame.
Have you ever listened to Margeret Cho's standup routine where she says "I hate talking to stupid people. I mean, I would rather blow somebody than talk about the weather. I'm not a slut, I'm a time saver."
nobody called me a slut or a whore. funny cuz thats what i was expecting, but i wasnt pleasantly surprised by flattering comments, and the most interesting come ons i have heard.
still no one has used my favorite,
"does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Whahahahahaha well if you want to see me pm me and maybe work something out.
I don't want men looking at me and jerking off i know what zionist is like
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wtf? not that I don't like it just...wtf?
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Hehehe she's nice eh?
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Fuck look whats happened here! The quiet little tits thread advanced 3 pages in the 10 hours i was asleep.
I forget how to spell scrumptious, hey i did it
This is your doing
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Robbie i am now totally sure there is a penis between your ears.
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Robbie i am now totally sure there is a penis between your ears.
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Several of the ones kissing your ass are the same that call me a whore and a slut and ugly and anything else their fragile little boy personas (sp?) can come up with.
But it's cool....they're well known by everyone one on the board as our EMO Metal Crew.
They'll "get laid" eventually and finally lighten up I'm sure.
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This forum has officially pissed me off.
Everyone here are so serious and can't have any fun. Lighten up!!!!
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You only just noticed that? Been reading with your eyes shut or something lol
Keeps it interesting at least
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i only posted those cuz this thread needs some pictures to keep it alive.
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Yeah, right. It's as regular as any other thread on here, but have your jollies.
Yep, Bia, I was thinking about the same thing. The drool buckets are overflowing til the next one comes along.
Robbie, we're waiting.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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how about some tits than
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This thread is getting lame...Oh well, if it pleasures you to keep the animals fed.
I'd rather fuck my girlfriend any day than look at some T&A on the internet.
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Nice for some, cunt
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oh well thats nice for you. but some of us cant get fucked cuz our significant others are across the ocean.
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wow....I ask and I recieve...I'm beginning to like you...
you are fuckin sexy
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thank you! i just have horribly low self esteem and feed off flattery.
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i already went through the denial phase, step two is admitting. it. i think the consecutive steps were ripped out of the exhibitionists guide to putting their clothes back on.....because i can seem to get past the admittal stage.
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