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Old 2006-01-21, 22:35
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Old 2006-01-21, 23:42
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OH YES! It's Brian Peppers!

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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-01-21, 23:48
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Its hard to believe that is real....at least that is what I've read....
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Old 2006-01-22, 00:18
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I dunno why this girl always has to pull strange faces i mean she is hot but she ruins the pics herself.
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HOLY CRAP Thats a lot of foundation. Or fuckin airbrushing. She could maybe have been cute, if it werent for that. Jesus christ.
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Old 2006-01-22, 01:07
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He's real. He's also beautiful.

http://gorillamask.net/gma050611.shtml
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Old 2006-01-22, 10:39
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Old 2006-01-22, 17:34
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Wow. That's the least enjoyable-looking sex I've ever seen. Still, it is sex in public, so one step at a time. First we have sex in public; then we enjoy having sex in public. I'll wait for step two.
 
Old 2006-01-22, 19:43
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Wow. That's the least enjoyable-looking sex I've ever seen...

Hahah...
so they were screwing to save trees from being cut down.

With that logic...then they must not wipe their asses with TP or ever did schoolwork on paper.

So they're smelly and uneducated and going to save mother earth.

Mom must be so proud.
 
Old 2006-01-22, 21:23
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could you imagine the possibilities if you could save anything with dropped tuned guitars bad vocals and unenjoyable sex. we could like end hunger and bring world peace.
 
Old 2006-01-23, 11:33
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could you imagine the possibilities if you could save anything with dropped tuned guitars bad vocals and unenjoyable sex. we could like end hunger and bring world peace.


Haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and have enough goodwill left for an extra space program!

I have to admit, I've never seen this before.
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Old 2006-01-23, 11:44
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what the fuck is all i have to say for that pic
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Old 2006-01-23, 20:39
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Old 2006-01-24, 00:57
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Old 2006-01-24, 19:25
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What happened to the good pics? Instead of all these stupid ones.
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Old 2006-01-24, 20:02
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i dont like big tits, but her tits look ok good to me
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Old 2006-01-24, 20:12
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girl on top, i like those kinda breasts (see im calling them breasts and not tits, wich says alot)
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Old 2006-01-25, 06:14
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dude her tits are small
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Old 2006-01-25, 15:07
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i dont like big tits, but her tits look ok good to me

Pity she has a crappy face.

And i wouldn't say they are that big!!!!
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Old 2006-01-25, 15:55
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Old 2006-01-25, 16:24
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her tits look ok good to me


Her face doesn't.
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Old 2006-01-25, 17:57
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ok so she doesnt have big tits, i think their big period, bunch of perverted cup xxx tit lovers

i agree on the face though, but hell this is the tits thread not the girls with the cutest face thread
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Old 2006-01-25, 19:33
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ok so she doesnt have big tits, i think their big period, bunch of perverted cup xxx tit lovers

i agree on the face though, but hell this is the tits thread not the girls with the cutest face thread

No if it was that Mr T or brian peppers would win. Even though they are of the male species.
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Old 2006-01-25, 19:33
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tits are good as long as they're there, which means they can be small... but if they werent... you'd feel like a pedophile... but some of you would like that....

tits are bad when they're so big that they sag like motherfuckers... have the potential to injure you... or get in the way of the action.

People need more appreciation for the smaller tits.
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I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2006-01-25, 19:35
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tits are good as long as they're there, which means they can be small... but if they werent... you'd feel like a pedophile... but some of you would like that....

tits are bad when they're so big that they sag like motherfuckers... have the potential to injure you... or get in the way of the action.

People need more appreciation for the smaller tits.

This guy knows what he's on about!!!!!

I like about C Cup cuz there is something there and are not hugest of the huge.
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Old 2006-01-25, 21:28
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This guy knows what he's on about!!!!!

I like about C Cup cuz there is something there and are not hugest of the huge.


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Old 2006-01-26, 17:39
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euhm ok
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Old 2006-01-26, 18:03
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Swedish chicks kick ass.


Oh yeah.
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Old 2006-01-27, 17:08
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Swedish Chicks only kick ass on mondays.
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Old 2006-01-27, 20:38
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Old 2006-01-27, 22:02
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This guy knows what he's on about!!!!!

I like about C Cup cuz there is something there and are not hugest of the huge.



yeah man, i find theyre perfect mid range, because they barely get in the way, and theyre still big enough to be impressed with. Heh.. theres this girl at my school... i think she has E's... its wierd... each one is the size of her head...

and now for a giant picture of marilyn manson's wife.
http://www.evenca.it/Dita_Von_Teese...on_Teese_03.jpg
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2006-01-27, 22:09
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yeah man, i find theyre perfect mid range, because they barely get in the way, and theyre still big enough to be impressed with. Heh.. theres this girl at my school... i think she has E's... its wierd... each one is the size of her head...

and now for a giant picture of marilyn manson's wife.
http://www.evenca.it/Dita_Von_Teese...on_Teese_03.jpg

Those are good.
I'd put it in her.
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Old 2006-01-28, 17:44
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Those are good.
I'd put it in her.

Yeah i think alot of people would.
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Old 2006-01-28, 18:19
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i think she has E's... its wierd... each one is the size of her head...


She must get some interesting looks throughout the day.
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Old 2006-01-29, 20:16
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Yeah medium is my favourite but sometimes i do fancy some huge tits!!!
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Old 2006-01-31, 19:24
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Old 2006-02-01, 18:23
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I've never had a taste for blondes or fake tits. Depends on the weather.
 
Old 2006-02-02, 20:05
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I've never had a taste for blondes or fake tits. Depends on the weather.

Hahahaha what the fuck!!! That was incredibly random.

http://1.dtiblog.com/s/shinsukun/file/1003aki10.jpg
http://girls.c64.org/g_decent_strip...traci_adell.jpg needs some razor treatment.
http://www.hungaryteens.com/naked-g...naked-girls.jpg
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Old 2006-02-02, 23:43
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Old 2006-02-02, 23:52
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Old 2006-02-03, 14:43
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Well if i'm 15 chances are she is older so it's ok for me
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Old 2006-02-03, 14:50
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Old 2006-02-03, 14:52
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she would definitely get it.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2006-02-04, 14:28
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See you same time next month


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Old 2006-02-04, 16:45
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http://www.vividvinyl.net/images/Bi...ties%20Girl.jpg is it me or does she look like a man?

She doesnt look like a male to me...
just not very feminine is all.
 
Old 2006-02-04, 16:49
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she looks fine to me , a little stoned but hey.
 
Old 2006-02-05, 06:57
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Who is that?
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Old 2006-02-05, 07:10
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Old 2006-02-05, 08:09
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Old 2006-02-05, 15:03
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cherry potter? that was the pic says anyway
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Old 2006-02-08, 18:44
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Old 2006-02-12, 17:11
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Doesn't anyone have any nice pics to share? Of Women...........
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Old 2006-02-13, 02:21
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I don't like the pornstar too..it's too fake for my liking.

http://www.facialabuse.net/hostgall...nats=ODYzOjI6MQ

Watch the middle video. Now that is sexy.
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Old 2006-02-13, 02:31
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thats the sexiest thing I have ever seen.....


this should help alleviate pain: http://www.kindgirls.com/gal.php?di...&num=16&pub=mcn
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2006-02-13, 02:36
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That was, indeed, uncalled for.
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Old 2006-02-13, 02:51
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I don't like the pornstar too..it's too fake for my liking.

http://www.facialabuse.net/hostgall...nats=ODYzOjI6MQ

Watch the middle video. Now that is sexy.


I hate you.
 
Old 2006-02-13, 03:23
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thats the sexiest thing I have ever seen.....


this should help alleviate pain: http://www.kindgirls.com/gal.php?di...&num=16&pub=mcn


This pic struck me as the best! http://www.kindgirls.com/photo.php?...cn&num=16&s=&p=
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Old 2006-02-13, 03:59
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man thats fucken art...seriously
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Old 2006-02-13, 04:08
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http://www.facialabuse.net/hostgall...nats=ODYzOjI6MQ

Watch the middle video. Now that is sexy.


The worst part...she's obviously proud of herself.
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Old 2006-02-13, 04:12
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thats the sexiest thing I have ever seen.....


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She looks like that mouse slut from a particular cartoon...can't remember which though.
 
Old 2006-02-13, 04:19
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she's damn hot
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Old 2006-02-13, 04:25
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Old 2006-02-13, 04:47
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She has beautiful hair.
 
Old 2006-02-13, 05:20
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the one slightly north of the freckle?
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Old 2006-02-14, 11:29
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That video was slightly weird.............

And those pics were Fucking Art!!!!! Keep them coming
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Old 2006-02-15, 18:25
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Watch the middle video. Now that is sexy.

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Old 2006-02-16, 21:42
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Urgh, she really does look like a mouse.
 
Old 2006-02-16, 21:47
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She looks like that mouse slut from a particular cartoon...can't remember which though.



Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers?
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Urgh, she really does look like a mouse.

a bit yea
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Old 2006-02-17, 21:06
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yeah i guess he means chip and dale
god long time since i havent seen that
*switches over from porn to cartoons*
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hmm...kinda odd I guess. I just really like her pussy is all.....lol

little mickey mouse bitch
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Old 2006-02-18, 07:24
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thats the sexiest thing I have ever seen.....


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omg

These are beyond wonderful. I could tattoo that on me! The B/W really does it the most I think.
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Old 2006-02-18, 14:40
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Old 2006-02-19, 19:00
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Bollocks to Chuck you cant beat "THE HOFF!!!!"
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Ho.. Ly.. SHIT!

Scary part? She's LEGAL. Her website keeps on absolutely insisting she's 18... She looks 16, tops... except for the tits, of course.
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Old 2006-02-23, 09:47
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Man. I have to admit, those are some nice tits (and even younger than she is, actually), but that girl is young. 16 is pushing it, easily. You're going to get us all in trouble with your creepy fetishes. I've seen those ostensibly legal 13 year old underwear model site, and as creepy as those are, this really makes me feel unclean. Who the hell let her get that tit job? What the hell is up with her parents? Is this allowed simply because she's some nubile girl from parts of South America where human dignity is worth less than the money you can make off of these kinds of photos? This existence of these photographs is just baffling.
 
Old 2006-02-23, 09:51
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thats just disturbing FBS
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Be at peace, Captain "Oh Noes The Porn Site Has My College I.P Address Logged!!!11". I'm not that stupid - go back to the root directory and read:

"18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement: This website is in full compliance with 18 USC 2257. All performers featured on this website are over 18 years of age. All required records are maintained by the following custodians: etc. etc."

That's the law that's so restrictive it shut a lot of other sites down. So, it's legal. She's obviously a freak of nature (in a good way).

(If I could prove it, I'd lay money those tits are real. South American women smoke.)
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Jesus, FBS, are you sure??
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Old 2006-02-23, 18:29
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Be at peace, Captain "Oh Noes The Porn Site Has My College I.P Address Logged!!!11". I'm not that stupid - go back to the root directory and read:

"18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement: This website is in full compliance with 18 USC 2257. All performers featured on this website are over 18 years of age. All required records are maintained by the following custodians: etc. etc."

That's the law that's so restrictive it shut a lot of other sites down. So, it's legal. She's obviously a freak of nature (in a good way).

(If I could prove it, I'd lay money those tits are real. South American women smoke.)


FUCK!!!

It is edited.

I wanna see! I am a good judge at ages too and I had boobs when I was young so it's OK for me to see them.

LOL...seriously....PM me a link.
 
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LOL...seriously....PM me a link.


+1

pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeeee. i cant live without boobies!
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CHrist...Maybe. Some girls (like Dutch girls ) always look about 2 years younger than they are. I don't know about her... it's possible. Either way - she is fucking hot. Is it wrong that I'd poke her brain stem with the tip of my penis?
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When my lesbian friend is drunk and online it is a wonderful thing. Why? Because she sends me pictures she has taken of chicks shes done (strangely, there are quite a lot of photos). And some of these chicks are fuckin hot man

I'd post them here, but they probably arent 18 in the photos (she sent them a while ago now).
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yeah....i really dont see the problem
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Ill give you one, its taken with a cell phone so the quality sucks

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...ntid=7468&stc=1

I think shes like 18 now at least, so it shud be alright
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Well, the link's fixed and that girl is no more than 16 - absolute tops. Great tits though - she'll make someone very happy one day.
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When my lesbian friend is drunk and online it is a wonderful thing. Why? Because she sends me pictures she has taken of chicks shes done (strangely, there are quite a lot of photos). And some of these chicks are fuckin hot man

I'd post them here, but they probably arent 18 in the photos (she sent them a while ago now).

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Old 2006-02-24, 14:48
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Yeah but those tits arent that great show us some hot tits man!!!!
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http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/i...C02AC1BF824.jpg

*ahem*

Need I say this before anyone else, I think the newspaper front page says everything about this picture....
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you bastard.
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Ill give you one, its taken with a cell phone so the quality sucks

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...ntid=7468&stc=1

I think shes like 18 now at least, so it shud be alright


Just post all the pics!
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Ill give you one, its taken with a cell phone so the quality sucks

http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...ntid=7468&stc=1

I think shes like 18 now at least, so it shud be alright

old enough to bleed old enough to breed...
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Old 2006-02-25, 21:16
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That is wank how did you come across that one ?
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That is wank how did you come across that one ?


It was on our local newspaper's webshite. It was advertising for "naked-liverpool"(a bunch of sad tits posing with the newspaper) - that guy's head was the thumbnail advertisement - I found him, or her as I thought, and clicked.

If I ever see that guy, or thing even, in town it is a safe bet I'm probably going to punch him for destroying my mind.
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