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Old 2006-01-03, 06:06
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Terri Summers is so freakin' aidouhs;osudh
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Old 2006-01-03, 15:00
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Old 2006-01-03, 22:24
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There's some busted chicks in there. Looks like Chasey Lain's startin' to sag too. What a shame, I guess all the drugs and alcohol do take their toll. Terri Summers! I didn't know about her until I checked this thread, she is fucking amazing.
 
Old 2006-01-04, 06:45
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Old 2006-01-04, 13:57
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Terri Summers! I didn't know about her until I checked this thread, she is fucking amazing.

Too right dude I would fuck her long and hard

And Howard Stern is such an amusing chap and i agree that , that ass is extremely hot!!!

Almost like
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Old 2006-01-04, 23:55
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Old 2006-01-05, 00:21
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heres a fair contribution, a nice ass

There is a video of her....4 or 5 minutes long.

I have it!
 
Old 2006-01-05, 00:58
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who is it?
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Old 2006-01-05, 01:16
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who is it?

I dont know.....butt have assumed for years that I had one of the hottest asses on the planet......this gal puts mine to shame.
I envy her.
 
Old 2006-01-05, 06:05
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who is it?



I believe her name is Keyra, dont know much more, and yeah ive seen the vid, shes quite somethin'
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Old 2006-01-05, 17:28
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I believe her name is Keyra, dont know much more, and yeah ive seen the vid, shes quite somethin'

I would like to see it
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Old 2006-01-05, 22:37
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Keyra Augustina or something like that.

http://www.drunkstunts.com/babes/ke...na_perfect_ass/
 
Old 2006-01-06, 05:38
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Keyra Augustina or something like that.

http://www.drunkstunts.com/babes/ke...na_perfect_ass/


Holy Shit, that's a fucking great ass! I like what the guy says on the page about her.

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Old 2006-01-07, 00:53
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I would take a bite out that ass.
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Old 2006-01-07, 05:25
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Old 2006-01-07, 19:40
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fuck briana banks

she's hot and all but I always had a thing for Jenna Fine, she would look better as a blonde, but she's got great tits, a round ass, and looks like she gives great head
 
Old 2006-01-07, 21:27
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she's hot and all but I always had a thing for Jenna Fine, she would look better as a blonde, but she's got great tits, a round ass, and looks like she gives great head


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Old 2006-01-07, 23:01
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Old 2006-01-08, 06:02
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Old 2006-01-08, 11:19
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Old 2006-01-08, 12:33
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I'm sure i posted a couple of pics of her and i used to have a really good video with her in it.
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Old 2006-01-08, 13:04
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Just a question, why is this called "Tits in a Jar?"
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Old 2006-01-08, 14:37
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cause titastica fantastica was already used
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Old 2006-01-08, 15:18
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I dont know.....butt have assumed for years that I had one of the hottest asses on the planet......this gal puts mine to shame.
I envy her.


Lets see your ass Bia then we can compare.
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Old 2006-01-08, 15:19
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cause titastica fantastica was already used

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Old 2006-01-08, 15:46
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I had a vid of Krystal steal to but that got deleted. I miss some of those videos.
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Old 2006-01-08, 21:46
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I had a vid of Krystal steal to but that got deleted. I miss some of those videos.



heh... I got one of her. She's hardcore!
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Old 2006-01-08, 23:14
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the real thing is always better then porn

post your girlfriends naked :P
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Old 2006-01-09, 15:41
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the real thing is always better then porn

post your girlfriends naked :P

If i did it would be well worth it i'll ask her sometime

She is fucking hot.
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Old 2006-01-11, 16:08
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Old 2006-01-11, 16:36
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Old 2006-01-11, 17:19
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Lets see your ass Bia then we can compare.

I'd love to if I knew it wouldnt come to haunt me later.
I'm quite proud of it.
However I'll pass for now.
 
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Old 2006-01-12, 18:14
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Would certainly be an experience.
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Old 2006-01-12, 18:33
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When she yells, Ride Me Baby
she wouldnt be joking.

Ha
 
Old 2006-01-12, 23:14
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hmm, i wonder what she has between her front legs
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Old 2006-01-13, 00:53
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I'd love to if I knew it wouldnt come to haunt me later.


Huh? Huh???

Can you beat THIS????
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Old 2006-01-13, 01:44
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Huh? Huh???

Can you beat THIS????

Yes...

with a stick.
 
Old 2006-01-13, 01:53
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No shit! That was freaky.
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Old 2006-01-13, 14:58
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Old 2006-01-13, 17:45
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http://www.nsgals.net/pics/krystal-steal/15.jpg
Thought i'd post that cuz i thought it was funny.


That's the ugliest face ever.
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Old 2006-01-13, 20:46
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That's the ugliest face ever.

Hahaha it is pretty fucking awful
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Old 2006-01-13, 20:53
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Old 2006-01-13, 20:58
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just like a though, the typical ''im 16 and i like blonds with big tits boy'' anyway not my taste

this is more of my taste (yes i have a redhead thing going on)
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this is more of my taste (yes i have a redhead thing going on)


Far too much hair going on there, no bikini for her!
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Old 2006-01-13, 21:48
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Far too much hair going on there, no bikini for her!
hehehe i agree with you there
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:18
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Tits are great to sleep on. I'll post some pics of my own later. Maybe I'll post enough to achieve post whoredom status. I've got some great Kate Holmes look alike models with great tits.
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:24
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This thread is always great reading...

ahh... the power of boobs.
 
Old 2006-01-14, 02:24
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This thread is always great reading...

ahh... the power of boobs.


Too bad you don't have any.
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cough cough *paper bag* cough cough
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:26
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I'd probably still fuck her as long as she paper bagged her face.
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Old 2006-01-14, 02:29
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Too bad you don't have any.

You're retarded.
Right?
 
Old 2006-01-14, 02:57
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Stop stop STOP STUNNING ME WITH YOUR ENDLESS WITTY REPARTEE! IT'S TOO FUNNY! YOU ARE MAKING OSCAR WILDE JEALOUS! IT IS INFLAMING MY ALIMENTARY CANAL WITH ITS ENDLESS HUMOURZZ!!1one

POST FUCKING PORN INSTEAD!
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Old 2006-01-14, 03:01
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nuh uh, fbs. i aint clicking a link with shemale club in it
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Old 2006-01-14, 03:18
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nuh uh, fbs. i aint clicking a link with shemale club in it


Don't blame you. How do I add an image as an attachment? I got some good Raven Riley shit to upload.
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Old 2006-01-14, 03:22
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Here's a girl (non-nude) thats pretty cute. I would rather have a girl whos proportionate than DD's anyday.
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Old 2006-01-14, 12:47
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I can't be bothered to look for more pics at the moment and as for kiem yes i do like hot women with big boobs

Usually brunettes though......Or just black hair.
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Old 2006-01-14, 15:28
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I can't be bothered to look for more pics at the moment and as for kiem yes i do like hot women with big boobs

Usually brunettes though......Or just black hair.


You sound like every other dude in the entire world. Boobs aren't everything, asses are just as important (more important IMO). Because, let me mind you, tons of fat chicks have big boobs as well.
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Old 2006-01-14, 19:12
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Meh, I'm a legs man myself. Nothing beats a great pair of legs.
 
Old 2006-01-14, 20:42
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Stop stop STOP STUNNING ME WITH YOUR ENDLESS WITTY REPARTEE! IT'S TOO FUNNY! YOU ARE MAKING OSCAR WILDE JEALOUS! IT IS INFLAMING MY ALIMENTARY CANAL WITH ITS ENDLESS HUMOURZZ!!1one

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that was sick FBS
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Old 2006-01-15, 03:28
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Old 2006-01-15, 03:45
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that was sick FBS

il second that
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Old 2006-01-15, 14:25
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il second that

Why did you have to bring that up!

I missed that first time round thankfully but now i have seen it.
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I feel a bit arabic spending 30 minutes in the toilet.
 
Old 2006-01-15, 22:49
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then the plan worked perfectly
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Old 2006-01-16, 00:22
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Old 2006-01-16, 00:43
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Old 2006-01-16, 01:21
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Not really.

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Old 2006-01-16, 03:45
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nice ass = more fun than nice tits IMO of course

although i do like a good nose...
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Old 2006-01-16, 09:29
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Those tits look funny more than hot. Don't get me wrong, I'd do her in a heartbeat, but that doesn't really say much for her, as I have no standards whatsoever. However, those tits won't win her any tit competitions. They are so painfully obvious fakes, and the surgeon didn't even do that good of a job.

I like this one much better.

I saw this girl on midgets..luba is her name i think..small world..
 
Old 2006-01-16, 11:40
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Meh, I'm a legs man myself. Nothing beats a great pair of legs.


Can't argue with that. Nothing gets the juices flowing like nice toned and tanned legs. Lets jack this thread and turn it into a legs and ass thread.
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Old 2006-01-16, 11:46
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Kori Kitten <------- Only redhead that I've ever gotten horny from looking at
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http://promo.korikitten.com/onthest...7&ccbill=666925
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Old 2006-01-16, 11:52
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Old 2006-01-16, 20:21
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Old 2006-01-16, 22:00
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So, they're still hot. And nicer than yours I bet.
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Old 2006-01-16, 22:54
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They're all FLAT asses.

dime a dozen


Is this more to your taste, my dear?
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Old 2006-01-17, 01:06
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That was disgusting FBS
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Old 2006-01-17, 03:43
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That was disgusting FBS


If you haven't yet learnt not to click the porn links I post, then you're not very clever and deserve every flabby naked trailer whore and transvestite I can make you look at.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-01-17, 04:17
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Old 2006-01-17, 05:03
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oh thank god...that one was refused.
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Old 2006-01-17, 14:51
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For fuck sake are you out to scar peoples minds with horrific images?
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Old 2006-01-17, 20:36
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For fuck sake are you out to scar peoples minds with horrific images?


I believe so Robbie
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Old 2006-01-17, 20:45
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If you haven't yet learnt not to click the porn links I post, then you're not very clever and deserve every flabby naked trailer whore and transvestite I can make you look at.


I guess I have learned now.
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Old 2006-01-17, 21:15
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She looks like a horse
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moonraven?....more like ass raven
 
Old 2006-01-17, 22:37
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She looks like a horse



doesn't even look the link takes you to the pic anymore. oh well
 
Old 2006-01-18, 00:11
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Fuck, now no-one trusts the links I post, and I actually find a woman worth looking at!

Isn't life grand?
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Old 2006-01-18, 00:15
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Fuck, now no-one trusts the links I post, and I actually find a woman worth looking at!

Isn't life grand?

I click everything....

You're right...she's One In A Million!
 
Old 2006-01-18, 20:05
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Fuck, now no-one trusts the links I post, and I actually find a woman worth looking at!

Isn't life grand?

Hahaha now that one did have an element of amusment about it.
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Old 2006-01-18, 22:04
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Fuck, now no-one trusts the links I post, and I actually find a woman worth looking at!

Isn't life grand?


Oh dear God Fooled again, but I can't stop myself. I must click all links!
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Old 2006-01-19, 11:47
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Fuck, now no-one trusts the links I post, and I actually find a woman worth looking at!

Isn't life grand?


I was going to make an age comment but I just can't bring myself to doing it.
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Old 2006-01-20, 17:34
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I was going to make an age comment but I just can't bring myself to doing it.

Hahaha go for it

Maybe some people round here would be interested.
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Old 2006-01-20, 17:36
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-01-20, 17:45
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I was just thinking that he likes them even older than I am!

Hmm, my mom's available and she can be mean. (like last night with the creep.) And she loves cats. I bet his would be a meek little thing around her. She'd spoil it rotten.
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Old 2006-01-20, 17:55
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Old 2006-01-20, 18:54
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Thanks LB, but my 18 year old girlfriend might get weirded out and jealous.

Thanks Robbie, but now I have to windex my screen.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-01-20, 20:17
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Thanks LB, but my 18 year old girlfriend might get weirded out and jealous.

Thanks Robbie, but now I have to windex my screen.

Hahaha windex The cure for everything.
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Old 2006-01-20, 21:13
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I love some of the fake names these girls come up with for themselves...

Most ending in IE or Y

Christy
Katie
Suzie
Bambi
Cherri
Sandy
Andie
Molly...etc etc to infinity
 
Old 2006-01-21, 16:27
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