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I'd take the chick. Those guitars are seriously fugly.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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I live in a houseful of them suckers. They are.
What are you drinking? Hmm???
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Hi poweres'! icu
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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You're an ass all right.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Don't mention it.
You know what bugs me about guys' asses? When they get older they get flat.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Don't mention it.
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really , Ill have to check mine out .ill get back to yer
I tell you what. The walking I've been doing and working out on wally's Weider is doing something.
wally's Weider... heehee that sounds funny
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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really , Ill have to check mine out .ill get back to yer
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really , Ill have to check mine out .ill get back to yer
I tell you what. The walking I've been doing and working out on wally's Weider is doing something.
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The machine is, I think.
Robbie, so will yours. It's kind of nice though because in the winter if you get cold they fit under the armpits nicely to get warm.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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The machine is, I think.
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i do use my hair to keep my ears warm though
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The machine is, I think.
Robbie, so will yours. It's kind of nice though because in the winter if you get cold they fit under the armpits nicely to get warm.
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I do too. I braid mine in one braid usually, but in the winter I do it looser so I can pull the sides from behind my ears to cover them up. Especially at night. I've been known to wrap mine around my neck like a scarf if I'm out and about without one, too.
I was kidding about the armpit thing, but unless there's implants boobs are subject to gravity just like anything else. And I'll be damned if I'm going to wear an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder to bed after wearing one all day! I sometimes envy flatter chested women.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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i knew u were mkidding bout the armpit thing , its hard for em to believe ANYONe would do that
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I was kidding about me. Trust me. There's some women that can do things like that. The bigger the bazooms the easier it is.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I was kidding about me. Trust me. There's some women that can do things like that. The bigger the bazooms the easier it is.
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Well, think about it. If she's laying on her back and not holding them up, where are they going to go?
And yes, I said bazooms.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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rofl you're a trip.
Between the pm's, the posts, and the IM's from Tulvox telling me how sexy he thinks Geddy Lee is, I'm laughing like crazy. And then there's wally!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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?????? whow, how did u egt over 1000 post in that much time ur not making phostwhoring a proffesion do ya |
Being a whore does have its advantage HEHE.
I have no life except for MT and trying to get some hotties to show me their tits .
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rofl you're a trip.
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You're on a heck of a losing streak, aren't you?
Everyone knows I'm loco.
The only one's fox' sees is when his dog rolls over on it's back.
Ooooo!!!burnnn... 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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You're on a heck of a losing streak, aren't you?
Everyone knows I'm loco.
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Thanks. He'll get me back though. You can be sure of that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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You're on a heck of a losing streak, aren't you?
Everyone knows I'm loco.
The only one's fox' sees is when his dog rolls over on it's back.
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ive been to germany a million times, and ive only seen 1 girl, that was hot.
i mean it was above 30 degrees, that not (the weather, not the girls)
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At least our women don't spend all day sitting on their fat, lard-filled arses watching Rikki Lake whilst eating anything they can lay their podgy fingers on.
Don't you just love ridiculous generalisations?
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Hey hey hey. I'll have you know that I walk a few days a week and work out before I come in and watch soaps and eat bonbons all day. It takes a lot of work to maintain a figure like this!
You guys seem to forget that boobs are mostly fat, too. It's gotta come frm somewhere.
Pass me another, chocolate drop! Chocolate's an aphrodiac, too.If you guys were doing the romantic things you should be us chuby bitches wouldn't have need of food related uppers to make us feel all oogie. So put that in your proverbial pipe and smoke it!
I think I had too much coffee again.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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if only it WAS a generaliZZZZZation
you wacky brit!
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Post tits i kinda missed this thread so i have made an attempt to revive it.
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stop being a pain in the ass.
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a better attempt would have been a post with tits man
how bout some nice asses? I cant be the only one here who prefers a nice ass to tits
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I do. Mmm, ass.
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Oh dont mind him...he's a fag and simply pretends to like girls.
Here....this is an ass!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...greatassgif.gif
I know of only one better and I'm not about to show all these wankers!
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Hahaha my gf has one of the hottest asses ever seriously i aint showing you lot though
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trying to point out any little error i make
back to the titties, even though theres not a whole lot of point ot this thread considering everyone here has internet access thus access to whoever they want to see, not leaving you at the mercy of the poor taste of most metaltabbers
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