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Old 2008-04-27, 04:10
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Haha yeah, 25 years ago I think
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2008-04-27, 04:14
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Haha. Holy shit! Didn't Jack Nicholson used to be skinny?

Alot of old actors used to be skinny. Now, gravity is taking it's toll and pulling their boobs down to earth.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-04-27, 04:19
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Yeah, believe it or not people in hollywood actually age too
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-04-27, 04:38
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I do believe it. I just never thought he'd look that bad
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-01, 23:01
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2008-05-09, 20:58
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-09, 22:48
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wow... that must have been pretty fucking gross
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2008-05-10, 04:48
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Old 2008-05-11, 01:08
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http://www.efukt.com/1999_Stinky_Co...s_Her_Puke.html
(Same thing, except some guys cock makes a girl puke)

http://www.efukt.com/1796_Indian_Sex.html
LOL
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-23, 10:09
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-05-23, 20:24
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Dude, what the fuck?
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-05-24, 12:12
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Haha Efukt is a great site for watching fucked up shit.

Also check:

Inhumanity.com

and Extremefuse if you don't already.
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Old 2008-05-31, 22:24
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
 
Old 2008-06-01, 22:24
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Me too, which isn't a good thing. I'm sick in the head, aren't I?
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2008-06-05, 02:06
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Old 2008-06-06, 08:00
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thank god for www.spankwire.com
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Old 2008-06-20, 07:09
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-20, 11:18
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Tinyurl it next time.
 
Old 2008-06-20, 20:16
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Tinyurl it next time.

??
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-23, 07:39
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-06-27, 19:47
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2008-06-27, 22:42
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That happens to every girl that I have sex with.
 
Old 2008-06-29, 20:03
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My (ex) gf would say she was cumming and all that but none of that crazy squirt shit happened. So now i'm confused lol.
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Old 2008-06-29, 20:39
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hahahHAHAHAHHaHAHHAHA
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2008-06-30, 01:13
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My (ex) gf would say she was cumming and all that but none of that crazy squirt shit happened. So now i'm confused lol.


She was trying to boost your confidence during sex. Sorry pal.
 
Old 2008-06-30, 02:00
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lol? What do you know about sexual intercourse with a woman?
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2008-06-30, 02:13
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lol? What do you know about sexual intercourse with a woman?


Probably about the same as you.
 
Old 2008-06-30, 02:15
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Nice wish. You won't get laid until you're at least 30 and everyone here knows it. Sorry.
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Old 2008-06-30, 02:34
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Nice wish. You won't get laid until you're at least 30 and everyone here knows it. Sorry.


I must be 30.
 
Old 2008-06-30, 03:09
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My (ex) gf would say she was cumming and all that but none of that crazy squirt shit happened. So now i'm confused lol.


Very few girls/women can ejaculate. haha, don't expect a fucking waterfall.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-06-30, 07:36
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yeah, don't expect the waterfall thing...my girlfriend can come, and it's never like that. but it is enough for me to know it is real...not just a confidence booster......that mega squirt shit is absolutely terrifying.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2008-06-30, 08:07
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haha It could be a confidence booster but one time i was fingering her alot something happened were it was like thicker and kinda of white. like if you are a little dehydrated and you spat on concrete and its jsut kinda white and bubbly.
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Old 2008-07-11, 03:04
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Old 2008-07-13, 22:01
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Old 2008-07-13, 22:16
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I don't know about most guys, but I'm not much of a fan of pierced nipples (or clits.. I find that repulsing).

Now, TOGTFO
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Old 2008-07-13, 23:49
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i love it
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Old 2008-07-14, 00:08
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I also love girls with tattoos.

http://www.razordolls.com/images/rss/regan2.jpg
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Old 2008-07-14, 00:15
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Just pierced my left nip... talk about "metal" :P


Fucking disguisting.
 
Old 2008-07-14, 00:28
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-14, 00:32
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-14, 00:51
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-14, 08:06
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I also love girls with tattoos.

http://www.razordolls.com/images/rss/regan2.jpg


She looks like Amy Winehouse did pre-smack and when she used to eat at least a leaf of lettuce once a week.
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Old 2008-07-14, 14:22
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I don't like girls with tattoos.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2008-07-14, 14:51
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Most disinterested porn star ever.

She just looks bored in every video i've seen of her.
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Old 2008-07-14, 16:39
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I've seen a couple like that. In the newer ones she actually seems to enjoy it. I still think she's one of the hottest pornstars ever.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-14, 23:12
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is that assne (ass + acne) I see?
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TRANZ? LLOZ.
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Everyone is wrong.
 
Old 2008-07-15, 02:33
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Hehe, nobody's perfect.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-15, 16:47
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Old 2008-07-15, 17:08
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-15, 18:18
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403 - Forbidden

well they worked for a while. I think they dont want anyone taking pics from their site
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Old 2008-07-22, 22:16
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Old 2008-07-24, 03:26
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-07-24, 07:17
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You know... I should understand by now that whenever you post something here, blitz, that I will have to burn my retinas immediately after viewing the link. But yet, like an alzheimer's patient, I still click and I always hate the both of us afterwords. Me for holding on to some hope that you might actually post something that will make me stand at attention, and you for causing me to live such a vicious cycle.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
 
Old 2008-07-24, 12:23
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Haha, sorry man. I have cut down on the revolting posts lately, but I couldn't resist posting that one. Just keep in mind, that I don't really have a use for pr0n anymore, and I'll probably never post anything that will get anyones gears turning, so be cautious

Besides, even if you know it's going to be vile, you still can't help but look... admit it
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-07-24, 16:55
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You know... I should understand by now that whenever you post something here, blitz, that I will have to burn my retinas immediately after viewing the link. But yet, like an alzheimer's patient, I still click and I always hate the both of us afterwords. Me for holding on to some hope that you might actually post something that will make me stand at attention, and you for causing me to live such a vicious cycle.



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Old 2008-07-24, 18:44
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You know... I should understand by now that whenever you post something here, blitz, that I will have to burn my retinas immediately after viewing the link. But yet, like an alzheimer's patient, I still click and I always hate the both of us afterwords. Me for holding on to some hope that you might actually post something that will make me stand at attention, and you for causing me to live such a vicious cycle.


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Old 2008-07-28, 19:17
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Haha, sorry man. I have cut down on the revolting posts lately, but I couldn't resist posting that one. Just keep in mind, that I don't really have a use for pr0n anymore, and I'll probably never post anything that will get anyones gears turning, so be cautious

Besides, even if you know it's going to be vile, you still can't help but look... admit it


You don't have a use for porn anymore? Did you castrate yourself or become a nun?
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Old 2008-07-28, 19:52
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Holy shit. I laughed my ass off. Apparently eFukt is growing quite popular these days. That site is human perdition's proof.
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Old 2008-07-29, 04:39
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You don't have a use for porn anymore? Did you castrate yourself or become a nun?

Haha, no, and no. I have a long-term girlfriend.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-07-29, 05:29
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I never understood that. I've had long-term relationships and I still got horny at 2am with woody preventing me from rolling over. Maybe I just wasn't whipped enough into feeling guilty for popping my purple-headed zit to some pair on youporn.

Besides that, I think porn can have an interesting role in serious relationships where the couple can watch porn spice/change things up now and then.
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Old 2008-07-29, 06:10
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I never understood that. I've had long-term relationships and I still got horny at 2am with woody preventing me from rolling over.

This doesn't apply to me, as I can get off whenever I please.
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Besides that, I think porn can have an interesting role in serious relationships where the couple can watch porn spice/change things up now and then.

That's true. I don't think porn is bad and I'm not talking shit about it... I just don't need to watch it when I'm alone.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-07-29, 06:27
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I wasn't implying that you thought it was bad.

Every man, in any situation, has a use for porn. You might be married, therefor living with your wife. But she isn't your sex slave (unless you've raised her right) and will probably have "moods" that'll prevent her from wanting to do her god-given duty to you, which is where porn comes in, and you come into something (other than your pin cushion, aka girlfriend).

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Old 2008-07-29, 14:13
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Haha, no, and no. I have a long-term girlfriend.


What, you 2 signed a contract or what?
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Old 2008-07-29, 18:53
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Old 2008-07-29, 23:39
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What, you 2 signed a contract or what?

Haha no, I just know that I don't need pr0n anymore to make Willy puke.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-07-30, 00:48
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HAHA, yeah, good one.
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Old 2008-07-30, 21:58
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http://www.stileproject.com/

Best. Site. Evar. Some hot stuff. Some nasty shit. Some Hot stuff that is nasty shit.
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Old 2008-08-02, 09:47
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Haha no, I just know that I don't need pr0n anymore to make Willy puke.

I don't think any man NEEDS porn to "make his willy puke" it's just slightly more interesting.
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Old 2008-08-02, 15:19
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Haha no, I just know that I don't need pr0n anymore to make Willy puke.


I was aiming at the "long term girlfriend"-remark.
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Old 2008-08-03, 12:45
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-08-03, 13:27
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Really HOT!
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Old 2008-08-03, 13:37
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HA! It finally backfired.

I like to see some major boobage. (sorry, this thread is an excuse for me to use the term "major boobage" in context)
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Old 2008-08-04, 08:31
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...482e411915a0465

Nice Gianna Michaels vid, she has major boobage man.
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HA! It finally backfired.

haha, I guess I had that coming.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-01, 02:26
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-01, 02:58
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I know better.. but I clicked
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Old 2008-09-01, 05:53
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Admit it dude, you find it hot
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Old 2008-09-07, 00:00
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man, i'd stick my dick in this anyday hot mamma!
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Old 2008-09-08, 08:13
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This one is way better
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-08, 16:07
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This one is way better


Man, you really have a thing going for loose vagine.
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Old 2008-09-08, 23:24
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The fact that he knows where to find this stuff disturbs me a little.
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Old 2008-09-08, 23:55
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The fact that he knows where to find this stuff disturbs me a little.

Revolting = funny
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-09, 00:41
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Funny to you... funny to you.

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Old 2008-09-09, 02:33
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Funny to you... funny to you.




idk, I thought about jacking on that last one
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Old 2008-09-09, 04:11
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You are a trooper.
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This one is way better


If i pulled a girls pants down and saw a pussy like that, I'd walk off knowing i wasn't man enough to handle such a whole.
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Old 2008-09-09, 19:23
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thank god its fake. Its fake, right? right guys???
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Old 2008-09-10, 02:57
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Sure. It's all done with mirrors.
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Old 2008-09-11, 03:15
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-11, 03:19
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There is no way I'm watching that video. It would give me nightmares.
 
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Sure. It's all done with mirrors.

Ouch.


I'd still tap that.
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Ouch.


I'd still tap that.

Would you tap this?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-16, 19:44
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That has to be fake. I really really really hope it's fake.
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Would you tap this?


Hell yeah. thats some hot stuff in a cold dead way.
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That has to be fake. I really really really hope it's fake.

I kinda hope it is too, but it sure as hell looks real.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-19, 19:05
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Would you tap this?



That`s digusting....Whoa.....
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Would you tap this?

PRoblem with necrophilia, among other things, is there's no screaming. Sure, if she's not screaming, she can't cry for help, but then where's the fun?

I really was heavily into necrophilia, and beastiality, and S&M, but one day I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
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And by dead horse you mean your penis, right?
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