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Ok, ok, we get it assholes, you don't like big tits. Start fucking posting pictures.
SNATCH-O-RAMA!
P.S. - If a mod could take the time and henceforth delete any posts without pictures. And give everyone who posts shit like lemon-party.org and tubgirl a few days suspension, but I won't push that one.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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This thread has gotten out of control. I've seen like two hot pics so far, what the fuck? And what the fuck's up with that picture of chicks with little penises growing out of their chests? Cause that's what it looked like.
Anyway, me to the rescue again. Also, what's wrong with big tits? When you go out and you got a hot bitch with a gigantic rack next to you, you're the man. Plus, she's guaranteed to get you in clubs for free and get you free drinks. It's a win win scenario.
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Personally, C cup is great. Tits aren't something that I look for in a female, but its definately a plus. Looks and personality are what matters, but meh.
Fuck, I was trying to upload a picture. Its too big. I'll have to resize some of these of this Russian Babe Luba. Fucking incredible body.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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Fuck you man. American girls have like, issues with putting out.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
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Urgh, jesus christ ihnm, that second one is disgusting!
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I'm not sure whether her bra is too tight or is something else the matter. You be the judges.
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No you don't. Read the thread title. I think it's a well known fact that asian girls have no tits and are generaly built like 12 year old boys with long hair. Plus she's not even naked. Now c'mon get your shit together and post some good nudity.
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No you don't. Read the thread title. I think it's a well known fact that asian girls have no tits and are generaly built like 12 year old boys with long hair. Plus she's not even naked. Now c'mon get your shit together and post some good nudity.
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Bleh, so what. She still kicks ass.
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2005-07-27, 01:17
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Hey man, I have a thing for Japanese females (asian in general, Japanese in specific). I can always post a "I kick ass" part III too, you know.
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and I can say you suck again, now cant i
personally I have a thing for beatiful white females, what a crazy idea in todays world
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Hey man, I have a thing for Japanese females (asian in general, Japanese in specific). I can always post a "I kick ass" part III too, you know.
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If thats your thing, then fine. But posting bad porn is as bad as posting that lemon party stuff. Then again, don't look at it if Kin posts it. Or quit bitching and just don't look at it.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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Nah man, I am not posting "bad porn", just Japanese beauty. Muahah. I am taking a break though, so you wont recieve the wrath of the schoolgirl for a while.
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She's cute, IMO. Doesn't belong here though.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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Shut up Bill, asians can be hot.
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She's cute, IMO. Doesn't belong here though.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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2005-07-27, 04:42
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So?
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I prefer short blonde hair. I think it draws attention to the chest and face area. But I'm an ass man. Which is why I think I have the perfect girlfriend. Short hair, nice C cup, and awesome booty.
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Gee, how did I guess you weren't posting pictures of naked women in here?
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Gee, how did I guess you weren't posting pictures of naked women in here?
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lol Well, actually that made me feel not so bad about me. heehee
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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now for some REAL PRETTY TITIES!!!
i like the first 2 girls the best
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Those last 2 are the best I've seen so far. The blonde is what I was talking about, I find shorter hair more attractive. I think it draws attention to the best features of the female body. Long hair, to me, gets in the way.
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Those last 2 are the best I've seen so far. The blonde is what I was talking about, I find shorter hair more attractive. I think it draws attention to the best features of the female body. Long hair, to me, gets in the way.
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EDIT: http://www.domai.com i got those pics overhere
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now for some REAL PRETTY TITIES!!!
i like the first 2 girls the best
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You win, best so far
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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they're not working? Dang, you're missing out there. I'd save them then upload them to photobucket but i'd probably get a slap from my girlfriend for having them there, and I'm 21.
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they're not working? Dang, you're missing out there. I'd save them then upload them to photobucket but i'd probably get a slap from my girlfriend for having them there, and I'm 21.
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I got a look at them. Very nice.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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when I click on them it says thats its not found but maybe i mean this site *gives url* which then leads to the pics you posted
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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I like Kiem's taste in women.
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Damn....I wish I got as excited about breasts as you guys.....I'd never be bored again.
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Personally, I don't. Its just something to do when you are bored. Most of us have nothing better to do either.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
Awesome.
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Personally, I don't. Its just something to do when you are bored. Most of us have nothing better to do either.
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its also a good excuse when ur mom or dad comes in the romo while ur checkign tities.\
son are u watching pornography???
nope, im bored as fuck and there isnt anything else on internet to entertain me
and some pics ofcuz (for those that haven checked the link i posted before, they have some nice pics of simply pretty girls, thats what i like, im not into that hardcore pumped up tits stuff, i like real girls with a natural body, bla bla on with the pics... ...damn my dads congnac is good to bad it doesnt come in 2,5 liter botles
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they're not working? Dang, you're missing out there. I'd save them then upload them to photobucket but i'd probably get a slap from my girlfriend for having them there, and I'm 21.
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it gives me an access denied page... figure it out, i cant stannnndd missing out
The following error was encountered:
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Access control configuration prevents your request from being allowed at this time. Please contact your service provider if you feel this is incorrect.
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send them to me, i'll photo bucket them hahaha
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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its also a good excuse when ur mom or dad comes in the romo while ur checkign tities.\
son are u watching pornography???
nope, im bored as fuck and there isnt anything else on internet to entertain me
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about picture 3: damn, thats a beautiful sunset...
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i dont care bout that bit of hair, but her tits are way to big for my taste
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I have a thing for bigger breasts. I love to play with them
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ewwwwww.......
This is much better.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Fuck blondes.
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I have a thing for bigger breasts. I love to play with them
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what kinda girls have you been with?? never had a problem grabbin two scoops of boobies
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what kinda girls have you been with?? never had a problem grabbin two scoops of boobies
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its not what kind of girls, its how many girls ive been with, that bout 1 seriously so
a whatever, girls are sjit, i prefer a guitar
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its not what kind of girls, its how many girls ive been with, that bout 1 seriously so
a whatever, girls are sjit, i prefer a guitar
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else i would be in it with her
although i think the boobies are a bit to big, man, i do complain a lot bout titties do i actualy they're kinda nice
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well not exactly pics but somethin i came across enjoy...and sorry for the long post:
Breasts, Tits or Jugs? A Primer
Breasts:
These are what your mother, boss, wife and long term girlfriend have. They are available for private showings, but mostly are not to be brushed up against or acknowledged in public with anything more than cursory glances. Breasts are part of a whole person, and are to be regarded, at least on most occasions, with the same inert response one gives arms or earlobes. The sensual power is undeniable, but when dealing with breasts belonging to women in your life you hold love or respect for, it is best to let any erotic charge they might hold languish in the background, whether the frisson is like an elephant in the living room or a small intermittent electrical impulse. It is this very pretense that allows you to share the nomenclature for the female form with chicken parts, and later when you are alone with the owner of said parts, use the B word again to mumble the word in low tones, announcing any intention you might have to offer your more than undivided attention. All in all, the popular favorite and certainly the safest term you will ever know for the part in question, and in the right context, suitable for all ages, occasions and mixed company.
Tits:
Aside from comic reference, you will find these are unilaterally attached to those women who reveal their physical form professionally. These are the only women who will tolerate the use of said word, but I assure you that each time they hear it, you insure your place in their brain as nothing but a dollar sign, a customer, trick, paid member of the fan club or web site, or maybe just a potential mark. If you must use this word, and I have been assured that some must, it is best used only in male company and out of earshot of any owners of said parts.
Boobs:
As an epithet it is always slightly comic and generally divorced from it's mammarian association. Sometimes used by women when in the company of other women for comic effect ie. "Ouch! That hit me in the boob area!" but more often reserved for accidental utterances where one of either has begun telling a story that contains what they fear will be a socially uncomfortable moment: one where a breast is mentioned, and so in a moment of panic, accidentally refer to it as a boob because such nerve wreaking times frequently rob people of their best practices training.
Hooters:
Mercifully out of date, the word is now reserved for use in reference to the waitstaff at the eponymous restaurant, and comes up only in jest, (the less often, the better.)
Jugs:
Having fallen out of fashion, this term is almost exclusively the domain of the soon to retire and pornography. Despite its dated and markedly unstylish nature, porn merchants know what you think when you're alone and aren't afraid to put it in horrible display typefaces in 72 point bold.
Rack:
Used to describe both at once, and more the phenomenon than the individual, rack is used only for strangers, generally those who make a good impression from many feet away, so good it apparently is beyond the power of the viewer to refrain from commenting.
Chest:
A desexualized term that is most commonly used when the sexualization is either inadvertent or inappropriate. So powerless it almost becomes more powerful than any explicit term.
Funbags, Headlights, Shirt puppies, and other colorful terms:
There are never times when these words are amusing or appropriate, and yet they still appear. There is no known rationale for this.
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Amusing read, RFS.
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Breasts:
These are what your mother..........They are available for private showings, but mostly are not to be brushed up against or acknowledged in public with anything more than cursory glances.
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Dude, that's just wrong.
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You forgot bust and bosum and canadian Rockies. Just trying to help.
Oh, scratch that CR. That was what Denny used to call me in my maple leaf flag shirt.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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canadian Rockies
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DISCLAIMER: ***i am not responsible for any mental damage or anything that relate any of the previous text to your own personal memories***
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DISCLAIMER: ***i am not responsible for any mental damage or anything that relate any of the previous text to your own personal memories***
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But that still doesn't say a thing about bust and bosum. I'm very disappointed.
SARS, you're just a giggly thing today. Someone slip you a mickey?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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whats a mickey?
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no no no, hyper. All this talk of tits, what with my girlfriend's parents going away tomo morning and my mom going away last night. TITS.
Plus that with alcohol.........giggly hyper.
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plus plus, the infection my john wayne boil gave me has passed. So, happy tipsy soon to be drunk hyper giggly(force go!).
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whats a mickey?
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.
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Dis' gets a gold star.
It's an old term. Older than me and that's really old.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Go me.
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Hey man, I have a thing for Japanese females (asian in general, Japanese in specific). I can always post a "I kick ass" part III too, you know.
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Asian girls are hot
http://www.asiansweety.com/
But hey I like all women, the female form is a beautiful thing!
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Go me.
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Some people have terrible taste in women...but I guess we need some of you guys to clean up and take the ugly ones. In some ways your relatable to a dung beetle.
Oh right, the picture. Post a nudey with every post please!
http://www.nude-angels.net/terri-su...lingerie/14.jpg
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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Well, I just found out this "Chit-chat" thing-y was on the site. Thanks.
blah
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meh
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Your links are poop. Repost them.
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Well, I just found out this "Chit-chat" thing-y was on the site. Thanks.
blah
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try now
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I have always been jealous of their hair.....long..black...very straight.
Many are beautiful indeed.
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I don't think I say "holy fuck, you are right" enough, LoS...
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"teen" amatuer scat.
My opinion.
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Of course it is. But lets exploit her just a LITTLE longer...
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well not imo
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hahahahaha
Disincarnte,its easy for you to say that man,POST one you think is better looking.
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I found a girl on Mike's Apartment that looked EXACTLY like my ex. Which is a bit of a shock since she used to frequent amsterdam. Fortunatly the tit size and clit piercing laid that worry to rest.
I'll try and photoshop a looky-likey thingy and post it....eventually.
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i thought this girl looks kinda cute (to me)
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me and you (the above) have almost the exact tast in women. down to the last detail. i freakin love red heads.
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Ah back from my suspension. First off...
1. Cunty Shunt, that second one is disgusting.
2. Regarding Asian girls, so far I've seen none who I find attractive.
3. LordofStorms, that Raven Riley is also disgusting.
4. LordofStorms, here's one that's much nicer:
http://www.nude-pic.org/galleries/k...thumbspics.html
Erm...Oh K1em keep up the good work, so far most of yours have been rather good!
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me and you (the above) have almost the exact tast in women. down to the last detail. i freakin love red heads.
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