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Old 2006-09-03, 20:40
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:41
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:42
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Old 2006-09-03, 20:59
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what the fuck!!?!?!? kill em before he does it again!@!!!
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Old 2006-09-03, 21:27
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Old 2006-09-03, 21:38
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i didnt mean to do that shit
 
Old 2006-09-03, 21:39
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10 times? what kind of excuse could you formulate to explain a deca-post?
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Old 2006-09-03, 21:40
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Old 2006-09-04, 04:13
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I hate when that happens. but 10 times, dude. A mazing.... I guess.
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Old 2006-09-04, 20:36
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I'd rather talk to my gf is person, but she lives in london so when i'm not up there i usually use the phone.
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Old 2006-09-05, 11:19
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Old 2006-09-06, 01:50
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Old 2006-09-09, 11:04
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Yeah........
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Old 2006-09-09, 17:59
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Old 2006-09-09, 19:02
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thanks man...my dick actually receded into my body after looking at those two pics.
 
Old 2006-09-09, 19:04
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Old 2006-09-09, 19:11
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Old 2006-09-11, 20:54
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Those pics were pretty awful.
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Old 2006-09-11, 21:21
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As Ugly as this?
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Old 2006-09-11, 21:50
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almost. i knew i should've clicked the link..but i just couldn't resist.
 
Old 2006-09-12, 00:38
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Curiousity killed the cock-er-cat.

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Old 2006-09-13, 04:03
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Curiousity killed the cock-er-cat.

http://blog.derhenne.de/aids-france.gif


No, thats just wrong.
 
Old 2006-09-13, 04:18
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What's more wrong? The fact there is a giant spider and scorpion somewhere out there or the fact that people wanna fuck them/get fucked by them?
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Old 2006-09-13, 04:22
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Curiousity killed the cock-er-cat.

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haha, dude... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FREAKY SHIT!!!
 
Old 2006-09-13, 04:27
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Haha. It was a picture symbolizing what unprotected sex would be like (Spiders and scorpions can be poisonous, INFECTIOUS, and so on).
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Old 2006-09-13, 04:49
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hahaha mmmm i gotta try that sometime.
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Old 2006-09-13, 09:15
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hahaha mmmm i gotta try that sometime.

Personally i wouldn't recommend it.

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Now a few weird ones. Some of these are really quite bad to look at, but i guess you'll click them anyway.
http://www.bizar-insertions.com/fre...ions-porn-6.jpg
http://www.whatpornsite.com/site/ex...exholly_005.jpg
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Old 2006-09-13, 15:42
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Old 2006-09-13, 18:51
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Old 2006-09-14, 00:42
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Old 2006-09-14, 00:45
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Duuuuuuude thats fucking awesome!!!
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Old 2006-09-14, 00:55
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Indeed! I think all women should be trained from birth to have that skill.
 
Old 2006-09-14, 01:09
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holy fuck my turn
 
Old 2006-09-14, 04:56
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Wow.

P.S. Rob, no more CBT pics.
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:17
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P.S. Rob, no more CBT pics.

Hehe yeah i know it hurts to look at. But i thought like disturbing some of you.
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:27
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For some odd reason my favourite pornstar is Eden DD. I think it's cause I love chubby girls. It's just a thing I have.
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Old 2006-09-14, 18:29
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Indeed! I think all women should be trained from birth to have that skill.

I know a girl who can do that.
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Old 2006-09-14, 19:01
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DUDE! Where did it go to? Narnia?
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Old 2006-09-15, 14:21
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Just find a girl without gag reflexes then she can do it easy.
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Old 2006-09-15, 15:15
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Jus' like that!


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Old 2006-09-15, 15:20
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DUDE! Where did it go to? Narnia?

Dude, that can't be real.
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Old 2006-09-15, 15:40
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I dunno. All I know is tht woman would eb the best blower EVAR!
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Old 2006-09-15, 17:11
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Dude, that can't be real.

It is, like i said if a girl doesn't have gag reflexes she can do that kinda thing, even though that is a little bit extreme.
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Old 2006-09-15, 17:14
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It is, like i said if a girl doesn't have gag reflexes she can do that kinda thing, even though that is a little bit extreme.

But dude!!!!! that thing was longer than any human penis could ever be. It would fill up her whole esophagus and be in her stomach. What makes it seem even less real was how she just acted normal and didn't have any breathing irregularities afterwards.
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Old 2006-09-15, 17:51
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Yeah it doesn't seem really to me.
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Old 2006-09-15, 20:52
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Yeah i know what you mean, so yeah it probably isn't real but a rare breed of woman can deep throat easy.
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Old 2006-09-18, 22:40
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Old 2006-09-18, 22:42
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Old 2006-09-18, 22:45
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I think it should be changed to the wankable thread. I doubt people are caring for the quality of the tits..... unless that is their job.... that would be a cool job.
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Old 2006-09-21, 18:28
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I don't think it should be changed at all.
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I doubt people are caring for the quality of the tits


What? You don't care about the quality of tits? Why don't you just draw nipples on your arse cheeks and crack one off in front of the mirror?
 
Old 2006-09-21, 18:51
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I think it should be changed to the wankable thread. I doubt people are caring for the quality of the tits..... unless that is their job.... that would be a cool job.


We do care about the quality of the tits. This is the NICEST TITS THREAD. Just because you're getting ragged for posting dumpster whores dosen't mean we're gunna change shit.
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Old 2006-09-21, 19:49
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HEY! Dumpster whores are the backbone of this country. If it weren't for them, I would probably have no chance of getting laid.
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Old 2006-09-21, 20:15
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HEY! Dumpster whores are the backbone of this country. If it weren't for them, I would probably have no chance of getting laid.



You mean you would of never been conceived. LOL.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-09-21, 20:28
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Old 2006-09-21, 21:50
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haha i love you when you say that blizzard you sound so sexy
 
Old 2006-09-22, 19:00
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You mean you would of never been conceived. LOL.

Hahahahah PWn3D!!!!!11
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Old 2006-09-22, 20:30
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Old 2006-09-23, 03:44
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Old 2006-09-23, 03:55
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Old 2006-09-23, 04:05
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I know im woreout from that site beat off like 4 times today
 
Old 2006-09-23, 14:42
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Old 2006-09-23, 21:55
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All you have to do is provide an email address and you get access to shit loads of free porn.


Is it safe? Cause I have been trying to find some video clips of Elvira from Cumfiesta. Would this possibly have it?
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Old 2006-09-23, 23:35
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Old 2006-09-24, 16:05
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Hahaha yeah that site is mad.
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Old 2006-09-28, 12:11
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Old 2006-09-28, 14:48
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Is it safe? Cause I have been trying to find some video clips of Elvira from Cumfiesta. Would this possibly have it?


Its safe. Ive had one for a year or so and no problems. They have some hot vids. I'm not sure if they have that exact vid, but the site is FREE.
 
Old 2006-09-28, 17:50
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The only thing is you have to sign up to about 3 sites to look at any vids.
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Old 2006-09-28, 18:08
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Rule of 3, man. It's not funny after the third time.
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Old 2006-09-28, 19:08
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Awesome, thanks for the link dude. I really "enjoyed" it, so to speak...
 
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Rule of 3, man. It's not funny after the third time.
Moe Blunts disguises that link all the time.
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Old 2006-09-28, 19:26
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Why the fuck did I click on that..
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Compare these people to the norm, say, Muhammed Suiçmez for instance who seems to think that lots of poorly strung together riffs spaced awkwardly around fancy monotonous sweeps covers up the fact that his ideas and songs are really quit boring.
 
Old 2006-09-28, 19:32
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Old 2006-09-28, 19:33
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Old 2006-09-28, 20:02
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Old 2006-10-01, 16:35
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Old 2006-10-01, 16:46
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mmmm.... trannie.... mmmmm


Well in that case in the man for you
 
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http://www.tranny-extasy.com/index.files/03.jpg
http://www.tranny-extasy.com/index.files/02.jpg



It is very bad that I've been here for not even a year and I have the second highest amount of posts in this topic.
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Cytherea rules, man.
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Cytherea rules, man.



yes she does
im fucking jealous
 
Old 2006-10-03, 01:31
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what turns me on more than the squirting is the way she spasms out and shudders. Dunno why that turns me on more. The heavy breathing is also very hot.
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you do know that when a chick squirts its either piss or something from some gland or a mix
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Old 2006-10-03, 03:11
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you do know that when a chick squirts its either piss or something from some gland or a mix

I know. Read about it on wikipedia.

Not like I'm in any quest find one of these squirters and drink whatever comes out
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she spasms out and shudders.

Most girls do this when they have an orgasm.
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Not like Cytherea. *drool*
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Old 2006-10-05, 01:11
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Most girls do this when they have an orgasm.



CTL wouldnt know. He's already tired after taking his pants off and just falls to sleep
 
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CTL wouldnt know. He's already tired after taking his pants off and just falls to sleep

Yeah. Because of that, your orgasmic expression is a mystery to me every night.

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Old 2006-10-06, 00:13
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Best use of Danone Actimel I've seen!

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I don't like her pussy lips..they look like this...

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Old 2006-10-06, 00:20
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shit man...its very weird....pissing sex = scatophile
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2006-10-06, 16:26
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Fuck she must have one fat arsehole.
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Old 2006-10-11, 08:22
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