Moeblunts - thanks for that amputee clip, we need more shit like that in here.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2006-05-10, 07:53
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Being titty-whipped in person is one (pathetic) thing, but if you're on the internet, which is basically a worldwide visual encyclopedia of tit, you've got some problems if any one pair from any of the millions of girls to whom you have no personal connection means that much to you.
And nobody's ever needed a good reason to be mean over the internet. Being nice is like dressing up as a straw target and standing still in an archery range.
2006-05-10, 14:18
moe_blunts
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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
haha, I've seen meatspin before..what a classic.
Moeblunts - thanks for that amputee clip, we need more shit like that in here.
sure fool. thanks for being able to see my morbid humor.
sidenotes:
i was lookin through some porno sites yesterday, and i found the funniest advertisement in the history of fornication. THe ad was for tranny-porn, and the title of the film was "dude, where's my cunt?" fuckin genious.
also, i find midget porn rather amusing. especially, when carnival music is playing in the background.
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Originally Posted by Zionist
you don't belong here. You belong on a Paul Wall message board.
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
2006-05-10, 14:51
moe_blunts
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"Freedom of speech....equilibrium"
that was some funny ass shit right durr.
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Originally Posted by Zionist
you don't belong here. You belong on a Paul Wall message board.
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2006-05-10, 20:02
Pineappleystuff
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insecure? no.
lusting for attention? no.
I know i am hot. attention? all i have to do is make a post and i get attention. its not just the tits that do it.
even before i started showing tits, my posts got attention. i dunno why. but they did. i got a lot of hate. i still do get alot of hate.
I post the tits because i have all these pictures sitting around and have nothing to do with them. thats it. they are just taking up space on my computer and what i do tiwh thtem is, post them here, and then i delete them.
its like their last hurrah before total oblivion/
oh and being nice on the internet isnt always like being a target. I dont see the point in being rude or mean, all it does is make the internet a less pleasant place to be. the only reasons i have ever seen people be ude ion the internet is if its some sad way to tboost one's confidence of a person by putting other people down.
being human rules of ettiquette should apply even in anonymity. If you dont have something nice to say, dont say it at all.
however if you have an opposing opinion and wish for a debate or argument, do it with respect.
if your going to be a bitch about something, do it with decency.
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hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
2006-05-10, 20:53
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That's enough talking for the tits thread. Keep your inane life lessons in the inane life lessons thread. I believe it's called the RTT.
2006-05-10, 23:12
BassBehemoth
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I didn't mean to insult you...curosity killed the cat.
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
www.realcaos.com it requires membership, but its free and quite worth it. No spam. loves it
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
Mind you only a woman could be so bored with sex to notice the soft funishings! You'll not believe how many times the missus has commented on how the ceiling needs a lick of paint!!
I dunno what kind of chicks you hang out with................
2006-07-04, 09:15
metal_monkey
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Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Bia
If you ever actually meet a chick.
hes going to be waiting a long time
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Originall Posted By problematic Im a quadraplegic.
Youve made me cry
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Originally Posted by problematic Metal Monkey: retarded comments galore.
RIP this guy
2006-07-04, 14:52
walpurgis
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I dunno what kind of chicks you hang out with................
I was thinking the same thing...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
2006-07-04, 15:12
far_beyond_sane
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Vaginas have a complicated array of structural arrangements. Some have external labia that are entirely absent, and just disappear into the abdomen as if they were frightened of the light. Some stick boldly out almost an inch like a mighty pussy sandwich, and you can literally grab a handful.
So stop arguing and remember they are all your friends. Judge ye no cunts, lest ye be judged a cunt yourself.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
2006-07-04, 15:27
BassBehemoth
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I dunno what kind of chicks you hang out with................
Well said fbs. Lest ye be judged a cunt yourself!
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
The women kind enough to show me their snatch didn't have one that was quite that bad.
+ I'm secure with the fact that I rarely get laid, as I don't try at all.
Mr. Budd on Relapse explaining LDOH's IAHC Mcd: "It sounds like an inside-out gorilla eating 50 babies a minute."
2006-07-06, 13:33
problematic
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I reckon you guys...pfft... I've seen way bigger. It's seriously not a big problem. Hers isn't even that bad. Watching very high quality porn makes you oblivious to reality, and sex with 'amatuers'. i.e. Not pornstars. Get a fucking grip.
2006-07-06, 15:21
BassBehemoth
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I'd so much rather amatuers..porn stars are way too fake looking.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
Mr. Budd on Relapse explaining LDOH's IAHC Mcd: "It sounds like an inside-out gorilla eating 50 babies a minute."
2006-07-06, 22:19
BassBehemoth
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Don't get me wrong...I love hot girls, but I hate the photoshopped looking girls.
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2006-07-07, 02:03
walpurgis
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Yeah if it looks like the type of person you might actually be around or know, makes it so much better. I mean, you want to actually think it really IS that really hot girl at the bank's grandmother, and not just some regular DVDA fake tittied porn queen grandma.
You people make me sick.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
I defy you to tell me that this meaty vagina doesn't arouse your ardour, doubters!
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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I get that bullshit.
2006-07-08, 01:56
guitar_demon
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if its posted by fbs, you dont wanna see it anyhow
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
Mr. Budd on Relapse explaining LDOH's IAHC Mcd: "It sounds like an inside-out gorilla eating 50 babies a minute."
2006-07-08, 07:40
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It also has 'Tranny trouble,' and I, for one, am worried for our fellow member's safety. Please let us know if Tranny's all right!
2006-07-12, 01:49
CompelledToLacerate
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I've dropped by this thread a few times, and wanted to post some pics I had, but I'm not fully aware of this forums rules on porn. Sorry to, again, sound like a noob. But I don't want to post something that some conservative stiff is going to create problems for this forum over.
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
2006-07-12, 02:25
jazzmetalguitar
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well yes.....but no tranny pictures, granny pictures....plz.....or at least warn me cuz you know...some of these guys are into that. right BassBehemoth?
Long live DIMEBAG 
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Hahaha.
< no wonder hes mad!!
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