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Old 2005-07-23, 18:21
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Nicest Tits 6 - Tits in a jar

lets revive this old-school habit, goddamnit!

Briana Banks is the shit!

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Old 2005-07-23, 19:13
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Those tits look funny more than hot. Don't get me wrong, I'd do her in a heartbeat, but that doesn't really say much for her, as I have no standards whatsoever. However, those tits won't win her any tit competitions. They are so painfully obvious fakes, and the surgeon didn't even do that good of a job.

I like this one much better.
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Old 2005-07-23, 20:47
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Old 2005-07-23, 20:53
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Old 2005-07-23, 20:59
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k13m, that women has balls(not literally), I would never get a tatoo that big on my junk.
 
Old 2005-07-23, 21:14
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Nicest tits 6? i swear the last one was a 4?
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Old 2005-07-23, 21:16
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if u would u should have pinocchio tatoo'd on it (if ur a boy that is)
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Old 2005-07-23, 21:32
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in the second brianna banks picture her left tit looks deformed - she should of got her money back from her surgeon

but damn good thread!!!!!
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Old 2005-07-23, 21:39
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if u would u should have pinocchio tatoo'd on it (if ur a boy that is)
I was thinking of an elephant maybe. And spraypainting my dick grey everday too.
 
Old 2005-07-23, 21:44
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:02
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and this one.

Thank god someone revived this thread. Most of the pictures i have on here are from girls I've suduced online, and gotten naked pics from, so I don't have much to post. I'll see if I actually have anything good on here, when my little cousin isn't standing right here.
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:04
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:13
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bleh i dont like big tits at all, but the guitar is nice
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:24
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God damn she is fucking bangin
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:30
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:33
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loving the guitar



i am a sucker for a brunette

first picture i reckon her nipples were placed way too high.......
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Old 2005-07-23, 22:40
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i am a sucker for blondes as well.......
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Old 2005-07-23, 23:04
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Old 2005-07-23, 23:13
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Old 2005-07-23, 23:14
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Old 2005-07-23, 23:46
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Old 2005-07-23, 23:49
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Big tits are nice, but i'd rather have a flat chested girl than one with fake boobs. They must feel real if you squeeze them, otherwise it is all ruined....
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Old 2005-07-24, 00:10
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Big tits are nice, but i'd rather have a flat chested girl than one with fake boobs. They must feel real if you squeeze them, otherwise it is all ruined....

Of course. You and half of the rest of the men on the earth.
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Old 2005-07-24, 00:21
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Old 2005-07-24, 00:27
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Old 2005-07-24, 00:40
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do da de da lo de dum ditty ditty dum do.......
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Old 2005-07-24, 00:50
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hahahaha wow the grim one knows her disney!
 
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Belle, Snow White, it's all pink Let see some Little Mermaid here

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Old 2005-07-24, 00:55
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Old 2005-07-24, 01:01
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Oh right, ok, thats odd, i went on 'Whos Online' and there are about 30-40 guests a day looking at the Tits 4 thread.. did the 5th one go wrong?
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Old 2005-07-24, 01:11
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You better believe it. The Little Mermaid is still my all time fave.
yeah i love the little mermaid, shes hot for a drawn female character

whats up with the bigtitted chicks, u guys actualy like that


EDIT: this pic turns me on more than those big titted freaks
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Old 2005-07-24, 01:42
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this girl looks just like my ex gf
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She actually looks alot like one of my X girlfriends too. She was a complete psycho. Thats weird.
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Old 2005-07-24, 02:33
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Old 2005-07-24, 02:43
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Old 2005-07-24, 03:21
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Old 2005-07-24, 09:35
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Old 2005-07-24, 10:33
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Old 2005-07-24, 10:43
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Damn, 3/4 of the women in these pictures are not really that hot at all. (Still fuckable though! haha)
 
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Damn, 3/4 of the women in these pictures are not really that hot at all. (Still fuckable though! haha)
i agree (xept for the fuckable part)

she has be have red curly hair and a handfull of tits (preferably 2) for me
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Old 2005-07-24, 17:07
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Dude, thats fucking ignorant. And partially what Rapture got suspended for.

Sam: I said I'd resize your pics. I'll try to remember next time you call.
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Old 2005-07-24, 22:59
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shut up dissection jesus christ dont ever say ignorant again. its blizzard beast, hes a joker, stop defending your e girlfriend. as pretty as she is, blizzard can tease her all he wants
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Old 2005-07-24, 23:19
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NOOOOOO y did u post that damn now im scared of titties, i guess ill stay with tatoo'd pussies after all

EDIT: i tryd to find pics osf sumone that i find pretty, but i cant find shit on inet, lol, cant find shit in real life either, thats y i play guitar
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yeah redheads rule, xept the big tits screw it up for me
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Old 2005-07-24, 23:54
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WAIT i found pics of a girl i think is pretty

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Dude, thats fucking ignorant. And partially what Rapture got suspended for.

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Ahahaha, ignorant in what way? I've seen her pics, and methinks she is ugly. Simple, eh?

Oh and on a side note, you people should stop focusing on titties, it's all about beautiful faces. For example Famke Janssen:
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Sorry to post another stupid one, but you just have to see this:
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I appreciate you labeling that with a warning. having seen that will cause me to not look at tits the same way for a long time.
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Old 2005-07-25, 00:29
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Ahahaha, ignorant in what way? I've seen her pics, and methinks she is ugly. Simple, eh?

Oh and on a side note, you people should stop focusing on titties, it's all about beautiful faces. For example Famke Janssen:
http://www.famke.50megs.com/images/...ng_in_chair.jpg

Best celebrity pussy. Ever.

didnt she play jean in the x-men movies?
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Old 2005-07-25, 00:31
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On the topic of faces, I've always thought Wynona Ryder (with long hair) was beautiful. Maybe thats just me.
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I fail to understand the usage of the word 'ignorant' in the above thread. That wasn't ignorant so much as a little mean and unexpected, both of which are fine with me in my capacity as director of the Metaltabs Secret Police. Though I don't think I've seen arguing in a tit thread before. Wait, no, me and Gigantic Penis. Nevermind.

Now, what I'd like to be ignorant of is that weird oversized nipple problem BlackRoseImmortal posted. Fortunately I've never seen that in person, half-drunk in a poorly lit area, unexpectedly popping out after I've undone a clasp.

Faces are more important in real life, but impersonal and nicely-shaped body parts are where it's at when it comes to ogling/jerking purposes.

I don't actually have nude pictures on my comp. Go figure. Hopefully somebody will post one to make up for my post's lack.
 
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I wasn't arguing, but more pointing something out.
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Urgh. You most definitely don't!

i agree
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Less talk, and LESS OF THAT!
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Heh, first pic in here i actualy liked.. she looks sensual.

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An 80 cunt montage and some lesbians.
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Old 2005-07-25, 03:54
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This is my favourite kind of porn.

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!WARNING! This will give you a really hard cock


They were advertising that on Defcon Radio months ago.
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It's probably not as bad as goatse and tubgirl that were posted up in previous Nicest Tits threads but I will compensate for your pain.

If you haven't heard of it, The Hun is pretty much all you need for free porn.

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It's probably not as bad as goatse and tubgirl that were posted up in previous Nicest Tits threads but I will compensate for your pain.

If you haven't heard of it, The Hun is pretty much all you need for free porn.

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haha i remember goatse.cx and tubgirl

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wtf someone get the kiddies out of this thread back into the playground. Arguing is for the bands forum.
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wtf someone get the kiddies out of this thread back into the playground. Arguing is for the bands forum.


That's nice, but another whose face shouldn't be let out in public.
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