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Old 2005-07-20, 04:52
goochingismybagbaby
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You think musicians have it tough?

Every musician says how hard it is to go on the road and play the same songs over and over again. But have you ever took into consideration the pain and suffering gooches have to go through? No you havn't because everyone is so caught up in their rock stars and in their own life, they have no time to think about gooches. Shame on everyone. Gooches have to sit by hairy balls and a dirty asshole their whole lives. that's like sitting beside a Mexican and a smelly niggar. Gooches are the glue that hold this society together, without them, all of our balls would be falling into our assholes. So next time you got and stab some guys gooch with your cock, think of the pain and suffering it goes through.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 05:01
beavisandgooch-head
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This man could not be more right. I declare today Gooch Appreciation Day! If you have ever felt like balls and shit at the same time, you know how a gooch feels. Today is dedicated to you!
 
Old 2005-07-20, 05:56
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wow fucking spam...joy...i smell a ban?
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Old 2005-07-20, 06:22
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and a delete.
 
Old 2005-07-20, 06:30
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You sir are a twat! This is why family members shouldn't breed with each other!
 
Old 2005-07-20, 08:30
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without the gooch there would be NO rock.
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Old 2005-07-20, 10:09
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this guy... its the most annoying yet entertaining troll this board has seen
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Old 2005-07-20, 10:36
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this guy... its the most annoying yet entertaining troll this board has seen


How the hell is that entertaining?
 
Old 2005-07-20, 11:16
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Old 2005-07-20, 11:51
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Thats just my weird sense of humour I guess...
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Why would you sig that?
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Old 2005-07-20, 13:28
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welcome back
 
Old 2005-07-20, 13:56
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i actually enjoyed this post, but i thought this unsavory bit of anatomy was called a "taint"
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Old 2005-07-20, 14:12
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it's you again fuckface?

bye
 
Old 2005-07-20, 14:16
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great, one of the only times to use the banned smilly and no one did Oh well
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Old 2005-07-20, 16:38
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it's you again fuckface?

bye


Yo eddy, did you IP check him?
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Old 2005-07-20, 16:42
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I can't believe this hasn't gotten boring yet.
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