do as the title says please... here i wrote some.

In a thunderstorm from hell, the lightning is feirce.
The lightning is formed on the ground.. not in the sky, as it strikes the clouds setting the heavens on fire.
Flashes bright enough to blind you, roars of thunder loud enough to take your hearing.
Souls of the deceased are quickly running down the stairway to heaven as the stairway is collapsing.
All in the apocalypse in heaven.
Demons ascending, breaking down the pearly gates, deminishing the souls of the pure and fighting off the saints.
Everyone on earth is confused and crying.
Preists and ministers all terrified, clutching their bibles, reciting pointless verses.
There will be no happy ending.

when put into a song it won't be sung, but spoken in a sort of choirs of devastation, or dead flag blues idea. i whipped these up in a little while, during a thunderstorm. now let's see all of yours.

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Okay.

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Why? What if you're offending someone with this?

Why do you make such a big deal about religion? Does it matter what one person believes? Can't you think of anything better to write about?

God-Bashing belongs on slipknot forums.

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But doesn't slipknot bashing belong on the metal-elitist forums?

well i dont mean to offend but i've noticed how alot of bands write about that so i thought i'd be a dumbass and make this thread

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you should only write about that kind of stuff if it is something you beleive in

that does not mean church burnings etc and most god bashing stuff is pretty weak.

well jesus i wouldnt go a burn churches like varg but still... surprisongly enough i respect people who have religion

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And to turn that back at you.... Religion offends many people. Do they not have the right to express their views?

If this thread offends thee.....dont click it.

Hahaha, oh, this got real amusing. Personally I think it's how the anti-religion thing is portrayed. If it's just a blood and guts of believers in a certain thing all over the place then I'm not sure I'd find that too cool. But there are many religions and some I do not agree with at all. I'm a Christian myself, but there's things about organized religions that I don't like. Like those nut jobs that are so political and think their way is the only way. But I'm not real versed in political things so I tend to leave them alone.
Were you meaning something in particular or just any religion in general?

One of the reasons I find the forum I mod at and this one so appealing is because they don't have the censorship that others do. I'm not just talking about language, but ideas and formats, too. I don't like the idea of being told that I can't write a particular thing because someone else doesn't agree with it. That's very undemocratic and completely against my religion, but I can disagree and express it if I want to.

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ive never heared slipknot write an antichrist song. what the fuck are u talking about? and who the fuck cares if it offfends someone. if it offends u, dont click it. u have no right to tell this guy what he can and cant say. its in the first amendment of the united states constitution. so shut up.

Damn...you are one Angry hobbit.


Ever consider smoking a doobie or wacking off?

Bia, you are just too funny sometimes.


As my daddy used to say to my boys --"Fight nice!"

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L,B'- yeah i meant any religion in perticular, and i do feel kind of bad about this thread.. i made it when i was tired and haden't had my coffee yet..
Bia- you're hilarious

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Well, Tullie wrote of an orange sky in a tornado and you're writing anti-religious in thunderstorms. I wrote about heat not long ago. This is like the Weather Channel only most of the music's better! (Unless they're playing Satch which I have heard before.)
Inspiration comes from all over and you were struck. Aint' nothin' wrong with that.

And now for the Weekend Forecast.......

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My apologies to you, Newhell.

It's not this thread that offends me, it's the idea that someone would go out and rag on someone's beliefs instead of being creative. And I like to think this forum is creative.

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You are.....a really cool guy to say that!

I'll see you tonight

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Don't you wish you could!

Fuck Goooooooooooooooood!
I hate Gooooooooooooooooood!
Rwwwwaaaaarrrrrrr!
Wait,
There is no Goooooood!
Rwwwwaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr! Errrrrrrrrrrr!

Sorry i just had to.

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As a child my dad burned my Motley Crue cd's,
and since then I swore I'd get even.
I ranted and raved through a heavy metal band,
And that band I named after a demon.
I dress in black clothing and wear an inverted cross
Those christians I'm sure to offend.
Blasphemous gestures, I pittle and pester,
Its easy to see I pretend.
To mock the pious, and stamp out the righteous,
I call myself one of Satan's own henchmen.
Ironically enough, in an effort to look tough,
I've pledged my allegiance to a biblical invention .

Is that original or who wrote it?

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thanks tulvox, and everyone else for commenting too

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I made it up on the spot

And who says I never have?

hehehe

Hot dammy, Sammy. That was cool.

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I'm thinking about submitting some lyrics from my now defunct band, which I had composed.

That would be cool.

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Alright. Making new thread now.

These look like really, really bad mid-80's Slayer ripoff lyrics. The exact kind I used to write when I was 14 (I'm suspecting and hoping you are at that age level). Luckily, I had enough foresight not to post them on an online forum where everybody could make fun of me. Apparently, you do not.

For the record, this isn't even remotely anti-religious. You generally want to have a basal understanding of the broad concept of theology before attempting anything anti-religious. Since the only people who believe in demons and hell are Christians, a song about demons storming the gates of heaven is written from a decidedly Christian point of view. If anything, these lyrics are pro-religion.

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yeah hes 14

heres mine



An ode to fire and brimstone

one day while walking a long a path
i met satan
never mind, that was not satan
just a creepy dude selling watches

*ahem*

an ode to metalheads

and jesus still loves us all
so does allah
praise jehovah
zeus is mighty
now stop bitching

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In her bestest Masta Shake voice-- You had me leave an intellectually stimulating conversation at chitchat for these??? Do you really want me to comment on them? Okay, I will. They rocked. They were so dumb they were cute. lol There. I told you what I thought. I'm going to find some mooninites and see if they want to hang out for awhile.

Those were chucklingly good.

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hahaha i cooked them up on the spot, can you tell

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yeah, i definitely could, but they made me laugh.

i was gonna start a bullshit BM band called Satanz Palz, and our first song was called "satan, i love you"

satan
i love you
i wanna feel you
deep inside me

satan
rape me
satan
fellate me

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I watch too many darn cartoons. Satanz Palz could be the counterpoint to Jesus and Pals on South Park. Your band could be like Paul Short-Pain-In-The-Ass-Whatchamacallit like on Letterman's or whatever talkshow he plays on now.

Sometimes those impulsive onces are the best. I'd like to know where they come from.

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Perhaps they come from impulses?

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Would you go write something? You're beginning to bother me, kid! lol
I just meant that some pieces take forever and are a ton of work and other things I can't write fast enough they happen so fast.

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A few years ago I wrote a whole album with the intention of starting a band called Gorelord 2000. At the time, I didn't know there was an actual band cheesy enough to go through with really using the name Gorelord, and when I found out, I figured it was easier to scratch the whole project than come up with a new band name. Since this is on topic with what you were talking about, here is the track listing-



The funny thing is that I actually wrote lyrics and music for a lot of these tracks. Holy shit, how bored was I? There were also tracks I intended to not write any music or lyrics for, just to confuse anyone trying to listen to that masterpiece-of-shit.

Most of the songs were like just little inside jokes between me and different people I know, and they probably aren't very funny to anyone not in the know. Anyone who doesn't like the title "Eternal Castration", however, is a total homo.

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That's a good point. And you're correct...it validates the myth.

hehehe

I liked 21 myself. But the running thing with the bets was amusing. I can only imagine what some of those had for lyrics. Did your friends ever read any of them?
I've written a lot of pieces where certain people will get inside jokes or whatever from what I've said so I know what you mean. It's fun that way sometimes, too.

Since this is technically on topic, a friend sent me a piece that he wrote recently that's religious in nature and he found out that a friend had a religious epiphany at almost the same time he finished the lyric. I thought that was pretty cool.

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