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Old 2005-06-16, 23:29
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If you could play an instrument in any band, who would it be?

The band i would enjoy playing for most would be Opeth. But i would also like to play with Decapitated and Sepultura with Max, obviously.
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Old 2005-06-16, 23:40
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guitar in disturbed. now theres an easy job
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Old 2005-06-16, 23:50
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Old 2005-06-16, 23:50
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Old 2005-06-17, 00:32
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haha now that's the way to think...play easy shit and get paid...but if it was for the love of the music probably go with a band that is good lol
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Old 2005-06-17, 00:39
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guitar with Dragonforce.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 00:41
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guitar in nile
 
Old 2005-06-17, 01:09
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i would say guitar in BDM, but i wouldnt want to ruin a good band.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 02:24
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guitar with Dragonforce.


There's no way you could pull that off.


I think I could do well in Arcturus or Agalloch.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 02:29
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Keys in Kalmah. my style is almost exactly like theirs so I think I'd fit well.
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Old 2005-06-17, 05:33
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i could do well as ryhthm guitar in atreyu, avenged sevenfold, BDM, as i lay dying, or bands of the like
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Old 2005-06-17, 05:45
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It's hard to answer because I suckass so much.
I'd be honored to attempt to riff along with Murray & Smith and the rest of the guys though.

Anything from Killers or Piece Of Mind I could fake my way through...lol
 
Old 2005-06-17, 05:50
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faking isnt the same as playing note for note, and most maiden is simple enough, outside of the lead playing, that even you should be able to play it
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Old 2005-06-17, 05:53
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Maybe guitarist for Dying Fetus or Deeds Of Flesh.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 06:03
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Tristan likes grind therefore Tristan would enjoy playing that!

Or maybe something thrash.
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Old 2005-06-17, 06:48
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Cowbell in Napalm Death. Love the cowbell...
 
Old 2005-06-17, 06:52
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Ha ha ha.
Why not be the drummer for someone like Fuck ...Im Dead too?
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Old 2005-06-17, 11:32
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I would want Jon Nodviedt to let me play lead in Dissection. I think his rythm's are dull and mundane though Dissection is my all time favorite band.

I would also like to play anything in Mutiilation, Countess, Immortal, Carcass(in the day) and so many others but those are the ones I would die to play.

I think Mutiilation would be my first choice. Dissection's new material isn't as appeasing to me, even so I can never dislike such a great band.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 14:08
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Guitar: I'd get a hold of Krist and Dave and reform Nirvana so the band would no longer be stereotyped for their shittiest album ( nevermind). We'd take it back to the old days.

Bass: Primus. Les Claypool can take a break. I've got some kickass slap/pop crazy rock riffs/weird song writing abilities of my own and can't find a drummer/guitarist willing to play such strange music. So yeah, as long as I'm daydreaming, I would steal the drummer and guitarist from Primus.

Drums: Maybe Metallica. I'm not much for blast beats, so I'd have to take something simpler like them. Still, fun to rock out with it and plenty of double kick I can throw in there.

Vocals: Pig Destroyer. Fucking JR Hayes pisses me off. I wouldn't change anything about the music, just the vocals. Pure death metal vocals, baby. None of that high pitched screeching. Then, Pig Destroyer would be complete.

Baseball Bat: 50 Cent. I'd kill 'em with two swings. Then his demonic hippity-hoppity reign would finally be over.

Eh, I know I must sound arrogant assuming I can "bring so much to the bands" with my talents. Nope. That's not it. There are plenty of musicians out there way better than me. But hell, a guy can dream, can't he?
 
Old 2005-06-17, 14:20
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Old 2005-06-17, 14:23
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hmm....let me think...

be the drummer maybe in opeth to change up styles a little bit

of coarse theres always kataklysm... ...i could probably pull it off though
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Old 2005-06-17, 14:26
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Chapman Stick on Dream Theater, even if Myung already do that.

Definately, as they're in need, Partnership with mister O'Brien
 
Old 2005-06-17, 15:37
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Guitar with Cryptopsy or Gorguts.
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Old 2005-06-17, 22:17
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I'd play bass for Metallica. Why? To make their music better. And easy money.
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Old 2005-06-17, 23:15
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Old 2005-06-17, 23:26
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i'd play for britney spears. imagine the fucking money you'd get there but serioulsy.. if i were advanced i'd say guitars for megadeth
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Old 2005-06-18, 01:53
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I would love to play bass in Martyr and in Opeth.
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Old 2005-06-18, 02:03
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None.. Because that would require kicking out a member..

I would lvoe to jam with Darkest Hour though.
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Old 2005-06-18, 12:42
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guitar and vox for Isis or Cult of Luna.
or guitar for Saturnus
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Old 2005-06-18, 15:34
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Guitar in Iron maiden, Megadeth or In flames.
 
Old 2005-06-18, 15:57
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Bass for the bands :

Death-leprosy:awesome album as it is.but i would hav played to put the album on the same terms as ITP and Human
Cryptopsy-heck all albums .even thought Eric is very good
Gordian Knot-Emergent:i would have played bass instead of Myung.....SEAN MALONE was On the Stick on quite a few songs
Pantera-all albums instead of Rex
Testament-SOuls Of Black:Instaed of Greg Christian.to put it on level terms with The Gathering
Demilich-To make the Bass in the Album/demo's sound better




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Old 2005-06-18, 16:12
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Old 2005-06-18, 23:30
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i think my vocals in dragonforce could knock it a couple notches across the musical spectrum.
 
Old 2005-06-19, 02:28
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that would be cool haha i dont know why but it just would. no questions asked.
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Old 2005-06-19, 03:20
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Vocals - Cephalic Carnage (would be SO fun)
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Old 2005-06-19, 03:29
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I would love to play guitar for:

Slayer, Megadeth, Danzig, or Metallica.
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Old 2005-06-19, 19:23
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id do best with playing guitar for either Old mans child or Naglfar.
and id be good with keyboards for Norther.
 
Old 2005-06-20, 04:30
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Guitar: December Wolves [ I can play almost all their songs already, just yet to tab about half of them]
Bass: Sadistik Exekution
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Vox: Sadistik Exekution... It would just be too goddamn fun to be in with these guys, it would be crazy.

It would also be awsome doing anything vox, guitars, drums with ANAL CUNT!!!!

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Old 2005-06-20, 18:34
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Bassist for Between The Buried And Me or even though they are not metal but Rage Against The Machine back in their heyday because I love to play funk on the bass and can play any of their songs.
If I ever got to the level of Novi's playing I would love to play in Vader.
Vocals for Kataklysm or Krisiun would be cool.
Keys in Dog Fashion Disco

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Old 2005-06-21, 20:40
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third guitarist in Slayer \m/
or guitar in Megadeth for a week before Dave accuses me of sleeping with his girlfriend/taking a hit of coke/being Satanic
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Old 2005-06-29, 08:02
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Old 2005-06-29, 10:00
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Old 2005-06-29, 10:15
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The bongos in Devourment
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Old 2005-06-29, 11:11
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Old 2005-06-29, 13:13
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I posted in this thread earlier,but I'm gonna do it like everyone else has:


Guitar:Nile

Bass:Necrophagist or Between the Buried and Me

Vocals: Dragonforce(I don't like their vocals,I would just throw in some screams)

Drums:Sepultura
 
Old 2005-06-29, 13:15
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Old 2005-06-29, 16:33
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Old 2005-06-29, 16:52
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youre a goofball, hellasboy!
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Old 2005-06-29, 18:41
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Yeh the turntables in Dying Fetus or Devourment o that would be phat *turns sarcasm off*

I would have played in Gorguts (between Obscura and Erosion)
or Immolation (Between Here in After and Dawn)
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Old 2005-06-29, 18:51
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Guitar in Spiral Architect
Bass in Spiral Architect

Guitar in Spastic Ink
Drums in Spastic Ink

Keyboard in Arcturus

Acoustic Guitar in Opeth

Guitar in Necrophagist

Guitar in Watchtower
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Old 2005-06-29, 19:56
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Old 2005-06-29, 21:18
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Old 2005-06-29, 22:10
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Since I only have the capacity to play Guitar (I've tried singing i suck) I would have to choose Himsa or BDM. Playing with Lamb of God would also be some good rockin.

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Old 2005-07-01, 23:42
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Guitars in system of a down is cool ) but well that is not metal.

I think Tristania would do it (Therion is really too much... I can't keep up with the sweeps)
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Old 2005-07-02, 02:14
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I'd play guitar along with Opeth, i couldnt replace them though coz im not that good

Id play in Tool, their songs are all drop D, easy as shit - and i'd make pretty big $$ too.

I cant play anything else
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Old 2005-07-02, 19:45
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I would love to play guitar in Mortal Decay.
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Old 2005-07-02, 20:26
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Old 2006-01-29, 17:59
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Most fucking definetly guitar in fucking Behemoth, alongside Nergal. That's fucking brutal!!!
 
Old 2006-01-29, 18:04
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Ehh..
I'll change my answer.

Guitars in Gorguts or pre OWN Cryptopsy

Guitars and vocals in Rompeprop or Gronibard (It would be fun as hell hah)
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Old 2006-01-29, 18:13
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Old 2006-01-29, 18:18
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Hate eternal or Suffocation. That would rule so hard.
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Old 2006-01-29, 18:24
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guitar in MARTYR, nuff said
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Old 2006-01-29, 18:36
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Vocals : Pin-drop Violence (just so that they stop selling on that cheap ass imitation vocals)
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Old 2006-01-29, 20:43
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Old 2006-01-29, 20:46
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I'd play in Green day or something, and try not to kill myself. Then when I got lots of cash start my own band. I like the idea of having creative control over playing what someone else shoves down my throat.
 
Old 2006-01-30, 07:27
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Old 2006-01-30, 07:46
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Martyr, if I was about 10,000 times better and tighter. Fuck thoes fags.
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Old 2006-01-30, 08:36
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Old 2006-01-30, 11:47
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Guitar for Bodom
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Bass for Opeth
Keyboards for Stratovarius
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Old 2006-01-30, 13:06
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2006-01-30, 15:09
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I could definitly fill in the guitar slot in Fear Factory anytime considering i know basiclly every song on all the studio albums. And would come up with better shit than their new album Transgression!

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Old 2006-01-30, 17:30
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Guitar for Bodom
Drums and Vocals for Slipknot (because they are just soooo goddamn good)
Bass for Opeth
Keyboards for Stratovarius



Yeah me too I wish I could play keyboards for Stratovarious, then I wish for death.
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Old 2006-01-30, 17:41
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Old 2006-01-30, 21:13
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My friend out in Los Angeles knows jesse pintado of terrorizer, who is joined up with pete sandoval again and are working on new stuff... i told him to call Jesse and ask if they need a bass player

wouldnt my band mates shit if i said, i won't be around for awhile i'm going to jam with pete sandoval and shit
 
Old 2006-01-30, 21:14
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Old 2006-01-30, 21:38
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id wanna play lead guitar for The Black Dahlia Murder.
they would be so much better if they had a better lead guitarist. his solos suck.
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Old 2006-01-30, 22:22
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Old 2006-01-31, 00:30
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Bassist for Vehemence..if they were still alive.
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Bassist for older KREATOR.
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Old 2006-01-31, 22:52
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Old 2006-01-31, 22:57
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Bass for Necrophagist and Psycroptic.
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Old 2006-02-01, 07:14
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Bass for Psycroptic.

You'd have to use a pick... Interesting choice, since the bass doesn't really stand out in Psycro. Cam's fucking fast though.
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Old 2006-02-01, 09:15
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If i was good enough , probably be a band like.. Dragonforce or Children of Bodom.
 
Old 2006-02-01, 13:00
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You'd have to use a pick... Interesting choice, since the bass doesn't really stand out in Psycro. Cam's fucking fast though.


Haha, nah, i would not use a pick..
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Old 2006-02-01, 19:10
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Old 2006-02-01, 19:47
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Ehh..
I'll change my answer.

Guitars in Gorguts or pre OWN Cryptopsy

Guitars and vocals in Rompeprop or Gronibard (It would be fun as hell hah)

uh... ya me too...

Cryptopsy with Jon, Martyr if i was better, guitar in Nile with Karl, third guitar for Opeth
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