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Old 2005-06-16, 03:46
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Worst band names

NecroDeath-easily the most retarded name I've ever heard.
There are more I cant think of rite now.
 
Old 2005-06-16, 04:00
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Old 2005-06-16, 04:04
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yea, i think that pretty much sums it up. Game over, BoC wins.
 
Old 2005-06-16, 04:18
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Any gore/grindcore band. I don't know how any of these bands expect to be taken seriously when they have names like Cliteater (just one off the top of my head) and Anal Blast. Granted, Anal Blast don't take themselves seriously, but...
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Old 2005-06-16, 04:29
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Godspeed You! Black Emperor...
 
Old 2005-06-16, 04:38
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Blasphemy.
 
Old 2005-06-16, 04:40
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yeh.. agreed. Decent music (actually, amazing music, but i just cant get into it) but god damn does that name suck.
 
Old 2005-06-16, 04:45
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And again, I'm not saying anything about the music, just the name....
 
Old 2005-06-16, 07:08
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Vaginal Jesus.
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Old 2005-06-16, 08:38
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Old 2005-06-16, 08:39
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Any gore/grindcore band.

Tsk. Any? That's a broad generalization.

I'll post a few off the top of my head that are so fantastic, in a very very shite way:

Corpsefucking Art
Goratory
Gorgasm
Viral Load
Gutrot
Massmurder
Stabwound
MEGADETH (I don't fucking care how good the band is, the name is absolute bollocks)
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Old 2005-06-16, 09:14
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Old 2005-06-16, 12:33
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Old 2005-06-16, 13:19
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Tsk. Any? That's a broad generalization.


Fine, I'll give you Disgorge, and a few others that I know of, but don't feel like listing. Fine, I'll edit my statement, Nilly Willy, just for you:

The MAJORITY of gore/grindcore bands.
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Old 2005-06-16, 13:30
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Disgorge aren't goregrind nor grindcore. BUT OK!

sorry I had to.
 
Old 2005-06-16, 13:36
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Old 2005-06-16, 17:16
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lol
lets see, another bad band name
metallica, dumb fucking name, and any other band with "metal" worked in
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Old 2005-06-16, 17:41
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Old 2005-06-16, 23:53
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NecroDeath-easily the most retarded name I've ever heard.
There are more I cant think of rite now.


i hope you get hit by a car you useless bag of oxygen. DeathCS, Transient and Pandemonium might get this one.

i honestly thought the following were stupid names
Children of Bodom
Dragonlord [this sounds like a Sega Genesis game, honestly what the hell]
Dragonforce [same as above]
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Old 2005-06-17, 00:06
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Vaginal Jesus.


I like that one...

Also Norma Jean and The Ga*Gas
 
Old 2005-06-17, 00:14
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Disgorge aren't goregrind nor grindcore. BUT OK!

sorry I had to.


Uh. Ok.

And as for Vaginal Jesus, I found that funny as shit the first time I heard it.
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Old 2005-06-17, 00:21
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I'm pretty sure that is the best band name EVER.
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Old 2005-06-17, 00:59
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Cock and Ball Toture is the dumbest fucking name I've ever heard.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 01:38
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even though their not metal but, limp dickshit is pretty fucking gay
 
Old 2005-06-17, 02:37
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...And Oceans

Really good band...Really crappy name
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Old 2005-06-17, 02:43
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even though their not metal but, limp dickshit is pretty fucking gay


a haha, way to go with the play on words.
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Old 2005-06-17, 03:07
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pick a punk/pop/rap/grind/viking band name. there's your answer.
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Old 2005-06-17, 05:29
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hold it buddy, i like alot of viking metal names
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Old 2005-06-17, 07:03
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Uhhhhh, Korn?

Krank
Dream Theater
TT Quick
The guess who
Vicious rumors
Behemoth
Back street boys
Cryptopsy
Cirith Ungol
Flotsam and Jetsam
M.O.D.
etc....
 
Old 2005-06-17, 07:12
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Dragonheart
Necropharoah
Shadowlord
Stormwarrior
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Old 2005-06-17, 07:29
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stormtroppers of death
the band
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Old 2005-06-17, 07:29
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Honestly, if all of those are considered bad names, what is considered a good name?
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Old 2005-06-17, 07:35
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Anal of blast.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 07:41
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Uh. Ok.

Well, simply put: you're wrong. Get it now? Tard.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 09:00
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...And Oceans

Really good band...Really crappy name

I agree that name sucks.

The best name, by far is: "The The"
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Old 2005-06-17, 12:50
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Deep purple is an stupid name too
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Old 2005-06-17, 15:42
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Uhhhhh, Korn?

Krank
Dream Theater
TT Quick
The guess who
Vicious rumors
Behemoth
Back street boys
Cryptopsy
Cirith Ungol
Flotsam and Jetsam
M.O.D.
etc....


I agree on most of those, but Cryptopsy? You serious?
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Old 2005-06-17, 16:35
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Old 2005-06-17, 16:44
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...Korn....

Indeed. But now that Brain "Gimme Head" Welch has left the band in the attempt to please his main homie Jesus representing from the west-side of Nazareth, he formed a new band. It's called "Jesus Krist", with a backward R. AND THEY FUCKIN' ROCK THE CHURCH HOUSE, BIATCH!!!!!1111 TEH BR00TALITY!!1
Check out "A.D.I.D.A.J. (all day i dream about jesus)" and "Non-Believer On A Leash". Also, they do a badass cover version of "Knock Knock Knockin' On A Man's Front Door At 4:00 In The Morning To Tell Him About Jehova And His Awesome Member's Only Benefits. Act Now And We'll Throw In A Free Bobble-Head Jesus. But Wait, There's More! Use Your Credit Card And We'll Give You A Copy Of Nuns-Gone-Wild Absolutely Free!".

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Old 2005-06-17, 16:44
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Nothing, Jarrod.

Beef Conspiracy is a pretty lame moniker.
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Old 2005-06-17, 16:46
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Goat Vulva, Goat Penis, Goat Semen, Anal Cunt, Anal Stench are all ridiculous.
 
Old 2005-06-17, 17:00
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all the anal bands--anl blast,anal stench,etc
megadeth
vaginal jesus
cumchrist
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fuck.im dead
CBT
circle of dead children

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Old 2005-06-17, 18:20
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Old 2005-06-17, 18:24
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lol for a second i thought that was semen de cobra
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Old 2005-06-17, 20:12
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Jajajajaj it is a very stupid name too !
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Nothing, Jarrod.

Beef Conspiracy is a pretty lame moniker.

Yeah, silly UK bands.
 
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the fucking champs, mr. big, anything that has cunt in it.. ha and what slayer were going to call themselves.. dragon slayer
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I agree on most of those, but Cryptopsy? You serious?

It strikes me as meaningless crap that they made up since Autopsy and Cryptic Slaughter were already taken. If there is some interesting story or meaning behind the name then I might change my mind...
 
Old 2005-06-18, 17:46
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Old 2005-06-18, 18:02
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  • any of those As I, as hope, as whatever the fuck
  • most if not all of those bands that have their name as a phrase (i.e. A Death for Every Sin) - come on what the fuck
  • Cattle Decapitation - man...I read an interview with this band and they are going to make people sick by their lyrics? hmmmm most people who listen to their stuff enjoy that shit so it is completely pointless. Fucking retarded vegans
  • Construcdead - hmmm taking construction and dead and putting it together...pretty lame
  • a lot of those bands that use the prefix necro- just totally makes them wanting to be more "BrUtAl" by using that. Hell basically any band that uses vulgar words for a title. I could care less but it just makes it really lame...kind of like the band Europe that did "The Final Countdown."
  • Prayer for Cleansing
  • Rifles at Recess

I think that's it
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The Fucking champs is rather uninspired, But it's too delicious to call bad. Besides, no one will dare call you bad with a big, Verile name like that
 
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It strikes me as meaningless crap that they made up since Autopsy and Cryptic Slaughter were already taken. If there is some interesting story or meaning behind the name then I might change my mind...


I don't think it has anything to do with Autopsy or Cryptic Slaughter already being taken. They have a song called Gravaged (A Cryptopsy) so I'm guessing that Cryptopsy is just a word relating to grave robbing or exhumation.
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Old 2005-06-19, 12:03
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Exmortem isn't a bad name, is it? It's what I ould like to call my band, that will probablky never form anyway....

Here's some bad names.....Queen (apt though)
Pink Floyd
Thin Lizzy
Nasty Savage...wait has that been said already?
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any of those As I, as hope, as whatever the fuck

most if not all of those bands that have their name as a phrase (i.e. A Death for Every Sin) - come on what the fuck


hahaha. thats true man. hell even those names with words put together to create some confusing phrase [Alexisonfire]
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I have always interpreted "American Head Charge" as a race between homosexuals for the same cock.

How remarkably appropriate.



I just read through this thread... are some of you are just naming bands because you can? What the fuck is wrong with Behemoth? What kind of heavy solvent abuse is running rampant here?

One more thing... Cock and Ball Torture is a very particular type of S&M, I believe. Something for the sick queers. At least they didn't just make it up.
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Old 2005-06-20, 03:54
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Windir
1388 or whatever the hell it is..

see the trend?
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Old 2005-06-20, 04:14
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i hope you get hit by a car you useless bag of oxygen. DeathCS, Transient and Pandemonium might get this one.

i honestly thought the following were stupid names
Children of Bodom
Dragonlord [this sounds like a Sega Genesis game, honestly what the hell]
Dragonforce [same as above]


I'm sorry dude but the name Necrodeath is fucking retarded. I mean c'mon dead-death, very creative.
 
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1388 or whatever the hell it is..

see the trend?


If you're thinking of of the black metal band "1349" it has to do with the year the black plague broke out.
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Old 2005-06-20, 05:36
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yeh thats it I guess...

numbers are stupid band names.. unless were talking about 311, they just kick ass.
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yeh thats it I guess...

numbers are stupid band names.. unless were talking about 311, they just kick ass.


As do Level 42.
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all those grind bands with sexual/gory names... Cock and Ball Torchure? WTF?!?! might as well call yourselves "the i like men in the ass with a chainsaw band"
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Agoraphobic Nosebleed (what the hell does that mean? Anxiety leads to nosebleeds???)
The Murder Of Rosa Luxemburg (anything that starts with 'the murder of' has to be bad)
No use for a name (pointless)
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (no no no noooooooooooooooooooooooooo)
The plot to blow up the eiffel tower (?!?!?!?!?!)
Dead sea fucking scrolls (you add a swear word and it no longer becomes religious?)
Autopsy

the list is endless - in fact there should be a thread about the best bandnames and then them to be voted for.
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Old 2005-06-25, 17:37
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any band name that is an incomplete statement or an incomplete sentence

from this day forward
today is the day
as i lay dying
his hero is gone<love the band, hate the name>
his name is alive
everytime i die
beneath the buried and me
hero dishonest

bands that sound or look like tag team wrestling duos or teams

kottonmouth kings
insane clown posse
northside kings
biohazzard
mushroomhead<look like they could be a wrestling team>
slipknot<also looks like they could be a wrestling team>
gwar<would be an awsome wrestling team>
cradle of filth<would be awsome if they faced off with gwar>
glen benton and that ogre guy that plays guitar,deicide, if only the undertaker could play drums for them, triple H on bass
mudvayne<looks like 3rd rate noname wrestling team that you watch on a public access network preforming in a highschool gym>name sucks too



the worst bandnames

strong intentions
floorpunch
h20
25 ta life
scarhead
sick of it all
boy sets fire
biohazzard
pro pain
crowbar
spazz
clenched fist
fuckface
anti-product
anti-seen
psyopus
great redneck hope
dope
korn
dream theater
extreme
shadows fall
darkest hour
dark funeral
american nightmare
lamb of god<i like burn the priest better>


limp bizkit, being the worst, most atrocious band name ever

most of these arent metal bands but they are horrible names nontheless
 
Old 2005-06-27, 02:36
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Cattle Decapitation is a sick name! it just rolls off the tongue so nicely
So is GODSPEED! you Black emperor! totally unconventional but i like it just the same...
as for shitty band names?

Dave matthews band?
Korn?
Children of Bodom?
Dark Funeral (the 'Dark' thing got played out, especially when the reference is reduntant as in Funeral)
and yeah....Megadeth is pretty dumb
so is Metallica...
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also the Red Chord...as killer as this band is, the name is so fucken ghey!!
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Old 2005-06-27, 05:39
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Dave matthews band?


That's not really bad because it is his band. As with anyone else with the name ______'s Band.
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As good as they might be - MegaDeth is in fact a gay band name.
Cradle of Filth is lame, mainly coz his name is Dani Filth.
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I think the more important question is : Which bands have the worst names, that we tolerate, or even forget altogether, simply because they're so good?

Mastodon, Strapping Young Lad and Suffocation come to mind.

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Old 2005-06-27, 07:17
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I think the more important question is : Which bands have the worst names, that we tolerate, or even forget altogether, simply because they're so good?

Mastodon, Strapping Young Lad and Suffocation come to mind.


I think Suffocation is great name.
 
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any band name that is an incomplete statement or an incomplete sentence

his hero is gone<love the band, hate the name>
his name is alive


although i agree that those names suck, they are both complete ideas and complete sentences.
 
Old 2005-06-27, 07:36
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Mastodon, Strapping Young Lad and Suffocation come to mind.


I like all thsoe band names..

Mastodon is the least likely metal band name.. works great for such a unique band..

SYL... cmon its Devin, doesn't have to make sense.

And Suffocation is the best DM name ever.
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i hate strapping young lads that name sucks... reminds me of the queen or england
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As good as they might be - MegaDeth is in fact a gay band name.
Cradle of Filth is lame, mainly coz his name is Dani Filth.

Actually he changed his name to Filth when forming the band.

I certainly don't like the name "motorhead".
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well, those complete sentences which are band names sucked anyway,


the red chord name references some old famous literature, dunno who or what book, its slang for someones throat being slit........so if the book or poem it came from is good they can get away with it, but if not............
 
Old 2005-07-02, 20:16
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Old 2005-07-04, 19:22
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terminally your aborted ghost....thats like one of the sickest DM bandnames there is. it makes no sense but it sounds cool. i'm a sucker for long ass band names esp. like "Godspeed! You Black Emperor," and they were mentioned on this thread, as well.

sickest DM band name ever=Yattering...

or Napalm Death
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Black Funeral (not DF, BF!)
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Dungothreb
Frankenbok
Il Nino
Plunja
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Decrepit Birth (hey I love them, but I have the right to hate their name, right?)
Sadistik Exekution (I love them also, but the name SHITS ME!!)
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sickest DM band name ever=Yattering...

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or Napalm Death

Too bad they're grind, not death.
 
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Type O Negative
With Passion (fucking ATG ripping off bastards need to suck my metaphorical cock!)
Black Funeral (not DF, BF!)
Darkthrone
Dungothreb
Frankenbok
Il Nino
Plunja
Superjoint Ritual
Decrepit Birth (hey I love them, but I have the right to hate their name, right?)
Sadistik Exekution (I love them also, but the name SHITS ME!!)
White Zombie
Caliban


I think Darkthrone, Decrepit Birth, and Caliban are decent names. The rest are terrible though.
 
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all of you are putting the ! in the wrong place in that stupid ass name.

Its Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Not Godspeed! You Black Emperor.

That is by far the worst name ive ever heard or seen.
 
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all of you are putting the ! in the wrong place in that stupid ass name.

Its Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Not Godspeed! You Black Emperor.

That is by far the worst name ive ever heard or seen.


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Too bad they're grind, not death.


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Heh, the name Caliban is as faggy as the band.
Darkthrone loses because it mentions Dark, and Throne. I mean, I like the name Darkane, and Dark Tranquillity is a bearable name, but Darkthrone? No thanks.
Decrepit Birth - beh, just beh for a name. Worn and broken birth? WTF???

Also, Soilwork. I like the band but the name loses. For local bands, Death By Misadventure, I Shall Envy and Minus Life are bad names. ML is a good band, but the name shits me. Also, Satanic Warmaster and Devildriver, and Carpathian Forest.
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Darkthrone sounds cool to me.

Fuck....I'm Dead,Megadeth,As I Lay Dying all are stupid ass names,although I like all those bands music.
 
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I like how "As I Lay Dying" sounds as a band name...
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i dont like those kind of names, like my dying bride.. ect.. sounds too emo.
guess i just dont like 4 words in a band name
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i'm surprised a thread like "worst band names" didnt start up a giant E-fight
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Machine Head just sounds stupid to me...

what WOULD have been the worst band name ever... Dragon Slayer... Slayer's old band name
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Machine Head just sounds stupid to me...

what WOULD have been the worst band name ever... Dragon Slayer... Slayer's old band name

I agree on both those statements.
 
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.. ha and what slayer were going to call themselves.. dragon slayer


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Impaled Northen Moonforest...too long
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I like how "As I Lay Dying" sounds as a band name...
Dude, that's like my favorite band. Plus they got their name from a Faulkner novel.
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That's the whole point. It's fake black metal, just look how long the song titles are. Seth is a genius.
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Dude, that's like my favorite band. Plus they got their name from a Faulkner novel.

I like them a lot too,just don't like the name at all.
 
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That's the whole point. It's fake black metal, just look how long the song titles are. Seth is a genius.


I did not know that they were a fake band, never heard anything from them.

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