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Old 2005-06-10, 10:21
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The recrudescence of pyuria makes the toilet bowl relapse.
Your scirrhus makes me salivate and scour to a valgus stance.
The myxorrhea and metrorrhagia sends a miasma too pungent even for a coprophagist.
Hermaphroditic porn star with the credentials of a schizophrenic psychiatrist.
Your conception was interrupted due to delirium of unlawful carnal knowledge making the fetus atrophic.
Ravish was your name, good thing your field was tectonic.
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Old 2005-06-10, 12:11
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
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Old 2005-06-13, 02:08
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
There once was a man from Nantucket...

Who had such a big dick he could suck it.
And with a grin,
He wiped off his chin,
And said "If my ass was a cunt I would fuck it."

Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Old 2005-06-15, 09:50
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Old 2005-06-15, 17:08
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Jim Haras

The recrudescence of pyuria makes the toilet bowl relapse.
Your scirrhus makes me salivate and scour to a valgus stance.
The myxorrhea and metrorrhagia sends a miasma too pungent even for a coprophagist.
Hermaphroditic porn star with the credentials of a schizophrenic psychiatrist.
Your conception was interrupted due to delirium of unlawful carnal knowledge making the fetus atrophic.
Ravish was your name, good thing your field was tectonic.


lots of big words...Carcass was better but this is a valiant attempt
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