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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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http://thatvideosite.com/view/2195.html
Yes, I have way too much time on my hands this weekend.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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Black Metal Phone Call
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That was awesome
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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It's really sad. Both my kids knew a lot of that stuff before they even went to kindergarden. They had good teachers at home though and I was fortunate I wasn't a working mom. I'm not knocking mom's that work either. I just had more time around the kids.
We were talking about bad education at a meeting today and one lady said her daughter works in a store and people drop change in front of her not even knowing how to count it or if they have enough for their purchase. She's possibly going into teaching and it drives her crazy. It's disgusting there's such ignorance and lack of concern here.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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We were talking about bad education at a meeting today and one lady said her daughter works in a store and people drop change in front of her not even knowing how to count it or if they have enough for their purchase. She's possibly going into teaching and it drives her crazy. It's disgusting there's such ignorance and lack of concern here.
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http://www.vgmetal.com/index.php?page=music
For those gaming musical geeks who haven't realised women are not x-box compatible! Computer game themes done metal styleeeee!
Bang your fist in the air and forget you haven't actually had your cock touched by a woman! (I'm sorry pressing yourself up against a lady at the supermarket checkout doesn't count!) 
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http://www.vgmetal.com/index.php?page=music
For those gaming musical geeks who haven't realised women are not x-box compatible! Computer game themes done metal styleeeee!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Not funny, but worth a look. Some good techniques, and some catchy music as well:
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Tonight on CSI: Blashyrkh -
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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2006-05-13, 06:31
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Oh wow, I saw that before so I didn't watch it again. People like her need to stay away from crack.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2006-05-14, 00:26
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
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Bitches, Hoes And Corn Rows.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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I've been a member of those forums for many years now. Bit by bit we're uncovering the truth...soon you will all be awakened.
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2006-05-14, 07:28
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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lol thats fucking funny
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This is the one and only time I will ever agree with Metal Monkey. That was fucking hillarious.
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I posted that video on the last page...
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You're the blind one, fuckwit.
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who gives a shit if its on 2 pages
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Oh yeah, Nihilist, could you PM the urls for those death metal websites with the crazy html designs again?
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umm.. hmm, I forgot which. You mean the ones my friend designed?
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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this makes fun of that stupid fwd about how to get to treat a lady.
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.
26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now dont call.
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Did you get that from Timedragon's Double Your Dating thread? That has to be some of the best advice I've ever read.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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no i got it from an entirely different forum lol.
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hi my name is whitney, but you can call me Scrumptious
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freakin damn. today i got challenged by this emo kid to a duel. for battle of the bands.
he plays : some gay shit
i play:scarefied.
he plays:some more gay shit
i play: the harmonic min. part of surfin with the alien
need i say more. lmao it was too funny. the peeps that ran it, cut him off/threw in the towel.lmao.
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Hahaha, great.
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