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Old 2006-03-24, 00:07
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Antonio Inoki was awesome...go NJPW!

(I used to love Japanese wrestling, sorry)


EDIT - I heard about that "fight"..never watched it though...man, that was fucking horrible!! lol what were the rules?? No contact?
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Old 2006-03-24, 00:21
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the mans chin acts as a third fist. that fight was suppose to be a work, but inoki was all about a real throwdown.
 
Old 2006-03-25, 18:49
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http://www.break.com/index/leprechaun23.html

I like the guy in the blue hat.
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Old 2006-03-25, 20:38
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hey look its 50 cent :P
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Old 2006-03-25, 21:00
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I like the guy in the blue hat.

lmfao are they serious?
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Old 2006-03-25, 21:49
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lmfao are they serious?



Yes, that's a real news broadcast...

Again, to anyone who hasn't watched.

http://www.break.com/index/leprechaun23.html

Or the man who had the 1000 year old Irish whistle.
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Old 2006-03-26, 14:22
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2006-03-27, 04:40
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Old 2006-03-28, 05:49
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Old 2006-03-28, 06:29
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That was rather enjoyable..but the dog didn't even cum??! Why didn't the owners finish the poor guy! Don't they understand the torture and irritation of blue balls?
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Old 2006-03-28, 11:14
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Did you know the Catholic Church is actually on OUR side?

Seriously.
Read this.
You'll laugh your gonads off.
And 'occult imagery' will sew them back on.


If anyone can come up with a torrent or file link to this movie, they are going on my 'approved' list forever. This is way too funny, and will never be released in Australia.
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Old 2006-03-28, 22:36
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this gave me a good laugh

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12052652/

ha, what a country. kinda a silly enron on a much lower scale. hah, any more hilarious news stories??
 
Old 2006-03-28, 22:37
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Hmm. Something funny found on the internet. I wonder if there's another place for this.

Oh, there is.
 
Old 2006-03-29, 04:29
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Old 2006-03-29, 05:48
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Most of this is pretty stupid to the point of irritation, but the kid does sing "Orange juice raped my father" which I can't help but find amusing...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...+guitar&pl=true
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Old 2006-03-29, 06:04
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Old 2006-03-29, 19:59
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-03-29, 20:01
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haha wtf?
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Old 2006-04-03, 01:25
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http://www.virob.com/virob/videos/611.html
 
Old 2006-04-03, 03:27
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The Man Show has a lot to answer for.

Still, those girls must have a pretty shoddy education.
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Old 2006-04-03, 03:32
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Shit. You Australians really don't get TV shows for years, do you?
 
Old 2006-04-03, 03:35
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Shit. You Australians really don't get TV shows for years, do you?


Did you watch the video, Ricky-Poos?
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Old 2006-04-03, 17:30
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No. Now I have. This gives a lot of examples of people who haven't watched shows for years after they air, assuming the video is recent and the kid just saw the show as well as that none of the women ever saw it, but, having no sound, I don't know whether or not they were Australian. Statement retracted, except in the case of Family Guy.
 
Old 2006-04-05, 02:50
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www.civicvideo.co.nz

Local video shop. Listen to their song.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-06, 19:14
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OK...Muslim women are insane....it's official

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5F9...U&search=muslim
 
Old 2006-04-06, 20:36
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haha my god that was stupid
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Old 2006-04-07, 06:02
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OK...Muslim women are insane....it's official

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5F9...U&search=muslim



Wow...the spaghetti really tops it off.

Christ...or should I curse...Allah.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-07, 07:28
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We haven't had one of these threads for a while, and there are so many people to be laughed at...

This rocks balls.


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Old 2006-04-07, 10:07
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OK...Muslim women are insane....it's official

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5F9...U&search=muslim


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Old 2006-04-07, 21:47
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Old 2006-04-07, 21:51
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haha thats pretty funny
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:36
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Old 2006-04-07, 22:43
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Old 2006-04-08, 00:15
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I posted that, it was on youtube I beleive...but yes..it is fucking hilarious.
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Old 2006-04-08, 00:29
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Christ...I feel bad for that guy.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2006-04-08, 01:14
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Holy Shit! What a bitch!!!
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Old 2006-04-08, 02:00
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Old 2006-04-08, 17:51
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hoping this hasnt been posted before... its amazing

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1680007/
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Old 2006-04-09, 01:25
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(or so the translation said)

http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=8963

Funny either way.
 
Old 2006-04-09, 02:47
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Old 2006-04-09, 09:49
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Old 2006-04-09, 09:59
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Cunt!

*Reads caption*




Haha ownt, my country sucks.
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-11, 16:44
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http://www.sfu420.com/index.php?a=42

Not only does Barnes look ridiculous with dreadlocks. He claims "Post 95 CC" as his least favorite music. Someone's bitter...
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-04-11, 17:41
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Old 2006-04-11, 18:26
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That's one weird lookin almost-stillborn son of a bitch.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-04-11, 18:28
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Looks like E.T. and Jabba the Hut got a little too frisky and popped out one ugly motherfucker! But I gotta admit, it's kinda cute.
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Old 2006-04-11, 18:38
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This video is so fake it's pathetic. But kind of funny.

(WARNING TO PUSSIES: although it's obviously fake, if you don't like the sight of blood or a whiny woman getting her brains blown out then skip this one)

Oh! No! Please don't shoot me! Please don--POW!
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Old 2006-04-11, 18:41
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This video is so fake it's pathetic. But kind of funny.

(WARNING TO PUSSIES: although it's obviously fake, if you don't like the sight of blood or a whiny woman getting her brains blown out then skip this one)

Oh! No! Please don't shoot me! Please don--POW!



hehe I like
 
Old 2006-04-11, 18:43
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That video made me realize that I haven't eaten jelly in a long time. Think I'll pick some up today...

I think the phrase Warning to Pussies was the best part of that whole post
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2006-04-11, 18:44
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Old 2006-04-11, 19:00
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Oh yeah, and I forget where I found these, but here's some pretty decent pics of dead chicks. First one is fake, second one is (supposedly) real. This might belong more appropriately in the Nicest Tits section, but oh well. Feel free to whack it.

(yeah, Pussy Warning applies here too I guess)

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Old 2006-04-11, 20:18
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my fucking god!!!
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yeah, one night he (BassBehemoth) came with some GHB and he put it in my drink, when i woke up....i lost my hymen....terrible


 
Old 2006-04-11, 20:30
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Dug it up from your list of favourites, eh?
 
Old 2006-04-11, 20:39
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

If someone knows German or whatever language this kid is speaking, please put up the translation. Thanks.
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Old 2006-04-13, 11:24
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

If someone knows German or whatever language this kid is speaking, please put up the translation. Thanks.


Yeah, its german. The only thing I could figure out was: "I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME", "START THE FUCKING GAME" and "YAAAY, IT'S STARTING"
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Old 2006-04-13, 14:53
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Old 2006-04-13, 15:19
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That black metal vid with the subtitles was hilarious too.
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Old 2006-04-13, 15:23
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I never understood why that drummer had a dick instead of his nose.. lol probably to bum-fuck his gay bandmates lol
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Old 2006-04-13, 15:31
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

If someone knows German or whatever language this kid is speaking, please put up the translation. Thanks.


Holy shit that fucker needs to be locked away!!!! It was funny the first 30 seconds then i thought his fuckin veins were gonna pop
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Old 2006-04-13, 15:54
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AAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHAHA!!!!! i cant believe a father would do that to his son!!!!!! the kid probably shat his pants, while having nightmares for the rest of his life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2006-04-13, 16:08
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Nice finds blizzard! haha, what can get more laughs than slipknot and black metal? Seriously, folks.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-13, 16:25
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Old 2006-04-14, 00:45
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Old 2006-04-14, 02:04
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Old 2006-04-14, 02:56
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rofl is that ur science project?
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
 
Old 2006-04-14, 22:01
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Old 2006-04-14, 22:22
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.

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Old 2006-04-15, 22:00
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lmao!!!
that was hillarious when he pulled out the rifle afterwords.
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!
 
Old 2006-04-15, 23:43
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Old 2006-04-16, 02:35
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html

If someone knows German or whatever language this kid is speaking, please put up the translation. Thanks.

What the hell was he yelling at?! I was waiting for him to smash his head into the computer screen.
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ibut i wouldnt get any help at a slipknot board, theyre struggling with palm muting!

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Old 2006-04-17, 17:33
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Old 2006-04-17, 18:17
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nice!
It's quality when she gets going really fast and lands in a painful heap, check the pic
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Old 2006-04-17, 18:24
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I prefer when she is doing 80 and snaps her neck 5-6 times on the stupid little small bubbles
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Old 2006-04-17, 19:19
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Automatic complaint generator:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

Quite amusing.
 
Old 2006-04-17, 19:49
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I remembered this...
www.subservientchicken.com
 
Old 2006-04-18, 20:01
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Iy...search=slipknot

This is too stupid to post in the guitar thing, but it's still funny.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2006-04-18, 20:12
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I love how he stops and scratches his head.
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Old 2006-04-18, 20:37
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Iy...search=slipknot

This is too stupid to post in the guitar thing, but it's still funny.

Even I don't have enough free time (nor the energy) to do that, and I don't do shit.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2006-04-19, 06:46
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GORGOROTH KILLS!

No, really.
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Old 2006-04-19, 06:54
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GORGOROTH KILLS!

No, really.



haha, I'm glad you are using The Globe and Mail's website.

"I thought, ‘Holy crap dude, you just got hit by a train.'"

“Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of their true warriors to die on them. Otherwise, I'd be up there in the kingdom of steel.”

hahaha.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2006-04-19, 10:30
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Old 2006-04-19, 19:17
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goddamn, just realised i posted the wrong bloody link

this is the one i meant to post
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...f+girls&pl=true
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Old 2006-04-19, 20:26
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That person probably gets swirlied by metalheads constantly.
 
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HA! what a loser ..
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Old 2006-04-20, 18:54
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Damn.. I just watched this one.. that mullet dude must be joking.. what a fag lol
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Old 2006-04-20, 19:20
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.

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Old 2006-04-20, 19:56
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The interviewer sure was wrong!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28n2...h=syd%20barrett

Syd I saw this in color ages ago.
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Old 2006-04-20, 20:09
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Damn.. I just watched this one.. that mullet dude must be joking.. what a fag lol


what the hell ...
 
Old 2006-04-20, 20:30
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Is wally still hitting on you, jh? Now that's really funny net crap.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2006-04-20, 20:41
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Damn.. I just watched this one.. that mullet dude must be joking.. what a fag lol



yeah, hard to watch its so bad. on the thread below the video someone accuses the maker of video of being an art student, who are known to do this kinda shit and try to make it seem authentically bad.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...riendid=5722433

but forget that for now. this is the real deal ladies and gentlemen. dee dee kings myspace page.this is, of course, dee dee ramone.
 
Old 2006-04-20, 20:54
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

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Old 2006-04-20, 20:58
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but forget that for now. this is the real deal ladies and gentlemen. dee dee kings myspace page.this is, of course, dee dee ramone.

hahaha yeah, I love the Ramones but what the fuck was he thinking?
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