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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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That was vastly hilarious. Top find!
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Fucking hell. This is double-post funny.
I forgive Hammerfall for ever being gay and forever upgrade them to merely 'silly'.
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This public pc doesn't have the necessary plugins. Is this video located somewhere else? LIke youtube?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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Scroll riiiiiiightttt... downnnn...... to the bottom.......
And read the last remarrrrkkkkk....
FUCKING IDIOT!!!!
Who the fuck is Orrin Hatch? What kind of low-rent shit-for-brains son of a bastard's whore's bastard is he???? Hasn't he READ THE NEWS FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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spirits-- synonymous to alcohol.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Bush Threatens to Veto Any Bill to Stop Port Takeover
By DAVID E. SANGER
and ERIC LIPTON
Published: February 21, 2006
WASHINGTON, Feb. 21 — President Bush said this afternoon that he would veto any legislation seeking to block the administration's decision to allow a state-owned company from Dubai to assume control of port terminals in New York and other cities.
Mr. Bush's rare veto threat came as Republican leaders and many of their Democratic counterparts called up today for the port takeover to be put on hold. They demanded that the Bush administration conduct a further investigation of the Dubai company's acquisition of the British operator of the six American ports.
"After careful review by our government, I believe the transaction ought to go forward," Mr. Bush told reporters who were traveling with him on Air Force One to Washington, according to news agencies. "I want those who are questioning it to step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company. I am trying to conduct foreign policy now by saying to the people of the world, 'We'll treat you fairly." '
WHAT?
WHAT???
YOU FUCKING RETARD?????
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After the first time its never the same.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Hahahahaha now that is a good idea!!!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Did anyone see this guys tattoos???
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That was terrible....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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friends don't let friends play krank.
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 what the fuck wat that?
Got a tab to the intro song?
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My bands page ^
Think my attitude stinks?? You should smell my fingers.
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Some tourists in Austria have been known to ask where kangaroos can be found.
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i dont really see how thats funny.....
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I'm sure.
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Haha yeah that's pretty fucking bad.
And I know I'm a dick for saying this, but I'm not really a fan of crippled people, I don't like watching them, most of the time I don't like seeing them, and frankly I don't care what they can do. So maybe the fact that the guy can play a guitar is admirable and "an inspiration to us all," I still don't care that much. So I'll be the asshole right beside ya, metal monkey.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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YESSS hah just like that vid of catchin some guy jacking off to some weird anime thing that was posted here a while back
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And I know I'm a dick for saying this, but I'm not really a fan of crippled people, I don't like watching them, most of the time I don't like seeing them, and frankly I don't care what they can do. So maybe the fact that the guy can play a guitar is admirable and "an inspiration to us all," I still don't care that much. So I'll be the asshole right beside ya, metal monkey.
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Fair enough. But if we were amongst any people around here with any degree of "normalcy" they might post something saying that he should be King Cripple Champion or something along those lines, and that it's morally wrong for this to be in a thread with the intent of him being laughed at. And I just wanted to talk about not liking crippled people since I saw him.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.
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I was about to post that chuck norris thing.
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http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/concept.htm
ultimate warrior website
"First, the dispelling of a couple rumors. There was only one Ultimate Warrior. That is, in Sports Entertainment there was only one person who 'did' Ultimate Warrior -- that was me. There were not many different guys who 'did' him. No one else created his unique, distinct characteristics and sui generis personality. No one else donned his colorful gear or executed his creative, befitting promo style. No one else had the full bodybuilder's physique and discharged the explosive, intense energy. No one else ran full speed sprints to the ring, shook the bejesus out of the ropes, threw violent, veiny-armed clotheslines or powered bodies up in Gorilla Press slams. No one else. I created him and I was the only one who, EVER, legitimately performed him.
Furthermore, I am not dead, nor have I ever died. Don't laugh. There are many kooks (too many) who write and tell me that I am or that I did -- and want me to write back and confirm it. Nor do I have a twin brother or look-a-like cousin who filled in for me when I was on death's bed with one fancy boot in the grave, as the rumors abundantly and frequently claimed I was. Again, let's get this straight before we move on to the next subject: I created Ultimate Warrior, I own Ultimate Warrior (as an Intellectual Property) and I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER performed him -- AND I AM NOT DEAD. If you've believed otherwise, you were duped. Plain and simple. If you want to continue to misbelieve, now that you have the truth before you and are given this chance to correct your errors, you are stupidly choosing to remain ridiculously ignorant. And if you are, I can assure you none of the gutsy, real substantive thinking and enlightenment Warrior Web provides will be of any interest to you. I can assure of you of something else, as well. There's only one thing about me, the guy who did Ultimate Warrior, you have correct right now -- "He was intense." That hasn't changed. Never will. But about everything else -- get ready for the lesson of your life. Around here, misconceptions are accustomed to being destroyed."
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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i remember some of these, i was a huge fan of the warrior and hogan, this guy had the most intense speeches............completely out of his mind shit that ruled. the last one i posted got tooken off. i didnt realize at the time how nutty those promos were
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Holy fuck that was annoying  .
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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haha, I know...I remember my junior high school having signs of "DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY"..because we were using mac's from the early 80's...they upgraded the year after I left.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.
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"I don't want him to bite the labrador on the penis!"
"In my vagina two times he bite me."
Ahhhhh, comedy.
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