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Old 2006-02-08, 15:31
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that was fucking brilliant! hahahaha
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
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Old 2006-02-08, 15:53
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Old 2006-02-08, 16:02
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Old 2006-02-08, 16:07
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thats fucking hideous...
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2006-02-08, 20:35
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2006-02-09, 05:03
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hahahahahah holy shit that a lot of semen!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2006-02-09, 05:29
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Old 2006-02-09, 05:50
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HAHAHAHAHA!And we are like WTF.
 
Old 2006-02-09, 10:41
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Old 2006-02-10, 01:02
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Command these girls....
think of clever words to type.
Here's a start...

Type
kiss or finger...and other things you can think of...

http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php
 
Old 2006-02-10, 03:59
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I love you Bia
 
Old 2006-02-10, 04:13
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I love you Bia

I love me too...

Also type in
jump
spank
wash
bend over....etc etc


there are a couple dozen things they do...it's cute.
 
Old 2006-02-10, 06:00
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Doesn't beat what Bia posted, but it's sure funny(or offensive if you're weird):

http://newsfly.org/humormedia/news.htm
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2006-02-10, 12:18
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Old 2006-02-10, 14:18
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hehe, we actualy had to watch this in class yesterday
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Old 2006-02-10, 14:27
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Ha, funny internet crap....I just saw why jackson was suspended Idiot.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-02-10, 15:03
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Ha, funny internet crap....I just saw why jackson was suspended Idiot.


and speaking of suspension: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2308918

Doesn't happen that often in the NBA, that's a long time. And Chris Anderson is funny.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2006-02-10, 16:48
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Myspace the movie-

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_...d%3DoJ_dam5DmsM

some parts arent that funny, but the blind date is soooooooooo good

"DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE ANGRY BEAVER!?"


Haha, thats fucking classic, so true aswell!! haha.
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Old 2006-02-10, 17:23
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this has probably already cropped up here but....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...fice+linebacker
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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Old 2006-02-10, 17:54
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Anyone know where to find the video of the newscaster standing near the burning pot(mexico drug tunnel), and he gets kinda high while casting? Supposedly this was on tv, and was really funny. I'd like to see it! So if anyone knows, please post it over 'ere.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...7809023&q=funny

this?
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


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-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2006-02-10, 18:05
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Command these girls....
think of clever words to type.
Here's a start...

Type
kiss or finger...and other things you can think of...

http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

hahhaha type "kill"
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Old 2006-02-10, 18:14
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hahhaha type "kill"



type destroy -_-
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Old 2006-02-11, 05:20
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Hah,I love that video,I have a feeling its staged,though.
 
Old 2006-02-11, 17:48
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http://www.wimp.com/band/
LOL

http://www.wimp.com/animasturbator/ LOL guy caught masterbating WTF was he masterbating to LOLOL
 
Old 2006-02-12, 03:48
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the final count down

oh god!! that solo.
sounded like stock pickups and a shitty guitarist
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Old 2006-02-12, 22:29
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Old 2006-02-13, 14:42
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haha yeah that's it. it doesn't look real unfortunately.

That wimp video hurt... it really hurt me when listened to it, I think it broke my jaw.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.

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Old 2006-02-13, 14:47
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still funny though.
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someone's a little behind

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I'll take you from behind!


-grindcore (featuring newHELLonEARTH)- Krossa
-"Neo-Classical Heathen Folk"- Ellylldan
-experimental/middle eastern themed/folk/ambient- Soft Temple
-experimental/post rock/downtempo- Silence Over Okhotsk
 
Old 2006-02-13, 14:50
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still funny though.


Yeah, but if it were real we could have watched him be like "oh, what the hell, I'm doing such a bad job I'm being fired anyway" and then leap onto all the pot and take as much as he could.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2006-02-14, 06:17
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Kurt Cobaine dives into crowd.
Then jabs guitar at security.
Security dude PWNS Kurt...mayhem ensues.

Feels like teen spirit



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Old 2006-02-14, 06:34
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Kurt Cobaine dives into crowd.
Then jabs guitar at security.
Security dude PWNS Kurt...mayhem ensues.

Feels like teen spirit .

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAD FUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT VIDEO FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2006-02-14, 20:19
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Fucking on the couch while posting on Metaltabs and getting caught by your mother....

Priceless!
 
Old 2006-02-14, 20:50
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fight of the century
emo vs wiggers
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Old 2006-02-14, 21:04
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Holly shit! that was funny
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Old 2006-02-14, 21:53
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fight of the century
emo vs wiggers

i would have annihiliated that little cunt who was spouting off, altohug i usually have to be drunk to fight anyone, i dont take little shits yelling at me very well. fucking funny video, the emo kid got a few good hits in.
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Old 2006-02-14, 22:08
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fight of the century
emo vs wiggers


One on one the pretty boys handled their business.

Their prob was not sticking together when the wigger boys got collective.
The emos seemingly outnumbered them.

Never turn on your boys....back each other up always.

Excellent link...thanks for sharing.
 
Old 2006-02-14, 22:39
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i would have annihiliated that little cunt who was spouting off, altohug i usually have to be drunk to fight anyone, i dont take little shits yelling at me very well. fucking funny video, the emo kid got a few good hits in.




that kid is the bait for the others to jump in, this is the oldest trick in the book, smallest dude starts shit, the others jump in with the whole "pick on someone your own size" attitude, meanwhile your outnumbered and you dont have time to argue the point.

as tho its seems like the right thing to do and its hard to prevent, the emo kid shouldnt have rolled with the rear choke to his back, there was nothing he could do if other are gonna jump in, but being on your back on pavement is the worst place to be
 
Old 2006-02-14, 22:44
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One on one the pretty boys handled their business.

Their prob was not sticking together when the wigger boys got collective.
The emos seemingly outnumbered them.

Never turn on your boys....back each other up always.

Excellent link...thanks for sharing.

i dont play that "wait til hes down and everyone jump in" shit, thats why i have my "crew", so to speak, that i know will keep shit one on one.
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Old 2006-02-15, 01:55
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Kurt Cobaine dives into crowd.
Then jabs guitar at security.
Security dude PWNS Kurt...mayhem ensues.

Feels like teen spirit



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a hero of his time

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...orn+to+shred+II

"we just think playing slow is for pussies"

"this guitar isnt fast enough. It's not picking up all my notes."

the funny thing is there actually pretty good
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Old 2006-02-15, 02:28
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a hero of his time

http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...orn+to+shred+II

"we just think playing slow is for pussies"

"this guitar isnt fast enough. It's not picking up all my notes."

the funny thing is there actually pretty good


Damn good...

Funny too...I watched all 19 min...lol
 
Old 2006-02-15, 04:10
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Mr. Crab posted here a few times before. There are threads with Born to Shred in the guitar forum.
 
Old 2006-02-15, 06:20
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Those guys are fucking great. Nice, too.
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Old 2006-02-15, 21:41
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the best part was the insane atonal taps at the end of that nice classical peice. haha
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i have to make this gay ass puppet, for mole day or some shit.
i need ideas. so far i got children of moldem and yngwie molesteen.
yes its a gay project, and no im not in special needs class.
 
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Old 2006-02-16, 13:34
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Whoever takes that many fucking pictures in there "im a angry 15 year old" type room needs some fucking guidance..and this time Tupac isn't invited.


What a goon, gangsters rob and murder people...not take phony pictures of themselves to put on their website.
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Old 2006-02-16, 18:55
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i have posters all over my room, makes it seem less empty, but i also have a few of women up amongst the bands, which i dont think he did. what a fucktard.
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wow
can you believe his whole fucking family is like that?
and he only has one black friend........
and look
in this pic it looks like 50 cent is in his couch
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Old 2006-02-16, 20:49
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Old 2006-02-16, 20:50
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Mike Rayburn is terrific. Awesome guitarist and funny, too.

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Old 2006-02-16, 21:03
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Old 2006-02-16, 23:54
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it was found by FBS
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I didnt click his labeled "World Gayest German" so I didnt know I was reposting.
 
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i didnt mean you i meant that jacksonguitar07 guy
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I didnt click his labeled "World Gayest German" so I didnt know I was reposting.


Click my links, damn you!
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i didnt mean you i meant that jacksonguitar07 guy

I know you were.....but I was just saying as to why I made that repost....


FBS.....I usually do click all your links....but the Gay German.....I thought that was something I recently saw online that really was some gayass German fruitloop that pours food products on his manhood and poses for homo-erotic pics. Now I'm on a mission to find THAT site and post it here.....lol
 
Old 2006-02-17, 23:15
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anyway never thought i would ever see a wannabe 'gangsta'.


You are incredibly childish. And nobody likes you. So please go wither away in nu-metal land.
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is that the best you could come up with....?????
really????
ok and talking about not funny ...please remember that next time someone tell you to learn to read they are not joking, they really mean it....however insane it sounds
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Old 2006-02-18, 09:32
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This counts as funny internet crap.Keep the useless argument going,please.
 
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I thought that was something I recently saw online that really was some gayass German fruitloop that pours food products on his manhood and poses for homo-erotic pics. Now I'm on a mission to find THAT site and post it here.....lol


Whoah.

Yes, definitely post that. I don't think I hate humanity enough yet.
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Old 2006-02-18, 13:52
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is that the best you could come up with....?????
really????
ok and talking about not funny ...please remember that next time someone tell you to learn to read they are not joking, they really mean it....however insane it sounds


You are a dick. And you are what you eat as the saying goes.
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And you are what you eat as the saying goes.



SO what do eat.... Cum caught up between cat hair, going down the drain hole.

i beg others not to mind as i will not bother to respond to Jacks(off)onGuitars07 anymore
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SO what do eat.... Cum caught up between cat hair, going down the drain hole.

i beg others not to mind as i will not bother to respond to Jacks(off)onGuitars07 anymore


I eat bowls of shred everyday for breakfast. And as I said earlier in another thread, I eat ice cream out of your father's ass. Fag
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SO what do eat.... Cum caught up between cat hair, going down the drain hole.

i beg others not to mind as i will not bother to respond to Jacks(off)onGuitars07 anymore


And proof read what you write, faggot. You tell me to learn to read, why don't you follow some of your own advice.
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If anyone ever needed BEATEN to death.....he we are!

The last 10 seconds are the best.....once he realizes he's fucked up his keyboard......he cries like a bitch.

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The last 10 seconds are the best.....once he realizes he's fucked up his keyboard......he cries like a bitch.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140...uy_In_The_World


when he screams like a dinosaure that shit is fucking funny
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The last 10 seconds are the best.....once he realizes he's fucked up his keyboard......he cries like a bitch.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140...uy_In_The_World



that kid has some serious issues

But it's obviously fake
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What the fuck is wrong with that kid?! Is it even real?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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There's a big chance that kids vid is fake.....and if it is....he's a damn good little actor!

wow
 
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...ntid=7439&stc=1

Whos this ^
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Old 2006-02-20, 05:29
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Opethfan - haha, thats a great one man.

BRING THIS BACK GUITAR DEMON!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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http://metaltabs.com/forum/attachme...ntid=7439&stc=1

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