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"Sponges kill up to 13 people a week!" 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnreKGIDmRo
Got bored last night and made this, then posted it on YouTube. It probably isn't all that funny, but it was at the time I made it (I was tired).
(P.S. I mean absolutely no disrespect towards the Native Americans).
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Is that Wolf and his gang? 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Haha I know, last night someone told me to look him up, so I did and had some premium lulz. I'm surprised he doesn't have his own TV show yet.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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D00d his vids are almost "old"
It`s nearly unbelieveable that you don`t know him!
Legendary and a great joke when you`re shouting it during the lesson:
WHAT TIME IS IT!?
IT`S VAGINAAAAAAAA!
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The first two are a prime example of why I just leave the floor if someone starts playing MTV-bling-hop. Seriously, this is more of a summation than a parody.
And the last two had me a tad worried. One of my class mates look a lot like the rapist+pedophile look, and for all the world he seems to be born into the respectable professor role. Hm, gotta find out what kind of car he drives. Spooky.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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"(325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
fucking amazing, some of these.
(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
oh sorry i can't stop posting these haha
"(408): hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over 
(650): nah, i'm gonna grab some food "
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(323): You got in a fight last night?
(818): Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
(323): Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
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"Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML"
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hahaha.
"Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML"
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hahaha.
"Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML"
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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hahaha.
"Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML"
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"Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML"
haha. fucking owned. better stop before this whole thread becomes quotes of texts or fmls
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"Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML"
haha. fucking owned. better stop before this whole thread becomes quotes of texts or fmls
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Why not I mean it`s funneh
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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And IT IS "Internet crap," is it not?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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Pedobear!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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It's wierd... I remember liking transformers, thundercats and stuff like that, but never pedobears or anything of the kind. Do kids actually like this?
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The niglet girl in the last few seconds definately
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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OK....and this was supposed to entertain me?
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I found it to be entertaining for a short bit
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How the fuck does this thing work?
edit Damn IIIIT TRIIIICKED ME!!!!!!!
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Must post something....ehm...yai....
Loooool!1!!1!!1!**
!1,000th post!
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How the fuck does this thing work?
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Haha I feel your pain. These tricks are so fucking irritating. They're not even tricks, they're just extremely basic mathematical functions dressed up as mentalism by cunts.
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Reminds me of a Bill Hicks bit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtbWIVTEytk [Skip to 2:12-ish]
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Haha That's probably what the song sounded like before they polished it with ProTools.
Congrats on the 1,000'th post!
Woot! I just reached 3,700
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Oh yea, but damn it you're missing out on the chatter, it's so Svensson (=Smith, Average Joe) I can hardly remain sitting on the chair.
"Die Schwedische Wahnsinne Preis" priceless...
Let's keep it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
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Hahahaha I like it
The dancing part looks like a circle pit
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The funneh black thing there is called Kaaba right?
A cacao-brand here is called like that
*120 secs*
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Someone should make a speeded-up video of a bunch of beard monkeys doing their gymnastics in time with, say, Arch Enemy or perhaps Venom, if you can find anything in there to keep in time with. Post it and wait for the fatwah to come in.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Haha. I couldn't figure out what that was, and I was actually meaning to ask you. Been visiting Ogrish lately? lol
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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HAHA! Nice find.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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This, I sincerely believe, must be the single one most healthy, wholesome and commendable fetish I've ever seen displayed on this entire site.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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*addstofavlist*
They found a note between B and C
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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He`s always so incredibly fucked up at concerts but this is why I LOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Hahahaha I`d send some to Chris Barnes even if I think it`s fake
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I'd love for this to be the biggest double-bluff in history and that Ratchaburi is in fact a chop-shop for the Thai mafia.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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My PC is dirty too, but in a different way...
The second-last one is obviously a pisstake, but most of them are definitely genuine, including the furry floppy drive which looks uncannily like my great grandmother's pussy. I was having overheating problems for months until I realised there was a thick layer of dust blocking a vent that I didn't even know was there. It looked like a homeless man's blanket. |
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Yeah I've always wanted to punch that guy so hard.
The Swedish guy. Not Hitler.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-11-19, 17:22
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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To the first one : Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Second : ADS?
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2009-11-19, 21:33
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NOT A JOKE
I'm waiting for the expansion: MUHAMMEDJIHAAAAD
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-11-19, 21:42
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WTF that was genuinely disturbing
Is there some way to hijack one of the shipments of that game and replace it with a Satanic Worship version? Or maybe just ship a couple of German Midget Porn DVDs along with the boxes.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2009-11-19, 21:43
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Yes, so let's up the ante for Swedish entertainment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv3eUKcjqw&feature=fvw
It's funny you should put together that particular combination of vids. That Idol guy sort of makes you think... maybe this whole racial cleansing thing wasn't such a bad idea after all.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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NOT A JOKE
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Okay.
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It's funny you should put together that particular combination of vids. That Idol guy sort of makes you think... maybe this whole racial cleansing thing wasn't such a bad idea after all.
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Haha!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-11-20, 09:48
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Yes, so let's up the ante for Swedish entertainment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv3eUKcjqw&feature=fvw
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Why the fuck does he keep knocking the mic over? That looks like an expensive mic... Is there some sort of sneaky plan, to brainwash kids to be little angsty shits, being run by the Irish?
EDIT: Shit I made myself watch the English version.
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Reason: The immigrants.
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DETH TOLL!!!
Keep checking for new crap.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the second one is the funniest thing I saw today
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