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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
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Haha yeah I remember that  I haven't seen it in a few years.
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Boom bye bye
Inna batty bwoy head
Rude bwoy no promote no nasty man
Dem haffi dead!
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Paddy! One of yours?
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"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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A drunk man in Swansea got stuck in a 30cm wide hole after accidentally dropping his lighter down there and jumping in to retrieve it.
Part 1
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Haha yeah. And I love how he's still drinking at the beginning of part 1
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I woke up in the hospital six days later.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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yea, I've tried all sorts of time. So far I've turned black, chinese, irish, and norwegian. I was REALLY impressed with the norwegian one, that was really hard to imitate and transform into.
But yea, my favorite race-change was when I was around a bunch of asian guys and friggin' turned chinese haha it was so much fun to talk to them (i was just bullshitting a chinese accent)
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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yea, I've tried all sorts of time. So far I've turned black, chinese, irish, and norwegian. I was REALLY impressed with the norwegian one, that was really hard to imitate and transform into.
But yea, my favorite race-change was when I was around a bunch of asian guys and friggin' turned chinese haha it was so much fun to talk to them (i was just bullshitting a chinese accent) |
I turned Jewish once during Hanukkah just so I could get 8 gifts
Then I went to a Synagogue and turned German. That place cleared out fucking fast
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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hahah OMG i never thought of that dude, your a genius
man now I want to go to a nazi convention and turn Jewish... then run away and turn German and come back and say that I shot some Jewish guy running away.
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Haha. You could get free beer if they thought you shot him
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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That's the nice thing about being of unknown parentage. I can be anything I want! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Looks like Klaus Nomi.
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WTHFSOMGZOMFG?!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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My first thought was what are they towing it with? There's no winch on that Jeep so something else is pulling it. Then check out the back wheel. It's not turning. That means it's front wheel drive probably and not a 4x4. I couldn't see a pumpkin under it so that was another clue. Had they had another vehicle to pull from the right side of the other one it probably wouldn't have rocked and broken the axle. Even if it was 4 wheel drive why didn't the dummy lock in the hubs before he tried that? Too much beer would be my guess.
My old Scout would have walked through that like it was nothing. 
That Nomi guy is scary.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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Hmmm timing in the beginning is just a bit too perfect.
But that's quite a credible reaction.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I guess it`s a fake.
Otherwise it`d be really scary what computergames could do to your mind
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'. - Early Cuyler
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Its very real, or at least I think so. My major question is why he was trying to shove the remote up his ass.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH someone had beat me to it!
The remote control fail was fucking GOLD!
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Its very real, or at least I think so. My major question is why he was trying to shove the remote up his ass.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Its very real, or at least I think so. My major question is why he was trying to shove the remote up his ass.
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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hhahahahahaha omg the ending to that second link was fucking unexpected blitz
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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hhahahahahaha omg the ending to that second link was fucking unexpected blitz |
Haha I didn't expect it either... at first I was like wtf Then I burst out laughing
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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It's all about the stuttering, man, haven't you heard? 
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Yep, it's true. Ever wonder how Porky Pig really got his name?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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She`ll definately have a bad headache
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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an interesting character to be singing that song lol
haha i love his headbanging during the guitar solo
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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Haha not bad?!? It's fucking awful
Downer?
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Hahahaha wow! That's hilarious, and very well done!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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fuck, what a nerd. I wouldn't be able to go to sleep knowing that shit will start in the morning.
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I'm such a deep sleeper that I'd just end up sleeping through it. The violent shaking would most likely result in a vivid sex dream in which a crazy woman on meth was fucking me/beating me half to death.
...on second thought, I might just end up getting one of those
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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That rules. I really dislike skaters in my area, but nothing unnerves me more than pussy ass cholos that like punking lone people whenever they're in front of their homies, especially when they pull out heat or blades.
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hhahahahahaha omg the ending to that second link was fucking unexpected blitz |
I got bored with that one and closed it, then I read your message and watched it again but all the way through the second time. I loled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWb-...feature=channel
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That video is great. Fuck scumbags who pull guns or blades. If you can't fight with your fists, then you shouldn't be fighting.
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The Video title should be : !!Yer gotz own3d!!
And Truth said the truth
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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That rules. I really dislike skaters in my area, but nothing unnerves me more than pussy ass cholos that like punking lone people whenever they're in front of their homies, especially when they pull out heat or blades.
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That video is great. Fuck scumbags who pull guns or blades. If you can't fight with your fists, then you shouldn't be fighting.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-08-01, 23:05
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Okay.
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Haha yeah that made my day
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-02, 05:05
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the tape looping to "deter" burglars line cracked me up!!!
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2009-08-03, 06:46
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Haha yeah that was good. This made me laugh the hardest though:
"The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway"
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-03, 17:25
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that whole thing was priceless
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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Hahaha! That is great, I can't believe how well it worked... It's going to be hard to imagine that song with the original vocals from now on
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2009-08-04, 16:35
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-08-04, 18:29
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VERY VERY strict atheist. I guess that means he believes more strongly in nothing than normal atheism? haha
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-08-04, 20:13
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Everyone was a stupid kid once
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2009-08-04, 20:35
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that's even more reason why we could make fun of him
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2009-08-05, 01:22
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August 4
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cradle of filth, metallica, all that remains, pitchshifter, rob zombie, slyer, emmure, iwrestledabearonce, from the ashes, devildriver, lamb of god, beneath the sky, static x, slipknot, listen children
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i like metal, and disgusting energy drinks. im also a VERY, VERY strict atheist. thats pretty much it. oh yea, and the mississippi flag rocks although the state sucks
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Waterbury, CT
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playing guitar, inline skating, drawing, sleeping through school, and walking by ghetto-fags while singing along with deathcore music to scare those little queers
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none, but if i could choose one, it would be insulting and proving wrong every religion that isnt atheism... but mostly those damned christians and theyre fuckin book worshipping
Guy has awful taste in music, along with a fetish for state flags, which is pretty fucking weird since outside of Right wing pseudo-patriots, and even more right wing lunatics, I can't think of anyone who writes about their love of a flag in a short bio (not to mention he hates the state).
Although it's pretty acceptable in nearly every group, a teenager who's not able to realize why it does no good for any genre of music to have it used as a method of terrorism probably shouldn't be using homophobic slurs, or anything disparaging anyone, ever.
I religiously believe that there is no god, and that people who are religious other than myself should be vilified. My atheism commands me to prosecute all religious beliefs, including non-theistic ones. This is the true way of those with no belief in deities.
I really hope this kid never starts reading Christopher Hitchens' books otherwise he'll be able to back up his ridiculous claims with somewhat sound logic.
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What'a little rebel. I remember being 13.  |
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2009-08-05, 05:35
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What'a little rebel. I remember being 13. |
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Hahahahahahahaha.
Wow, he's cool!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Okay.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2009-08-06, 11:41
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Quantum.
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Seventeen cats and seventeen kinds of awesome.
"They are very small ducks"
DAMN what a one-liner.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine |
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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2009-08-07, 11:24
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Okay.
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Haha I did some searching and found out that the guy who wrote those emails (David Thorne) has his own website full of other shit just like that!
This one is awesome
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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